At this moment, Wang Qiang yelled, rushed over with the insecticide in his hand, and then sprayed the plate vigorously, pausing twice in the middle to see if the insects were dead.

Amidst the laughter of countless fans, and the dumbfounded expressions of Wang Dachui and Zhao Liying, Wang Qiang sprayed the insecticide wildly, and a white mist filled the air for a while.

"Crack!"

After confirming that the insects were dead, Wang Qiang calmly put down the insecticide, picked up the chopsticks that Wang Dachui had eaten, picked up the insects and ate them into his mouth.

After swallowing his stomach, Wang Qiangyou pursed his mouth with an aftertaste, then waved his hands and turned to step off the stage as if nothing had happened, leaving behind shattered eyeballs.

"I'm going, is this Wang Qiang? Why is it such a heavy taste! The picture of eating bugs just now is so clear, is it a special effect?"

"I bought a big fork. Wang Qiang can be said to hold the fork in his left hand and the knife in his right. Enjoy life slowly."

"It's too lazy, don't eat shredded squid or cuttlefish in the future, serve me some shredded worm meat."

"Wang Qiang, since ancient times, no one will die, and it will be your turn next."

"..."

Netizens laughed like crazy, the jokes of this short play are really ridiculous, what other people can't do, it's tailor-made for dicks, it's ten times worse than "In a word".

"Ouch! Ah Choo!"

Wang Dachui was obviously allergic to insecticides. Affected by the insecticides, he bent over and sneezed wildly, with runny nose and tears overflowing for a while. Rubbing on the sleeves is disgusting.

"vomit!!"

The goddess Zhao Liying was dumbfounded in the video, and countless fans who watched it in front of the computer were also dumbfounded, and many of them retched on the spot.

What made them even more angry was that Wang Dahui wiped his nose with his sleeve, wiped it on his body, then wiped it with his hand, and continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

"Ouch, let me vomit for a while!"

"I'll go, Ye Xin, do you want such a heavy taste? I'm eating instant noodles! Cry! How can I eat it!"

"Wang Dachui, don't panic if the gas leaks in your house, brother will tell you a way, light a cigarette first, let yourself calm down"

"This video proves that Wang Dahammer's snot is very silent and very proud, never relying on and never looking for."

"Wang Dachui, you can go look in the mirror now, you are not ugly with Sister Feng now."

"..."

The skit continued to play amidst the netizens' frantic complaints. After more than ten seconds, Wang Dahammer finished his meal, looked up at Zhao Liying and asked affectionately, "Are you full?"

"already ate."

"Aren't you happy?"

"very happy"

When Zhao Liying answered this sentence, she said affectionately that she would never forget this meal in her life, and the date with Gao Fushuai was simply too exciting.

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"I'm very happy too!"

Hearing this, Wang Dapeng pretended to be bold and said: "After drinking this glass of wine, you will pay the bill. I will treat you. Don't pay, I will treat you today."

"Gaofushuai, you are so handsome! You are the most handsome tall, rich and handsome!" Zhao Liying smiled happily, with a ladylike image, and she couldn't love Wang Dahammer's boldness.

"I wake up handsome when I look in the mirror every morning..." Wang Dachui laughed, and the two clinked glasses full of ambiguity.

After drinking the last drop of wine, Wang Dachui grinned at Zhao Liying, then turned his head and shouted at Wang Qiang: "Okay, pay the bill, pay the bill!"

"Ouch! My head is so dizzy!"

After finishing speaking, seeing the waiter played by Wang Qiang about to go on stage with the bill, Wang Dahui suddenly fell asleep on the table with a plop, snoring.

"I'll go, the skills of the dick!"

"Pfft! Do you want to do this! Do you want to be so shameless!"

"Ye Xin has shown his shamelessness to the fullest!"

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard, as long as the prison is not pornographic, I will continue to be rampant, and it's the annual dick season again! Diggers, get up!"

"Brother Sledgehammer shines, and the same sentence, don't be infatuated with Brother Diaosi, sister-in-law will beat you up."

"Resolutely break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the competition system for young ladies and promote the contract system for lovers."

"..."

Netizens were stunned, all of them were powerless to complain, they were shocked by Wang Dahammer's shamelessness, it's rare to see such a shameless person when he grows up so big.

You said that you can do this to the same sex, and you can understand it to Sister Feng, but is it wrong for you to do this kind of thing to a dick goddess like Zhao Liying?Look how pitiful the goddess is!

"Do you want to pay?"

In the video, Wang Qiang, who was wearing work clothes, came up with the bill in his hand, looked at Wang Dahammer, who was pretending to be dizzy, turned his head and smiled at Zhao Liying and said, "Nine hundred and eight."

"what!"

Looking at Wang Dapeng who was snoring wildly, Zhao Liying smiled awkwardly, so she had to take out 1000 yuan from her bag, and said with a dry smile, "There's no need to look for it."

"Hey! Where? Where is this?"

Seeing that Wang Qiang received the money, Wang Dachui immediately woke up miraculously. Amidst the laughter of countless audiences, he said self-deprecatingly: "Hey, I can't drink anymore. Let's go, let's take wedding photos tomorrow!"

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