I'm Really a God

I am really a celestial master Author: Big Mountain Pig

Kou Ziqing is an ascetic in an old village in the deep mountains. He thought that he was happy to become a fairy by silently cultivating, but he didn't realize that the happiness before was not real happiness until he could go through the real fantasy and enter the Two-dimensional.

Chapter 1 Ancient Village Taoist Temple

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The sound of the car brakes sounded, and an off-road vehicle was parked on the drying yard. The silver-gray body was stained with some mud marks, but it was still domineering. The arrival of this behemoth naturally attracted the attention of the children in the village. I don’t know who took the lead. With a shout, seven or eight children of different ages gathered around curiously.

The car door opened, and a young woman with long hair in black clothes and sunglasses came out of the cab, covering half of her face. The wind from the sunbathing field blew her hair and fluttered, revealing her swan-like neck. Her skin looked fairer against the black clothes.

The woman looked around for a week, and saw the curious children who were watching her come over. She stopped in front of a sturdy boy who looked the oldest and had dark skin. She bowed her body slightly and said softly:

"Hello, is this Yangjia Village?"

The name of the village is very dirty. Maybe in the very ancient times, there were many people in Yangjia Village and Lijia Village. Now there are very few people with this name. The dark and tall boy looked at her blankly and seemed speechless.After all, I have always lived in the village, and I have never been so close, a beautiful young lady from the city.

At this time, another girl got out of the car. She was about a few years younger than the girl with sunglasses and long hair. She looked like a high school student with short hair and ears. In a white sleeveless dress, her snow-white arms were as white as jade lotus roots, she laughed softly:

"Sister Linglu, you are so charming that the child is speechless. Let me ask."

The girl in sunglasses turned her head slightly, took a step back and said:

"Zhen Zhen, don't make trouble, time is running out."

"I understand."

The girl called Zhen Zhen walked over, but instead of asking the tall dark boy, a girl said:

"Little sister, is this Yangjia Village?"

"Yes, it is."

The girl replied with a strong local accent. Although it was still a little awkward, she was not as speechless as the boy. The short-haired girl said in a pleasant manner:

"Then is there an ancient Taoist temple in the village?"

Hearing this word, the girl who had been somewhat nervous laughed and said:

"Yeah, are you here to find Brother Kou to do something?"

"Brother Kou? Uh, we did come to find Chief Kou."

The short-haired girl Zhen Zhen was a little puzzled, but she was overjoyed, she turned to the long-haired girl in sunglasses and said:

"Sister Linglu, it seems that there is nothing wrong."

The girl with sunglasses also seemed to be a little excited. She took off her sunglasses to reveal the occluded eyes and half of her face, which immediately stunned all the children in the village. She was really beautiful and moving.The girl named Zhen Zhen is already very beautiful, but standing with her is immediately inferior, unable to compete for beauty.The children naturally don't have so many words to describe them in their hearts, but they just think this young lady is too beautiful.

"Excuse me, how do I get to Gufengguan?"

Linglu didn't care about the surprise of the children, but asked urgently. After a long time, the tallest dark and sturdy boy blushed and showed her the way:

"Go straight ahead from the west side of the village, there is a mountain, and then follow the stone path all the way up the mountain."

"Thank you very much."

Linglu seemed anxious but still very polite, she seemed to want to think of something, and fumbled around for a while, but Zhen Zhen took out some sweets and snacks from her bag and said:

"Thank you, this is a delicious candy."

The children were stunned, but still took the candy.Zero Dew nodded and put on his sunglasses again:

"Let's go."

When the children were eating candy, they strode to the other side of the village. Naturally, this kind of semi-closed rural road is not clean, it can even be said to be dirty, and there are cow dung and the like. Zhen Zhen frowned a little, but Linglu turned a blind eye, she stepped on some dirty things several times and didn't care, so the short-haired girl Zhen Zhen had to follow her closely while being careful with her feet.

The village is not big. After passing through the village, they soon saw a mountain. I don’t know which mountain range it is. A bluestone path is full of ancient traces. They walked up the mountain step by step on the stone steps. Mountaineering was very physically exhausting and finally saw a Taoist temple before the physical energy was completely exhausted.

The Taoist temple looks a little disrepaired, but it occupies a large area.On a plaque that seems to be decaying, there are three characters of ancient style, but this somewhat dirty plaque has attracted the attention of Linglu, not caring about its appearance, but the calligraphy of the three characters is vigorous and powerful, full of everyone's demeanor. It was a font she had never seen before.

The short-haired girl Zhen Zhen said:

"Sister Linglu, is it this place? I went to knock on the door. What are you doing when the museum is closed during the day? Is there no one?"

The long-haired girl retracted her gaze and said:

"I hope not to go out."

There are two bronze knockers on the door. Although the door is broken, these two knockers are clean and bright. It seems that someone has often touched it. Just when the girl was about to knock on the door, a voice came from inside, because here It was too quiet, so the sound entered their ears.

"Ya Die... a library..."

The owner of the intermittent voice seemed to be working very hard, the two girls were all froze when they heard it, the girl named Zhen Zhen blushed and said:

"This voice...could it be..."

Although Linglu was wearing sunglasses, she was a little embarrassed to watch. After they were silent for a while, those unpleasant voices kept coming. If it was normal, they would have turned around and left, but at this moment they had to endure, finally zero. Lu reached out and knocked on the door, and a crisp knocker sounded. After a while, the Japanese voice inside stopped, and a somewhat unhappy voice came:

"Who is it? It's so noisy in the daytime."

"..."

It was an impatient tone, the voice was a little loud, it was the voice of a very young man, the two girls outside the door were a little speechless, Linglu suppressed her anger, and said softly:

"Excuse me, is Chief Kou here?"

Footsteps sounded, and the door opened. A lazy man opened the door. He looked about 20 years old. He was wearing the kind of sports school uniform that many schools have. His hair was a bit messy, but his hair was of good quality, so he didn't look like it. sloppy.