How Did It Become a River Crab?

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"Oh, you mean my voice?" The little brother pointed to his throat: "A very powerful fire-breathing dragon girl filled my head, and I can speak normally now."

"Speaking of this." Mo Lan turned her head: "Little old Che, how about I also find a way to find a talker for you?"

Among today's juniors, only the little old melon and the little old car still lack normal language communication skills. The little old melon is because of being cursed, but the little old car is because the car equipment does not provide similar functions. Its brain belongs to An ordinary little boy should have expressive abilities other than emoji.

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"I don't need it for now, I'll talk about it later when I have spare money?" Mo Lan was a little puzzled, but decided to respect Xiao Lao Che's decision. Turning around, she said to the little brother, "Is there anything special about your fire skill disc?" Skills you want to learn?"

"No." The little brother shook his head: "I've seen it for a long time and think it's the same."

The fire skill disc is the last unused reward Wanina left for my little brother. It records all the fire skills that the fire-breathing dragon can learn, but now my little brother's fighting style is very perfect, and there is really no one that is particularly urgently needed Skill type.If I have to say [Sunny Day], it is one, but it is a bit of a waste when it becomes a Y spray. At that time, this skill is a bit wasteful. Other special attack skills have such and other small problems. Mo Lan【Fuck, this is it! 】a feeling of.

Is there any ability that can be matched with my own fighting style to achieve a 1+1>2 effect...

Mo Lan and the younger brother pondered at the same time, and after a few seconds, they looked at the newly learned skills of the younger brother on the panel at the same time, looked at each other, slapped the thigh (the younger brother's shot by Mo Lan), and shouted : "Fuck, this is it!!"

The things to be done in the personal hall have been done, and after leaving the juniors to revisit the old days, under the influence of the inexplicable irritability that still lingers, Mo Lan seized the time, turned around and opened the transmission to [Bikini Beach] Gate, plan to use the remaining money to buy things that may be needed, and make the final preparations for the next dungeon.

After entering the space passage, Mo Lan briefly checked his shopping list in the passage: buy a set of overweight training equipment for the little brother, to trigger the special effect of the overlord lifting the tripod.

Buy a new corpse for Yazi to make a puppet. By the way, see if there is a way to repair the fortress whale puppet that was greatly damaged in the previous star world and cylinder star war.

Let's see if Lin Shu, the little girl from the disaster of the sea, can find out how to use the [Man-crow Pot] to change dishes.

Probably these three things. After the battle in the Charizard Valley, Mo Lan has 4000 points on her body, which doesn’t look like much, but first of all, what she wants to buy this time is also semi-finished products for matching skills, which is more than the previous shopping goal. It's cheaper, and secondly...just in the morning, Mo Lan got an extra amount of points.

This point comes from the player [Qiu Li Gao Jiang]. After I sold it a piece of [Deer and Shu Skin] and taught him the unique skill of making money by identifying sons and daughters in batches and selling genealogy in bulk, Qiu Li Gao Jiang will Part of this income was given to Mo Lan as a dividend. Therefore, Mo Lan just received another 1000 points, and 5000 points is basically enough to control points.

Each of these 1000 points is full of filial piety...

In addition, it is worth mentioning that during the flight, Mo Lan also received a communication from the only brother who also went online early.

"Mo Lan, I have something about the guild that I need to discuss with you." The only brother said in the voice: "Although I think we generally agree, but you are the vice guild after all, I have to ask your opinion. "

"What's the matter?"

"Have you seen this video?"

The only brother sent a short video, and Mo Lan was amused when he saw it. This thing is a video he saw yesterday when browsing the player forum. It was posted in the early morning of the day before yesterday. Out of the circle, the title of the video is "Voice No.90 Five Episodes for Lifestyle Players", the content is a handsome sister with a neat short haircut, holding a frying pan, re-engraving a LOL classic out of the circle ten years ago The lines of the short video roared angrily at the screen: "Designer of Endless Space!! Do you know my pain??"

The expression of the handsome sister can be called the real version of the pain mask, a pretty face abruptly pulled into an ancient ape-man, which shows the grief and indignation in her heart: "Justice will be done, you are worthless! You are nothing!!"

She pointed the pan at the screen with an angry expression: "Let me tell you, now I am the spokesperson for players in the life department, and I will definitely seek justice for us!"

"Designer of Endless Space, do you know what the average daily production limit for our lifestyle players is? Fourteen pieces! Fourteen pieces! Pick any store on Bikini Beach, and the items in the store must have at least three digits!! There are also blue and purple quality!!"

"Even for green and white quality props, each regular dungeon interval can only add up to a dozen pieces, and it also consumes raw material money, and the quality cannot be given preferential treatment to players. How do you make me love you to face those vicious bikinis? NPCs of beach life, those life users who are promoted by you???"

"Do you know! Do you know the pain of our life players? We are chased and beaten every day in the dungeon, and it is uncomfortable to cook a dish. All day long, no one bought it. The big daddy of the combat department has opened the harem. Every day, the little milk dog can have a good time. We can’t even get a Wendy. I knew this, when you were born What are you doing playing?"

"Designer of Endless Space, eat me [Element's Good Name]!!"

The elder sister in the picture sticks out her tongue, roars and slaps the frying pan three times in a row, finally puts down the frying pan, walks over with a blank expression, pauses the recording, and it's over.

This video script is basically a re-enactment of a short video of a LOLUP main character at station B in 21 years accusing the hero [Voidwalker Kassadin] of being too weak. Since it has been a long time since that time, for the audience, this video style has become fresh again, ushering in a wide range of discussions.

Although the video is funny, it does reflect a problem. The game experience of the life-type players in "Endless Space" is really not good. Although there will be benefits such as increased production in the guild and reduced difficulty of dungeons, it is different from the battle-type players. Compared with players, the products of life-type players have no advantage in the bikini beach market, the overall output is far from enough, and the content that can be experienced is far less than that of combat-type players. Because of this, more and more life-type players have already Changed the gameplay, from the life system to the combat system.

This is actually not a big problem. Most of the life-related player experience of the game is worse than Endless Space, but for a work like Endless Space, it provides a life-based gameplay but does not provide a supporting game experience. A somewhat strange thing.As many players have said, there is a feeling of [forcing people to give up life-based gameplay].

"Look, what's wrong with this video?"

"It didn't exist at first." The only brother said: "But at six o'clock this morning, Starchaser Interactive Entertainment issued an announcement that they had made a hot update for Endless Space, saying that from now on, all life players The content of dungeons will be adjusted, and strive to make most of the dungeon tasks of most players linked to the production job, and can mass-produce items in some dungeons, get more rewards and raw materials, let go of some production limits, and improve as much as possible Life is the game experience of players.”

"It's awesome." Mo Lan said the truth. Even in this era when game production is assisted by AI, there are very few companies that respond as quickly as Starchaser Interactive Entertainment, although the greater probability is that the company was very early. I'm just starting to improve this problem, I just picked a good time to release it, earning a good reputation for timely feedback, but even so, it's much better than many panoramic games that make life-related players a treasure .

"I just contacted you after seeing this thing." The only brother said: "The next regular dungeon is our guild mission. I am going to take this opportunity to preemptively recruit some life players who are at the top of the leaderboard. Do you have any suggestions?"

"What can I have... Oh, I really do." Mo Lan thought for a while, and said: "I think, in fact, you don't need to care too much about the ranking, and you need to find more [general-purpose] life-type players."

"How do you say? You are an MMORPG giant, we listen to you."

"It's just the first kill with a few servers, the giant is far behind, and this is not the same thing. Simply put, I have seen many of the top-ranked lifestyle users, and I have seen their advertisements, and many of them are [ [Customized weapons], [synthetic skills] and other mid-to-high-end players are all engaged in one-shot deals, and joining our guild will not be able to quickly improve the combat effectiveness of the overall members."

"What our guild needs is a lifestyle player who can mass-produce general-purpose items that can help most players in a short period of time, that is, some brothers who make general-purpose consumables, such as Life potions, acceleration potions, various recovery states, food to enhance strength, independent of the combat system, combat resources such as grenades, mines, shields, and even various scrolls that will not affect the regular output."

"Especially the last item, I think if you can find a player who can mass-produce a skill scroll with its own damage bonus, high versatility, and easy to use, that is the best choice. One card is more guaranteed."

The only brother thought about it, and thought it made sense: "Okay, let's do this first... oh, I have something else to tell you."

"What's the matter?"

"Last night, two NT players took advantage of you. They took the IDs of [Mo Lan's Father] and [Mo Lan's Mother] and wanted to add a guild. I will directly report it to you. If you see this kind of player in the future You can report directly to the company, and the feedback will be very fast.”

"...the only brother."

"what happened?"

"I regret to inform you that from now on, your rent may not be up to me..."

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Chapter 98 Emergency Mission (7.5K)

After announcing the tragic double rent sentence for the only brother, Mo Lan also arrived at the lobby area of ​​Bikini Beach, and once again came to the largest commercial distribution center for endless space users.

If everything is as usual, Mo Lan at this moment can spend another half an hour shopping here. The bikini beach is so big that adding up all the commercial streets that Mo Lan has visited in this life and even doubling it can’t fill up one tenth of the place here. The last time I went shopping, I just saw a piece of broken ice that fell from the tip of the iceberg. This time I have to look at other things, but the sense of urgency in my heart made Mo Lan give up this idea, and ran to the player’s shop area non-stop, and entered The type of product you want to find is directly sent to the door of the corresponding store.

The shop that Mo Lan chose was called [Larsen Philosophy Boutique]. The decoration style was very similar to the gym he had seen on the street. It gave people a feeling that a lot of muscular men would be surrounded by a lot of muscular men looking for private cards. It is an illusion that there are all kinds of fitness equipment placed in the spacious space. In the center of the store, two muscular giants at least three meters high are jointly holding a two-meter-long, smaller than Mo Lan. The biggest dumbbell I have ever seen in this life is about three times the size of the giant dumbbell. With each rise and fall, the two macho men immediately burst out the common cry in philosophy movies. The male hormones are extremely strong, and they have reached Basically, it can only attract the realm of the same sex, which is daunting.

People were afraid, but the crab crawled in sideways. The moment Mo Lan passed through the automatic door, Mo Lan heard the soft voice of the familiar Japanese voice actress Rie Kugimiya from the loudspeaker on the top of the store: "I am Starchaser G41, This is my favorite store in Bikini Beach!"

What the hell?

Mo Lan always felt that the name seemed familiar, not only because it was an assault rifle and the tactical humanoid girl in "Girls Frontline", but also because he seemed to have heard Zhang Keke say something about it... Damn it!

It took a few seconds to realize that this should be the former name and mechanism of the current Supreme Leader of the Star Chasing Seven Sages [Lord Saint], the user of endless space.I just picked a store at random, and I chose the favorite store of the old lady of the Lord?Could it be that the first sister of Starchaser likes this muscular man?

After thinking about it, buying it and buying it, Mo Lan walked directly between the two muscular men, raised her head and said, "Brother, who is the owner?"

"it's me."

A bold female voice came from the dumbbell between the two hunks: "The user of the fifth-order dumbbell mechanism, Marianne Larsen, you can just call me Miss Stretch."

"Okay Stretch Sister, let's not talk much, I want to buy something that increases the load and can exercise the body. It's better to be cheaper, and the quality is green or white."

"It's easy to say! Brother, you have found the right person. Our store is one of the stores with the highest concentration of muscles in Bikini Beach. When the Lord came, he said yes. We can't find the goods here. At least you don't want to look for them in the store area. Come on, come with me. I'll find you some"

Two muscular men put Miss Stretch on the ground, the huge dumbbell rolled up by itself, and led Mo Lan to an area where various fitness equipment and training vests were displayed. Two invisible big hands extended above the dumbbell, He took a piece of green quality props tied with a red rope, one end was a loop, and the other end was a boulder the size of an ordinary person's upper body, and he threw it in front of Mo Lan: "This is [Iron Crotch Kung Fu Training Device], from the movie "The Bean" "Agent" series is the equipment used by Agent Johnny Ingrid when he practiced in Tibet. After training, it can increase the maximum life value and pain tolerance, and shield the vital points of the lower body. For you, it should be able to turn your crab ass into a It has the same effect as steel buttocks, and the principle of usage is..."

"Tie the end of the ferrule to the testicles, and use your lower body to drag the stone around. I have seen that movie, and I have analyzed the script in reverse." Mo Lan said blankly: "My user There’s no such job, or at least it’s inconvenient to show that job, get another one.”

"Okay!" Stretch sister took down a pot-shaped huge stone with a handle on it from the other side: "Kettlebell, from the game "Killing Spire", spend half an hour a day to lift it for two weeks It can improve limb strength and melee damage, and the green quality only needs 2000."

Mo Lan thought about it for a while, then shook her head and said, "It's not very good, what I want is something that can be hung on my body all the time to increase my weight, for..."

"Do you have any skills that need to use weight to increase power?" Stretch sister waved her invisible hand (the reason why Mo Lan knew she waved her hand was because he was accidentally injured by this swing and knocked out half of his blood.) , "They are all users, no need to explain, they all understand, I happen to have one here."

Sister Stretch pointed Mo Lan to a piano in the corner of the gym: "[Overweight Grand Piano] was originally made by a brother who is a pianist in Ilona, ​​but he sacrificed it before he could take it. In order to commemorate I have kept him, and engraved his name and life story on it, blue quality, 6000 points, no second price."

"Firstly, there is no money, and secondly, this thing affects the activities too much. I need the kind of goods that do not affect the normal movement of the limbs, and why do you dare to open a piano dedicated to the mechanism for [-]?"

"Because I'm on the value, aren't you moved by the story with so many words just now? Isn't the emotional added value coming up?"

"Old debater, next one, more than 2000, I'm leaving."

Elder Sister Zhang clicked her tongue, and pointed to an exhibition rack next to which several various leather jackets and vests were hung: "Then that's all there is, and they're all training clothes with added weights. The general effect is to wear After going up, every time you fight, you will gradually improve your body strength, blood volume and load-bearing capacity, and there will be different additional effects depending on the quality and type. This should meet your needs, just ask me for the price if you choose the one you like.”

After all, the Dumbbell sister yelled "Husband, hold it high!", and the two muscular men strode to the place, lifted the dumbbells, returned to the middle of the gym and continued to push the iron, leaving Mo Lan alone, Lost in a bewildering pile of training clothes.

It is roughly the same, but everyone knows about endless space, even if it is exactly the same item, it can change from white to orange, from the original version to the variant, and I can’t wait to have 1 versions. This vest display rack of stretch sister There were at least 100 pieces of goods that were not duplicates hanging on the website. Mo Lan squinted her eyes and browsed through them at the fastest speed.

After experiencing [VAN's Dark Hood Spiked Leather Collar Bdsm Set], [Banana Jun's Underpants], and [Billy Herrington's Torn Vest], Mo Lan was baptized in two pieces. Among the Dragon Ball training suits dropped by PASS, I found a suit composed of several ultra-high-density weight plates that can automatically fit the limbs.

【Adaptive Exercise Set】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: The weight-bearing set designed after melting and casting the carrying props [Compulsory Exerciser] in the game "Pokémon" can automatically fit the wearer's body curve to ensure that most units can be worn normally , after being worn, this set will continue to provide the wearer with a high amount of weight burden. Whenever the wearer completes a battle while wearing this equipment, he will get an increase in limb strength/maximum health according to the difficulty of the battle , up to 15% increase in limb strength and 9% maximum health.

[Pokémon props]: Cast from Pokémon props, which can be used by summoned objects/followers.

[Pretentiousness]: If the wearer takes the initiative to remove the [Adaptive Exercise Set] during the battle, then it will get a ten-second acceleration BUFF of [Huh, it seems that I have to be serious], and the action speed / Movement speed/attack speed are all increased by 25%. This effect has a 10-minute cooldown.

Remarks: When I was still on the highest earth, I sometimes met this kind of people when playing basketball in the community basketball court. The first half of the game was slow and loose. In the middle of the game, I started to squat down to release the sandbags on my legs. Throwing those on his legs, throwing those on his hands, taking off those on his body, the number of sandbags can even be used to fight floods, and then he will shake his hands on the spot, move his body, and say very pretentiously: "Lao Tzu You have to be serious..."

Usually, this kind of person has the same diarrhea in the second half, the only difference is that the wrestling falls a little faster... Ah, why do I say so much, you ask?It mainly depends on you looking like an old house, basketball experience should not be particularly rich, popular science...

Teacher Bei, although I always feel that you are trying to resist me, thank you for your popular science.

This thing is very suitable for my little brother. Firstly, there is an entry for summoning objects, so you can use it directly without spending money on learning power. Second, the acceleration effect after canceling it is also very suitable for my little brother to pretend to be aggressive. Lan is currently the most satisfied choice.

After selecting, Mo Lan clicked the unloading button and unloaded the set of weight stacks. There was a loud roar, and the weight stack fell to the ground, smashing several big holes in the floor of the gym.

"Miss Stretch, your floor is stained!"

"Ah, it's okay!" The dumbbell not far away shouted: "That's a visual effect! It's used to fool young users, making them feel that this thing is really hooked, and it's worth the money. Just take it!"

"As expected of us users, being a profiteer has more details than others." Mo Lan nodded in admiration, and then used the power of Jiudou Ermei to drag the weight plate to the middle, stretching sister bowed her head (specific expression bent down because of the pole) Looked, said: "This one, 2000."

"It's expensive, just for this bonus, I'll give you 1500 at most."

"Think about it carefully. This is the product from the store that the Lord Saint is looking for. Can it be cheap? If you buy it, you will earn it. If you buy a few more, you will have the opportunity to apply for the Star Chaser tomorrow."

"I am a star chaser."

"Excuse me, 1500, thanks for reviewing."