A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

"What is it?" Hanyu was impatient with the repeated "torture" by the Yamada Fairy this time, so he immediately urged the Yamada Fairy to say what he wanted to say quickly.

"That is, did you catch me on purpose when you fell down? You kissed me on purpose... on purpose... on purpose." After finishing speaking, Yamada Fairy became very shy, and kept asking herself what was wrong with her now .Why does it seem like he has lost his mind? It's obviously just because he feels a little disadvantaged and wants Hanyu to promise to owe him something, but why does he keep bringing out things that embarrass him.

First was the matter of being stripped off by Hanyu, and then the matter of being kissed by Hanyu himself.

But now that the words have been spoken, the Yamada goblin can no longer stop.After all, stopping the topic now made him seem guilty, which seemed even weirder.

Therefore, after Yamada Goblin struggled with the electric light and flint, he prepared his mental construction and was ready to take advantage of Hanyu next.

"Hey, how can you blame me for this? After you jumped off, I couldn't support one leg, so I was going to fall on the air cushion. I don't want this process to cause that kind of thing to happen. You can blame it too Gravity should be to blame." As he said that, Hanyu also had an innocent expression on his face.

"But... but... When you fell down, didn't you turn around and face me on purpose? You just wanted to take the opportunity to do bad things at that time."

"I was afraid that you would fall, so I deliberately let myself be under there as a human cushion for you." Seeing his kindness being so misinterpreted by Yamada Goblin, Hanyu also felt wronged for a while.

"Is...really? You said that, but I don't know what you think. And obviously there is an air cushion, so you don't need to pick me up. I can just jump on the air cushion by myself. ?" Yamada Goblin, who refused to admit defeat, once again made unreasonable words.

"..." And Hanyu has already been defeated by the godlike logic of Yamada Fairy, and even going to pick up Yamada Fairy with good intentions can be a reason for being attacked by her, Hanyu is speechless and speechless.

"Well... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you for coming to pick me up." After being silent for a while, Yamada Goblin also felt that what she said just now was really too much, too vexatious.So after struggling for a while, I politely apologized to Hanyu and expressed my gratitude.At the same time, I thought about what angle I should start again.

"Oh...you can understand." Hanyu looked at the picture of Yamada Fairy and felt really tired.He was obviously reasonable before, but after a while he became obsessive, and after a while he became polite again.Hanyu wondered if Yamada Goblin would start talking strange things to him again later.

Thinking of this, Hanyu felt that there was a need for a discipline in this world, the main content of which was to study women's psychology, the kind that had no age limit.

"Speaking of it. Although it was not careful, you still kissed me, didn't you?"

"Yes~~" Seeing that his premonition was very accurate, Hanyu also replied weakly to Fairy Yamada.

"That was my first kiss! You bastard! My first kiss was taken away by you bastard under such circumstances. I..." Before finishing speaking, Yamada Goblin put on an air, her voice choked up, A look like weeping.

Although Hanyu knew that the other party's appearance was probably faking, seeing Yamada Fairy's appearance also gave him a headache.Especially the word 'first kiss' in the other party's mouth made Hanyu's scalp tingle even more.

"Are you sure that was your first kiss?"

"Of course it is. A noble and beautiful girl like me, except for my elder brother, has never had much contact with other boys since I grew up. It's you bastard. Not only did you show him his body, but you also gave him his first kiss.夺走了。呜呜呜……”说完，羽生不知道山田妖精是不是真的伤心了，至少她现在哭起来的样子看着是有模有样的。

So Hanyu could only apologize to Fairy Yamada very aggrieved, and confessed that it was also his first kiss, thinking if he could use this to make her feel better.

"I'm sorry, goblin. But no one wants something like this to happen."

"I don't listen, I don't listen."

"Fairy, don't be like this. I apologize to you..."

"If an apology is useful, what do we need the police to do?"

"But you are not the only victim of this kind of thing. Yours is the first kiss, isn't mine?"

"Eh? It's your first kiss too?" Yamada Goblin, who was 'crying' with her head buried in her arms, immediately raised her head and asked Hanyu with a curious expression when she heard Hanyu's words.

Hanyu looked at Fairy Yamada's clean face, without any trace of crying, and knew that the other party was simply acting just now, so the corners of his mouth twitched, and he answered the other party helplessly. "Yeah, my first kiss didn't fall just now."

"Really? But...but I still feel very sad." Yamada Goblin realized that he was out of a play, and continued to pretend to cry.

"Fairy, don't pretend to cry. Can you communicate well? Everyone is very tired like this." Hanyu said a little exhausted.

"Oh, but was that really your first kiss? You couldn't have lied to me." Seeing this, Yamada Goblin knew that she couldn't continue acting, and asked curiously.

"Really, in a sense, our first kiss was just gone."

"Oh, it means that you have never kissed a girl since you grew up, and I was the one who gave you your first kiss." Yamada Fairy asked with great interest.

"Yes, but why do you react like this?" Hanyu felt a little strange looking at the expression of Yamada Fairy.

Chapter 360 The seventh elated Yamada goblin

"No...it's nothing. It's just that you have grown up and still have your first kiss. I can't believe it. You usually look so horny and perverted."

"Hey, you're biased, okay? In fact, I'm honest, okay?"

"Won't you blush when you say this yourself? Touch your conscience, won't it hurt?"

"..." Hanyu didn't know what to say, although he did have a lot of unhealthy fantasies before, but in the face of so many temptations, he still managed it?

When Hanyu thought about it carefully, it seemed that he was able to control most of the situations because of some off-court factors, so Hanyu, who was a little guilty, put on a cheap look to cover up his guilt.

"My conscience doesn't ache at all. It's dancing merrily now. Would you like to hear?"

"Cut, shameless." Yamada Fairy said with a disgusted glance at Hanyu. "But speaking of it. Hanyu, did you ever think that your first kiss would last like this?"

"Hmm..." Hanyu thought for a moment when he heard this. "Actually, I didn't think about it very carefully. But I always thought that my first kiss would be given to the girl I love in a suitable scene."

"Really? Speaking of which, I always thought that my first kiss would stay there. I didn't expect it to be taken away by you here."

"that place?"

"Well, that place. But I can't tell you now."

"Is that so? Speaking of which, I didn't lose my first kiss under such circumstances, but if it's you, it's okay." Hanyu thought for a while, and subconsciously said some subtle words.

"You...you...you...what do you mean?" When Fairy Yamada heard Hanyu's words, thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, his whole face turned red, and he stammered and pointed Hanyu said.

"Ah, no! I didn't mean that." At this moment, Hanyu also realized that his words were too easy to be misunderstood, so he quickly waved his hands to explain. "I mean fairy, you're a girl, and you're so cute. Compared to you, I'd feel bad if someone accidentally took my first kiss away."

However, Hanyu felt a bit pained after explaining, because his explanation was more likely to be misunderstood.

"I... I know, but don't say anything weird anymore." Yamada Goblin shouted at Hanyu with some embarrassment, but she also understood that Hanyu's general meaning was that the first kiss to himself was weirder than the first kiss to him. People should be nice, like boys or something.But even so, Yamada Fairy felt a little happy.