How Did It Become a River Crab?

The causes of death of the four corpses corresponded to the little brother one by one. For normal people, every blow here is undoubtedly a fatal blow, but for the little brother, these attacks are not too strong. Except for alcohol poisoning, all other attacks can only be regarded as innocuous. The biggest use is to briefly delay the time for the anti-tank team to be completely wiped out.

Obviously, if it's just such a move, it is not qualified to be used as a hole card by a player like A Qian.

The main event is still to come.

After the four miserable corpses were hanged on the pole and launched out, Aqian gritted her teeth, cracks began to appear on the body surface, and the fragments of the body peeled off like broken oil paintings. It was pitch black, and inspired by Aqian, a faint blue glow rose from it, and activated the remaining part of the talisman on the double mace. Soon, a new corpse landed on the pole.

The problem is that these newly added corpses... have a different style of painting.

Different from the corpses of real humans or humanoid creatures before, these corpses look very soft and cute, like oval jelly beans, but they are not the same as the "Jelly Bean Man" that has been on fire for several months. : The jelly beans in "The Ultimate Knockout" are different and look simpler.Each jelly bean shows its own cause of death like the previous corpse, but under the soft and cute painting style, the sense of horror is diluted to the thinnest point, so that it looks more silly than scary.

Compared with the motionless corpses before, these corpses hung on the poles by the hooks have no consciousness that they are dead. One and two are still dancing left and right on the poles, very happy. If there is any jelly beans The cause of death is quite unique, and it will use this cause of death to make a fuss when it dances, such as lifting its head back and forth...

Mo Lan immediately remembered what this thing was, and even if he didn't remember it, the background music playing above A Qian's back was enough to bring back Mo Lan's memories.

"set fire to your hair~(set fire to your hair)"

“poke a stick at a grizzly bear ~(take a stick to poke a grizzly bear)”

"eat medicihat's out of date~"

“use your private parts as Piranha bait~ (use your bottom to catch piranhas)”

“dumb ways to die~so many dumb ways to die~~”

"dumb..."

... "Stupid Ways to Die", a MV that contains all kinds of weird ways to die, most of which have real cases. It was once all the rage on major video sites, and even many students were in English class and music class at school. I've seen it online, and it's known for its magical melodies and funny, cautionary images.Many of the ways to die are impressive even now, and can be called the youth version of "1000 Ways to Die".

The reason why Mo Lan came into contact with this film was that she had watched some creative advertisements in order to prepare for the third-year art exam at the time, and this film was among them.Yes, what many people don't know is that this film is an advertisement...

"Stupid Ways to Die" is essentially a MV filmed by Melbourne, the country of Koala, to promote the safety precautions of the local railways. It is said that more than [-] people fall off the railways in this unlucky place a year. The unbearable officials want to reduce This kind of phenomenon, after filming this film that has a wonderful balance of [cute] and [discomforting], I didn’t expect it to go viral because it was so well shot, and later even released games and peripherals...

But now, these stupid and cute villains may become my little brother's nightmare.

Each of the previous four corpses provided the little brother with a damage-enhancing debuff. 】It’s a mechanism skill that doesn’t need to be strengthened too much. Aqian can’t control all the corpses of villains to hit the little brother, so she can only randomly select four and throw them towards the target. Come here!" shouted, dancing with left and right hands, and with the accompaniment of the BGM, cheerfully and violently blasted into the little brother's delicate body.

The first one to enter the little brother's body was the body of [Use the bottom to catch piranhas]. In an instant, a dozen piranhas jumped out from the ground, biting the little brother's buttocks, tail, and the lower part of the front side , even though there is no key part, the insult and pain are extremely strong, and the little brother immediately screamed and jumped up like a Tom cat whose ass was poked.

Immediately afterwards, the second corpse that vomited continuously began to work. The little brother began to subconsciously vomit food scraps that he did not eat at all, and thus began to suffer continuous blood loss from [Food Poisoning] BUFF. The cause of death of this corpse was [eating A pie that has expired for a long time]...

After vomiting up and down, the third corpse of [raw superglue] took effect, and a gust of superglue poured into the little brother's mouth, turning it into a statue that was imprisoned in place and fell down directly. to the ground.

Then, a corpse that was twirling wildly in a clothes dryer showed its power at last. This [hide and seek in the clothes dryer] corpse turned into a giant clothes dryer, wrapped the little brother inside, and started to spin crazily .

Just like that, my little brother vomited while being bitten by a piranha on the buttocks while singing sweetly, and spun in the clothes dryer extremely fast...

Watching this scene, Mo Lan recorded the video in grief, holding back her laughter and enduring it very hard.

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the little brother being controlled by the superglue and unable to move, Aqian felt that the [-] endless points that he blackmailed her were not so bad, and secondly, she also seized the best opportunity to attack. Together with the remaining anti-tank team of Bazooka, the girl puppet, under the calculation of Ji Yanpuppet, they launched an attack on the little brother.

Aside from the differences in the specific ways of expression and the difference in the fighting style of the main summoner, in fact, Aqian's tactics are similar to those of Mo Lan. , and limit the enemy's output space, relying on various abilities to crush the opponent's genre, but it is normal to compare Aqian's corpse puppet with the younger brother's junior, and itself, plus the difference in class, at best it can only be regarded as Mo Lan mini Even so, once such a tactic succeeds in causing a long-term restrictive effect on the enemy, what awaits the enemy is a swarm of terrifying killing lines.

Aqian's luck is indeed not bad, [Piranha] and [Expired Pie] are above-average and persistently harmful corpses in the corpse pool, while [Super Glue] and [Dry Cleaning Machine] are super-powerful controls that can be superimposed on each other. The latter ignores the damage of allies, and allows the attacks of allies to penetrate the outer shell and attack the enemies inside. In total, it can control the little brother for about eight seconds, and the additional effect of [Super Glue] is to prohibit body movements. control skills.

In this way, even if the little brother is conscious, he will not be able to use the [DIY scurvy therapy] that can be relieved...

But it’s still a [Dry Cleaning Machine]. If it’s a [Washing Machine], I might be able to save a wave of [Boiling Water] progress, but the current situation has no hope of turning the tables...

……nonexistent!

Just when Aqian attacked from the side, the anti-tank team launched a volley, and the girl puppet smashed at the little brother from the front of the dry cleaning machine. The little brother who was spinning and vomiting in the dry cleaning machine just started to vomit four times.

And this time, it spit out...

It's hot [boiling water]!

Under the rotation of the dry cleaning machine, the little brother's dragon mouth whirled and sprayed out a jet of explosive swirling water. This shot of [boiling water] was much smaller than the highest output, but it was enough to penetrate the defense of the dry cleaning machine. With the power of the bombardment on the TANK puppet, the glass of the dry cleaning machine was directly smashed by this drop of water, and even the entire square cage disappeared. The TANK puppet was poured with boiling water on his face, and he staggered back a few meters while howling, little brother Taking advantage of this opportunity, a [Flashing Flame Charge] shot straight into the sky and flew high above the sky. !

……why?

Aqian knew the little brother's [Boiling Water] ability, so it never used its long-range attack method [Run Water], but it still spewed out... What made it store a sufficient amount of water attribute energy?

Are you vomiting?Is that the inside out... clothes dryer?But that's just spinning, no water - come to think of it!

At this moment, Aqian thought of the third corpse among the four corpses that she got randomly at first, which was only used to superimpose damage/control deepening, the corpse whose cause of death was [alcohol poisoning]!

The salvo of wine just now caused the little brother to ingest several liters of wine in an instant... But there is only a small amount of beer in the wine, most of which are high-alcohol spirits, and even the legendary [ The water of life]...should have been accompanied by the body temperature of the little brother just now, and the volatilization has failed...the remaining water should not be enough to accumulate to the emission line of boiling water...

……what.

Aqian suddenly remembered something.

In the little brother's second match, its opponent [Chen Zhuang] once told it a story to trigger a controlling skill.

The name of that skill is [Chicken Soup for the Soul], and its effect is to shoot a fiery [Chicken Soup] into the enemy's body, causing damage and control effects.That's it, it paved the way for the little brother to trigger the [boiling water]!

This jet of water that shot out in the second game became the straw for my little brother to turn defeat into victory in the semi-finals!

The previous drinks, together with the [Chicken Soup for the Soul] before these few games, allowed the little brother to successfully accumulate the water attribute energy to the line where he could launch [Boiling Water], shooting a blow that reversed the situation of the battle!

Now, the little brother who sprayed expired pie and glue, burned piranhas to death, and pierced through the clothes dryer, there is no obstacle in front of him. Any [flame charge] that avoids space!

During the flight, spark missiles and biang explosions wiped out the last anti-tank team. The bazooka has no way to attack again in a short time. The blood line of the little brother is still 28%. It is enough to defeat these puppets in Y form !

Seeing that Ji Yanpuppet was about to be directly smashed to death by the younger brother's charge, Aqian had no choice but to undo the secret technique of expelling corpses that she could no longer use. ], change the position of Jiyan puppet and girl puppet again, and let the most fleshy girl puppet bear this heavy blow.

"Is it useful?"

Amidst the roar of Flame Charging, the little brother roared angrily, grabbed the head of the girl puppet that was smashed to the ground, and forcibly dragged the TANK giant beast that had no time to fight back to a distance of more than ten meters, jumped high, and triggered the [ Amazing], directly hitting Ji Yanpuppet who was not able to be transferred to a good position due to haste!

"Oh!"

There was a loud crash like a meteor falling to the ground, and the little brother had already brought the girl puppet to smash the Ji Yan puppet to the ground. At the same time, the Bazooka had released a new round of anti-tank teams. Crawling up from the ground, he wanted to use his grappling skills to stop the little brother's attack, but at this moment, the little brother had already crouched down and clenched his fist, the trapezoidal indicator area in front of the fist was shining brightly, and the burst of fist light directly knocked the girl puppet and the surroundings into the air. For all the ghost soldiers, the center line representing the real damage directly penetrated the entire body of Ji Yanpuppet, completely smashing its body into flying plastic fragments!

Amidst the sound of the abacus beads rolling all over the floor, the little brother slowly got up, holding the only remaining computer head of Ji Yanpuppet in his hand, turned his head under A Qian's solemn gaze, clapped his hands, and crushed the computer into a fake Discus with electric sparks.

Afterwards, the little brother took off with his legs and wings, and rushed directly towards the main body of the bazooka, which could only float slowly and could not dodge.

The little brother himself is a habitual offender who plays with Mo Lan to play more and less. Faced with this kind of multi-summon logistics player of the same level, one of the most effective solutions is to quickly disintegrate one or two of its summons. , Lost the ability to connect, and the opponent with insufficient individual strength can only be slaughtered by others, without the power to resist!

As long as the bazooka puppet also falls, the outcome of this match is doomed!

Looking at this scene, Aqian gritted her teeth, peeled off some fragments of her body again, and suddenly used a pair of maces, at the cost of consuming the upper limit of the maximum HP, forcibly used another [Corpse Puppet Exchange]...

And this time, it chose to exchange

The little brother's iron fist was about to hit the middle of the bazooka, but at the moment when the tongue of the flame fist had licked the edge of the bazooka, Aqian's figure directly took its place, and the two maces went straight to the little brother Throwing it on him, a surprise counterattack, directly threw the little brother back more than ten meters, shattering the shield that had decayed to less than half, watching it fly into the air, and looking at him speechlessly.

"This...what's the situation?" Yang Xiaopeng slapped the table on the commentary stage and shouted: "It's an unexpected scene! [Corpse puppet exchange] actually let Aqian contestant's body and bazooka puppet complete the exchange! This It's so weird! Ben Long just confirmed again that this skill can indeed only be exchanged between corpse puppets! What happened?"

what happened?Is there even a need to ask?

The little brother squinted his eyes, looked at Aqian's body through the sunglasses, and saw the gap on her body that was peeling off like cracks in an oil painting. There was not a trace of blood flowing out of the gap that could be seen, only the faint blue glow looming in the darkness. Light.

The answer couldn't be simpler. Aqian didn't use any means to break through the limit of skill selection. The reason why she can choose herself as the target to exchange corpse puppet is because...it is also a [corpse puppet]...

Aqian looked at the air and slowly fluttered her wings, looking for the little brother who had the next opportunity to attack, raised her left claw, and glanced at the wound that was still peeling off on the claw arm.

Using three puppets at the same time, overloading the secret technique of expelling corpses and exchanging corpses, has already made this corpse puppet on the verge of collapse.

……

In Aqian's impression, its life, or the second life, began when it opened its eyes from a piece of bone.

"Can you hear me?"

A somewhat green female voice, [Sentimental] is an adjective that Aqian thought of later, at the very beginning, it couldn't even understand what the voice calling itself was saying, and it was only when recalling this period of time that it reluctantly came up with it. The content of the words was pieced together from memory. At that time, it could only raise its head in the direction of the voice, and saw a girl with ponytails in a cloak squatting down, lifting the mask on her face and looking at herself.

At that time, Aqian was still a little charmander puppet, a little shorter than ordinary little charmander, so it had to move its stitched head to see the girl's face.

In the memory, Lan Ying's face has always been hazy. From the perspective of human aesthetics, she seems to be called "delicate" or "bookish". She is not a very beautiful person, but she has a strong affinity. Aqian doesn't know Whether this feeling comes from the so-called "baby bird plot", it didn't think about it.

"Well, it looks like they spelled it right..." Looking at the little charmander in front of him with no pupils and sutures all over his body, Lan Ying breathed out, stretched out his hand, and tentatively poked the little charmander on the head.

Aqian subconsciously lowered her head to hide.

"Well, it seems quite smart." Lan Ying clenched her fists in satisfaction, "As expected of me! Then... well, from now on, you will be called [Aqian]!"

It may be because of the beautification of memories. In my memory, I didn't understand any words at the beginning, but when I heard these two words, I knew that it should be my future name.

……

Later, Aqian gradually understood what she was, and she also understood who Lan Ying, whom she called "Sister", was a "User". According to their classification method, she was a second-level intermediate at that time It doesn't seem to be a particularly powerful character, but it is the strongest in A Qian's eyes. [User] will cooperate with a thing with a very rigid voice, which seems to be called [System], travel between worlds, perform tasks, obtain rewards, improve strength, and so on.

Lan Ying is a user of the necromancer system. Simply put, she can summon all kinds of corpse puppets to assist her in combat. Aqian herself lived in a place where the fire-breathing dragons were brutally slaughtered by the Rockets. The corpse found by Lan Ying in the ground is also the only one that still has hope of resurrection. Lan Ying spent a whole day finding all his stumps, and resurrected himself with skills, and brought him with him. Tributes to a settlement that was not saved in time.

Lan Ying is very kind to herself. Not only did she try her best to train her, but she even paid a lot of money to ask the Pokémon life system users in Bikini Beach to help her, so that even if she is a corpse, she can also gain the ability to accumulate experience points and evolve.

In this way, in the process of traveling around the world with Aqian, I gradually evolved into a fire-breathing dragon, and the ugly sutures on my body disappeared. From the appearance alone, apart from not being able to use most Pokémon skills normally In addition, there is no difference between myself and other fire-breathing dragons.

In my memory, on the day I evolved, Lan Ying made a chiffon cake for herself in the personal hall, but because it was the first time I made it, the cake didn't rise up, and the final product was a flat lump, and everyone was black-faced I ate it separately, it’s not really bad, but the taste is not good...

Although her ability to evolve normally has a lot to do with Endless Space and its users, Aqian remembers that she hated the [System] in the past, not only because it made Aqian and herself perform various troublesome and dangerous tasks every time. , and also because wherever she went, Lan Ying was always discriminated against and looked down upon.

In Aqian's eyes, Lan Ying is the greatest kind of person in the world. She saved countless lives with herself, defeated vicious and murderous evil spirits one by one, let the resentful souls sleep peacefully, let The wandering soul returns to his hometown, there is no one greater than Lan Ying, but...

[Necromancer] and [Puppet Master] are such professions, even if they are doing the work of comforting the dead, sending the dead back to their hometowns, and saving the common people, wherever they go, the local native creatures will look at Lan Ying and A Qian There is also always fear and hostility. Everyone is afraid of Lan Ying's power, spreading rumors behind her back that she will take out the souls of disrespectful people and make them into ghost corpses, but Lan Ying doesn't seem to care much about these all the time. Every time I stopped Aqian to prevent her from getting angry with the aborigines who had a bad attitude.

"Sister, why aren't you angry with the system and these people?"

When I finally couldn't help asking Lan Ying why she did this one day, Lan Ying was taken aback for a moment, and then asked, "What are you referring to?"

"They make you do such troublesome and dangerous things, and they still talk bad about you behind your back. If it was me, I would have smashed their heads into their asses." Aqian angrily said, "Why do you still save them? ?”

"How should I put it..." Lan Ying bit her index finger, her eyes wandering for a while: "It's not that I can't understand that they will be afraid... Before I died of illness and came here, I read the stories about exorcising corpses, liches, and ghost kings." I think it's quite scary. Everyone will be afraid of the corpses of the same kind. It's normal to be afraid when seeing a necromancer coming. Everyone's perspective is limited, and they will instinctively think about themselves and important people, just like I hope Aqian, you and I are fine, but our enemies wish we could explode in place now, they are all the same."

"What's the same..." Aqian felt that she just had a too good temper.

"Uh...it seems to be a little different, but it's about the same!" Lan Ying laughed: "And you think, the last time we went to [Mount and Blade: Pendor's Prophecy] world, Ravenston's ice sheet The snacks are delicious, aren't they?"

"It's okay... It's not long since I regained my sense of taste."

"In the DOTA2 world last time, the sunrise in Radiant Canyon was very beautiful, wasn't it?"

"It's not bad, what's the relationship with these?"

Lan Ying poked Aqian's stomach: "It doesn't matter, if we don't kill all the villains together with the system, Ravenston will be swallowed by the Misty Mountain army, Radiant Canyon will be invaded by Night Dire, ice chips snacks And there is no sunrise."

"Just for this?"

"Just for this." Lan Ying nodded: "Aqian, in my last life, I always had one thing that I regret very much."

"In my community...well, where I live, there is a stray orange cat downstairs in my community. It looks ugly and cute. It often asks people around for food. Sometimes I also take some Feed it ham sausage, small canned food, etc. Actually, this is not good, after all, it is said that stray cats are harmful to the ecology... But I still can't bear to see the kitten hungry."

"That orange cat is so obedient, it will respond to me every time I call it, and sometimes it will come to rub people." Lan Ying's eyes have the brilliance of memories, "I even named it, thinking that if one day If you can go out and live by yourself, you can raise it.”

"But... when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, it seemed to suddenly die one day." Lan Ying pursed her lips: "In my memory, it was lying on the grass at that time, and its breathing was a little short. I was in a hurry to go Seeing my grandma in the hospital, I thought it might just be a little uncomfortable, so I told the doorman I knew, left a ham sausage for her, and left. When I came back, I found it in a corner, and it turned out I found that it has gone to the cat, and next to it is the ham sausage that I took a bite of."