How Did It Become a River Crab?

"...Why don't I sound good?"

"Illusion, wrong—"

"Bang bang bang bang—"

The mutual loss of business between the two has not yet ended, and there was a sound of wooden objects colliding behind them. Mo Lan and Brother Suozi turned their heads at the same time, and found that behind them, at some time, there was actually a wardrobe re-condensed into shape. With a posture that was twice as big as before, he stood up again, his body exuded raging black and red flames, and something seemed to be screaming in the huge wardrobe, and he was about to come out collectively, turning the two of them into a fierce 1 He Sao... no, torn into pieces.

At the same time, the two received a new system prompt:

"You wiped out all the [Crazy Wardrobe], because your performance exceeded expectations, the leader of [Crazy Wardrobe Legion] was revived on the wreckage of one of the wardrobes, the floor mission has been updated, currently: The powerful high-capacity expansion dimension of the crazy wardrobe king lord]'s attack for 2 minutes/defeat the lord. If you complete the latter, you will get an additional temporary skill, which can be used in the next process of attacking the building If you fail, you will still get the survival rewards you deserve."

How should I put it, the name is indeed quite random.

After the display of this line of subtitles was completed, the BOSS with a long name in front of him immediately erupted with a more powerful and terrifying power, and the door of the cabinet trembled more violently, as if something inside was about to break the cabinet and swallow everything. I received a system prompt that sounded like a BOSS warning tutorial: "Please note that [Slightly Crazy Wardrobe King] is using the skill [Dimension Summoning] to summon a large amount of clothes from another dimension. The wardrobe king will spray these clothes outward at one time, and the sprayed clothes will have special abilities based on their shape, and when all the clothes are killed, [Crazy Wardrobe King] can receive damage from the player."

The ancient mechanism of clearing the mobs before you can fight the boss is now at a level where if you make it into a mobile game, you will be accused of "planning maliciously delaying the player's time" as a crime.

"Currently accumulated clothes are as follows:"

"Victoria's Secret Angel catwalk full underwear set X3."

"It feels okay." Mo Lan and Brother Suozi nodded.

"Shenyi Blood X1."

"My mother?" Mo Lan was numb.

"High slit cheongsam and suspenders set."

Mo Lan: "Hey hey..."

"A single pair of high heels."

Mo Lan and Brother Suozi: "Hey hey..."

"A set of men's gold and red silk soft cassocks with a crown."

Brother Suozi: "Hey hey..."

Mo Lan: "?"

"A set of leather cases for the first generation, Eddie, Parvat, Max, Mebius, and Ultraman Zeta."

Suo Zige trembled.

"Bulky red briefs and a round turban."

Mo Lan: "Hey hey..."

Brother Suozi: "?"

"25 sets of assorted plaid shirts."

"It's over, I have to call the programmer."

"A piece of air."

"The emperor's new clothes, right?"

"A total of [-] pieces of Kasumigaoka Shiwa's full uniform and wig that COSER took off and didn't want were found from the sites of major manga exhibitions."

"As expected of a woman whose name can make hedgehogs and cats quarrel..."

"What kind of anime character is this? What kind of clothes?" Suozi, who basically only watches Japanese TV dramas and special effects, and special types of action movies that can't be said, asked.

"Old fan, when I was ten years old, I watched a combination of a student uniform and 40D pantyhose."

"You fucking even remember the Daniel number???"

"I have a set in my house that was thrown away by others. I asked about it at the time."

"Sour, girlfriend? Sister? Mom?"

"No, it belongs to my college roommate."

"?"

After reporting the names of the dishes a series of times, Mo Lan was also ready to meet the enemy, but at this moment, Brother Suozi held his shoulder and shook his head: "Don't be nervous, Brother Lan, it's already a dead cabinet .”

"Brother Suozi, what do you say?"

"Remember I told you that each layer of my [Recalling Bitterness and Taking Sweetness] can be reset once?" Brother Suozi grinned and said, "Now, it's time for us to use it up—Reminiscing about the past !"

In an instant, Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi once again entered the reminiscence screen of the If You Are the One VCR style.

This time, the picture is in front of the main hall of a palace in an ancient world. An old man dressed in civilian clothes with dragon patterns embroidered on it, and a white and beardless old man is standing on the main hall. Beside him is the emperor in a dragon robe with a pale face. , below are thousands of expressionless soldiers. Behind the old man, there is a golden light gushing into the shape of a dragon, which is extremely domineering. In front of this luxurious lineup, only Brother Suozi stands in front, and behind him, he looks a bit like a mob army The people's militia confronted it.

"This is an ancient Chinese martial arts world that I entered in the early days. The setting is that officials, generals and other dignitaries can gather the energy of the world, bombard the opponent like a stand-in, and control the world. The eunuch who looks like an old eunuch is the BOSS , is basically equal to a mixture of Wei Zhongxian, Qin Hui and Gaoqiu, who can't play football yet, and relies on calculations to hold the emperor hostage, fish and meat the people, and has power in the court. He is planning a large array to sacrifice all the people in the imperial city and the fate of the country, and become his own thousand-year lifespan. Grow your handle back."

"Then I guess he's going to die soon."

"Yes." Brother Suo Zi said, "He is going to die soon."

At the next moment, the eunuch, who was calm and breezy and looked like the ultimate villain, suddenly changed his face, unbelievably... covered his stomach, knelt on the ground, and howled.

"He is this?"

"Diarrhea." Brother Suozi said: "I used props to disguise myself as a maid in advance, sneaked into the harem, seduced the eunuch, and formed a rivalry with an eunuch who could contact the imperial chef, and used him to poison my endless points [Endless Torrent] 】Throw it into his food to cause it to take effect at the time I specified. Once the poison takes effect, it will generate a steady stream of reincarnations of grains in the enemy's body, which will spew out until it fills up a swimming pool, hence the name [Endless torrent]... Not only that, because this is the world of Zhongwu, there is only one swimming pool where the reincarnation of grains may be swallowed and purified by its internal force. The reincarnation of the five grains is transferred into its body at this moment, as an insurance!"

"Okay, Brother Suozi, you actually infringed on my patent rights?" Mo Lan was angry: "You are not allowed to play shit with me!"

"Brother Lan, this statement is wrong. You and I both know that in front of a large army, the most damaging thing to the enemy's morale is to behead the enemy general, and what is even worse than this is to let the enemy general spray it, causing the soldiers to be extremely humiliated. Yan Zaizhan, playing with shit is just a means, the goal is everything."

"Result-oriented play shit is crooked, only pay attention to..."

"All right, all right, the point is not here, you just look at it!"

Mo Lan turned her head and saw on the screen that the eunuch's stomach was swelling rapidly. It was obvious that the reincarnation was constantly improving, but it couldn't get out even a little bit!

"This is again?"

"Do you still remember that there is a character named [Castle] in Rainbow Six? The ability is to prevent the reinforced dragon scale plate from sealing windows and doors. Such a strong line of defense, after I learned how to release them remotely, was mainly used as personal protection Armor, and the one that seals the enemy..."

"Okay, Brother Suozi, you don't need to talk about it." Mo Lan raised her hand: "I have already played the door sealing technique, Brother Suozi, I still underestimated you before. It seems that we They really have a lot in common, which made us one of the top ten animals."

"Brother Lan, I'm overwhelmed."

In the picture, the fish and meat people, the eunuch who caused the life to die, only lasted for more than ten seconds, and then swelled to the limit under the desperate and terrified eyes of his soldiers, burst open, and turned into a dark yellow torrent, like a tsunami Pounced on those soldiers who helped the evil...

Time lock, the well-deserved first animal in the whole server.

The moment the memories were finished, a dragon scale plate was firmly attached to the wardrobe in front of the two of them, covering the gap in the door. Hundreds of sets of clothes drilled out of different dimensions, and the clothes that could not return continued to expand inside, supporting However, the door of the cabinet could not be opened no matter what. When these soldiers were released, they could only become more and more swollen and bigger, making an overwhelmed wooden roar.

Players can't cause damage to the wardrobe... Didn't say that the clothes themselves can't.

Finally, at the moment when the wardrobe almost became a circle, Mo Lan and Brother Suozi turned their heads at the same time, turned their backs to the huge wardrobe, and walked towards the entrance of the next floor. Brother Suozi took out two pictures from his backpack. The plot needs the sunglasses that exist, and the two of them put on the sunglasses at the same time, and the back is bursting open, flying clothes all over the sky, and the wreckage of the fallen wardrobe, stepping forward like the cover of the Men in Black series of movies, walking towards the next level .

"You defeated [Slightly Crazy Wardrobe King], and each of you will get 2000 Endless Points and a reward of X1 normal Gacha Coupon."

"As an additional reward for successfully challenging the hidden enemy, you have obtained a temporary skill that can be used together. Please pick up the drop from the wreckage of [Slightly Crazy Wardrobe King]."

"Ah this..."

"Go back, go back..."

The two real men who never watched explosions had just taken two steps. When they heard the prompt, they stopped immediately, put their heels on the ground, turned around in a 180-degree fashion, strode out, and ran back to pick up the reward as if nothing had happened.

Burned fingers, stretched today

My family members are numb. I was planning to open the code after dinner, but when I was making coffee, my fingers were burned by the water vapor in the water heater lid. Now I am typing with Missing Finger Zen. Apply ice packs and then apply scald ointment. The pain should be gone tomorrow, but today I can’t do it anymore. In our Sichuan dialect, it’s a scar that hurts. Although I can type, it hurts and my brain is really not clear. After writing it out, it might be a bit of a fight with Mo Lan before. For the sake of being a long goose these days, everyone, please spare my life. Even if it still hurts tomorrow, I will give everyone a little lock. Crab Sweet Double Show 0 literature is out, see you tomorrow.

The first thousand and 120 nine chapters compare hearts? (3K)

In fact, even if the two brothers were not pulled back by the temporary skill reward, this time the pretending to be aggressive would definitely not last until they entered the next floor, because Mo Lan... was finally lucky.

At the same time as the prompt for picking up temporary skills sounded, Mo Lan also received a mechanism notification from [Profession Template: Blue Mage] at the same time. At the moment of defeating the crazy wardrobe king with a long name, Mo Lan's mechanism passive ability has been triggered. , learned a brand new blue magic from these closets, and entered it into the blue magic book.

While walking back, Mo Lan also opened the blue magic book at the same time, and took a look at her new magic: [Clothes Explode]

Type: [Blue Magic Skill]

Quality: no quality

Effect: No need to chant, instant blue magic that consumes a moderate amount of mana. After selecting a direction to trigger, the front of the user's torso will open like a wardrobe door, and 6-14 sets of activated clothing will be sprayed out from it , These clothes will randomly change into one of [Melee Type] and [Long-range Type] when they land, act as if someone is wearing them, and automatically attack all surrounding enemies.Cooling time 5 minutes.

The melee-type activated clothing has two energy short swords, and the long-range activated clothing has an energy shortbow and infinitely generated light arrows. The attributes of the activated clothing can be controlled by [casting specialization]/[summoning specialization]/[ Tailoring Specialization] and other specialization enhancements, you can also eat the increase used to strengthen the magical effect attribute, and the activated clothing lasts for up to 45 seconds.

At the same time, if the user's item bar (invalid in the equipment bar) has endless point items that can be judged as [clothing]/[armor] and other clothing items, then [clothing explosion] will project up to 14 of them Come out (each piece can only be projected once), and enter the battle instead of regular clothes. In this case, the projected activated clothes will get extra attribute bonuses according to the quality of the body, and get unique ability.

This is the famous stunt of the crazy closet family. The more clothes you launch, the stronger your combat power will be. Retain that reassuring poise.Either live with a fragile body in the midst of thousands of armies and live in fear. This choice may also contain some philosophy that belongs to the wardrobe.

Remarks: I think if there is any philosophy ♂, it can only be a sentence [be cautious when coming out of the closet].

Teacher Bei, you are in a bad mood.

One can tell at a glance that this skill is very suitable for Mo Lan. It is essentially a summoning skill that summons an indefinite number of miscellaneous soldiers. Therefore, it can eat Mo Lan's [Summon Specialization] and various [LOL Equipment] at the same time. Ability power bonus, highly adaptable, whether it is used to increase the gold content of the legion, fight against sea tactics, or use it to fill the output in various situations and force the enemy to disperse firepower, it is a good choice.

And the [projection that can project clothing and armor in the equipment bar], which looks very bright, is a skill that looks beautiful, but it needs to be carefully considered in practical application. After all, it is specially for a skill, and it is in the backpack Hoarding more than a dozen quality items with endless points, currently seems to be an act that does not match the pay and benefits. It depends on the actual application and the effect. After determining the cost-effectiveness, consider whether to buy some when you have spare money. armor clothing.

Coincidentally, there is no upper limit for the stay time on each floor of the random high tower. The two of them can completely experiment with various abilities here, and then continue to climb down to the next floor after returning to full status. Mo Lan asked Brother Suozi to take a look The skill dropped by the wardrobe king, I put the [Skull Crown] and [Bone Breastplate] into my backpack, aimed at one direction and opened my arms, and activated [Clothes Burst]...

In an instant, based on the midline of Mo Lan's entire torso, the clothes on both sides and the body underneath were separated at the same time, presenting an endless torrent of dark blue points inside. Eight sets of clothes were taken from Mo Lan. He shot out of his body, fell to the ground, and stood up at the next moment like the previous activated clothes. Seven of them looked like very ordinary daily clothes, with lightsabers and short bows extending from his body, which belonged to ordinary soldiers in the skill description , and the last set is the two pieces of equipment that Mo Lan put in his backpack before.

This upper-body human figure composed of a skull crown and bone breastplate floated up quickly after landing, and a scarlet energy staff appeared beside him, waving the tip of the staff like a lich, flying from the ground Pulled up more than a dozen skeleton soldiers holding swords and shields. It seemed that they had become a summoner. Mo Lan tried it with the Ethereal Blade, and the summoned skeleton soldiers seemed to still be able to inherit Mo Lan's magic power And specialization, it is quite resistant to fighting, and the Nether Blade needs two or three swords to solve it. Considering the output of this weapon, this indicator is already very good.

From this point of view, it is still very valuable to find a few spare pieces of equipment for [Clothes Explosion]. It just so happens that I also have the idea of ​​hoarding some [Bullets] for [Material Dissociation Summoning Gun]. I will go to the bikini beach before the battle. , you can add this item to the shopping list.

At the same time that Mo Lan was experimenting with the [Clothes Explosion] skill, Brother Suozi had already activated the skill he picked up from the wardrobe king's corpse, walked back calmly, and sent the skill effect to Mo Lan.

Mo Lan looked around and nodded calmly: "Yes, let's try it now."

The skill left by the Wardrobe King to Mo Lan Suozi brothers is a [cooperative skill], which must be triggered by Mo Lan and Shi Shisuo together. As for how to trigger it...

The two randomly found a wall as a target, and stood in front of it. Then, Mo Lan stood on the left and stretched out his right hand, while Brother Suozi stood on the right and stretched out his left hand. Their respective hands are brought together between the two of them...

Cooperation is better than love.

At this moment, the heart-shaped outline in the hands of the two people burst into a ball of blazing fire, and immediately burned up, turning into a fireball in the shape of a love heart, flying out of the hands of the two people, towards the like [big character explosion] ]’s version of the heart was average, and it hit the wall. With a bang, the heart exploded, leaving a heart-shaped scorched mark several meters in diameter on the wall.

Afterwards, Mo Lan and Brother Suo Zi calmly withdrew their hands, looked at each other, and nodded: "Not bad?"

"The needle doesn't poke."

The name of this cooperative skill...is [Two Heroes Mahamudra]...

This is a set of cooperative release skills that includes three functions. It must be triggered by two people working together and posing the corresponding pattern with both hands. The effect of concentricity is [Little Fireball of Friendship]. You have already seen the effect. , is a very simple fire attribute output skill, very healthy, and it can also reflect the brotherhood between good friends, which is very healthy.

And the remaining two gestures, one is that two people compare their middle fingers together, and let the two middle fingers cross to form an [X] shape, which can trigger the second effect [standard humiliation], which can emit a beam of anti-defense light, reducing the The defense of the enemy's part of the attack.