How Did It Become a River Crab?

...Can someone help?

The anaconda took a rough look around the four [Reinforcements], and behind Shi Shisuo, stood two expressionless ladies, and behind Mo Lan, stood a [Charizard] wearing sunglasses, and A chariot with a display screen.

For some reason, Anaconda always felt that the latter two looked so familiar, but she had no time to think carefully, because at this moment, Shi Shisuo and Mo Lan had already selected the [Start Challenge] button at the same time.

At this moment, the anaconda's body rapidly swelled up, and the originally fleshy body was replaced by the body of Yujiro Fanma with his own ghost back, and immediately turned into a towering giant like Nezha in "A Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes" Beast, at the same time, a Kamen Rider build belt also wrapped around her waist, completed the lock, ready to start transforming at any time, she quickly stood up straight, a sliding shovel automatically rushed into the cockpit of the same inflated big ugly Inside.

The huge robot quickly closed the cockpit and stood up straight. A round of thorny glow emerged from its shell. A large number of totems and battle flags belonging to the evil god of chaos Khorne hung on it, and all the cannons and war blades were wrapped with A layer of evil spirit, twelve floating cannons whirled out behind it, forming a twelve-pointed star guarding the main body, and the data of the ace pilot Amuro Ray was loaded into it, making it perform an extremely light backflip with its heavy body , landed steadily, and looked down at the two ants-like creatures below.

"Come on." The anaconda's voice came through the big ugly loudspeaker, with a bit of excitement in his tone: "I have never fought such a rich battle in my life."

"Sister Mori Rua, I think there may be a misunderstanding between us."

Hearing the anaconda's words, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi looked at each other, smiled and waved their hands: "Remember we said that this battle will end soon?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?" Anaconda wondered, "She will end soon."

"No, you didn't understand what the two of us meant." With an unchanging smile on Shi Shisuo's face, he slowly raised the gun of Party B in his hand, aimed the muzzle at the big ugly's shell, and pulled it lightly. trigger.

"Oh!"

A gunshot flashed by, and the bullet from Party B's gun without adding any damage weight hit the big ugly shell, without even hitting the spark, the bullet bounced to the side, and the ricochet almost hit Mo Lan's forehead. At the same time, Time Lock was injured by the thorn shield, and together with the big ugly lost a little bit of blood, which was almost invisible on the blood bar.

Then... something happened that made the anaconda bewildered.

At this moment, a blazing and crazy red light began to burst out from [Big Chou]'s body. This light burst like a firework, and then repeated in the next moment, bursts of explosions exploded from the Big Chou's shell, The data board in front of Anaconda skyrocketed at the same time, indicating that the output limit of Big Chou is rising crazily!

But at the same time, the blood volume of the big ugly is dropping at the same astonishing speed. The blood bars of the anaconda and the big ugly are falling at the same time, flowing down like a waterfall. !

"what's the situation???"

"The reason is very simple." When the time lock was opened, he stopped to explain, standing with his hands behind his back, and said loudly: "Sen...how do you pronounce that word?"

"ran"

"Ms. Anaconda, do you know why many games, especially online games, obviously have enough technical power, but they still have to do their best to limit the number of skills of the characters, the number of optional enhancements, and countless seemingly simple abilities and scenes. Sub-control, even the various Diablo Like games that are famous for their many choices and all roads lead to Rome?"

"I used to build mechas in the forest to play, and I don't play many games anymore! Just tell me the answer, or I won't hear it if I blow it up!"

"To put it simply...the more projects there are, the easier it is to make mistakes." The kind-hearted Mo Lan continued.

"The higher the degree of freedom, the more options there are, and the easier it is for various chemical reactions to occur between different abilities, resulting in many uncontrollable and unpredictable results, and various bugs and loopholes will follow one after another. It’s okay in a stand-alone game, there is a chance of recovery, but if it’s an online game...these chemical reactions may lead to chain bombs, and may even lead to the sudden death of a game.”

"Give me a chestnut." Timelock said: "If the active effect of a skill is to automatically use healing magic [Holy Light] on itself when it takes damage, the optional passive effect is to become a necromancer when it takes damage to reduce its own damage. As long as this player is hit once, he will continue to release the [Holy Light Art] that will cause negative damage to the undead, and burn himself to death."

"What exactly are you trying to say?" Anaconda felt dazed.

"What we want to say is very simple...Miss Anaconda, do you know how many contracts the Random Tower has arranged for you?"

"3, 3000?"

"3000." Mo Lan nodded: "There are a total of 3000 entries. Even if each entry is copied and pasted to modify data, it will take a whole day to paste, let alone 3000 recognizable entries. The effect? ​​What’s even more outrageous is that each time you challenge the optional contract, 100 of the [-] are randomly selected. The odds of being flushed in the toilet within an hour of killing Wallace are so small."

"And in this case...Miss Anaconda, do you think we can find a combination that allows you to kill yourself from these one hundred entries?"

"You mean... ah!"

At this moment, Anaconda immediately glanced at the contract activated on his panel, looked around, and stopped his sight on the three contracts: [Energy Absorption System]: [Big Ugly] Every time he is hurt, he will Immediately gains a stackable buff.

[I am Gundam]: Anaconda's health percentage will be the same as that of Big Ugly, and correspondingly, the maximum health of both parties will increase accordingly.

as well as……

[Broken Sacrifice]: Whenever a buff is obtained, [Big Ugly] will receive damage equivalent to 2% of his maximum HP, so as to increase the buff obtained.

"It seems that you have understood." Mo Lan sighed, "That's right, among the 100 random affixes this time, there is a group of extremely obvious ones that can instantly erase the rental of all other entries, allowing you A combination of direct GG."

Time Lock said: "We caused you once, even if it was a negligible, laughable damage, [Energy Absorption System] will be triggered immediately, providing you with a very small final damage gain."

Mo Lan continued: "And right after that, because [Big Ugly] got a [Benefit], [Broken Sacrifice] would be triggered immediately, causing 2% damage to the Big Ugly's upper limit of health, so as to strengthen it." The effect of this buff."

"And because of the big ugly, he lost 2% of his durability..." The anaconda numbly followed Mo Lan's words: "This time the blood loss will immediately trigger the [energy absorption system], allowing the big ugly to gain New buffs..."

"In this cycle, you will lose blood, gain buffs, lose blood to enhance the buff effect, and thus gain buffs, and then lose blood again, and lose all your health rapidly."

"And because [I am Gundam] bound the bloodline between you and your big ugly, when the big ugly's blood volume reaches zero..."

Mo Lan and Brother Suozi were talking, turned around, and faced the big ugly sister who exploded due to zero blood volume and ejected the anaconda, leaving behind a blazing mist of fire. Sunglasses, with his hands in his pockets, he said the last sentence at the same time: "...that is the date of your death!"

"Wow!!"

The girl Zumama with the body of Yujiro Fanma lost her unused belt in mid-air, and her body also leaked air at a high speed like a deflated ball. ] landed on the ground, revealing the following expression: @[email protected]

"The rogue crocodile...the anaconda lost the ability to fight, this battle is the victory of [Mo Lan] and [Time Lock]!"

"It was a fierce battle, aibo!" Mo Lan sighed.

"Although we have gone through countless difficulties and obstacles, and we are close to failure again and again, we finally won." Shi Shisuo shed tears of excitement: "We are indeed the best partners!"

"Brother Suozi!"

"Brother Lan!"

"..." At this moment, the anaconda, which had already belched fart and was being teleported back to the lounge, floated into the air like a ghost, staring at the two players below who seemed to be victorious after a hard fight, staring for a long time, and finally said to himself Said: "So what's the use of these four people they called out?"

The first thousand and 140th chapter "The Past of Brother Suozi" Episode 6 ([-]K for a monthly ticket)

If the question asked by the anaconda were to be answered by a person who mistrusted the conscience of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, they would probably answer: "The answer is for the number of words", but obviously, if these two people do If they did something that didn't seem to have much program effect, it was either because the result of this matter was in their favor... or, the program effect hadn't been shown yet.

The situation at this moment belongs to the latter.

Just as Sister Mori Rua lost her ability to fight and went back to the lounge to soak in the hot spring, Brother Suozi snapped her fingers imperceptibly.

At this moment, one of the two ladies behind Brother Suozi fainted, and the other fell to the ground with a bang, while the little brother on Mo Lan's side exclaimed, clutching his heart, his face paled, and he collapsed limply on the ground. The ground began to twitch crazily, peeing and kicking, and the little old car next to it turned the turret in a circle, bursting out a series of electric sparks, exploding on the spot, and turning into an invincible bunker like a vehicle that was blown up in the GTA game.

"No! Wife!!" Immediately, Brother Suozi let out an indescribable shriek, slipped and ran to the two ladies, choked up and howled.

"Pfft... No, no! Little brother!!" At the same time, Mo Lan held back her laughter, and quickly recalled some sad things. A frontal somersault, then a backflip, then a wall jump, threw herself on the fallen man. Come on little brother, "Don't die!"

For a moment, the cries of the two fierce men resounded throughout the room, and even the system that was about to release the reward notification froze at this moment, unable to broadcast it for a long time, and this... was exactly the purpose of the two brothers.

Back in time before the start of the war, the two who had researched the speed of light blast to kill the anaconda sister got together, and when they whispered BB, their conversation was as follows: "Brother Suozi, what are you pulling me for? Hurry up and finish the harvest. layer?"

"Don't worry, I'm worried that the system will play tricks at that time, saying that this trick is to take advantage of system loopholes to win the battle, and deduct rewards for us."

"How could this be?"

Mo Lan doubted: "We are very clear about the planning and system style of Endless Space. This game never makes players pay for their own design mistakes. This is also the reason why the game's reputation is so popular. The effect of each contract is different. It is clearly stated, and we have not used any operations such as card bugs, concave holes, etc. Even if the system does not want us to second Senrua sister, this is also a design mistake of the random tower side, and now it uses this The reason is not to issue rewards, which is inconsistent with the usual system. Besides, this game is basically no one plays PVP now. It is essentially a stand-alone player with a player trading system and online functions. Guarantee the driving force of krypton gold."

"That's what I said, but the total amount of rewards for 20 entries is estimated to be a very considerable income. This game always pays more attention to those who are capable, and the more work, the more rewards. In case we deduct the rewards into [-] words It would be embarrassing if the quota of ten entries is not enough, neither of us is very reasonable, how hurtful, we star chasers are righteous and good citizens, we must avoid vicious conflicts with system friends."

"That?"

"Let's show the system our sincerity, and use my [Recalling Bitterness, Taking Sweetness] to find out if there is a way to make the system not bad, and more willing to give us full rewards."

"Your skills can still come in handy in this kind of place?"

"Of course, I used to pretend to be a doctor in the universe of stars to see a doctor for the bishop of the Big Apple cult to treat his migraine. At that time, I used this trick and prescribed medicine for him directly, otherwise I would almost be exposed. .”

"The medicine you prescribed cured him?"

"No, it's a medicine that can turn the eater into a beautiful girl zombie pathogen. Only I have the antibody. After 5 minutes, the cultist stronghold will be full of beautiful girl zombies who have no fighting power and can only whine and act like a baby. I grabbed them all with a purple-quality sack."

"I'm super, what did you do with it?"

"I bought a complex exotic plant field, and they just happened to help me plant the land. Is there any problem?"

"Of course, you just use them to do this?" Mo Lan was startled: "Are you a man? Thinking narrowly, why can't you train and send them to a haunted house as an employee to get a bonus?"

"Then I can't fucking find it???" Brother Suozi waved his hand: "It's too far away, let's do the right thing and do the right thing, 【Reminiscing about the past】!"

After the words fell, a familiar holographic screen appeared in front of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, and the latest episode of "The Past of Brother Suozi" began to play.

In the eyes of Anaconda at that time, the two twitched a few times as if they were driving at 64 times speed, and then finished watching the video, but for Mo Lan and Brother Suozi who were in the acceleration space, this was another happy view. Video process: The picture shows a Steampunk-style city street scene with a strong Victorian atmosphere. In the street, dozens of people are gathered around the door of the corner coffee shop, surrounded by two men in the middle, watching a unique scene. Talent show.

"This is you?" Mo Lan pointed to the two performers in the picture, one standing and one lying down. The standing man was wearing a simple bulletproof vest, jeans and sneakers. It's the black hood of a bank robber, and it looks a bit philosophical.

"It's me." Seeing this scene, there was a trace of nostalgia in Brother Suozi's eyes: "At that time, I was still a Tinker Bell (a new operator in "Rainbow Six Siege", without special abilities, but he could bring more There are a lot of sundries and plenty of props, so it is nicknamed Tinker Bell), and even the operator's ability has only got one or two."

"Then it's early, isn't it?"

"The first few dungeons are done. It's a staged task. The first task is to save a small amount of local currency. The one lying on the ground is the brother I matched, called [Pure Love Supreme], the mechanism is One Piece’s devil fruit ability. We discussed it and thought that the official Steampunk world is not bad. It’s not worthwhile to rob a bank. Citizens have a way to survive. This is the end of the matter, and we can only perform. We found a street of capitalists that is notorious in the local area, which is comparable to Wall Street in the United States, but twice as bad. We decided to perform for the criminal capitalists here. Users talent."

"I'm too lazy to complain about you as a Gouba who obeys the law. What kind of art are you selling... Oh, I see."

As soon as Mo Lan spoke, he saw in the screen that Brother Suozi took a random stone from the side of the road and placed it directly in the middle of the chest of [Pure Love Above all] lying on the ground. Afterwards, he took out a stone from his backpack. Huge, heavy sledgehammer.

The special weapon of the British operative [SLEDGE] in "Rainbow Six: Siege", a sledgehammer that can break through obstacles and is good at attacking fortifications.

"Guys, don't miss it when you pass by. Just watch, we will perform a performance for you today, hey, guess what? [Chest Broken Stone]!" Brother Suozi had a pure tone and a pure expression: "Here For the judge, those who have money will hold a money market, and those who have no money will go to the bank across the street to withdraw money. If there is no money in the bank, please take a dagger from my left hand and borrow some from friends on the side of the road. After this Village, but there is no such store.”

Seeing that there were enough people around, Brother Suozi continued: "Next, I will use the sledgehammer in my hand to hit the brother below me hard, and he will use his oriental mysterious qigong to echo me. Just smash this stone into pieces!"

"Everyone, just look at it!"

After all, Shi Shisuo yelled angrily, and secretly activated a persistent skill, adding a persistent state to his head.

"Is this on your head?"

"I used to have an independent skill called [Moral Kidnapping], which was opened in the first dungeon." Time Lock said: "After opening, it will continue to consume energy points. During the effective period, my actions and accusations can make people around A stronger sense of guilt and reduced thinking ability to a certain extent can be understood as a targeted halo of lowering intelligence."

"I understand the truth, but why do you want to use this skill when you perform your talent? Are you afraid that they won't pay you after watching it?" Mo Lan asked.

"Brother Lan, you are underestimating my brother, just watch."

In the picture, Shi Shisuo let out an angry shout, and suddenly raised the sledgehammer in his hand, and smashed it downward amidst the exclamations of passers-by around him!

"Boom ah ah puff!"

The sound of knocking, the sound of flesh and blood being separated, and the sound of screaming, three completely different sounds mixed together and erupted at the same time. The moment Brother Suozi hit the chest with the hammer, he lay in bed. The man on the ground uttered a heart-piercing howl, his body was torn apart in an instant, his head, hands, and feet fell apart at the same moment, scattered around, looking extremely bloody and terrifying, but the big rock remained motionless , not even a single crack appeared.

"...I understand." Seeing this scene, Mo Lan realized, "His devil fruit is that... [Fragmented Fruit], right?"

"Exactly, this kind of fruit comes from the clown Bucky in the original "One Piece", which allows the eater to gain the ability to disassemble the body into multiple pieces and move freely. Through this, we have developed the showmanship of "Big Rock Broken Chest" Tactics." Brother Suozi smiled and said, "Since my brother has seen all this, then the next direction must not escape the eyes of my brother."

In the picture, after hitting the hammer seemingly viciously, but actually with [-]% force, the young Suozi brother looked at the "corpses" scattered on the ground, and was stunned for a moment with the surrounding audience, then immediately knelt down and let out a A shrill, mournful roar: "My son!"

Good guy, taking advantage of father and son is indeed an instinct engraved in every man's DNA.

Throwing on the body of Pure Love Supreme, Shi Shisuo howled for a moment, then raised his head suddenly, looked at the capitalist audience who were still in a state of shock, and said angrily: "This is all your fault! Your circular position It is 0.37 mm more than the regulations. The fabric of the clothes on his body is not in accordance with Feng Shui, so the energy cannot sink and flow smoothly with the natural wind. Uncivilized theater watching, disobedience to traffic rules, killed my son!"

Mo Lan outside the screen: "Are you thinking of these words temporarily or are you on record?"

Brother Suozi outside the screen: "Just casually, what's wrong?"