Goddess of Entertainment Collector
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Ye Xin rolled his eyes and cursed speechlessly, but he still took out five yuan and handed it to him, telling him to buy cigarettes to strengthen his courage.
The video screen switched, and after a while, the two stood trembling in front of the Construction Bank, and then looked at each other.
Swallowing hard, Ye Xin looked at the security guard at the door with sharp eyes, and asked softly, "Are you ready?"
"Everything is ok!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's morality at this time is also not much better, you can see that his legs are shaking, and he looks timid.
"Then act... Hey, no, where is my map?"
Ye Xin was preparing to commit a crime, when he suddenly found that the map he had painstakingly drawn was gone...
At this time, a gray memory came in. It turned out that when he was paying for cigarettes for Zeng Xiaoxian, the map was unfortunately lost.
"You pig teammate!"
Wanting to understand, Ye Xin lamented speechlessly, slapped Zeng Xiaoxian on the head, and shouted that he is not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs, he will be tricked to death by pig teammates.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who did something wrong, held his head and asked coyly, "Brother, what should we do next? There is no map, let's go back to wash and sleep."
"Oh! Don't be afraid!"
Ye Xin squinted his eyes in frustration, and the screen quickly flashed back to the "Successful Learning", and turned to the third page, on which was written "Chapter 3. You still need a plan b."
After the flashback ended, Ye Xin smiled confidently and said, "All of this is as expected, I have already made plan b!"
"puff!"
"As expected, you can still make mistakes, you really are the teammate of the pig!"
Netizens burst into laughter. At this time, there was a swish sound in the video, and the picture changed, and the two were already standing on an empty and desolate construction site.
The construction site is full of exposed soil, overgrown weeds, garbage everywhere, and large trucks from the sponsor Dongfeng Motor.
Looking around, Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a confused expression: "Brother, what did you bring me here for? This is all in the suburbs, tens of kilometers away from the bank."
Zhi Zhu snapped his fingers, Ye Xin squeezed his chin and said with a sneer, "Of course it's digging a tunnel."
"Dig here?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, and gestured the distance from the bank to here with his hand, and suddenly felt pain in the ass.
Patting Zeng Xiaoxian on the head, Ye Xin said in a loud voice: "What do you know, this place is quiet and uninhabited, and it is the best place to do it. No one would have thought that we didn't dig tunnels near the bank, but came here to dig tunnels." Authentic, this is very
Ok glossed over our plan of action.Remember, before doing anything, you must first consider safety and remain invincible! "
Ye Xin spoke in a very dignified manner. At this moment, a worker wearing a hard hat walked past him pushing a cart pulling bricks.
And when he walked over, he smiled at him with his teeth bared. Ye Xin's expression was stunned by those big yellow teeth, and countless people in front of the computer laughed.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"
"These two 2Bs, why are they so funny!"
"Oh! I laughed so hard, can you be more funny!"
This is a very cold joke, but it's so funny that it makes the beast laugh so hard, I'm afraid that I'm going to make myself laugh out loud.
However, the two 2bs in the short film turned a blind eye to the workers, and still thought they were clever and took out the tools of the crime-two spoons.
"Brother, just use this to dig?"
Ye Xin was holding a spoon and giggling, Zeng Xiaoxian was very surprised, his face was full of shit, which made the audience laugh out loud.
Slapping Zeng Xiaoxian on the head again, Ye Xin said in a tone of hatred: "What do you know, have you seen the movie "The Shawshank Redemption"? The protagonist in it used such a tool to dig a tunnel to escape from the prison. escape from the
Received the long-lost freedom and lived a happy life.Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believed. "
"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"
"It's amazing, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway, why don't you be so funny!"
"2B's life is unpredictable, Ye Xin, you won, for this sentence, my sister praises you!"
"This forces me to score 103 points, one point for encouragement, one point for support, and one point for my sister's love for you!"
When Ye Xin stinky fart said that whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway, netizens all over the country laughed like crazy.
It's really funny. Although the second episode has fewer laughs than the first episode, it is even more funny. It makes them laugh out loud again and again, and many girls are worried that they will get wrinkled from laughing.
At this point in the short film, Call Beast finally couldn't help but press pause.If he didn't rest for a while, he was really afraid that he would laugh himself to death.
For this world where short online dramas have not yet appeared on a large scale, the "All in One" series is undoubtedly an innovative form.
Every joke, if it is put in a few years, may not be fresh, but in the present, it is the existence of laughing to death.
When these passages are combined, the burst of funny power is simply unstoppable.
Calling the Beast laughed so hard that it couldn't laugh any more, so why didn't other netizens laugh too much? Compared with the monotonous first episode with only two stories, the story of this episode is undoubtedly more twists and turns, and the laughter is more abundant.
No matter how the netizens laughed, the short video continued. After listening to Ye Xin's words, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in agreement and said, "I believe in you, Wang Dahammer!"
"Then let's do it quickly."
Chapter 360: Be a Good Person
The figures of Ye Xin and Zeng Xiaoxian digging tunnels with spoons in their hands gradually dimmed, and when the picture brightened up again, the angle of view had come to a demolition ruin in the morning light.
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