How Did It Become a River Crab?

"How can Americano be harmful? The caffeine content of a standard large cup of Americano is completely within the tolerance of ordinary people."

"This American cup is not the other American cup. The effect of this cup of American cup is that the unit that is splashed or drunk will be randomly shot by pistols from unknown sources and the number of times ranging from 10 to [-] in the next [-] minutes. Moderate amount."

"So it's such an American style, what about the latte?"

"Slightly improves the effect of drinkers lifting iron for fitness."

"This stalk is not international." Mo Lan nodded and said, "In reality, you may be able to make a wave of IQ taxes and sell a lot of money. What's the use in the game?"

"It's useless, so our usage is to take a cup and throw it out as a grenade before it disappears. If it's Americano and sulfuric acid, it's profitable, and if it's latte, it's not bad."

"Okay, it is indeed our patrolling snake! Then what about the building over there that keeps screaming? Billy's flirting room?"

The only brother glanced at the direction Mo Lan was pointing at, and said: "I still remember that I discussed the needs of the guild with you before, and finally came to the conclusion that it is necessary to obtain some general-purpose consumables that can be mass-produced as much as possible, so that all Is it a production facility that all members can use effectively? This is my result, and it is called [Extreme Pain Scroll Production], the mages in it are hired by me, and they are casting spells on each other, so that the copying machine next to them can transcribe scrolls way to produce the scroll of extreme pain."

"This kind of scroll can cause great mental and physical trauma to the enemy, so that while causing damage, it can also cause a trance effect to the enemy. Any player can use it to open up the situation and create opportunities. The cost is not very expensive. In terms of labor costs, one can be produced with a few hundred endless points, and according to the current progress, we can have one or two per person after the guild battle begins."

"Sounds like hell, will this kind of scroll damage the glorious image of good men and women in our guild?"

"No, our [Extreme Pain Scroll] is quite humane, and the way of causing pain is very friendly and popular.

Mo Lan wondered: "Dare to ask what method?"

The only Golang said: "Summon a table or a cabinet, and use its sharp and hard corners of the table and cabinet to slam into the little finger of the enemy's foot, with the effect of penetrating and breaking the defense."

"It's so close to the people. I already feel that the tip of my right rear second joint is swollen and painful. If the enemy doesn't have a little finger, wouldn't it be diarrhea?"

"This is the awesomeness of our scroll." The only brother said: "If the summoned tables and cabinets cannot find the enemy's little finger, they will enter a state of despair and anger that cannot achieve the goals of table and cabinet students. Turn into a table of anger, self-destruct attack on the enemy."

"Very good, very much a snake that patrols the world." Mo Lan nodded and said, "The mechanical bat production device I provided is still under construction. I have already seen this, so I don't need to introduce it, but I still have a question to ask the president."

"Speaking?"

Mo Lan stretched out her pliers and pointed to the convenience store not far away, "What is that convenience store? Why don't I see it on our guild facilities?"

"I'll answer this question, Vice President!"

A clear female voice came from inside the convenience store. Mo Lan turned her head to look, but saw that there was no one inside the convenience store. Just as she was wondering, the entire convenience store slowly... rose up.

It didn't go up to the sky out of thin air. Under the rising convenience store, there is a pair of slender long legs that look like they belong to a beautiful girl. These feet are 20 meters high, all white, and connected by long legs like plaster statues. The convenience store was lifted up, and it became a fine building with legs.

Well, now we can't say [there is no store after passing this village], or [walk slowly, the store won't run away]...

I saw the convenience store strode out, left the [pit] I had drawn on the ground with white chalk, and came in front of Mo Lan and the only brother. The slender legs slowly squatted down, with the toes pointing down , submerged into the ground at a very high speed, causing the height of the convenience store to drop quickly, and then fell to the ground again.

"I am a new member [Sweet Lilitha] who just joined yesterday. The mechanism is [007 Convenience Store], which can periodically generate various commodities, rely on selling commodities, and command and mobilize the local people to fight. Some internal consumables are also It can be used by teammates, as an assistant, logistics and output player in the guild, I hope the vice president can give me some advice!"

No wonder there are no guild facilities, he is a guild member, Mo Lan, you dare to assume the nature of his shop, what a big crab!

"Okay, you're very energetic. We need someone like you... a store talent." Mo Lan nodded approvingly: "But I have a new question."

"Vice President, please speak!"

"You said you can still be an output player, but the problem is that you don't have any output means?"

"Yes, Vice President, look!"

After all, Tiantian Lilisa lowered a red button from the ceiling of the convenience store. Mo Lan leaned over and took a closer look: [Convenience store emergency self-explosion button]

"I take back my incorrect evaluation just now, sweet Lilith member." Mo Lan said seriously: "It's not that the Snake needs you, but you are born to be a warrior of our Snake!"

Chapter 85 Brother Suo Zi invites me to fencing

After getting acquainted with an excellent newcomer who is very energetic and able to show the spirit of the guild, Mo Lan followed the only brother to the area where the guild helpers are placed. In addition to [Camol], who is in retreat and not to be disturbed, and the living fortress [Kaixit] that has completed the fusion with the mage tower, there are two new heavyweight members.

The first one is a [Tyrant] from the "Resident Evil" series. Mo Lan is not familiar with the plot setting of Resident Evil, so I can only tell that this person in front of me should be the one who has been chasing the protagonist in the reset version of Resident Evil 2. The leather version, but the difference is that the one in front of me is wearing a floral jacket for old ladies, wearing reading glasses, holding two knitting needles for knitting in both hands, and is skillfully knitting a sweater , There are already several sweaters of different sizes and patterns, which can feel like home. There are small sun patterns (not small suns, but small suns), Ultraman patterns, and solid color versions. Each has its own characteristics, but the quality is uniform and high.

"This is the new member you saw in the assistant."

The only brother explained:

"When one of our guild members was downloading a copy of Resident Evil 2, he used the [Biological Programming Device] he got from the gashapon coupon to randomly program the tyrant who was chasing and killing him, and changed his action mode to knitting sweaters with one heart and one mind. The virtuous giant was brought back to our guild. In addition to improving our defense, some of the sweaters it produces will become white quality equipment, which can be sold at low prices to newcomers to make money or supply guild members. Affordable."

"So, it makes sense to say that, what about the shower gel element?" Mo Lan remembered another new member of the guild facilitators: "Could it be that huge shower gel bottle?"

The only brother and Mo Lan looked at the side of the embroidered tyrant. There was a large bottle of shower gel that was as tall as three people. As soon as Mo Lan finished speaking, the button on the bottle squeezed downward by itself. Bubbles, a huge human figure made of shower gel squeezed out, fell to the ground, and gave Mo Lan a thumbs up.

"This one was found by a newcomer in a very novel world." The only brother explained: "The setting of that world is that one day all humans and animals in the world will disappear, and their souls will automatically attach to the The living things such as mountains, rivers, vegetation, daily necessities, and even vehicle materials are activated and obtained corresponding abilities. Therefore, the lives that have become units such as tanks, planes, and nuclear bombs gather to establish a powerful society, and other abilities are not so strong. Others are enslaved, and it's sort of a post-apocalyptic world."

"Endless space."

"Endless space, endless space."

The two nodded tacitly, and at this moment, the little sheep was following behind the two, exclaiming her No. 20 times.

Due to Mo Lan's poisoning, Little Sheep was a veteran fan of monster movies and soft sci-fi movies when he was in Ark World. He especially liked all kinds of nonsense monsters and sci-fi settings. The category of [Science Fiction], it should be said that normal people are the rare species that need to be filmed here, whether it is Hydralisks, walking convenience stores, or shower gel elements, all make the little girl feast her eyes and run around excitedly .

And when Mo Lan and the only brother said that this is Ayjafala's workplace in the future, the little girl jumped up happily, and immediately followed the procedure to register as the sixth assistant of "Snake Patrol", Contributed her bonus to the guild.

When the crab and the snake saw Aiyafala's bonus, they both sighed with emotion.

This girl... was born to come to us to be a snake who patrols the world!

[Eyjafala] (Fury of the Volcano): The explosion/burning damage caused by all guild members is increased by 25%.

Simple and rude, the addition of the avenue to the simplicity, perfectly fits the corporate culture of the current patrolling snake. As for why the combustion and explosion are increased at the same time, Mo Lan and the only brother always think it is the credit of Ms. W, because of this crazy Due to the poison of batches, Little Sheep's Originium skills are more than the pursuit of art.

Thank you, Bomb Cockroach!

At the same time, in Tomorrow's Ark-496 World, W, who was burning the corpses of the remnants of mercenaries, sneezed, rubbed his nose, and cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, that crab must be planning me!"

After arranging Eyjafala, telling her to rest well, and asking the only brother to take care of her, Mo Lan and Ayjafala bid farewell temporarily, and returned to the entrance of the guild. Kamiya Harina and the silent Kamiya Izuru Bring it, prepare to leave here, and return to the personal hall to deal with the next things.

On the way back, Mo Lan asked about the relevant information of the only brother's guild battle, and the answer he got was that at present, we can only know that it is a large-scale PVE mission. The specific world will not be known until tomorrow, and everyone may need to work together at that time , make targeted preparations according to the types of the world.

At this moment, the only brother slapped his forehead suddenly, and said to Mo Lan: "There is one more thing, Shisuo came to look for you before."

"Brother Suozi?" Mo Lan asked blankly, "Why does he want me?"

"He said that he found a ticket for a mini-dungeon that can be double-rowed. Stuck at level 28 or 29, and those who have no time to go up to 30, I was thinking that you will definitely be able to reach [-], and I want to ask if you can help me out, and I will give you a salary as a thank you.”

The only brother continued: "Originally he was planning to chat with you directly, but for some reason, everyone who sent messages to you showed that the message failed, so he came to the guild and asked me to send a message for you Go online and chat with him privately at around ten o'clock tomorrow morning."

"Okay." Mo Lan nodded. In this way, her next action became to go back and deal with the problem of the Kamiya sisters → study the second mechanism → go to the street stall → study the evil god set → sleep and find the lock the next day Brother Zi sweet double row→clean up miscellaneous items→wait until the afternoon, and participate in the evolution battle according to the schedule.

This operation is too good, but there are too many playable content, which is also an annoyance.

"Also, I have a PVP ticket book to call tomorrow afternoon. If someone finds me, I will set the message to be sent directly to your mailbox. You can help me deal with it, OK?"

"OKOK." Mo Lan, who was eager to go back to look at the second mechanism, subconsciously agreed. Immediately, she took Sister Shengu and opened the passage leading to the personal hall. disappeared.

Seeing the disappearing backs of Mo Lan and the two sisters, the only brother was silent for a while, leaned over to Su Cai, and asked a little gossip: "Do you think the long-haired woman behind him... has a kind of shyness?" Do you feel like you are obedient and obedient to Yujie?"

"Yes... Only brother, you have quite a list of labels." Sister Su blew the head of the last river crab, turned her head and said: "It seems that his passive skills have finally exploded in this game."

"Passive skills?" The only brother was a little at a loss: "Explain?"

"Mo Lan, this B, has a physique that makes all our brothers feel very miraculous. It is still incomprehensible. I don't know whether it is because of his appearance, personality, or both. He has been in high school since high school. , are special..." Su Cai paused, as if thinking about words.

"special?"

"Especially...easy to attract all kinds of...well, sluts."

"?????"

Chapter 86 The Strongest Improvement in History (4K)

More than a minute later, Mo Lan finished loading, landed with the Shengu sisters from the space channel, and at the same time received the placement prompt from the system that Zhang Keke said before: "According to your instructor, the sixth-order star chaser [ According to the arrangement of Zhang Keke, you captured the members of [Zhufa Aoyuan] in the world of ["Tomorrow's Ark"-496], [Kamiya Yihe] and [Kamiya Harina] will become your [waiters], get The qualification to stay in your personal lobby for a long time, and get a certain degree of endless point transformation, has the following characteristics: "

"①: Due to the endless point conversion process, the two original members of the Tribunal of Laws have lost all their original magic skills, but at the same time, they will gain the user status equivalent to [third-level advanced] Level, obtain independent skill column, mechanism column, item column and other user-related abilities, and can use, learn, and equip most of the endless point items that are suitable for use.”

"Note: [User rank] is different from the user rank. It means that after a user reaches a rank, he will immediately get the maximum life value/final damage/props basic damage that match the rank. , will also become the trigger judgment criteria for various ability props [not higher than a certain level of oneself]."

"②: Due to the incomplete conversion of the endless points of the two units, they are defined as [waiters]. A half-user with this identity cannot follow you by default when entering the dungeon like a follower. If you want to be in the dungeon and To obtain the help of attendants in various tasks, you need to find related abilities such as [Summoning Formation] and [Contract Letter] to obtain the channel to summon them from the personal hall, and you can also send them to perform some tasks that require users to enter .”

"③: It was detected that the two waiters possessed your [Cancer Sacred Seal], and according to your Star Chaser identity and the decision of the Star Chaser mentor [Zhang Keke], the Sacred Seals on the two of them have been completely preserved, You still retain the absolute right to command them, so all follow-up situations derived from this will be ignored by the system audit network by default."

"Thank you again for your dedication to the endless space order, please continue to enjoy the game."

When Mo Lan browsed through all the prompts in the system, the subtitles in the sky also turned into light and fell into the bodies of sisters Shengu. The two girls also received this message at the same moment, and soon, they subconsciously approached each other After a while, the eyes looking at Mo Lan also became a little nervous, like a cub who has been hungry for a long time, injured, and only dares to curl up in a corner and look up.

It is normal for them to have this reaction. Anyone can see that the sisters of Shengu at this moment cannot bring Mo Lan any immediate gains in combat power. Due to the existence of the two characteristics of ① and ②, sisters of Shengu are now losing Without all the original abilities, it is no different from ordinary people, only a half-user of the third-level high-level shell, and at the same time cannot enter the dungeon with Mo Lan to perform tasks like the followers, under many restrictions, at this moment The Kamiya sisters seem to have two extra mouths to eat, but in the end they can't pay for their own meals, and their positioning suddenly becomes awkward.

And in the eyes of [Ms. Blue Mandala] in the past, the fate of such useless waste... would often be quite miserable.

In this way, what arrangements Mo Lan would make for them who had little effect became a matter of concern for them.

After a few seconds of silence, Mo Lan's tone was so flat that they were a little surprised: "It seems that you are not of much use for the time being."

Just as these words lifted the hearts of the two of them, Mo Lan opened the building interface of the personal lobby, and used the built-in building functions to create two small houses in a row next to the wooden house where the juniors lived. I adjusted the furnishings to the default state, turned my head, and said to Sister Shengu: "Before I think about what you can do, let's rest here. The drinks in the small refrigerator in the room and the ingredients in the kitchen are all free and automatic. Refreshed, if you want to eat and drink, you can directly open the purchase page I just sent to you to buy it yourself. There are dozens of endless points left in the account. It is basically enough to buy all kinds of daily necessities for a lifetime. What about furniture? You can change it by yourself on the curtain wall on the left side of the entrance. If you have anything to do, come to me. If I’m not here, you can find the little sister. Don’t look for the little brother and the little old bean. These two Bs can bring you to the pit. What else do you want to ask? Is it?"

"……Eh?"

The two girls were startled by the long series of understated words. After subconsciously looking at each other, Zaorina's throat twitched slightly, she stepped forward, pressed her chest, and said anxiously: "You... don't need us to do anything. Is it?"

"To be honest, being able to raise two magical girls in the personal hall is already the ultimate goal of some games for some players... Besides, there is nothing you can do now?" Mo Lan said inexplicably: " If I'm farming in the personal hall some other day, you guys can come out and help me plant a field... Let's take a break now. I worked from start to finish before. If you're not tired, I'm tired too. Hurry up and sleep, I won't bother you anymore. "

"No, what I mean is..." Harina said a little incredulously: "Don't you think we are cumbersome? We can't help anything now, and it will waste your resources, and even enter the mission with you None of the qualifications..."

"Sister, everything in the personal hall is free, and you don't need a dime for daily necessities, let alone you, if you bring me dozens of E-cup expired magical girls, I can afford it?"

Mo Lan waved the forceps and said:

"Come on, I understand what you mean. I'm different from your former employer of the cerebral palsy silly blue sandalman snake. I promise to let you live in my hall, and I will take due responsibilities to you. The result of that woman's reign of fear and mind control is to put you in my bowl. I am a person who is good at learning lessons from evil, and it is impossible to repeat the same mistakes.

I have expected this result of the system transformation. From the very beginning, I never thought about the immediate benefits you can bring me. If you can’t help me now, it doesn’t mean you won’t be able to in the future. I won’t do it for such a funny reason. Beating and scolding like a psychopath, are you free?Wouldn’t it be good if I had more time to ask you to help me plant a piece of land and dig mines? "

"You have made many mistakes, but just like Yazi, I will give you a chance to redeem your sins. I am a person with a purpose in doing things. If I decide to do things, I will do them as efficiently as possible. Besides, I don’t do anything superfluous unless it makes me happy, and that’s it.”

"Master Mo Lan..."

"Okay, okay, take a good rest, I guess it won't be long before there will be something that needs your help." Mo Lan interrupted Zaorina's words, turned around, and walked towards her wooden house with pliers.

"……Oh, right."

After walking a few steps, Mo Lan seemed to have remembered something, turned her head, and said to Sister Shengu, who was still a little sluggish: "Welcome to [Endless Space]..."

After all, Mo Lan, who couldn't wait, sprinted into her wooden house one after another with several flamboyant crabs, and ran to integrate her second mechanism.

Looking at the direction in which he disappeared, the sisters of Shengu were silent for a moment, and looked at the two small wooden houses rising from the ground beside them. They hesitated for a moment, then walked forward nervously, stretched out slightly trembling hands, and held The doorknob, depress it lightly, and push it open.

Behind the door is a simple and warm room. Under the warm light on the ceiling, all the furnishings look simple and ordinary. The two walked into the house slowly, looking around at the surrounding furnishings, while brushing their fingers. After passing the tables, chairs, and counter, he walked to the single bed on the side of the house.

Kamiya Izuru stretched out his hand, and slowly, slowly stretched towards the plain white sheet, a little afraid of being dazed, the pure white in front of him turned into the once cramped and narrow cell, the skin that had been worn out. The mess.But when she closed her eyes and pressed her hand down, the feedback from her fingertips and palm was a soft and gentle cloud.

After a while, a few drops of warm tears hit the bed sheet, and faintly bloomed into a few small sprays.