How Did It Become a River Crab?

After the words disappeared, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi turned their eyes to the interior of the room at the same time, and found that it was a space about the size of two classrooms juxtaposed together. The wall, and in the very center of the room, is a huge, luxuriously decorated treasure chest.

The moment they saw this treasure chest, not only did Mo Lan and Brother Suozi not express [Okay, lucky! 】Emotionally, they took a step back subconsciously, looked at each other, and raised their vigilance to the highest level.

Obviously, there is definitely something wrong with this treasure chest.

Let's not talk about the question of [how could Mo Lan's luck follow such a purely positive treasure chest room], after all, no matter how bad Mo Lan is, he can't form a thumb ring of fire under his feet to attack his teammates. There are no negative curses either, and it's normal to get lucky once in a while.But excluding this point, just because of the [mysterious] prefix in front of the [mysterious treasure chest room], and the fact that there is a reward of 1000 points for opening the treasure chest to get rewards, this matter is absolutely abnormal.

Therefore, after Brother Suozi and Mo Lan exchanged a look, they twisted their bodies and quietly approached the treasure box from both sides like Tom and Tom, and took a look from behind to make sure that the treasure box was behind. Without chains, and naturally without reaching forward, Mo Lan raised her hand and pressed on the back of the treasure box. After confirming that this box cannot be used as a synthetic material for [Outrageous Craft], it is likely to be a living thing, and stepped aside. , Just like the maids exchanging opinions behind the wall in two Gongdou dramas, they whispered a few words and worked out a rough battle plan.

Two seconds later, Brother Suozi and Mo Lan stood behind the treasure chest again, and silently recited a countdown of 3, 2, 1 in their minds...

At the same time, he stretched out a hand, put his middle fingers up to fit each other in mid-air, aimed at the position of the box, and made a cross [X] shape!

The effect of [Mahamudra of Two Heroes] was triggered in an instant, and an X-shaped luminous emblem shot out from the hands of the two, bombarding the rear top cover of the treasure chest, turning into a dark blue weakened light layer , weakened the defense of this box, that is, at this moment, this "treasure box" suddenly jumped up on the spot, and the whole box immediately turned around and opened it to Mo Lan and Brother Suozi. The lid of the box revealed the sharp teeth inside and the scarlet bloody mouth!

Unsurprisingly, this is indeed a dangerous treasure chest monster, and at the same time, Mo Lan, who had been prepared for a long time, had already finished singing, and after finishing singing the [Floor Lifting Technique], he fired from the tip of the Void Blade. It shot out, from top to bottom, from the top upside down and blasted the top half of the Pokmon, knocking it into a stun.

At the same time, Brother Suozi had already picked up Party B's gun, which had been banned for a long time and could only do things. He released all the remaining damage that had been saved and was not used up, and blasted all of them into the treasure chest. Mo Lan Immediately following the [Clothes Explosion], he opened his chest and threw a large piece of clothing, causing it to fly around. The necromancer formed by [Bone Breastplate] and [Skull Crown] Activated the Clothes Commander, and launched an impact on the treasure chest.

Afterwards, when the treasure chest just woke up from the dizzy state, Mo Lan had already released an ink jet, which blurred the face of the bewildered treasure chest monster, and then released the ethereal blade His active skill [Void Impact], a set of combos directly puts the Treasure Pokmon into the Void state, and Brother Suozi simultaneously turns into another [Void Blade], which penetrates into Mo Lan's left hand, and then The victim immediately raised his two swords, and he bought the exclusive three-stage starburst airflow to slash down, and the surrounding activated clothes also swarmed up at the same time (all damage caused by the activated clothing is regarded as magic damage), surrounding the dazed The treasure box monsters started a righteous gang fight that lasted for several seconds.

After this set of tricks, let alone ordinary treasure chest monsters, even if you call a boss, you will have to shed a layer of skin when they are full. The monster has been beaten to a dilapidated wreckage by the righteous group, and it looks like it is completely GG.

...yes, [looks like]...

Just when Mo Lan and Brother Suozi thought that the lucky treasure monster was dead, Mo Lan's sword suddenly seemed to have cut some invincible shield, killing him, Brother Suozi, and the surrounding activated clothes. They were all sent flying, forming a clear area with a radius of more than ten meters around the monster.

Mo Lan immediately turned around and got up from the ground. After a closer look, he saw that there was an extra rectangular meter on the top of the head of the treasure monster, which had been chopped down worse than the national football team. It was a bit similar to the one used to indicate The temperature of the mercury thermometer slot, and then, the Pomon began to repair itself at an alarming speed, like turning it upside down, erasing scars and dents on its body, filling the splashed debris back, and the curved frame also stretched rapidly. Straight, and during this process, the gauge on the top was continuously filled as the restoration progressed. Finally, when the treasure chest was completely repaired, the gauge was also completely filled and exploded directly.

The light of the explosion condensed into several items of different qualities, white and green, with infinite points. After forming, they were inhaled by the open mouth of the treasure monster. Along with this process, the size of the treasure monster became larger and larger. The bigger it is, it gradually expands from the size of a desk to a podium, a car... and finally becomes a giant box the size of a van. Ordinary mobs have become somewhat majestic like dungeon bosses.

At the same time, the system sent a message. Mo Lan and Brother Suozi glanced at it, sighed almost in sync, and murmured: "...What a fucking chicken thief."

The reminder sent by the system is to reveal the ability of this floor boss named [Mysterious Treasure Mimic]: "Reminder: You have caused the awakening of [Mysterious Treasure Miracle]."

“[Mysterious Pocket Monster] will be in the [unawakened state] when no attack is received, no pre-release of any skills is detected, and 60 seconds have passed since the start of the floor challenge. In this case, [Mysterious Pocket Monster] ] can be opened normally, and a white-quality endless point item will be randomly refreshed inside, and then the challenger can leave this floor safely."

"However, if any of the above three conditions is broken, [Mysterious Mimic] will enter a [Preparation Awakening State] for 5 seconds. During this period, [Mysterious Mimic] will only make some threats. Sexual actions, will not actively attack any target, and the HP will be reduced to 1% at most."

"After 5 seconds, [Mysterious Pok Mimic] will start to awaken, and its blood volume will quickly recover to 100%, and an [Awakening Gauge] will appear on top of its head. The damage will be used to fill this metering slot. The higher the metering slot, the more [Mysterious Pokmon] will fill its body with random infinite point items, and get the corresponding final damage and final HP bonus. "

"In the awakened state, [Mysterious Pokmon] will use all the rewards in the treasure box to fight you. If you successfully defeat the treasure box monster, you will be able to get all the items in the treasure box. Good luck."

Obviously, this is a matryoshka anti-routine design, and it is the cautious dirty Bs like Mo Lan and Brother Suozi who are tricked.

Under normal circumstances, if you are a player with little game experience, or most of the games you play are relatively kind, and you don’t know how to set up traps like treasure chest monsters, and you are not very vigilant, you will probably go straight forward and open this treasure chest , safely take the props inside and leave.

And if it is the two brothers who have witnessed countless traps and malicious players in countless games, they will directly designate a complete set of evil plans like just now, and kick the player from behind. Because of this, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi will fill up the monster's awakening gauge and create a big boss for themselves. This is an anti-routine Yes, it is a trap specially designed to trap veteran and cautious players. The more you want to avoid danger, the more trouble you will face.

But when Mo Lan and Brother Suozi saw this scene, they didn't feel any regret or discomfort.

No regrets, because this kind of nesting doll-type setting itself cannot be figured out by thinking. Today you can say that I predicted your prediction, and tomorrow you can say that I predicted your prediction. , today you said you were going to make cloth, you guessed that you were going to make scissors, you guessed that I guessed that you were going to make scissors, I guessed that you guessed again... Can you see it, once the layers of dolls If it is stacked higher, it is an infinite loop. It is reasonable to stop on any floor, and the final essence becomes a game of luck. Number] and repent.

Is there no reason for the unhappiness... Everyone must know that "Endless Space" pays great attention to the principle of equal difficulty and reward even in places like random towers. This thing is hard to return...

...but he has a lot in his stomach.

According to the system, as long as the treasure chest that has been strengthened by the ultimate is successfully defeated... the two of them can get all the items that have just been injected into the treasure chest. There is no doubt that this will be a huge sum of money.

Mengxin is pure and kind, and can leave safely with a small reward. Laoyin is more than a sewer capsized, but if he can turn the boat back, he can also get a corresponding high reward. In the eyes of Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, as long as With this standard... the rest is just to fight.

That's what I said, but when they really fought against each other, the two brothers knew what kind of monster they had raised.

I saw Mo Lan grasping the imaginary blade transformed by Brother Suo Zi, and with further urging of divine power, he rushed directly towards the gigantic Treasure Box Monster, and the surrounding activated clothes also rushed up, following the boss to surround him. Let's test the reality of this fully awakened Pokmon.

Seeing the enemies surrounded, the treasure monster immediately opened its bloody mouth, took out a magic staff emitting green light from the backpack, used the power of thought to make it hang in the air, and gently moved towards Mo Lan's forehead. With a wave, a huge napalm bomb fell straight from the air, hitting him straight in the face!

"I'm super, why can you TM throw such a thing with a green outfit???"

Seeing this, Mo Lan immediately rolled over, and the brother Suozi in his hand seamlessly turned into one of his legs, connected to his waist and abdomen, jumped together with the other two legs, and flew up to more than ten meters together. In addition, he successfully avoided this weakened version of napalm.

The fiery combustion zone covered nearly half of the hapless activated clothing, burning it to death on the spot.The rest of the clothes that slipped through the net were crushed by the square [iron blocks] from the "Minecraft" series that the treasure box monster shot out from the bag, and they couldn't move. It didn't take long before their durability was exhausted and they dissipated. .

Afterwards, the treasure monster still didn't stop opening its mouth wide, and sprayed out two briefcase-shaped objects from it, and quickly transformed into two automatic turrets from the game "Half-Life 2" on the ground, followed by, A long-range weapon from "Warframe (Interstellar Warframe)" that pays tribute to the old Three Kingdoms [Zhuge Liannu] rises, surrounds the treasure box monster, and automatically starts shooting in the direction of Mo Lan. The poisonous potion also bombarded like a grenade, and the iron blocks that had just been smashed rose again, and together with the white quality pistols that flew out of the treasure chest, they smashed one by one, forming the bottom part of the firepower network. The firepower was unbelievable.

Although most of the items owned by the Pokmon are white, and the highest quality is only green, but it can't hold its hand (or the invisible tentacles of the mind...) and can use all its items at the same time. Brother Zi kept rolling and crawling, quite embarrassed, although he managed to rely on the basic blood volume and hard power of advanced players to find a few rounds of output opportunities, hitting about [-]% of the treasure box monster's blood volume, and even dismantled it. Two forts and a pistol were shot down, but the blood line of the two of them is even more pessimistic. If this continues, this trip to the random tower may come to an end.

Seeing this, Mo Lan originally planned to let Brother Suo Zi buy a wave of time for himself, insert the Void Spirit Blade back into the Heavenly King's scabbard, and then activate the scabbard to pull it out, to see if he can fight with the long-range plastic wind blade. Wave of firepower, directly sprayed the treasure monster to death, but before the words were said, the mysterious treasure monster... did something. If it has real wisdom, it will definitely regret it until the last moment of life things.

This mysterious treasure chest monster, I don't know if it is driven by the flaw attribute provided by the system, or he feels that his advantage is not big enough. In order to stabilize his advantage, he decided to use the endless point consumables in the treasure chest to turn his advantage into a victory. next game.

Therefore, he took out a magic card from "Yu-Gi-Oh." On this magic card, two men were drawn, one of them was dressed in green, and he snatched the bag from the other man in red, and fled away. This is an extremely old and classic magic card from the Yu-Gi-Oh series, its name is...

... [robbing]

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The moment this card appeared, Mo Lan's brain began to work rapidly.

This card is a perennial banned card in the original Yu-Gi-Oh! card game, and its original effect is [gain control of 1 opponent's monster equipped with this card.During each opponent's preparation phase, the opponent recovers 1000 basic points. ], that is to forcibly take away a monster on the opposite side, and then help the opponent to recover some blood every round.This effect is very scary, directly use one card to play 2 scenes (one more on my side, one less on your side), as for the opponent to return a little blood every round... in a round like Yu-Gi-Oh In a high-speed environment where seven or eight thousand harms are commonplace, it is almost negligible. Even now in 2030, they have not been released from prison.

But obviously, this is a green quality card, even if you count its universal nature of card props [one-time consumption will strengthen the card effect], it is impossible to directly give Mo Lan or Brother Suozi to the tauren In the past, a few vomit lines such as "Brother Suozi / Brother Lan, wake up!", "Hmph, I'm already a slave of Mr. Treasure Box", "Don't, don't do this kind of thing!" Some weakening should be done, the greater probability is to plunder an item of the other party as shown by Qi Katu...

That being the case...

Mo Lan watched the card light up, turned into a sack floating in the air, flew towards Mo Lan's face, opened the empty sack, and went straight towards the [Void Spirit's Blade] Smash it.

Mo Lan immediately put away the Void Spirit Blade, and jumped back to avoid this sweeping attack. As expected, the sack that missed the shot immediately turned back and moved towards the other sword that Mo Lan's left hand was turned into by Brother Suozi. The sword launched a swing, and it seemed that he would never let it go if he failed to snatch an item.

This time, Brother Suozi turned himself into a pistol that was exactly the same as Party B's gun beside him, but saw that the sack was still waving it, which made the two of them confirm that the sack constructed by "robbing" , the core purpose should be to take away anything from Mo Lan and Brother Suozi, as long as it is a thing.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan calmed down, her face was full of anger, she pulled out a gun from her trouser belt, her eyes widened, and she shouted loudly: "Shit treasure chest, I will fight with you!"

But as soon as he took out the pistol, the sack [seized the opportunity] and swiped towards the [negligent] Mo Lan. Amidst Mo Lan's exclamation of [despair], he proudly took advantage of it to [show his flaws] ], handed over the pistol in his hand, wrapped it, and flew back to the treasure chest.

Afterwards, the sack disappeared in mid-air, leaving only the pistol with an extremely long barrel, ring scars, and a tie. The treasure box monster opened its bloody mouth and made a series of excited gurgling sounds, controlling Holding the pistol, aiming at Mo Lan's forehead with a [face showing sadness], he squeezed the trigger fiercely with his thoughts!

At this moment, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The moment the trigger was pulled, the pistol snatched by the mysterious treasure monster did not fire. Instead, after a brief silence, it slowly and gradually... trembled violently, as if a person was swallowed by anger, The social animal that was about to explode in the afternoon of endless crushing, seemed to be furious, picked up the butcher knife, and the eminent monk of the Bodhidharma Temple, who protected the common people, quickly stepped on the verge of explosion.

Mo Lan deliberately acted, and induced the gunny sack of [Snatch] to snatch the gun, which was exactly the [Nose Spear] he had made with [Outrageous Craftsmanship]...

In order to prevent you from forgetting too much, we emphasize again that this gun has 100% magical ability to help others poke their noses and make the enemy sneeze, but it is made of a social animal gun and a monk gun. , Therefore, he will have two characteristics, one is that from the first time he enters the floor after obtaining this gun, he will rest on every two floors, and he will be furious when he is forced to work during the rest period, and he will get up and attack his master, but if Use it to actively target the enemy's vitals, with the thought of killing creatures, it will also stand up and bite back, and if the two are combined... there will be an additional heroic self-destruction.

Counting from when Mo Lan got the gun to this floor, the two brothers have gone through the second floor [Crazy Wardrobe], the third floor [Lazier Chamber] and the fourth floor [Mysterious Treasure Chest]. It just happened to be the rest time for the Nose Gun.

During this rest time, the monster used it to aim at the enemy's vital parts, and pulled the trigger with murderous intent... The result is self-evident.

After trembling for a while, the mysterious treasure monster found that the pistol didn't seem to be very easy to use, so he was very angrily... yes, he pulled the trigger two more times.

Family members, is it tolerable or unbearable.

It was at this moment that a sharp gunshot erupted from the sharp gun (I don't know what the sound is, it probably sounds like the sound of someone who doesn't know how to play the clarinet), and the next moment, the sharp gun He flew into the air suddenly, broke free from the shackles of the mysterious treasure box monster, turned back, and aimed at his evil holder. The gun body was entwined with anger, and it faintly turned into a golden body of Arhat, with King Kong's glaring eyes, full of power.

"Bang bang bang bang bang-"

A series of gunshots exploded one after another like the iron fist of Buddhism, and one after another, the gun rods shot from the muzzle of the gun one after another, sprinkled on the body of the treasure monster, and hit its links, rivets, and weak parts of the frame respectively. ...even smashed a bottle of corrosive poison thrown out in mid-air, sprinkling all of it on the tip of the treasure box monster's tongue, making it howl terribly!

Each shot through the gun accurately hit the weak point of the monster, and the merciless kinetic energy made it look like a rod of God, smashing the power of the monster, and its blood bar dropped rapidly until the end , The nose gun let out a furious gunshot, and shot the last gun rod into the two rivets in front of the treasure monster, and shot it into its [nostril]!

At this moment, the Treasure Mimic, who was already seriously injured, had no power to resist, and slammed out a huge, earth-shattering super-large sneeze. The celestial girl scattered flowers into the air, watching the white and green objects fall all over the sky, just like playing a boss in a brush game, watching the reward fountain when it falls is as refreshing, unlike those games where most of the explosions are Unused garbage, here, these white and green items still have great practical value.

Then, the sharp nose gun turned its head, glanced at Mo Lan and Time Lock, and the muzzle of the gun drooped slightly, as if saying "Amitabha". Immediately, he turned around and rushed into the body of the treasure monster without hesitation. It turned into a blazing fire and exploded, bombarding the treasure box monster's blood volume to the last 27%, completing its mission.

At this moment, the treasure monster that was blown to pieces struggled at a high speed, and a jet of black gas suddenly erupted from its body, turning into a dead mist and wrapping around him. At this moment, everything around him stopped Attack, the invisible connection was broken at the same time, and its speed was more than several times faster. From a long-range blood bull mage, it became a rampant, dump truck-like berserker, moving towards Mo Lan and Brother Suozi came running wildly, opened his bloody mouth, and was about to bite it down!

"All the items in the [Mysterious Treasure Mimic] are ejected, entering the [Frenzy State]. In this state, all speeds of [Mysterious Treasure Mimic] are increased by 400%, and the final damage is increased by 150%, and gain 50% full damage resistance, please handle it with care!"

I glanced at the system prompt, and then at the galloping treasure chest monster. Needless to say, Brother Suozi has already started the time-stop commentary one step ahead of time (I emphasize, this is really an independent skill), yes Mo Lan said: "The speed is too fast, we can't run. With our current blood volume, we can either kill it in one wave, or we can GG."

"I f*cked it out a long time ago." Mo Lan said, "Do you have a solution? 50% full damage reduction, our previous X handprint has expired, what can we do to kill him in a second, and escape being caught?" The fate of Treasure Box Monster Maru Tun?"

"Can you still use the skill that you used to jump up and hit people with your butt, and then summon the barrage?"

"[Fat boy's high jump]?" Mo Lan said affirmatively, "It can be used, does it do enough damage? It's quite bloody."

"Enough, this treasure chest has a large area, and its trajectory is easy to predict. With your level, it shouldn't be a problem to hit the top of it head-on, and hit all the bullet screens from the inside to the outside while smashing in. Besides... ..." Brother Suozi snorted coldly: "I haven't activated [Recalling Bitterness and Taking Sweetness] yet!"

It was at this moment that the familiar screen appeared again in front of Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo, and a new screen began to play.

"Good guy, I suspect that this skill was designed to let me witness the gold content of you, the first animal in the whole server..."

After complaining, Mo Lan, who was too upright, turned her head expectantly, ready to appreciate Brother Suozi's glorious years.

In the middle of the picture is an ancient school square. At this moment, the sky is covered by dark clouds, covering the sky, and red thunder falls from the clouds, causing bursts of roar. It seems that the weather is suitable for boss battles.

On the square, Time Lock in the uniform of an anti-terrorist special police stood at the entrance. There were corpses scattered all over the square. Everyone was dressed in different clothes. It could be seen that they came from different sects, but among these corpses But they have one thing in common, that is, everyone has a big, shiny bald head with no hair visible.

And right in the middle of the square, a [-]-meter-tall, muscular man with a thick beard and a black robe is standing in front of Brother Suozi, with a thick aristocratic lady-style hair on top of his head. The two horsetails are two or three kilometers (yes, two or three kilometers) long each, like two thick boa constrictors, coiled around the square, with a strong visual impact.

"What kind of shit world is this?"

"You must have guessed roughly that this is a world where hair and hairstyles are the source of strength." Brother Suozi said: "In this world, people grow hair through cultivation, and then increase the volume through continuous penance. , change the hair into different hairstyles to obtain different kinds of abilities. All the disciples of the Southern Heavenly Explosion School have explosive heads. During the battle, they can let the hairstyles fly up and turn them into mobile bombs, and carry out chain explosions, burning the hair on the opposite side. Beidi Feng Blade door is longer than black and straight, and is good at turning hair into swords, cutting off the enemy's hair, and keeping bob hair, compressing the new hair volume into short hair, winning with the quality of a single strand of hair, turning it into a shield and a hammer in battle , the invincible pop gate, the hair turned into a whip, the single ponytail gate that orders the hair of the mortals around it, etc..."

"The opponent in front of me is the last successor of the long-lost propeller sect. His twin tails can be turned into propellers to make them fly into the air and spin, and they can also deal terrible AOE damage. In order to revive the sect, this person has fallen into the devil's way. Use the hair absorption method to plunder other people's hair, turning them into bald heads, losing all their combat power, and breaking their souls. At this moment, he is absorbing all the hair that was plundered. Once he succeeds, his double ponytails will grow to hundreds of miles , to obscure the sky and cause the living beings to suffer."

"Oh, it's amazing." Mo Lan said, "So he's going to die soon."

"Yes, he will die soon."

In the picture, the owner of the propeller door is talking to [Brother Suozi], completely unaware that the time lock in front of him is just a projection made by him using the ability [Prism Device] of Rainbow Six operator [Alibi], the real lock Brother was squatting down behind him, holding a weapon with an invisible outline in his hand, approaching quietly.

But at the moment when Brother Suozi was about to reach behind the buttocks of the door owner, he accidentally stepped on a strand of the door owner's hair. The latter immediately turned his head to attack, but Brother Suozi, who had already filed a record, suddenly raised his hand, In his hand, he transformed into a shield from the operator [Blitz] nicknamed [Flashing Shield]. He pressed the button, and the headlight on the shield temporarily blinded the sect master's eyes. He jumped up (Brother Suozi is 1.7 meters eight), wrapped his legs around his waist in the posture of Guanyin sitting on a lotus, raised his hands high, activated the weapon in his hand, and slammed towards the head of the sect master!

At this moment, Mo Lan finally saw what Brother Suozi was holding in his hand.

...that is a pair of electric clippers commonly used in barbershops!

In this world where hair is the most important thing, Brother Suozi's self-made temporary high-quality electric clippers have a dominant level of lethality. After three consecutive shaves, he shaved most of the head of the door owner's hair, revealing the same hair on the hair. With a shiny bald head, amidst the howling of the door master, the prepared brother Suozi tried his best to shave off all the hair of the door master.

But the sect master is not an easy person. Even though he was terrified by the sneak attack, he still has the power to resist. He immediately activated his mana, and immediately absorbed the hair of the victims who were not yet dead and breathed out, and grew new hair. But at this moment, Brother Suozi snorted coldly, took out another prop, and slammed it on the door owner's head.

"What's that?" Mo Lan asked.

"Handheld laser permanent hair removal device."

"ruthless."

There is no need to repeat the story after that. Kong Wu was once powerful, with twin ponytails growing out of the sky, but now the bald sect master lost all his strength in an instant, and his body shrank rapidly. One shot to the head ended his sinful life.

Afterwards, the playback session of remembering bitterness and taking sweetness ended, and a pair of electric clippers made of condensed energy was scratched from the top of the running Treasure Monster, peeling off a layer of wood on its cover, emitting a shining light. In the next ten seconds, this part will receive a large proportion of additional damage.

"Okay, it's now!" Mo Lan yelled angrily, and switched to the fat boy form. Just as he was about to take off, Brother Suozi suddenly stopped him: "Wait a minute, there is one more thing!"

"Father, let your fart go!"

"I really want a fart!" Brother Suozi said angrily: "The fall damage of your skill should also be related to your own quality. To be on the safe side, I want to improve your overall quality to ensure that we can get a fart with one butt." Can sit it to death!"