A Salted Fish in the Second Dimension

One of Two-dimensional A Salted Fish Author: Sao Qi

brief introduction:

Wang Yusheng: "Obviously I just want to be a salted fish that eats and waits to die, why are you forcing me in the system!" The system: "If you don't force you, you won't be able to do anything" Wang Yusheng: "Why did you give the protagonist in the novel It's someone I know." System: "It's purely a coincidence." Wang Yusheng: "Yu Tai-kun, why did you become like this after you put on makeup once?" Nakajima Yuta: "Awakened to a new hobby." Wang Yusheng: "It's not that I don't have imagination, it's just that this world is too showy."  …

Chapter 1 Baked Sweet Potatoes

"Lun Ye, have you stacked the stones?"

Wang Yusheng walked through the living room with a basket of sweet potatoes and shouted to the courtyard.

"Hanyu, I'll be fine soon."

An Yilun also heard the voice from the living room, and responded without looking back, and then continued to work hard.

"Isn't it stacking yet? Forget it, let me stack it."

Hanyu saw that Lun Ye couldn't even stack a stone for roasting sweet potatoes, so he had no choice but to put the sweet potato in his hand on the steps, then put on his slippers in the courtyard and walked to Lun Ye's side to help stack the stones together.

"Hanyu, I haven't roasted sweet potatoes this way before!"

Lun also felt a little embarrassed when he saw Wang Yusheng coming to help, and touched his head.

"It's alright. In the end, I have to thank Lun for bringing me so many sweet potatoes. I feel a little bit sorry."

Seeing this, Hanyu waved his hand, telling Lun not to care, and at the same time thanking Lun for giving him sweet potatoes.

"Haha, it doesn't matter, the sweet potatoes sent by my relatives are too many, and I can't eat them all by myself. Speaking of Hanyu, the sweet potatoes I used to eat were all cooked in the oven, this kind of sweet potatoes baked on a stone. Will it taste better than the one made from the oven?"

Lun also saw that Hanyu took over the construction of the stone, so he got up and brought the sweet potato and the wood used for roasting the sweet potato.

"I don't know. It's the first time I've done it. But I don't have an oven at home, so I had to try this method."

After Hanyu set up the stone, put sweet potatoes and other things in and roasted, Hanyu fanned the fire with a fan, and started chatting with Lunya.

"Lun Ye, I will report to the school next week. I have transferred to your school. We are going to be classmates."

"Oh, have the uncle and aunt's affairs been dealt with?"

Lun also asked Hanyu carefully when he heard the news from Hanyu.

"You don't have to be so careful, it's okay. It's been a year, and I'm fine."

"That's good, then I'll show you around the school and get to know the school."

"Thank you so much, Lun Ye."

"Well, how can we say that we are also friends. It's a pity that I have to deliver the newspaper on Monday morning, so I can't go to school with you, so I can't show you the way."

"It's okay, it's not that I don't know where the school is. As for the office, classroom, etc., I'll just ask a classmate when I get there." Hanyu waved his hand to show that he didn't care.

"However, when you go to school, what about your sister?" After speaking, Lun also looked up from the yard to the balcony on the second floor. The floor-to-ceiling windows in the balcony were blocked by curtains, so he couldn't see what was on the ground.

Hanyu followed Lunya's gaze to the balcony on the second floor.Looking at the room separated by curtains, he sighed helplessly.

"Oh, that's the only way. Sagiri hasn't been out of the house for almost a year. There's nothing I can do. When going to school, I can only prepare breakfast and lunch for her in advance, and close the doors and windows when I go out. They are all locked up. And I also bought a mobile phone, so Sagiri can call me anytime."

"It seems that this is the only way, Hanyu, it's really hard work."

"It's nothing, I'm used to it."

Hanyu fanned his fan a few times as if venting.Then the two started chatting.

"Lun Ye, I will transfer to your school next week. Is there anything I should pay attention to?"

"You asked me this, and I'm not very clear about it. You also know that I have been working part-time to make money for the Two-dimensional I love, so I didn't pay much attention to things in school."

Lun also scratched his head a little embarrassedly after speaking.

"Well, it seems that I can only find out by myself."

After speaking, the two were silent for a while.They all looked up to the sky to hide their embarrassment.

"Hanyu, did you smell anything?"

"Well, it has a little taste."

"Hanyu, fire! Fire!"

Lun also pointed at the pile of stones and shouted.

Hanyu looked at it, and the two of them didn't pay attention for a while, and the fire came out from the pile of stones.He stood up hastily, and kicked the pile of stones over with one kick.

The two saw that the flames below were suppressed by the kicked stone, so they brought a wooden stick over, and then pulled the stone away to see what happened to the sweet potato being roasted!

"Well! Hanyu, the sweet potatoes are all burnt."

Lun also put his hands on his hips and sighed.

"Yeah, not only was it scorched, but it was also squashed. The stone on top was so big that it just fell and squashed the sweet potatoes."

Hanyu reluctantly patted his forehead.

Lun also and Hanyu, you look at me, I look at you.Then look at the mess in the yard.

"Hahaha...hahahaha...hahahaha" Hanyu couldn't help laughing.It seems that the long-suppressed mood has been released and become cheerful.

"Hahaha...ha...cough..."