I, Become a God, a New World

"I said, shouldn't you introduce yourself before asking someone's name?" Helpless, Ye Xie had no other choice. According to the urine nature of the system, this is a necessary stage of treatment, but it's so boring, can't we talk face to face? !

"Ding! Remind the host: In order not to disturb the laws and will of the world, the host can only chat with the other party within the range that does not involve the name, the surrounding situation, and the information related to the system. If there is a violation, the system will automatically block the information that should not be displayed. exchange information."

Hmm? Doesn't it involve...? Then the opposite...

(Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing? It’s still subtitles, don’t you dare to see people! Hmph, my name is XXXXX, remember it for me! So, brat who doesn’t dare to show his face, report your name! )

"It's really bad, you bastard! Although I really want to report my name, but due to the rules, information such as names is prohibited~ So, buddy, I won't accompany you to talk about these useless things, here I am There are only 5 Xs displayed, my name is Ye Xie, this is considered a return gift. But, I believe you should only display two Xs~"

(...Really, what a superfluous rule! So, brat, what do you want to do! Why are you communicating with me! Are you kidnapping me? I clearly remember that I was already asleep! No, Except for that perverted Lolicon XX demon king and that XXX aunt, no one in this world should be able to kidnap me without my knowledge. Either you are not in the same world as me, or you have already surpassed my world The existence of the realm, now, you and I communicate through dreams. However, I personally prefer the second one. If possible, I really want to fight with you. What do you want to communicate with me? Call me to kill Is it God, Buddha, Shura, Demon King or something? I’m sorry, I haven’t even got rid of the two around me, and my strength is not strong.)

Seeing such a long paragraph, Ye Xie was speechless, what a big brain hole you have!

Afterwards, Ye Xie began to complain: "Fuck you brat, I'm older than you! (If nothing else happens) Also, do you really not care if you say so many bad things! Your outlook on the world and life The values ​​are completely wrong! Especially the last option, since you have already determined that the opponent is stronger than you, then why fight, and the last one, this is the rhythm of leaving the world!"

(... Are all the gods now so good at playing, they still complain about me... But, that's what I say, when the strong bully the strong, when the weak attack the weak, this is my life creed! As for leaving the world, If you can, please do it! The boring world or something, it’s better to destroy it. By the way, are you from that series, angel, demon, or, fallen angel?)

"So, why do you have to put me at the level of gods? Also, why are all the options are birdmen with wings!" Ye Xie was helpless, he already knew who was on the other side, the famous person from Bad children and adults in another world, back to Izayoi, yellow hair.

(Birdman, nice analogy! So...)

"Huh? So what?"

(Since you're fine, then, are you full? You disturb my sleep, don't you know that I've been scolded by those two these days! I'm chattering all day long, even if I plug my earplugs Useless!)

"I don't know, it's strange that I would know. I'm not familiar with you (although in some respects it's not the case), and I'm not your neighbor's Old Wang."

(My house is in the outer suburbs, so I don’t have any neighbors! Although I don’t know what your two X’s are, it’s definitely not a good thing. But ah, I’m very upset now!)

The subtitles suddenly shook violently a few times, then calmed down, but...

"Ding! Unless the mandatory task 'calm the anger'."

Calm the anger: The other party in the chat is in a rage, please calm the other party down as soon as possible.Method 72, host self-exploration; method [-], deduct points within the range that the host can bear.Reward: Unknown.Punishment: Masturbation for [-] hours, the other party's favor towards the host will decline.

72 hours of motherhood, isn't it just three days and three nights, I just tasted the forbidden fruit with the Holy Son of Heaven, and now I'm still sleeping in the same bed!If the Holy Son of Heaven suddenly finds out that I have turned into a woman in the early morning of the next day, then what the hell is going on!

You're fucking making me laugh :-D!If I can know what to do, do I still need you to propose method [-]!Forget it, I'll try.

"I said bad middle school boy, it's wrong for you to do this!"

(Do you know what secondary school is? How dare you teach me a lesson!)

Seeing this scene, Ye Xie was in awe: the second disease

Refers to a state of self-awareness.Second-year middle school is the Japanese name for the second grade of junior high school. The second-year middle school disease is literally understood as: some morbid self-consciousness of teenagers in the second grade of junior high school. In fact, it is not limited to the second grade of junior high school, and it may not be considered a disease in the formal sense. It is just a disease. A nickname.Because the second disease is not a strict definition, people who come into contact with it through different channels will have different understandings, and there are both praises and criticisms, and there are endless debates.This kind of consciousness secretly strengthens one's desired state (such as maturity, sanity, and being different) and secretly rejects the undesirable state (such as ordinary, guilt, powerlessness).For example: - I am different from others. ——It’s not me who’s wrong, it’s the world. - This is maturity. ——If there is a counterexample, please refer to the above three items.Basically it's a situation that many people have experienced (or are experiencing).He even developed an exaggerated statement that "a boy who is not a man is in vain". "

(Ha! What the hell!)

"Secondary Two actually has a more mechanical explanation: the transition period between children and adults, and the general term for a kind of self-centered thinking mode, behavior, and values ​​that are unique to the puberty period are an enthusiastic mental state in the growth process. It is likened to having symptoms similar to a fever. Because the onset period is around the second grade of junior high school in the Japanese education system, it is called the second disease of the middle school. People with such symptoms are called the second disease of the middle school. It can also be People who say they complain about the reality but do nothing. Because it comes from Japan, it is especially popular in the ACG world that has extensive contact with Japanese. Many people who understand the second as arrogant think it is a cute attribute of a certain character .Actually, there is a difference between Tsundere and Tsundere. Although it is reflected in ACG, Tsundere is still derived from reality, not entirely something in anime. However, from various situations, this so-called 'Disease', maybe people have more or less, or have had it before. As long as the mentality is correct, it will not appear sick. Only when it develops to the extreme, will it really become a sickness that makes others sick."

(So! You chatted with me just to talk about breaking the second grade! Does this have anything to do with me!)

"So based on the above, I think you are a middle school boy. Well, by the way, according to the official theory, you are already considered a legendary 'infinite brain and hopelessly deep middle school patient'." , um, legendary level, legendary level. Say important things three times!"

(Aren’t you going to finish it, hold on to the Secondary School, don’t you! I don’t want to be defined arbitrarily by a hopeless abandoned house type guy!)

The moment Ye Xie saw the subtitles, Ye Xie clenched his fists, and then fell silent. It is fine to say that I am an abandoned house, or that I am hopeless (didn't you mention it first?), but the combination of the two is No way (in other words, is there a difference?)!

"You are lawless and have no limits (isn't that you) wantonly act like reality and illusion (it seems to be you too) arrogance and no manners (well, you have both) the second and third son of the gods , what qualifications do you have to say about me!"

"Boom", Ye Xie's consciousness space shook violently, and then began to shake tremblingly (it's not the girl opposite, ah no, it's because of the boy, think about the angry girl in the last chapter Let's go~...well, let's say, Isaiyo Izayoi should be a man or a woman~laughs).

Damn, did I say a taboo word?how could it be possible!Absolutely not!

Uh, yellow hair!Let me go, this, this, this, it shouldn't be counted, it should be, it should be.

The space continued to sway, although it didn't break, but Ye Xie suddenly felt the endless fear in his heart (it wasn't from Reverse Sixteen Nights, it was from that girl~), and he became more and more uneasy.

Isn't it just to collect taxes?I'll give it, can't I give it!Alright~_~, Ye Xie still thinks that the other side reversed back to Shiliuye at this time to do it!

"Ding! The host's Y points*10000 will be deducted. Due to the special situation this time, the host's Y points are insufficient, and the system will give a partial exemption."

"Ding! Click it and the deduction is complete. The current remaining points are 0, 0, and 0 respectively for Y points, X points, and H points. In order to prevent accidents, please earn the host as soon as possible, just in case of various emergencies."

I bought a watch last year, it was really beautiful, Hun Dan, you are worse than that bad guy!What about your integrity!

"Ding! Mission complete, communication? X1"

Huh? "?" What is it... Before Ye Xie finished thinking, his consciousness suddenly shook.

Opening his eyes, Ye Xie suddenly found that he had returned to Sheng Tianzi's room, but it was already dawn, Sheng Tianzi had disappeared, and the bed sheet had been changed.

"Ding! Due to the strong heart of a special person entering this world, all host tasks except 'The Holy Grail is coming, the glory of the king' were all completed by chance and coincidence, and the rewards began to be settled."

"Ding! Due to special reasons, the world has been forcibly changed, and after testing, there was an error in the previous system task, and the reset settlement has started!"

"Ding! The settlement is complete! Since the host did not do it himself, a 50% super evaluation reward: Y point*1200000, H point*150000, X point*100000, original intestinal vaccine*99, original intestinal virus clearer*499 ,, Trial Blessing Card*2, War Spirit Summoning once, Stunt Draw Card*3, Mysterious Gift Pack*1, Fortune Limited-time Promotion Card*2, Mildew God Pro*1, Host Ability Upgrade, Skill Upgrade, Regular Equipment promote."

It's so rich, but what happened, under normal circumstances, the system can't give me such a good reward.Good news, Ye Xie couldn't be happier after hearing it.Frowning, feeling uneasy.

"Ding, the host 'ice' has advanced to 'freeze'."

Ye Xie felt it slightly, his "ice" seemed to have disappeared, no, it should have been sublimated, he felt that he had a stronger power, but the method of using it was very vague, and he couldn't experiment here, not here!

In the next moment, Ye Xie felt a sudden discomfort in his body, his whole body shook, and the severe pain raged in an instant, and it also dissipated in an instant.

"Ding! The host's skill 'Sword Mastery' is upgraded to 'Sword Sword Spirit', 'Gun Mastery' and 'Quick Gunner' are fused into 'Gun Spirit', and 'Cooking Skills' is upgraded to 'Chef Mastery', the host The unused idle skill 'Explosion Magic' is advanced to 'Explosion Spirit'. Because the host's strength has not yet reached the spirit world, the active functions of some of the above skills are temporarily sealed and cannot be used. When the host breaks through the spirit level, it can be opened .”