How Did It Become a River Crab?

Filomina harvested vegetables all the way, like a child holding a toy box, holding a clay pot of money and other belongings, and a little joy of harvest appeared on her always serious face.

Finally, Mo Lan took her to an unremarkable single dwelling in the village, looking for the last magic item he wanted to get in this rock wheat village.

"Let me see...Fina, go to the bed next to you and take out that water bag and cut it open."

"Yes, my lord."

Filomina naturally accepted the nickname [Fina], picked up the water bag made of double-layered air-dried fur from the head of the bed, and cut it open with the enchanted dagger that was handed down in her family, revealing the inner interlayer. Inside, Philomena found a small key.

Then, according to Mo Lan's next instruction, she turned over the small round table in the room, sawed off the table legs, poured out a small rectangular wooden box from it, opened it with a key, and found several gold coins inside.

The house owner seemed to have so much stolen goods, but Mo Lan, who had a strategy guide, asked her to poke open the bottom of the wooden box, revealing another mezzanine inside, and found half a key inside.

Then, Philomena found another box from the wall of the next-door dwelling (yes, next door.), broke it violently, and then took out the other half of the key inside, put the two together, Going back to the fireplace of the original house, I reached out to the inner rock wall of the fireplace, uncovered a piece of pasted stone, stuffed the end of the key into the hole that seemed to be a natural crack, and poked it back and forth three times, a small The box fell down, onto the mat that Philomena had prepared.

After instructing her to do this, Mo Lan also let out a long sigh, and said numbly in her heart: "The first brother who discovered this thing is really awesome."

[Game Players] is such an existence, they can always win every game with the game creator, no matter how hidden or difficult to discover the puzzle, as long as the time is long enough and there are enough players, it will definitely be solved one day Well, this hiding method in front of him is nothing more than a piece of cake compared to those more difficult and terrifying puzzles.

Even though this group is chaotic, their perseverance, insight and imagination... are always awe-inspiring.

Philomena carefully picked up the box from the mat, and found that it was a music box, which is the kind of delicate toy that can automatically play music and display certain mechanism scenes as long as it is wound up. This era is considered a luxury, but in modern times... it has to be called a crystal ball [Straight men can’t think of what gift to give, so they search on Taobao and find these two, then buy them and place an order and send them to the girls’ dormitory in piles ] There are two heroes, if you add a planet lollipop, you can also make three brothers.

"My lord, is this?"

"As you can see, a music box will move when it is wound up." Mo Lan said, "It's just...it's not just itself that moves."

According to the instructions, Philomena wound up the music box, and it immediately played a simple and melodious country tune. At the same time, with Philomena as the center, everyone around it could clearly hear the music box. In the music area, the brooms, agricultural tools, tables and chairs, beds, cabinets... all kinds of daily necessities and furniture that were originally placed on the ground came alive at this moment, as if they were alive in Philome. Na danced around, rocking back and forth.

"This object is called [Helper Music Box], and it seems to be a strange object made by a priest of the god of living. As long as it is still making sounds, the household items around the holder will immediately become active, and when encountering the holder's Take the initiative to attack the enemy to protect the owner's personal safety." Mo Lan said: "It's powerful...it's more than enough to kill some ordinary bandits and weak monsters."

Judging from the content of the diary of the owner of the house hidden under the floor that Mo Lan did not let Fina find, after he stole this thing and found out that it was a magic item, he immediately tried his best to hide it. Looking for a suitable opportunity to sell the stolen goods, but he couldn't wait for the opportunity, and he was getting thinner and thinner in fear, exhausted physically and mentally. A few days before the evaporation incident, he finally made up his mind to turn it in as the loot for the next looting of the village. Get out, save yourself from this painful torture, and everyone knows what happened afterwards.

So far, the three magic items that the Moslilan sect could find in Yanmai Village have been searched.

...It's also time to use these things to get a more powerful treasure nearby.

The first thousand and 110 chapters of the three middle roads collapsed (4.5k)

After finding the three magic items, Mo Lan was not in a hurry to take the next step, but gave Philomena enough time to take someone to count the rest of the available materials in the entire village, classify them, and after counting Centrally store them in a relatively safe warehouse, and then report to Mo Lan about the current resource status of the sect.

As the heir to the mayor who has received serious management training, Philomena naturally did not disappoint Mo Lan. After more than an hour in the world, Philomena led the disciples to take the rock wheat After sorting out and counting most of the supplies in the village, they reported the current situation to Mo Lan.

Except for the three magic items and enough funds to support the operation of the sect for a period of time, more than half of the houses in Yanmai Village are still livable, and nearly half of the furniture is still usable, which can accommodate hundreds of people without crowding.

As I have said before, Yanmai Village is a gathering place for bandits. In such a place, there must be a resource that is relatively rare in other villages: weapons and equipment.

In the dwellings and warehouses, the girls searched and found dozens of usable weapons, more than half of which were simple spears, and one or two rough short swords made of animal skin and wood. At the same time, there are five or six arm-tension crossbows that can still be wound and fired normally, and more than a hundred supporting crossbows.

These weapons are enough to arm a regular militia patrol team. Most of them are spears and crossbows that are very suitable for novices to learn to use. They are very suitable for Mo Lan. It can be used barely with simple training, depending on the distance and easy operation difficulty, even most of the congregants who have not kept up with their physical strength can easily use it.

As for the latter...[Crossbow] This thing can basically be regarded as a youthful version of a firearm. It is easy to use and powerful enough. A child who holds a well-stringed crossbow and blindly shoots it may make his whole body armored. The knight canned master turned his car with hatred. In the Middle Ages in the real world, crossbows were weapons that were prohibited from being held and used by civilians in Eastern and Western countries for a long time. Even in contemporary society, composite crossbows are still used as a special weapon. Served in the army.

As mentioned above, this batch of hand crossbows is the same as what Philomena purchased before. They are all [arm crossbows], that is, the crossbows that can be pulled with one hand in many game animations, even if the physical strength is slightly weaker. , put the crossbow in front of the chest, and you can barely wind the string with both hands. Naturally, it is also a very suitable equipment for girls to get started.

In addition to weapons and equipment, some people found a lot of [Rock Fruit] and [Rock Seed] in the farmland area...

These two things... are a specialty of the southwestern frontier.

The entire southwestern border area of ​​Lan Enlu is an area with extremely rich and active earth elements. Whether it is the raised boulders that cover the entire Yanmai Village, or the piles of rocks that can be seen everywhere along the way, and the large number of mountain caves, It is a concrete manifestation of this feature, and because of this, the agriculture here is different from other places. In addition to the conventional crops such as wheat, there is also a main crop called [rock fruit].

This rock fruit is very interesting. It grows from a brown spar called [Rock Species]. This brown spar is the precipitation of earth elements and will grow in the mountains in the southwest border. Rock fruit farmers dug it out Afterwards, these rock species will be placed in pits made of rocks and left idle, and a layer of silt rich in earth elements in the southwestern border area will be covered on it every once in a while, and a layer similar to a carapace will slowly "precipitate" on the surface of the crystal. The same brittle layer becomes [Rock Fruit]...

After that, rock fruit growers will use tools to pry open these shells, leaving a little shrunken rock species. These pried [rock fruit shells] are edible parts. Before eating, they must be exposed to the sun to make them further It becomes brittle and soft, and then it can be eaten directly. The taste is very similar to almonds or almonds with salt. If it is processed, it can also show the taste of macadamia nuts, which is very good.

The remaining rock species will be put back into the rock field for the next precipitation until the rock species are small enough to be completely exhausted in the last precipitation, leaving only the spherical fruit. Known as [End Fruit], it tastes like butter, and it can also be used to make rock fruit oil. The price is much higher than ordinary rock fruit shells.

With these rock species, and ready-made rock fields, devotees can be self-sufficient for quite some time.

After counting these things, Mo Lan could clearly feel that the morale of the other believers beside the sacrificial formation had risen a lot.

This morning, they were still a group of dying patients and wounded, and their previous lives were mostly gloomy and hopeless, but now, they already have a healthy body, a settlement where they can sleep peacefully, enough supplies, and delicious food. Milk and rock husks, and the hope brought by faith... There is no doubt that their loyalty to the Moslilan sect has been completely stabilized. If Mo Lan can still lead them to have a better life Life, it won't take long before he will have the first batch of loyal fanatics.

And this, of course, is what Mo Lan is going to do. Now that the resources are ready and all the necessary items are in place, Mo Lan will also start looking for the next treasure for the church that can enhance the strength of the church and protect the safety of the believers.

As long as this item is obtained, the upper limit of the church's combat power will suddenly rise to a higher level. Even if there are some unexpected accidents that Mo Lan can't predict, this item will also have a chance to help the Mosleyland sect out of danger.

"Fina, now, I will issue an order to you." Mo Lan used the little old melon and Shampoo King's head towel to relieve the fatigue of the believers, and said to Philomena: "After a short rest, I You need to bring more than five people in the sect who are strong enough to carry items, bring weapons and as many daily necessities or furniture as possible, and then set off from Yanmai Village to the direction I specified in the south. The distance is at most one hour. Hours, so don’t bring overnight items, and if you can, bring as much furniture as you can, just in case.”

This order sounds very strange at first, but considering the music box that can control household items, Philomena immediately understood it. She immediately clapped her hands, named seven names from the crowd, and walked out All of them reached the age of 29. After drinking the milk from the milk ring, believers who reached the physical fitness standard went to the surrounding residential houses that were no longer liveable, and began to search for furniture and daily necessities that might be used inside, and carried them row by row. come out.

Mo Lan glanced at it, and most of the items brought out were chairs, brooms, iron pots and the like, and the heaviest thing was a small stone table and matching stone benches. There are many two-wheeled trailers in the village, use them If you get up, it is not difficult to move to a destination that is not far away with one or two trips.

Just when Mo Lan was nodding in satisfaction, a tall girl with silvery white side braids, freckles on her face, and a broad mind blankly brought out something that surprised Mo Lan, and stood in front of Mo Lan. , asked stupidly: "Master Mosleyland, I found one of these, do you need it?"

"Aisha, don't overstep!" Seeing God's strange expression, Philomena's heart tightened immediately, fearing that he would be displeased, she immediately turned her head and scolded: "To speak to Lord Mosleyland, you must..."

"...It's okay, Fina." Mo Lan twitched the corners of her mouth, waved her hand and said, "It's just sister Aisha...you brought this thing up...I don't know how to tell you."

Now that Mo Lan has said that, everyone must know that the stuff that this girl Aisha, who has a dangerous hairstyle and freckles, must be extraordinary.

The fact is exactly the same. The thing she brought out...is a doll made of linen. The outline of the doll is stitched out of linen, stuffed with cotton wool and hay to support it. There are probably two hemispherical dolls on the chest. The round bag looks like two steamed buns when it is propped up. The eyes and nose are probably drawn with charcoal on the head, and the mouth is dyed with a stickman version of flaming red lips with red fuel. The overall expression is probably like this :-_

On the top of the head of the [-_-] flaming red lips puppet, there is also a decoration made of cloth strips dyed yellow, which seems to want to reproduce the hairstyle effect, but it is no different from the yellow kelp on top of the decoration, and Mo Lan follows along Looking down, I also saw a long and narrow dotted line under the torso of the puppet, which seemed to be an auxiliary preparation line...

Yes, if there are well-informed readers (of course, I know that you don't want to know more about this...), or experienced readers (and don't want to have this experience), you must have guessed from this description that this is a something.

...This TM is a medieval beggar's version, a handmade version that cannot be inflated, extremely low-quality and low-quality ... that doll, and it's not TM finished yet!

Seeing this thing, Mo Lan's eyes met the [-_-] flaming red lips stickman's face, resisting the urge to close his eyes like an old man looking at his phone, his heart was already numb.

Was he desensitized by seeing the inventions and creations of the working people in the Middle Ages?

No, the reason why he is completely numb is because...

...He knows the origin of this thing.

This thing occupies a full 2 ​​minutes of space in the Japanese plot analysis video.

Seeing this, friends may have doubts: [Oh, how can there be a video introduction for such a diao? 】

Yes, precisely because this is a diao thing, it really has a video introduction...

If you look at history and look back at the past, you will find a very cruel but true rule: In this world, there are two things that are most likely to form [memes], or [stalks], and that is [funny] and [Engage in a slight, light-toned yellow]...

For the former, for example from the present in 2022, Huaqiang buys melons, chicken soup is coming, and the cute Yangbalu. From the past, there are Jin Kela and Runaway Comics, while the latter now has Phut hon big pendulum, Egyptian cat dance, and in the past there were Du Niang 360 Niang, all kinds of Niang, women's clothing group leader, come, be happy, etc.

Then let me ask everyone, in summary, what is easy to leave an impression on people?

...that's funny and just a little bit of a slight, innocuous color.

From Tang Maru, the chief gold appraiser in the early years of Geng Culture, Philosopher Billy King, Banana Jun (the color may not be right, but it doesn’t hurt), to the current various secondary creations and meme vocabulary, and even the high frequency in your recent posts Vocabulary is like this, and obviously, the medieval beggar's doll in front of me just meets this requirement.

According to the research of the video author, he found this rag doll and a blueprint in the ruins of Yanmai Village, which recorded the great creation of the 50-year-old single man (in the Middle Ages, this was an advanced age), As long as he cuts the dotted line according to the plan, and does some processing that I don't want to go into details, he will become the great inventor of this world ["Pan Shen Chronicle"-125] and the leader of the progress of the times. A man who gave rag dolls a new... er, [interpretation].

But as you can see, due to the evaporation incident, the great inventor died halfway through his invention, leaving an eternal regret in an unknown corner.

Therefore, the blonde [-_-] girl with mop strips for her hair is a very ordinary puppet, quite healthy except for her appearance.

After fooling little sister Aisha with a few professional words, Mo Lan was silent for a moment, and said to Philomena: "You wind up the clock and see if this thing can move."

Strictly speaking, although it has not been completed, but -_-...how can I say it...is it [daily necessities]?

The facts did not disappoint Mo Lan. Amidst the melodious music, several pieces of furniture around them shook, and the [-_-] who was lying on the ground in the middle suddenly stood up, and it turned out that 26 pairs of eyes were shocked. Under the watchful eyes of the dancers, there was a dance with rich body movements, which mainly featured flying hands, moving feet and turning body, and cross-circulation.

This dance was so familiar that the first time Mo Lan saw it... the music in his head was replaced by the following song: ?Two tigers love to dance?

?The little rabbit obediently pulls the radish?

?I follow the little duck to learn to walk?

?Childhood is the most beautiful gift~~~?

Yes, that dance is exactly the same. For those who haven’t seen it, you can search for two tigers on Station B and watch the videos with the most views.

Looking at this familiar, childhood memory of the dance (for Mo Lan, this was his first year of junior high school), Mo Lan was speechless.

From Philomena's point of view, at the moment of seeing this dance, Goddess Moslilan's expression became much more dignified, and there were thousands of emotions flowing in his eyes, as if he was reminiscing about the years and why they passed away sad about things.

This is the first time he has shown such an expression...

This dance belonged to someone important to him?

Or has it ever left an imprint of time in His eyes?

Looking at God's sad (actually constipated) face, Philomena didn't speak, but made a decision in her heart. She turned her head and stared at the dance steps, as if she wanted to record each step separately. .

A clockwork was finally finished, and after a time longer than the era, Mo Lan finally showed a relieved expression, and then he heard Philomena tentatively asking softly: "My lord... please allow me to be humble. Curiosity, may I ask... are we going to set out with this... [thing]?"

"Then there's no need to ask..." Mo Lan closed her eyes numbly, waved her hands in pain and said, "...Of course I have to take it with me. I've loaded everything into the car and are ready to go!"

Do you understand?He is that Mo Lan.

The first thousand and 110 chapter four stem armor cave (3k)

After sorting out the things that can be used, Philomena, under the guidance of Mo Lan, took a few believers who passed the test with physical fitness and relatively qualified psychological quality, and pushed a vehicle full of discarded furniture. A trail left Yanmai Village, made two turns, and headed towards the wasteland area in the south.

Not far from the south of Yanmai Village, there is an unnamed gravel wasteland. Except for the stone cones and stones that spring up everywhere due to the active earth element, there is almost nothing else. The water source is also difficult to cultivate, even if there are rock fruits to grow, it is difficult to survive. Therefore, this wasteland has been seldom visited by people. Even Philomena, who has read the map, has almost never cast her sight here. .

But this is a fantasy game world after all. In this kind of world, the more corners there are, the more likely there are unexpected surprises.

After more than 50 minutes of departure, the group arrived on foot at a roughly circular rock formation designated by Mo Lan. Unless you observe carefully from the air, it is difficult to see how this area is different from other parts of the wasteland. Even Mo Lan relied on the strategy of "seeing a stone like a baguette sandwiched between two spheres, go to the ball with lumps" such a detailed strategy and a little spirituality to make the girls successful. cited here.

"It's here." Mo Lan confirmed it on the guide, and then said: "Fina, do you want me to repeat the process that I told you before?"

"Don't worry about it," replied Philomena, "I've got it all in my mind."

"In this case, then follow the plan I said before."

"Follow your will."

Philomena lifted the corner of the cloak instead of raising the skirt, and then she immediately clapped her hands and said to the girls beside her: "Let's start looking, pay attention, and don't miss any suspicious locations. !"

Hearing this, the believers immediately took out brooms from the nearby stone pile, consciously dispersed, and began to sweep the wasteland...

Of course, this is not done to clean the wild environment. The girls use brooms to peel off the dust on the ground, and their eyes linger in every corner of the sweep, looking for the things Mo Lan specified, and the rustling sound of the broom across the ground It sounded, and everyone didn't say anything unnecessary or do anything unnecessary. Although it is not well-trained, it also shows that Philomena has already done some basic training for these girls during the period of recruiting believers. .

For Mo Lan, having such a pope is indeed a very worry-free thing.

About two or three minutes later, a believer with honey-colored skin and black curly hair let out a low cry, raised his head and shouted to Philomena, "My lord, I found it!"

Hearing the words, everyone immediately gathered in the direction she said, looked down, and found that on the ground under her feet, a layer of gravel and dust that had covered the ground had been swept away, revealing a huge, similar to The embossed pattern on the head of the beetle, everyone immediately cooperated to clean up the surrounding area, revealing the whole picture of the object below it.

This is a stone door laid flat and directly embedded in the ground. On the stone door is carved a relief of a huge, beetle-like creature. The style is a bit like the Mayan glyphs. There are two prisms below the stone door. It seems that two suitable keystones can be placed in the groove. It is foreseeable that as long as the correct keystone is placed on it, the door will open to both sides, allowing visitors to enter the space below it.

...Obviously, this is a [Dungeon], or a [Dungeon]...