Balfe's ending was extremely long and his pitch was high, his face was full of disdain.

That expression seems to say: "I have traveled more bridges than you have traveled, you are here to do this with me? Doesn't exist?"

"Normal interpersonal communication, right? Then let me ask a few simple questions, has this red scholar made physical contact with you?"

"...In daily life, is it normal to have physical contact?"

"It's normal to have physical contact, isn't it? Then please describe, are you guys exchanging bodily fluids with mouthparts, or have you reached the point where toothpicks are stirring a large vat to exchange bodily fluids?"

"..."

Wu Yang raised his hand with a serious face.

"Lao Li, before answering your question, I want to correct your mistake. The toothpick messed up the vat? The next big black dragon is so powerful that it even sleeps with a legendary mage. You call this a toothpick?"

"Just tell me how far you've been with that Hong!"

Wu Yang choked, "Can you control this?"

Balfe was not afraid, "What's the matter? Dare to do it or not?"

"Who doesn't dare to be the one? There's nothing wrong with it." Wu Yang put on a serious face, "I don't know what kind of person this Miss Hong is. Do I dare to play dick indiscriminately? If she was a married woman, I would Wasn't he being chased and hacked?"

Balfe was a little surprised, "Yo, it's quite calm."

"Isn't that?"

Balfe looked carefully at Wu Yang, but couldn't tell whether the grandson was telling the truth or lying.

In fact, most of the time, Balfe couldn't see through Wu Yang's thoughts—but, based on Wu Yang's consistent performance, it was more likely that he was telling the truth.

Balfe raised his legs and said, "Xiao Wu, don't think I'm nagging. You're not too old, but you're not too young. It's time to think about starting a family. How about it? Do you have a sweetheart? "

Wu Yang blinked, "There are too many."

"...It doesn't matter how many, I will analyze it for you. First, let's talk about this Digu peach."

Wu Yang was slightly taken aback, but did not stop Balfe.

The women of the right age around him...maybe a little too much, and Wu Yang is also very interested in Balfe's evaluation of Ibell, Kanjigu and others.

Balfe said: "Guandigu, what a good girl! Your kid can meet her, it can be said that the ancestral grave is smoking! Look, look, she has a sweet voice, elegant body, strong skills, and obedience to her words! That's all. No. [-] person, can you pick out the fault?"

Wu Yang shook his head, "I really can't pick..."

"is not that right?"

Balfe spread his arms and changed the topic.

"But it's a pity, or luckily, that Guandi Gutao won't marry you."

Wu Yang was taken aback for a moment, feeling suddenly lost in his heart, "Why is that?"

Balfe sighed, and said: "The Guandigu family in the Eastern Kingdom can be said to be famous. The members of this family have been looking for their Master all their lives. They can give everything for the Master without asking for anything. They only Need spiritual approval, reject all material and identity rewards, if you forcefully marry Guandigu, it will cause her a huge psychological burden, and because she thinks that her dedication is not pure and flawless enough."

Wu Yang frowned greatly, "Why?"

"I don't know why? Anyway, Guandigu is such a race. The old man was very puzzled before, and now I still find it difficult for Guandigu to understand."

"..."

Wu Yang didn't say anything.

He took the initiative to ask: "What about Ibel?"

"Wow... Do you dare to marry this Miss Roland?"

Balfe showed a terrified look!

"Aren't you afraid that your descendants will get sick? This is a lifetime thing!"

"...No, Lao Li. I think your mother should pay attention to your language." Wu Yang frowned, showing displeasure, "I have a very good relationship with Ibel, if you attack her like this again, I will Flip!"

"Okay, okay. I won't say anything, okay."

Balfe quickly backs down and decides to ignore Ibel.

because……

Ibell is also an extremely good candidate.

Powerful ability, noble background, perfect appearance.Although people are a bit unintelligent, Iber has a heart of gold and an upright and pure soul.

very perfect.

Hard to find flaws.

The only thing that can attack Ibel is her not very bright brain.

If we discuss this person again, I am afraid that the purpose of today's conversation will not be achieved!

"Cough cough!"

Balfe coughed.

He looked up at Wu Yang, and suddenly said: "The word wife is a matter of life; marriage must not be sloppy. Wu Xiaoyou, what you need is someone who can lift you up when you are in trouble." People; what you need is someone who can calm you down when your head is hot; what you need is someone who can correct you when you are reckless!"

"Hmm—" Wu Yang stroked his chin, "There's a little truth to what you said."

"Right! Right! You also think it makes sense, right!"

Balfe jumped up suddenly!

"What do you think of Tia? Is she super helpful, super calming, super correcting?"

"..."

Wu Yang closed his mouth tightly and looked at Balfe coldly.

What?

What?

Selling granddaughter eh?

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PS: This is the second update from yesterday...

#318 Demons, demons? !

Wu Yang thought about it seriously, and found that Lao Li deserved to be Lao Li, but he was still thoughtful after all.

According to his argument, among the girls around Wu Yang, Tia is indeed the best candidate.

Guandigu obeyed everything, even if Wu Yang decided to become a traitor to human beings and turned to join the camp of the demons, she might not have any reaction, and went to the dark side with Wu Yang on the spot.

Ibel has her own persistence, but she has not yet formed a strong self-personality. She feels that "this is wrong" in many things, but she is not yet mature enough to hold her own will and firmly oppose Wu Yang's approach.

Wu Yang discovered this point since the last time he was in the underground shrine.

At that time, Ibel was very uncomfortable with Wu Yang's behavior. She thought that Wu Yang had deliberately left her out.

But Ibel did not choose to negotiate rationally. She revealed all her care and fragility—from the perspective of negotiation alone, this kind of self-confession is very dangerous.

At that time, Ibel had no defense at all, her hope and despair were all in Wu Yang's thought, and Wu Yang decided everything.

Fortunately, Wu Yang is not a wolf-hearted person. He also cherishes Ibel and gave her the answer she wanted.

Such Ibel obviously can't control Wu Yang.

However, Tia is different.

Big difference!

completely different!

Her small body hides the wisdom of an adult!

There is a natural authority in her immature facial features!

Tia is as independent as Guandigu, but unlike Guandigu, she has a color that belongs only to her. She doesn't think that dedication is all in life, and she doesn't care about any rewards at all;

Like Ibel, Tia has relatively normal cognition and values, but unlike Ibel, Tia is more active. She will fight for what belongs to her and what she wants, rather than being passive Waiting, silently expecting.

Balfe fixed his eyes on Wu Yang, and pressed him step by step, "Wu Xiaoyou—you should have understood it? Come on. Tell me! The most suitable woman to be your wife... who is it?"

"..."

What?

What?

Forced marriage, right?

Wu Yang took a step back and said cautiously, "This...Old Li, you still missed someone. Nuonuo, legendary mage, what do you say about this?"

Balfe stopped in shock!

He looked at Wu Yang with shock in his eyes!

"You kid... the toad wants to eat swan meat, so it can't even be used to describe you! Reeves No, who is this character? Huh?"

"Concept witch! The world-famous absolute master hundreds of years ago, the world's first-class absolute master, is also something you can get your hands on? You have fantasies about these impossible things, why don't you take a piss and take care of yourself? Look! If you dare to say such words, aren’t you afraid that your jaw will drop?”

"..."

Spraying wildly, Wu Yang was speechless!

Balfe's face suddenly changed. He looked around furtively, approached Wu Yang again, and said in a low voice: "And... Mr. Reeves looks like he is still young, but he is actually a few years old. A hundred-year-old old woman? Don’t look at her moist skin and smell her body, but she definitely feels—"

"It's also smooth and tender to the touch."

Wu Yang, interrupted Balfe.

"..."

Balfe, be silent.

"I touched it."

Wu Yang added something.

"Okay. But it's all fake, it's special effects! Just Duang~ All of a sudden, you feel slippery, but it's all fake and doesn't exist!"

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