How Did It Become a River Crab?

After having a cordial and friendly exchange with the uncle, Mo Lan, who didn't buy anything, looked all the way, and saw many items that made him feel at a loss and his soul trembled in various stalls.

A half-used tube of toothpaste, green quality, works as a universal binder and cleaner, and can even be used to remove curses.

A rusted commemorative coin, blue quality, is an extremely rare precious metal, which can be used to strengthen cold weapons, make bullets, and even be directly used to inlay certain things.

The wind of the hair dryer is so strong that it can directly blow Mo Lan into the sky. According to the description, it can be used as a replacement engine for jet fighters. A pack of new socks has the characteristics of a magic weapon of space. It can store several square meters of supplies inside. They are sold on the street stalls After reading the martial arts novels, you can really learn a certain kind of martial arts at random. The maintenance oil used to maintain the bearing of the door lock can make the smeared weapons have the ability to differentiate against supernatural attacks and sword lights...

At this time, readers should ask: what about the orange outfit?Are you unable to make it up?Although I know that you, the author of B, will definitely not pretend to be an orange here, but since you wrote it, you can make one for me, otherwise I won't subscribe.

Now that everyone has asked this question, I will take a dip in the water as a matter of course. It’s not that Mo Lan doesn’t care about these orange outfits, but that they are relatively ordinary. They can be inserted into the water to turn the surrounding water into Thousands of water swords for players to order [Shenquan Sword], a national brand truck that can turn into Guan Yu King Kong, and comes with a special ability that can knock the traverser back to his home. It has no special features, except that Mo Lan bought it. Sorry, nothing to care about.

If there is something unique about the orange outfit that can make people witness this terrifying and weird daily world of youth, and their hearts are numb, they can still shine brightly... There are, but they are not sold on the street stalls. They are not for sale. , Remember that when Mo Lan first landed, she looked around and found that this is a park, surrounded by fitness equipment for the elderly and children's slides?

That's right, that interesting orange outfit is this children's slide...

In the description, this [Tiantuo Shentong Ladder Fort] can be pulled up by a highly accomplished immortal cultivator, enlarged and used as a fortress, and it can also be used to suppress the enemy, sending the enemy up the slide and then sliding down, so that it can be used during the slide. Being stripped from the avenue, the heart and soul are torn apart, and the people who come upstream and climb the slide can get the power of leaping over the dragon gate and get various enhancements, which is very terrifying.

But this is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that Mo Lan asked an enthusiastic stall owner next to him, and learned that this slide was directly ridden by an installation worker, flew into the community, and read aloud. Zoomed out after the formula...

And since he saw so many interesting things, as a former animal, Mo Lan's heart naturally became restless, and he began to look for ways to take advantage of the loopholes.

Mo Lan thought beautifully: Since there are so many things here, I can try bartering, looking for poor demand, exchanging low prices for high prices, and exchanging several purple and orange outfits for him along the way, but after 10 minutes , but it got a bad nose.

During these 10 minutes, Mo Lan discovered that these stall owners knew exactly what Mo Lan, the [traveler], was here for. They had a unique pricing standard for themselves. Two screws with exactly the same price, one was Green, one is blue, there is no difference in the eyes of the stall owner, but even if he quotes different prices to Mo Lan, he can't ask why, and Mo Lan wants to exchange things, but he also asks for a different price. No channel, because in the eyes of these gods, I came out to set up a stall to make money, not to exchange things. Everyone has no demand for the things sold on other stalls, and this trick is not easy to use.

Mo Lan then wanted to see if he could exchange his own things, but he still couldn't succeed. Not to mention that Mo Lan didn't have many things that he could exchange. Lan's introduction was just a sentence of "no acceptance". After a long time of tossing, an aunt from the neighborhood committee of the community finally came and explained the situation here to Mo Lan.It turns out that there are rules on the stalls in these markets, and the interaction with the traversers is limited. As for the reason, the seemingly kind and life-like aunt told Mo Lan a lot of [World Barriers], [Repulsion] ], [Principle of Endless Space Exchange] and other things, Mo Lan people are numb.

But here, Mo Lan is still ruthless, okay, since I am not allowed to exchange things, my life is not easy, crabs and crabs are selling farts... Is it the headquarter of the busking?Everyone likes to watch the excitement, and I will show off my skills and special effects. Everyone thinks it’s good to give some local currency, and I will use your own money to buy your things. Can you always bypass it?

However, before Mo Lan could perform, he had just put on a stance when he passed an old man walking a bird in a cage. He was wearing a white vest, shorts and flip-flops. Yunxie God was not much different. He was carrying the strange bird that looked strange. Seeing that the young man Mo Lan seemed to be about to show off his talents, he kindly stepped forward and patted Mo Lan on the shoulder, motioning him to look down. Take a look at your birdcage.

Mo Lan looked down, and saw that the uncle opened the birdcage, and the "strange bird" inside flew out, zoomed in rapidly in the air, and turned into a gigantic beast. It was the ancient dragon in the "Monster Hunter" series [Lan] dragon】……

The Lanlong called the wind and rain in the air for a while, then shrunk down again under Mo Lan's numb gaze, obediently retracted into the cage, and continued to chirp.

At the same time, a middle-aged woman who was also shopping at the stall became interested when she saw this. When she stepped on the ground, a clay castle rose from the ground, with countless inverted triangle figures, and her crotch was bulging like a bag. The clay figurines of cats stood up one after another, wielding knives and guns around the castle, very majestic, and the stall owners and customers around were all surprised, as if they saw a child dribbling in place, glanced at them and turned their heads to continue Do your own thing.

Afterwards, the old man hurried away when he heard that eggs were on sale at the supermarket outside the door, and the middle-aged woman also ran away because she was afraid of being late and being detained for full attendance because she had to catch the subway to work. Mo Lan watched the two of them leave, sighing deeply Take a breath.

Whispering.

At this moment, Mo Lan understood completely. Teacher Bei was right. This place is simply an unreasonable chaotic world. Peerless soldiers can appear on the street stalls in the community, and a folding stool may be on the same level as nuclear weapons. There are also extremely weird and terrifying differences between identical items.The stall owner asked Mo Lan not to point at him with the tip of the white quality knife on the stall, but he was able to play with miniature nuclear bombs in his hand, talking and laughing happily, and each of the civilians held terrifying artifacts in their hands, but it did not affect their normal market life at all. Life, everything seems extremely absurd and bizarre, but it happened to be staged in front of Mo Lan's eyes one by one, just like a pile of settings randomly generated by the immature AI with no logic at all.

Just in response to that sentence, this is an unreasonable world full of bugs. Rather than saying [youthful daily life], it is better to say [nonsensical and funny]. At least if this is a funny world, all of this will not be so scary up.

Forget it, if the loophole is really so easy to exploit, Teacher Bei should have at least hinted at himself, and now he can only hope that the bus card he hangs on his chest can really bring him some extra benefits.

Mo Lan, who had poor purchasing power, wandered around the stalls for a long time, and finally came to a stall in the middle of the market. It wasn't that the things on the stall were so weird. In fact, he didn't look at the things on the stall at all. On an orange glowing creature next to the stall owner.

It is a [Leaf Fairy], which is the evolution form of Ibrahimovic's grass system. The system describes that it is a [Ye Ibrahimovic Sky Emperor], referred to as Ye Tiandi, who is naturally bred in this world. Old book fan Mo Lan looked at the orange-quality macho Pokémon, then at the plain-looking middle-aged stall owner, and asked tremblingly, "How much is this?"

If you can’t afford it, it’s always illegal to ask.

However, the stall owner grabbed this Ye Yibo, hugged it in his arms, and said vigilantly: "Sell a hammer, I picked it up on the side of the road yesterday, it's handsome, obedient and crooked, I'll raise it to help me Caretaker."

Mo Lan: "Okay, sorry to bother you."

At this moment, Mo Lan was no longer ready to ask [Didn't you find that your dog looks different from ordinary dogs? 】This kind of stupid question, in this world where the old man walking Lanlong is going to grab discounted eggs, asking this kind of question is tantamount to humiliating himself, Mo Lan looked down and found that this old man is selling toys, They were selling interesting and creative toys that Mo Lan had seen in the mall before.

Here, Mo Lan also saw a few items of purple quality, one is a toy called [Excavating Terracotta Warriors and Horses]. Tools like a shovel, a small brush, etc. You need to use these tools to dig out the cube bit by bit, and there will be a terracotta warrior toy inside. It is a classic gadget that entertains and educates. with one.

And the version in front of Mo Lan will be extremely enlarged after entering the personal lobby. After digging through it hard, soldiers, chariots, ancient swords, siege crossbows and other ancient weapons will randomly appear in it, which is a bit like a card draw. Of course, no matter which kind of quality is not bad, otherwise it is not purple.

Another gadget is called [Ant Kingdom], which Mo Lan has only seen but never played. It is said that there is a large amount of excavable gel in it. Send the prepared ants in and feed them regularly, and you can see them build up. A complete ant ecosystem, Mo Lan wanted to play with it when she was a child, but I heard that most people couldn’t feed them, and the ones who fed them might stop feeding them when they got bored or just throw them away, killing a nest Afterwards, Mo Lan felt that there was no need. If she wanted to watch the ants come down to the park, she could just squat down and watch them.

This version on the stall can raise an army capable of producing soldiers and ants for combat. In fact, it is more suitable for Mo Lan, but it will consume a lot of resources, and it will not be able to afford three coins. There is a chance for the return of the king.

In the end, Mo Lan fell in love with a combination toy + manual set that was not bad for the price and was suitable for strengthening his current strongest blow [Chidori]. These two things together cost a little more than one coin, but It was far from costing two tokens, so Mo Lan negotiated the price with the stall owner. After arguing, the stall owner licked his Ye Tiandi and said impatiently: "Oh, that's fine. How about this, I haven't had breakfast yet, and I can't leave by myself, so you go to the gate of the community and buy me a steamed stuffed bun, help me top up my breakfast, and sell it to you cheaply, okay?"

...How come the old man in front speaks a Tianjin accent, but it has become my native dialect when it comes to you?

"You can't do it, old man." Mo Lan said sadly, "I won't get any money if I cover my head."

"The few of you who have passed through are farts, so what to do, why do you have to show something? What are you... using zei, you can't become sloppy when you eat?"

"My son, I really can't... Hey, just wait."

Halfway through Mo Lan's speech, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred to him, and he immediately thought of something. He took out the Ethereal Blade from his bag, tapped it lightly, and conjured a box of hamburgers in his hand, and asked, "Is this really worth it?" Row?"

That's right, the skill Mo Lan used is the blue magic [One Bite] that he learned before. The food transformed by this thing can restore part of his health after eating. This is indeed the only thing in Mo Lan's bag that can take The food came out.

"Oh, the hamburgers are all out! It's still wide!"

The owner excitedly took the hamburger from Mo Lan's hand, just opened it, and was about to take a bite, when the hamburger directly melted into his body, allowing him to take a bite.

"..." The shopkeeper used a kind of [You make me a treasure, right? ] looked at Mo Lan.

"Just tell me if you feel full." Mo Lan said modestly in Mandarin.

"It's still a little full...but not very full."

Co-authoring something that can bring an ordinary person back to fullness directly from the death line, can fill your stomach in your mouth, right?

Mo Lan immediately changed another Coke for the stall owner. After the stall owner ate it, he reluctantly agreed to give Mo Lan a discount. With one token, Mo Lan got two items, one blue and one green.

What are these two things... a hand puppet and a children's martial arts book.

Everyone understands the hand puppet very well. It is the kind of hand puppet that can be put on the hand and can be opened and closed to imitate the talking of small animals. It is often seen in kindergartens. Kindergarten teachers will use it when they play games and tell stories to children. The hand puppet in Mo Lan's hand is a cute dinosaur that is very cartoony and can't tell the species. The teeth are made of white cloth. It looks cute and cute, but when you look at the item description, it is not So what happened...

【The legacy of the angry dragon】

Type: [Equipment/Gloves]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: The toy hand puppet that hosts the remnant soul of a dead mad dragon in dozens of subsidiary planes of the [Youth Daily-1000] world has extremely terrifying malleability, and can be used as a glove to equip most types of [ Limb ends], the wearer's hand flexibility will not be affected.

When using the palm equipped with this hand puppet to perform unarmed attacks, the remnant soul of the mad dragon will be activated by the battle, burst out, and turn into a giant shadow with sharp teeth to bite the enemy, causing moderate additional bite damage to the attacked unit .

If the user is using this hand to release a contact damage skill, then [Dragon Remnant] will summon a dragon head with the same attribute as the skill, causing an additional attack of the same attribute according to the power of the skill to the enemy If the damage is hit successfully, a certain amount of health will be restored to the user. This effect has a cooling time of 60 seconds.

All the damage caused by this equipment can be enhanced by specializations such as [Unarmed Specialization]/[Dinosaur Specialization]/[Summoning Specialization].

Equipment conditions: any one of [Unarmed Specialization]/[Dinosaur Specialization]/[Summoning Specialization] ≥ lv.20

Remarks: Use this to play games for children, and you can nibble off any saplings in time when you find them, and you can make outstanding contributions to society. , Mo Lan fell in love with this thing, firstly because it can be used for summoning specialization, and secondly because this thing can also be put on crab claws, so that [Chidori], the fastest and strongest output skill so far, can be used There is a steady improvement, and the third is that my blue magic wand [Ethereal Blade] is a one-handed sword. When in human form, the other hand is mostly empty unless you use the New Year's greeting sword technique. Putting on this hand puppet can also cause some additional output, which will greatly enhance your melee ability.

Not only that, but the description of this hand puppet also wrote [has extremely terrifying ductility], which shows that even in the state of Canyon Pioneer, this thing should be usable, although the domineering Canyon Pioneer pliers put a Cartoon dinosaurs are not very handsome, but just as no one can bear the humiliation of being killed by a pink furry bunny, there are not too many people who can accept the shame of being killed by a cute little dinosaur, and the deterrence is well arranged .

As for another children's martial arts book... This book is called "Super Kid Li Tiaotiao". It is a children's book with a lot of illustrations. The secret treasure stolen by the country, the legendary [Golden Cat Teaser Stick], broke into Wangwang Kingdom alone, fought against various enemies, defeated them and pulled them into his team, and finally rushed into the palace of Wangwang Kingdom, and fought against the king of Wangwang Kingdom, After discovering that everything was a misunderstanding, I untied the knot, turned the enemy into a friend, and brought back the story of the funny cat stick. The whole process was very positive. It also promoted environmental protection, obeying traffic rules, civilized language, pinyin, basic English and other children's knowledge, It is entertaining and educational, very good.

Times have changed, and in Mo Lan’s time, there are actually not many such children’s books. Most children have already started playing small games and watching animations with their tablets at the age when they should read children’s books. Mo Lan actually It is no exception, Mo Lan is actually very emotional to see such a book at this time.

And this children's book is like some martial arts novels mentioned before. After reading it and consuming it, Mo Lan will learn a martial art that does not occupy an independent skill column. Meow Meow Flying Boxing Method] This boxing method is also the martial art used by Li Tiaotiao in the story. The operation method is very simple. Just make a gesture like Superman flying in the old animation with one hand stretched forward and the other hand retracted, and shout [Superman is coming! ], or any other [XX is coming! 】You can take off on the spot, fly forward for a short distance, and cause extra critical damage to the enemy touched by the forward fist. The built-in CD is tens of seconds, which is very suitable for Molan's chidori and hand puppets, and also It can be used as a displacement skill, which is more practical.

If some readers don't know what kind of pose this is... Recently, there has been an emoji package of "Maomao Flying Fist" and "Your father is coming" circulating on the Internet, that's the pose.

All in all, after Mo Lan collected these two items, she didn't look at other things immediately, but got an inspiration from the process of giving the stall owner a delicious bite.

The plan for the talent show has been ruined, but since many of the brothers who came here to set up stalls have not eaten, is it possible for me to use this skill to change the living food, solve the breakfast problem for the stall owners, and make a small profit? A sum worth one or two coins?

The first thousand and ninety-nine chapters of Tamagotchi

As soon as this idea came up, Mo Lan felt that it was very feasible, and immediately tried it out, and finally got a satisfactory result: just as he expected, just like the stall owners of the toy stall, many grandpas and aunts who set up stalls They didn't have breakfast when they came out, and there were not a few of them who had no one to help bring breakfast. Therefore, Mo Lan relied on his proud three-inch rotten tongue to successfully put his Cheap breakfast] sold out.

But even so, Mo Lan walked around a lot, and it took almost 10 minutes, and the local currency he earned in the end was not too much. The reason is very simple. The delicious food he took was not delicious at all, and it disappeared without a trace after one bite. , can’t give the happiness of eating at all, and the degree of fullness is also average. It is completely incomparable with the steamed buns that cost one yuan at the gate of the community. It is not easy to sell, and the price is naturally impossible to demand. Mo Lan is busy. After a long time, I got a small 30 yuan. In the eyes of the locals, it should be not much different from a coin.

It is probably because of this reason that the aunt of the neighborhood committee next to her did not raise any objections to her behavior. This young traveler has become so miserable just to make a little money, so he should just turn a blind eye.

Fortunately, the small money did help Mo Lan achieve his goal. With the help of a small 30 yuan and two remaining tokens, Mo Lan successfully persuaded the former toy stall owner to climb up and down. The relatives are close (you see, you are human, and I am also human, you have hands and feet, and I have hands and feet, we are fellow villagers!.mp3) let him sell him a purple item that he fancy, which is considered to be achieved The purpose of Mo Lan coming here is not easy.

The item that Mo Lan fancy...is a 【Tama Gezi】...

For post-10s and even post-00s, [Tamagoko] is already a very old-fashioned toy. This weird name comes from the Japanese word たまごっち (tamagotchi), which originally meant eggs, and was called Translated as tamakoji or pet eggs, its appearance is a small, oval-shaped small toy with a screen with several small buttons. After opening, a small pet will be displayed on the screen. By pressing the button, the player You can feed the pet, take care of its life, watch it grow slowly, etc. It is essentially an ancient electronic pet.

Although the gameplay is very old, this thing actually still has a certain popularity in the 20s. Bandai Corporation holds the copyright and they are often linked with major works, and even launched a joint model of Demon Slayer: Blade, and even the outrageous Kamen Rider series. Linkage, its own gameplay and visual effects are gradually becoming more complex. Although it is still not very up to date, it is also quite popular among some groups as a light entertainment and decoration.There are even several seasons of animations, which can only be said to be worthy of the consortium B.

The Tamagotchi that Mo Lan bought today is larger than the ordinary ones that are only half the size of a palm, requiring the entire palm to hold it completely. Its shape is like a dragon egg in a medieval fantasy world. There are also medieval background icons such as swords, staffs, and gems floating on the color screen, but at the same time, it has a very obvious difference from other Tamagotchi.

...it has no pets on screen.

Why pinch?

Because this Tamagotchi is meant to be bound to an existing unit as a pet.

【Western Fantasy Adventure Theme Tamagoko (unbound)】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Purple]

Effect: The magical Tamagotchi from the world of [Youth Daily-1000], the product name [Adventure Tan Egg] was originally an electronic pet toy with the theme of cultivating adventurers in the world of swords and magic, but the adventure that should have existed in it The larvae turned into electronic ghosts and ran away, leaving only the miserable egg itself unable to exert its own abilities. Now it is very eager to bind a new creature to complete its own egg production value.

The user can bind this item to a derivative unit that belongs to him, making it the training object of the adventure egg, and then the player can feed, cultivate, and go out to the creature through the buttons above According to the player's choice, the unit can be trained into one of the following eight occupations: [Wandering Warrior], [Rock Warrior], [Sky Bear Knight], [ Scroll Scholar], [Contract Mage], [Soul Envoy], [Magic Blood Instructor], [Star Hunter]...

Tamagotchi comes with a medium amount of training data, which can train the target to the normal completion target, but if you want to continue to improve the training, the user may need to pay extra endless points or complete specific tasks.It takes a long time to cultivate, please be patient.

Remarks: There are eight occupations in Adventure Egg, which are very balanced.

Teacher Bei, have you personally sent people on the plane?

Needless to say, Mo Lan intends to use this item to strengthen her summons. Now that she has obtained the second mechanism to take off, she naturally can't treat the juniors badly. This thing can directly give the target a set of systematic abilities, which is equivalent to A good product with half a mechanism, no matter who it is for, can greatly strengthen their combat power and provide more functions for the team.

Considering that Datang Wushuang... this adventure egg has eight occupations, and there are many and flexible choices. Mo Lan plans to think about it after buying it back, and make a corresponding decision after confirming the needs of the team.

I worked hard to sell the breakfast for more than ten minutes in vain. Thank you for your objectivity, thank you for your kindness, and thank you to Teacher Bei who gave me an extra coin.

At this point, Mo Lan's trip to the street stall is actually over, but Mo Lan is not in a hurry to leave. He got stuck in a bug and is not in a hurry to pay to complete the transaction. He just ordered this Tamagotchi with the boss first. Just wait until the 45 minutes are up before buying, so that you can fill up the time you stay here.

The reason for doing this is firstly to see more of this wonderful world, and secondly because... Hey, everyone should remember that the bus card that Mo Lan hangs around her neck has not yet shown her power.

Although until now, Mo Lan has not figured out what the use of this bus card can be, but Teacher Bei will not amuse himself. He specially left a message to say something useful, and there is a high probability that it will be useful. If this is the case, it is better to wait patiently , and see what happens at the end.

Mo Lan didn't wait long. When there were more than three minutes left before the expiry of the detention time, a primary school student stood on a transport vehicle and rushed out of the corridor window of a certain unit building in the community, and flew to the market in a hurry. After entering, he anxiously looked for the aunt of the neighborhood committee in the market, and asked anxiously, "Auntie, have you seen any traversers?"

Mo Lan knew that he was coming to work as soon as he heard it, but when he turned his head to look, he was stunned for a long time. The reason is very simple. This elementary school boy has a handsome face and a radiant spirit. He wears a red scarf similar to Kamen Rider V3 around his neck. The standard elementary school summer school uniform doesn't seem to have anything to make people stunned, but the problem is not with him, but with his transportation vehicle.

If you look up two paragraphs, you will find that this classmate... ran out directly from the corridor window and flew to this market, and his [Mobility Vehicle]...

...is a very cool flying sword.

And on the collar of this Feijian boy, there is still their school's badge pinned, with a few large characters written on it: [No. [-] Aoshi Primary School in Xinhualing City]...

Chapter 6 Heavenly King Sword! ([-]K)