It is said that a dirty introduction can effectively increase popularity, but how can a pure person like me become dirty.
"Hachiman, help me wash my fat times."
"Eh? Why are you wet again?"
"Isn't it all Hachiman's fault?"
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"I heard that you were sentenced to leave the normal dormitory and come to Sakurasou because you were determined not to dye your blond hair back to black?"
Qianshi Qianxun looked at the ordinary face of the young man with blonde hair in front of him, and immediately understood the reason for the young man's hair dyeing.Judging from his ordinary face, maybe the last time he talked to a girl was several years ago, right?It's a pity, it's a pity, even if he dyes blond hair, no girl will like him just because of his dead fish eyes!Damn, I don't even have a boyfriend, you want to leave the group?Don't burn to death.
"Hey, the malice is about to flow on your face." Hikiko Hachiman helplessly looked at the sexy female teacher in front of him, yes, the word sexy is not wrong, low-cut, super close-fitting Clothes, the dress of the woman in front of him really only reminds Biqigu of the characters he saw in some movies, such as the secret teaching in the after-school classroom, but no matter what Biqigu thinks about this teacher, it changes. No, the fact that she is the manager of Sakurasou where Biqigu is about to move in, um, seems to be a bit of a grammatical problem. Don't mind it.
The expression of the female teacher in front of her is very clear like Biqigu announcing this fact - I'm making up your mind, or I'm here to YY you, of course, the YY here is not a teenager like Biqigu who might be against you. The teacher in front of you did the same thing, but it was a little more vicious than that, for example, Billy♂?Or philosophy♂?This (philosophical party don't beat me, joking, no malice), after all, after saying this, it seems that Biqigu still doesn't know the name of this teacher?This is too rude, Bikigu thought, so he said bluntly,
"I'm Hikiko Hachiman, a second-year general student. I don't know what your name is, teacher?"
"Name? Today's high school students are just bold. They dare to attack my teacher, but unfortunately, teacher, I have no interest in children~" Qianshi raised her eyebrows, flirting with innocent high school students is a great joy in life. She couldn't wait to see the red face of the little boy in front of her for a while.
How hungry and thirsty is this aunt - Biqigu feels like a dog. Of course, it's just to describe his mood. Please don't come to him. If there are no accidents in the next two years, he will definitely have to live here. The problem is that the auntie's personality seems to be a bit unique, and he feels that the next two years will not be too good. Thinking of this, he can't help but feel a little bitter.
"Hey, what's your expression like?" Qian Shi's heart was full of depression.Coach, he doesn't play cards according to common sense!Could it be that the charm of the old lady has dropped to such a level?Even a high school kid can't be tempted.Shaking his head, Qian Shi threw out the various dark thoughts that had emerged in his heart, raised his head and frowned and said depressedly, "Room 101 on the first floor, the second floor is where the girls live, if I find you sneak up there. I'll castrate you."
Biqigu felt a chill in his lower body, and became more determined to stay away from this building management aunt in the future. Looking at her frowning and cold face, if Biqigu didn't feel thankful, he might not see tomorrow. The sun, so he said decisively, "Room 101, right, thank you, Auntie, I will never go to the second floor without your permission."
"Ah, Auntie?" Qianshi was stunned in place and was suddenly too stimulated to react. Although she was already an Amazonian female warrior with a level of over 30, Auntie! ?Does she look old enough to be called auntie by high school students?
"Hey, stinky boy, come back immediately and tell me clearly, who are you calling auntie!"
Hearing the roar of Qianshi behind him, Biqigu shrank his head, and moved his things back to Room 101 at a faster pace.
If you don't die, you won't die. Biqigu once scoffed at this sentence. He thinks that if you don't even have the courage to try, what's the difference between being a salted fish and a salted fish? What's more, after hearing the narration of the person who reached the top of the mountain, he never climbed it himself. When you go to the top of the mountain, what you see with your own eyes is true.Today, according to his own ideas, after he successfully killed himself once, he came to a conclusion that famous quotes are always born for a reason, and it is definitely not that someone can hang a famous quote by rashly saying a word with one mouth. His name, if you don't do it, you won't die is a model. If you don't do it, of course you won't die. If you do it, you will be like Biqigu.
Hachiman Hachiman, Chiba, 17 years old, died, cause of death, death.Biqigu can already imagine what he will write on his life history, and that will soon become a reality, if the Amazon female warrior behind him, who is over level [-], doesn't let go of his head quickly.
Rare Naked Choke is a famous move in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It also has a more flamboyant name and is naked behind the back, but in fact it is a very practical killing technique. People who are hit are usually as embarrassed as Biqigu's present. It's almost the same, can't resist, gradually suffocate to death over time, or die immediately after being caught by the opponent's Adam's apple, but it is only generally speaking, although people should feel breathing when the neck is vigorously choked Difficulty, pain all over—not great force here,
But Biqigu is actually not as uncomfortable as he has shown. In fact, if he wants to, he can even kill the Obasan who is behind him, but it doesn't make much sense, not only The two soft touches that have been behind her head, just because of her identity as a female teacher, doomed Biqigu to be unable to do anything to her, not to mention that there is a reason for her anger.
So to sum up, Biqigu had no choice but to have his head pressed to her chest by the violent female teacher behind him, and desperately called for help.
"Ah, is this the apprentice?"
The crisp and sweet voice came to his ears, and Bi Qigu raised his head subconsciously. Although the two arms in front of and behind him desperately interfered with him, obviously, the effect was minimal, and Bi Qigu lifted his head effortlessly. With the hand on the back of his head, he stared blankly at the girl in front of him. Judging from her words, she should be Bi Qigu's senior, that is, a third year in high school, but she is really small, although Bi Qigu doesn't know What kind of medicine did I take to grow to 1.8 meters five, which is a bit exaggerated for normal Japanese men,
However, the head of the girl in front of her can't even reach his shoulders. Obviously, it's less than 160 cm. She looks very small and exquisite. Although she is very dissatisfied with her embarrassed appearance when she appears in front of her, it should be able to solve it if she asks for help. In the current state of embarrassment, with this thought in mind, Bikigu opened his mouth to the young man who gradually walked in towards him, "Hello, can you help me stop the building management aunt behind me..."?
Hikigu's words were not finished, because after the girl in front of him stood in front of him, he was given a fatal blow, whether it was physical or spiritual.Even if my body is different from ordinary people, it cannot be immune to such a sharp blow.Before his eyes were filled with tears, Hikigu had such thoughts in his heart.
Well, I have written two books.
How to say, there are various reasons, such as no one watching?But I wrote a little bit, of course no one read it, and the most important thing is that I can't write the feeling I want.There is also laziness, but I thought about it during the Chinese New Year. Writing novels is my dream. The time I can work hard for this dream is probably two years. I feel like I still want to write.
But I can't write an outline, can someone give it to me?
2 What kind of person is Misaki Uai Kusaki?
Bikigu sat at the table beside the living room of Sakura Village with a dark face, his legs were unnaturally pinched together in an awkward position. It was obvious that Misaki Kami Kusaki's severed leg had caused him considerable damage - no matter what. Whether it is physical pain or spiritual shadow, it cannot be eliminated in a short time.
"I'm really sorry, Misaki's brain sometimes lacks strings. In fact, she doesn't mean anything, she's just a little too excited." Mitaka Jin stood apologetically in front of Hikigu and apologized, although he and his childhood sweetheart, Kami Soi Misaki is the senior of the dead fish-eyed boy in front of him, but even the senior doesn't mean that he can give someone a severance for no reason. Thinking of this, Mitaka secretly glanced at Hikigu's crotch, thinking it should come. It hurts a lot, I hope it doesn't leave any shadows on this apprentice. Really, Misaki really went a little too far this time.Thinking of this, Mitaka stretched out his hand and pressed the head of Soi Ueijao, who was standing beside him like a child who made a mistake—of course she did make a mistake, "Okay, apologize now, Misaki."
"I'm sorry, junior, I'm too excited." Ueijao honestly apologized. To be honest, she is a little depressed now. You must know that she was the most excited person when she learned that there would be a newcomer staying in Sakura Villa, but now the newcomer is the most excited. Since then, she has given people a big disapproval, and she will definitely leave a very bad first impression on this junior.
Bikigu is naturally super unhappy now, and anyone who is met for the first time will not be too happy to be cut off, but the girl in front of her is obviously unintentional, and she has also apologized very seriously, plus The other party is also his senior sister. Against the background of Japan's strict hierarchy, it is not good for Bikigu to criticize the other party more, not to mention that he will live under the same roof with them for the next year. Thinking of this, Bikigu She was about to open her mouth to end the matter, but she didn't want Kamei Kusama to suddenly open her mouth and say, "Because you look bad when you dye your hair yellow, I thought you wanted to do something to Chihiro."
Yellow hair has no human rights!Hikigu shouted in his heart, "Why, why is it that I have a yellow hair as if I'm being targeted by the whole world!" ?Isn't that what, what, what, a falcon, also yellow hair?Why is the malice all over the world on my side, and what do I do to that Amazon female warrior? Hey, you have no problem with your eyes, I was locked by her throat with a killing technique, what should I do to her? , not to mention, "Who would do anything to that aunt."
Bikigu's heart was full of grief and anger, how hungry and thirsty I was to do something to an old woman who was so much older than me. Just when he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt a chill behind him, a shocking feeling. Murder came.He turned his head stiffly, and his neck kept making a "crunching" sound, but he saw the old woman, aunt, and Amazonian female warrior standing behind him in his mouth. After swallowing his saliva, he opened his mouth cautiously, "I said it just now?" Seeing the uniform nods of Uemui Misaki and Mitaka Ren next to him, he had no choice but to open his mouth to please, "Well, teacher, can you be gentle? a little?"
Qianshi Qianxun raised her eyebrows, squeezed her left hand with her right hand and made a clack, and said with a smile, "What do you think?"
Hikigu looked at Qianshi's completely unsmiling eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth. He felt that his life had gone far.
After tossing for a while, Qianshi and the others helped Hikigu tidy up the room. Now Qianshi and Ueijao went out to buy vegetables, saying that they wanted to hold a welcome party for Hikigu and prepared to make a hot pot to eat at night, although Hikigu could not do it. Knowing the inevitable connection between eating hot pot and the newcomer's welcome party, but there is free hot pot to eat, of course Hikigu agrees with both hands and feet.
"How? Your room?"
Hikigu looked back, and Mitaka Ren was leaning against the door with one hand, smiling and asking him questions. Overall, his impression of Mitaka Ren was pretty good, and he felt that the only households in Sakura Village he had seen so far were. Mitaka is a normal person, so Hikigu said with a slight smile, "It's not bad, much cleaner than I expected." Hikigu was not being polite to Mitaka Ren. Room 101 has not had any new tenants for two years. Bikigu had already prepared for dusty ground, but to his expectations, although the room was very simple, there was actually no dust. Just like someone is taking care of it all the time.
"Does it feel like someone is cleaning this room all the time?" Mitaka Ren smiled at Hikigu's surprised eyes, shook his hand to signal Hikigu not to interrupt for the time being, and continued, "Maybe you don't believe it, but in fact Misaki has been cleaning this room since she lived in Sakurasou."
Hikigu opened his mouth and looked at Mitaka Jin with a calm face but didn't know what to say.
Mitaka Jin didn't care about Hikigu, who seemed to want to express something, and continued, "Misaki, she has been looking forward to having new residents living in Sakurasou, this room is what she cleans by herself so that people can stay at any time. of."
..., after listening to Mitaka Ren's words, Hikigu suddenly didn't know what to say, so he had to keep silent. To be honest, Hikigu's first impression of Kaisei was not very good. When I first met, I gave him a gift of a broken son. I don’t think I would have a good first impression of the person who attacked him, but after listening to Mitaka Ren’s words, Hikigu’s impression of the person Uai Kusamamisaki was. , probably changed.He turned his head and looked at the room that was full of things he brought and looked a little crowded, but there was no dust on the ceiling in the corner, he lowered his head and said, "Really, a lonely person. "
"Are you lonely?" Hearing Hikigu's voice, Mitaka shook his head and said, or Misaki was really lonely.But now is not the time to consider this question, "Okay, Hikigu." He slapped Hikigu on the shoulder heavily and said.
"Oh," the sudden force made Hikigu lean forward subconsciously, he turned back to see Mitaka Jin in surprise, and said in a surprised tone, "Looking at your thin and weak outside, I didn't expect you to be so strong. Big."
"Ha? Is that right? I'm probably the type that doesn't show off my flesh." San Ying snorted, and was a little surprised. In fact, he regretted it when he first shot it. Looking at Hikigu's appearance, it seems that the strength is not too difficult to accept, he shook his head, probably Hikigu himself is a sports man, Mitaka didn't want to pursue such a small problem, and continued, "It is estimated that Chihiro and Misaki also We'll be back soon, let's get the hot pot ready as soon as possible."
"Well, alright." Biqigu thought about it for a while, and yes, we can't trouble people to buy vegetables and prepare hot pot, right?
"Speaking of which, wouldn't it be a problem for you to call that Amazon female warrior by her name? She's a teacher anyway, right?"
"It's alright, Chihiro doesn't care about that kind of trivial problem, but it's you, if she hears you call her that again, some human tragedy will happen."
"Well, that's what I said."
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