How Did It Become a River Crab?

After a while, the dragon head chanted:

"Little brother, you defeated Team Rocket in Ziyuan Town, Pokémon World, to avenge your friend."

"Slaughter the evil spirits at the Spider Mountain in Natian, and ask for an explanation for the thousands of innocent souls who died in vain."

"Created out of the siege with the Lord in many prison cages, fought and killed the powerful enemy of the dragon head, and rescued a few innocent children."

"Fight demons bravely in the wilderness, sacrifice your life for righteousness, and smash the Nossus caravan."

"In the world of puppet wars, smash the spiritual treasure chest, one rider is like a thousand, and the country is protected."

"Fight against nothingness in the kingdom of blood, and fight against chaos."

"A hundred days of bloody battles in the second galaxy, saving countless souls..."

"These are all merits of the best, the best, the best!" Long Shou said, "Especially the last two, they are achievements that many practitioners from all worlds can hardly complete in their lifetime! Talent, talent!"

"But I also need to look at your age. If it takes hundreds of years to complete these undertakings, the help given to you will be less. If you are young and talented, it will only take decades or even ten years to complete them. This is a great achievement, so why not have hundreds of heroic souls standing side by side with you?"

"Little brother, today you—"

Long Shou lowered his head and stared at the younger brother's sunglasses for a long time, then suddenly froze in place.

After a full ten seconds, the dragon head raised his head, and said in the highest volume ever: "All the worlds are full, close to half a year old!"

"puff!"

Many spectators in the auditorium spit out the Su Qianqian yogurt in their mouths, and the yogurt taste evaluation robots were all stuck on the necks of fire-breathing dragons, and they raised them up and asked, "What do you think about the yogurt of our company?" Do you have any user suggestions for the product? Please click the feedback interface below to let me know!" on the screen.

The little brother, who is still a few dozen days away from turning half a year old today, doesn't know what the people in the audience are thinking, but just continues to look at the Fujun, waiting for him to give a following.

After another long silence, the head of the palace monarch suddenly lifted into the air and said:

"Little brother, you are a talent in heaven and earth, and you are admired by dragons! But although you have done countless good deeds, you have a master, and your master has to go through tests. If the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be skewed sooner or later. Let me see The true past of your master!"

Under the gaze of the audience, the Monarch of the Palace flew out of the field, and the fire-breathing dragon valley opened a barrier for it, allowing it to fly in front of Mo Lan, separated from the void speed crab by a yogurt evaluation robot Pressing the fire-breathing dragon that was beating violently on the ground, they looked at each other silently.

A moment later, a new picture appeared in front of the head of the government.

Mo Lan took a look from here, and found that it was the same as what the system asked and prompted, not her past as [Mo Lan], but her real past memory. Mo Lan could choose to have the system forge a batch of the same nature. The memory was given to Fu Jun to read, but Mo Lan didn't think it was necessary and left it alone.

After a while, the Fu Jun seemed to have discovered some big news, and said loudly: "Pouring water on the students squatting in the toilet—"

The fire-breathing dragons in the audience gasped.

"—to punish the bully classmates who snatched the students' birthday gift pens and threw them in the toilet to pee upward."

All the fire-breathing dragons spit out a mouthful of sparks.

"Multiple kidnappings with impunity—"

The dragons in the audience gasped.

"—and assisted the kidnapped stray cats to find a suitable owner."

All the dragons spit out a mouthful of sparks.

"Burting someone's vital organs with a firework stick—"

The whole audience took a deep breath.

"——Successfully stopped human traffickers from abducting young children."

The audience spit sparks.

"The curb sticks out and trips the runner and breaks the jaw—"

The dragon took a breath.

"—Successfully caught the thief who snatched the bag and fled."

The dragon spit sparks.

"Incontinence of a person without physical contact—"

Suck.

"—Successfully subdued the criminal who broke into the house with a knife."

threw up.

……

After finishing talking, the head of the government and the expressionless Mo Lan looked at each other for three seconds.

"Knowledge!"

The mansion said loudly: "It's so good! Your master and servant are really high-quality good men from all over the world who believe in dragons. Good! Good! Good!"

"What's the problem with giving all the heroic souls to you? I wish you victory and defeat the powerful enemy!"

Five seconds later, all the ghosts on the top of Lord Longfeng who had just congratulated his opponent for beating him all flew out and came to the top of the little brother.

Ten seconds later, three-digit ghosts exploded eight dragon heads and surrounded the tombstone of Lord Longfeng.

Fifteen seconds later, the shield of the tombstone of Lord Longfeng was shattered, and was shot by the younger brother, splitting from the middle.

The moment the tombstone cracked, all the ghosts disappeared, and in the world, there was only a sigh left by Lord Longfeng: "You are a real hero, if you win, that's fine! That's fine!"

Lord Longfeng lost his ability to fight, and the winners of the fourth round were Shanxie Mo Lan and his little brother Xinlong!

This wave, this wave is a victory for others!

Chapter 980 Mo Lan Catches the Thief (3.5K)

After successfully defeating Lord Longfeng with his awe-inspiring righteousness (?), the younger brother also advanced to the semi-finals, only two steps away from the unattainable champion before.

In fact, Mo Lan did not have great expectations for the ranking of the younger brother. In his opinion, the Charizard players who can appear here are not mediocre. It is not surprising that they overturned in any link. It has already reached the goal of Mo Lan and the little brother. As for the championship, it can only be said that it is good.

But now, the little brother has truly stood on the stage of the semi-finals. When he reaches this position, everyone will want to go further. For the little brother, whether it can create miracles and win Champion, it depends on the next less than an hour.

"Speaking of which, boss." The little brother who was sitting back in the auditorium turned his head to look at Mo Lan, and said curiously, "I want to hear what the grave said just now... oh, the story about scaring the thief paralyzed without bloodshed."

"Ah? Oh that." Mo Lan was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that there was indeed such a thing in the famous scenes of the past that Lord Longfengfu read out.

"Speak out..." Mo Lan stroked her non-existent chin with pliers: "It sounds awesome, but in fact, this should be the most successful story of all my struggles against evil forces Wu's battle."

"What the hell can be more invincible than burning a person's lower body with a firework stick?" The little brother was startled: "Please let me have a good time."

"Okay, let me think about it..." Mo Lan raised her head, her eyes glowing with memories, "Ah, I was only a sophomore at that time."

In the second year of high school, amidst the melodious alarm clock, the irritating sound of the wind and the strange screams, Mo Lan from Rongcheng sat up from the bed, vented her anger for getting up, lifted the quilt on her head, and found that her Lying beside the bed was a man who was paralyzed on the ground and twitched endlessly. There was a trace of wetness between his legs. He was obviously frightened and incontinent.

Looking at the thief who was almost frightened into madness, Mo Lan began to recall everything she did last night.

As we all know, high school students are a kind of heroic species who wake up early, go to bed late, and sleep on average no more than six hours. In the year with the most executive power, many people will still face a persistent objective life problem: ... that is, they can't get out of bed.

Getting up at six o'clock in the morning, or even earlier, with the roar of the alarm clock, washing up and eating breakfast, and dragging the ghostly body to school, no matter how many times you repeat it, it is difficult to get used to it in the true sense. For high school students, the proportion of being late due to "oversleeping" has always been the highest among all types of lateness, and Mo Lan is no exception.

For Mo Lan, this problem is particularly strong in the second semester of his second year of high school (although the reason is because of playing mobile games and writing idle books), even with the blessing of the alarm clock and strong willingness to learn (in fact, he is not very good), unless the first The next day, I have to sneak to the classroom to make up homework before the teacher collects the homework. Otherwise, Mo Lan will often face the serious problem of subjective volition and wanting to get up, but objective facts will force subjective initiative and cause BUG interruptions in the school process.

Therefore, Mo Lan watched a funny video on the Internet one day, and was shocked by the excellent hands-on ability of the UP host of a bullet-screen video website. Thinking of the problem of waking up that has troubled her for a long time, she decided to make an [automatic wake-up machine] for herself. This solves the problem of not being able to get out of bed.

As a ruthless person who is strict with himself, Mo Lan knows that he is a stubborn person who does not cry when he sees the coffin, so he started from [Put a slap on the bed without getting up and automatically slap the face], [Hanging a water basin on the head] Water torture type without getting out of bed], [automatic explosion hammer type without getting out of bed with a weight hanging between the legs] choose among them, and finally found that I have a thicker skin and can easily resist the blow. After overcoming some technical difficulties, Mo Lan finally decided to adopt a relatively simple design: one-way folding.

The so-called one-way folding type is actually a board that can be automatically raised under the mattress. As long as it is activated, half of the mattress and the person on it can be supported together, which is equivalent to changing from [——] to [ L], forcing Mo Lan to sit up, and everyone knows that the most difficult step in getting up is actually sitting up, after completing this step, the rest is not a big problem.

After determining the goal, Mo Lan successfully installed a wake-up device under her mattress that can be bound to an alarm clock by searching the Internet, purchasing parts, and seeking professional guidance and assistance. After setting the alarm clock on the Internet, when the alarm clock rings, Mo Lan can be automatically supported at a constant speed. The speed is relatively slow, just giving Mo Lan time to react. After some experiments, Mo Lan was very satisfied and decided to get up the next day to watch See the actual effect.

The problem lies in the series of things that Mo Lan did that night.

The time when Mo Lan did the experiment was at the end of the second semester of the second year of high school. Everyone knows that at the end of June, the weather is quite hot. Mo Lan also turned on the air conditioner naturally, and Mo Lan has a problem that many people may have. My quirk is that I like to turn on the temperature of the air conditioner to 18 degrees or even lower, and then hug my quilt tightly to keep warm.Mo Lan did the same thing that night. It happened that Mo Lan forgot to close the window that night, and the rare night wind blew in. But Mo Lan was so focused on going to bed and playing with her mobile phone that she didn't notice this detail.

Mo Lan, who was covered with a quilt and turned on the air conditioner, climbed into bed and turned off the lights, and habitually left a night light that she installed under the bed to get up in the middle of the night to turn on water or spray. The lights are always on and off. Mo Lan, who was still in the second year of middle school (high school version) at that time, bought it to pretend to force herself. With this night light on, Mo Lan started playing with her mobile phone on the bed.

Halfway through the game, because he felt that the air conditioner was turned on too much and it was a bit cold, Mo Lan tucked his whole body into the quilt, just like he secretly played games under the quilt when he was a child. The game is a stand-alone rogue mobile game produced by an independent gamer. It is a bit fun, but also a bit boring. Because too much energy is spent on making great inventions during the day, Mo Lan became sleepy while playing, and stayed in Bengbu.

Before falling into a deep sleep, Mo Lan vaguely remembered that he had to set an alarm clock. He opened the alarm clock interface in a daze, clicked on the position at about six o'clock with his double vision, wrapped in the quilt, and entered the Dreamland.

Later, Mo Lan found out that she pressed the wrong button before going to bed because she was too sleepy, and chose the time of the alarm clock to be 2:[-] in the middle of the night that she had set to watch the DOTA[-] International Invitational Tournament.

All the prerequisites have been explained, and the key point is coming.

Not long after falling asleep, there was a torrential rain that is common in summer in Rongcheng at night.

Since Mo Lan's parents are not in China, her sister Mo Xuan sleeps in the studio, and Su Cai didn't come to pick up takeaways today, Mo Lan is the only one at home tonight. The night thief who was caught and stayed at Mo Lan's house for a long time, with the cover of night and rainstorm, managed to sneak into Mo Lan's house through the window, ready to find if there was any valuable property.

The thieves searched several rooms, but found no valuable gold, silver jewelry or handicrafts except for some change that had accumulated dust and was barely used , the thief, who was physically and mentally inflated, silently recited a sentence of Buddha's blessing in his heart, and prepared to rely on his own high-quality lightness skills to boldly touch the bedroom and find some gains.

Since all the doors were closed, the thief found a random room and found Mo Lan's door. He listened to Mo Lan's door for 5 minutes, and after confirming that even someone inside was asleep, the thief opened the door of the single male Mo Lan. The undefended door entered the room.

What he saw at that time was this scene:

The air-conditioning in the room almost penetrated from the soles of the feet to the back of the neck, the wind was loud in the dark room, the curtains were blown by the wind, shaking like ghosts, and the ground was emitting a blue light that was bright and dark like breathing , The thief turned his head and saw a cocoon-like object wrapped in a white quilt on the bed, motionless.

The thief is a superstitious middle-aged man. Seeing this scene, he was completely out of his wits. He mistakenly thought that he had entered a haunted house, and was about to walk out of the room backwards. At this moment, the door closed behind him with a "click". .

This is because the door will move on its own when the wind blows into the room, but as a fish that slipped through the net in compulsory education, the guilty and suspicious thief naturally couldn't think of this level. He was shocked when he thought he was locked in the room. At this time, the time flowed to [-]:[-] in the night.

Mo Lan's alarm clock rang.

If the audience still has an impression of Mo Lan's alarm clock at this moment, they will know that he is a person who often changes all kinds of weird alarm clocks, and among the many weird alarm clocks, Mo Lan has always loved one that can wake him up quickly , There are also alarm clocks that have appeared in previous plots: the special infected person of the "Left [-] Dead" series, the screaming cry of the banshee [Witch], with an exclusive horror BGM version.

So, at the moment when [-]:[-] came, a horrible ghost cry sounded from the side of the thief. He froze, cracked, and slowly turned his head. In front of him, the human figure who had been lying on the bed, wrapped like a corpse, sat up very stiffly and slowly amidst the sound of the storm!

Crying...the crying came from there!

In the shadows, the thief even had the illusion that the strange thing covered by the white cloth seemed to be folded up with the whole bed, and accompanied by ghostly cries, the white cloth that was lying well was actually slowly touching the ground. The vertical became ninety degrees!

Then, something even more frightening happened to the thief.

The human figure under the white cloth...under the gaze of the thief's quake pupils, began to squirm slowly at first, and then became faster and fiercer as time went by!

As the crying intensified, the unknown existence in the white cloth let out waves of equally terrifying roars at the same time!

At this moment, there was a flash of thunder, and the thing in the quilt began to struggle violently, and the next moment it was about to break through the layer of white cloth and cull it out!

"Help--help!!"

How could a thief who believed in God and had a guilty conscience be able to bear such a horrible thing, immediately poured out feces and urine, swayed, foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

In the second year of high school, amidst the melodious alarm clock, the irritating sound of the wind and the strange screams, Mo Lan from Rongcheng sat up from the bed, vented her anger for getting up, lifted the quilt on her head, and found that her Lying beside the bed was a man who was paralyzed on the ground and twitched endlessly. There was a trace of wetness between his legs. He was obviously frightened and incontinent.