How Did It Become a River Crab?

Mo Lan turned her head stiffly, and said to Yazi:

"I... haven't passed the driver's license test."

Mo Lan, a male, a third-year student, spends 99.5% of the year in Chengdu. His main modes of travel are subway, online car-hailing and public transport, and he doesn't even know how to ride a bicycle or battery car.

Strictly speaking, this is not a big problem. In 2030, the level of public transportation in China will hit a new high, and the convenience of traveling around the country will be improved by a level compared with ten years ago. The underground transportation network in Chengdu has been expanded and improved many times. , Coupled with the improved public transportation, the online car-hailing network has become more convenient, and the demand for driver's licenses among modern young people has indeed been reduced a lot.

In addition, although Mo Lan's appearance does not match the filth and evil in his heart, his behavior pattern is still a game geek after all. Most of the entertainment in his life is occupied by a small amount of self-comforting fitness, games, novels, and animations. The entertainment activities outside are basically script killing and escape room, which are completely OK by public transportation. In addition, there is sister Su who has a driver's license as a tool. It is not a strange thing that Mo Lan does not take the driver's license test.

...But he never imagined that one day, he would face the terrifying situation in the game that he would not be able to answer the questions without taking the driver's license test, and would be beaten violently. From this point of view, Mo Lan's game spirit is still not enough... Fart!Who the hell would have guessed that one day he would help his summons take the subject one test in the game? ? ?

If it's the kind of question that asks you to obey the traffic rules, it's okay, at least you can rely on common sense to answer it, but like the test question that tests hard memory in front of you, Mo Lan really has no choice. Spilled with water mist... As if to overflow with piercing and piercing eyes, Mo Lan shook her head sadly, saying that she had nothing to do with it, and let the little sister get an A.

But it is a pity that Yazi's strong luck has no effect on this kind of non-lottery question that has little to do with endless point drawing. The final answer is C, 60, 100, and the little brother gave the wrong answer. For a moment, it found that its [Spark] skill and the supporting Tyrande evolution ability dimmed at the same time.

[Wrong question]: You did a wrong question, as a random punishment, your [Spark] and its supporting abilities will be temporarily banned for 3 minutes.

At this point, Mo Lan and the little brother understood the horror of the first subject attack of Zhanlong 70. It will randomly ban an ability of the enemy who made a mistake for as long as 3 minutes, which is equivalent to directly banning the enemy on the opposite side. Part of the combat power, such a tyrannical skill is naturally limited. There is a counter with [70] written next to the question setting device of Zhanlong 19, and there are still 19 [ammunition] available for the question.

If you answer all the 19 questions wrong, it will be enough for the little brother to return to the chrysalis state when he was in the city of gambling dogs. Even if there is a high probability that Zhanlong 70 will not launch all the questions for the future battle, but a few more wrong answers If there is no problem, the little brother will also fall into the predicament of being killed due to lack of hard combat power.

Damn it, sister Su who once advised me to take the driver's license test, it's me, Mo Lan, who made a mistake!

The little brother has no choice but to speed up the output rhythm, and at the same time delay all questions until the last second of the time limit to answer, try to ensure that he can kill the opponent before Zhanlong 70 seals his main combat ability.

The second question came one after another. The content of this question is [Which of the following illegal acts will the driver of a motor vehicle be scored 6 points at a time? ], Mo Lan thought it was [Driving a motor vehicle that does not conform to the permitted type], but the answer was [Driving a motor vehicle in violation of road traffic lights]... Isn’t running a red light deducted nine or three points?

This blow caused the little brother's [Qu Ren Zhi Wei] to be banned, relatively speaking, it was not fatal, but another question came over, the content was [When driving a motor vehicle through a railway crossing, what is the maximum speed that cannot exceed? 】

Mo Lan chose D: 20 kilometers per hour, and the answer was 30 kilometers. This time, the little brother was blocked by the [Flame Fist], and the facial piercer without the blessing of the Flame Fist and Qu Renzhiwei was reduced to an injury. It's a good sprayer, but the output capacity has dropped significantly.

But then, the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh questions were answered by Mo Lan one after another, because these three questions were all similar to [drunk driving can constitute a crime of dangerous driving, true/false? ], 【How to deal with a traffic accident? ] and other common-sense questions, people living in a civilized society can usually answer correctly, which saved the little brother from the tragic fate of being banned from the four skills.

At the same time, Zhanlong 70 also noticed that his opponent seemed to have a little understanding of this [Subject 50] supernatural power, unlike some powerful enemies in the prehistoric world who didn't even understand the meaning of ABCD, they were able to maintain [-]% The accuracy rate of left and right, in this way, I may not be able to win by relying on the subject alone...

After some calculations, Zhanlong 70 immediately used his second chariot magic ability.

In the middle of the battle with the little brother, in front of Zhanlong 70, a road made of holographic images stretched out instantly. This road extended to the side of the little brother at a very fast speed. The road extends to the little brother, no matter how the little brother evades, this virtual road is locked on him.

At the moment when the road was completed, the body of Zhanlong 70 jumped out along the road without warning, like a drifting image of a sports car accelerated four or five times, with a series of afterimages, turning around without slowing down Turning at a right angle, it hit the little brother at the other end of the road!

After the roar, the little brother was directly knocked away tens of meters away, and the holographic road solidified at the same time, like a giant blade that was so thin that it could not be seen clearly. The little brother scratched his body, drawing a dripping blood line on his body, and the data blood flow continuously overflowed from it, and it was obvious that a powerful blood loss effect was added.

"An astonishing blow, the director AI has already provided us with an introduction!" On the commentary stage, Yang Xiaopen slapped the table and shouted: "This supernatural power of Zhanlong 70 is called [Subject 70], and it uses the title to ban the enemy Skill [Subject [-]] is another combat skill that is relatively magical. If Subject [-] is to deprive the enemy of data, then Subject [-] is to use physics to destroy the opponent in actual combat. This move used by Zhanlong [-] , called [Correct Turn]!"

Mo Lan is numb. Although he has never taken the driving school test, he heard Su Cai scold him across the street. [Right-angle turn] is the second subject of the driver's license test, which is an assessment of the small road test. The content is to pass a 90-degree turn at one time. Said, put it here and turn it into a locked turn to knock people into the air, and then make a right-angle turn to make up for bleeding?

Endless space, I thought I had figured out your lower limit, but now it seems that my knowledge is still too little...

The little brother who was knocked out immediately stuffed [Black Blin Big Plum] and another thing into his mouth, and used [DIY Scurvy Therapy] to interrupt the repelling paralysis effect, and quickly climbed up after a little blood recovery, avoiding the He escaped the electric wall that emerged behind him, and avoided the follow-up machine guns and missiles that could submerge him. Otherwise, his blood volume would not directly enter the state of dead blood, but Zhanlong 70 was waiting for this moment, another subject. The test questions were launched, stopped and unfolded in front of the little brother.

This question is also a common sense question, and Mo Lan can answer it even if he has not passed the driver's license test. Locked in the barrier formed by this outline!

Mo Lan knew this outline. Rather, anyone who had lived in a modern city for a period of time could immediately recognize this outline drawn with white lines.

...This TM is a parking space!

That's right, a parking space!

Now that there is a parking space, and then, Zhanlong 70 aimed its rear side obliquely at the position of the little brother. It is not difficult to guess that what it will use next is the second nightmare project of countless driving school candidates.

——[Reverse into the garage]...

Along with the formation of the route, a symmetrical car phantom appeared on the opposite side of Zhanlong 70. The buttocks of the two cars suddenly fell backwards, and there was a burst of speeding up ten times【Please pay attention, reversing!Attention, reverse! ]'s voice prompt almost turned into the wailing of the ancient god, and he headed straight in the direction of the little brother, and slammed into him hard!

The arc it draws when reversing is so beautiful, and the butt of the supercar looks so hot and tempting, but now, the little brother is partnered by this beautiful parking space of Xiangche, and is directly squeezed into the air On the wall, while the blood volume plummeted again, it also entered a state of [suppression] for three seconds!

And it was the three-second control that made the little brother miss the opportunity to answer the question, and made the question reach the answer time limit. At this moment, the little brother lost the same ability.

The same Zhanlong 70 tried several times, trying to make it lose the ability: the wings of the little brother, disappeared!

Its ability to fly was stuck in a 3-minute ban!

This is undoubtedly the desperate situation in the desperate situation. The little brother fell to the ground after releasing the suppressed state, relying on the [flame charge] that actually uses the energy of the fire attribute to move to avoid the fall damage, and stood firmly on the ground But at the same time, Zhanlong 70 also landed at the same time, aimed at the direction of the little brother, and launched another round of ground charge!

The core purpose of Zhanlong 70 has been achieved. Its long-range weapons and ammunition have basically been used up. If it continues to carry it in the air, it will lead to a stalemate. Therefore, it has successfully forced the little brother from the sky back to the ground. It can only be used on the ground. The super-speeding collision stunt that I am most proud of, next, only one collision is needed to solve the battle.

The speed of this charge is no different from the one at the beginning of the previous one. It is still too fast to dodge. At this moment, the little brother no longer has the leeway to launch another death hedge. It seems that he can only watch helplessly as the enemy smashes himself into a Shards, win this battle.

The Tyrande cells in the little brother's body are still roaring, it can already feel that its body is undergoing some changes, the third evolutionary ability that is enough to deal with this difficult situation is about to take shape, as long as there are 20 seconds... no , ten seconds!As long as there are still ten seconds left, the last power of Tyrande may be able to pour into his body...

However, time is running out.

This is normal. No one can win forever. My little brother is a strong man, but there are countless strong men who have participated in the fire-breathing dragon trial. There are dragons outside the dragon, and there is a sky beyond the sky.

... But at least, it won't be at this moment!

The little brother opened his hands suddenly, and threw a white shadow that was enough to cover Zhanlong 70's sight in front of him!

As early as a few seconds ago, the little brother ate [Hei Bulin Big Plum] in mid-air, and when he used scurvy therapy to relieve the control of his body, the little brother had already eaten another thing, together with the plum, into his stomach.

That is one of Mo Lan's props. It has been placed in the little brother's backpack for a long time. It is used as an emergency prop in case of emergency. It has helped the little brother and the whole team to overcome difficulties many times. Its name is: [Magic Little Hair]!

This flower has five petals, every time you eat a piece, you can get a random magical ability corresponding to the color, let the little brother become a matcha cake master, sing the Violet Eternal Garden OP, and become an invincible star hot dark weapon The dragon's throat is still black and white, but what the little brother ate at that time was [white]...

And the white shadow that the little brother just threw is the unique bonus brought to him by the [white] petals this time.

What it threw out was a pair of white pantyhose!

Just when the audience was shocked, and even thought it was a pair of savory soft SQ weapons that could be used to suffocate opponents, the introduction of the props that followed made the audience feel ashamed: [The French King's White Silk]: You get the throw Once [Dharma King Baisi] has the ability, you can select an enemy at any point in the next 10 minutes, and throw a pair of stockings with the power of the French king at him, and Dharma King Baisi will restrain the enemy hit Stay in place for more than 3 seconds, and summon a high-power guillotine to launch a high-damage guillotine cutting on the enemy from top to bottom.

For friends who don’t study history, are not very interested in history, and don’t usually like to read cold knowledge, this may be a cold knowledge, but for Mo Lan, this fact is at the level of common sense: in European history , high-heeled shoes, stockings and other items, for a long time after they were invented, the main wearing groups were actually men.

There are many theories about the invention of high heels. Some say that it was invented by King Louis XIV of France to overcome the problem of short stature (this is doubtful), and some say that it was invented by Venetian shoemakers to prevent pedestrians from stepping on the dirt and mud on the ground. There are different opinions on the origin.

As for pantyhose, it is more certain. In the [-]th century, it was mainly worn by men in the upper class in Europe. Now you can find pictures of European kings such as Louis XVI and Louis XIV on Baidu, and you will find that they are really wearing pantyhose. White pantyhose, so, according to the description, if the stockings my little brother took out at the moment, if they really smell, it should also be the horrible smell of leg hair...

As for why Fawang Baisi summoned the guillotine... Lenovo, Lenovo.

All in all, Zhanlong 70 was really confused by the sudden big white net. The white big net stuck Zhanlong 70 in place, and its speed slowed down in an instant, just like a funny animation General crashed into a huge sock, pulled out the outline of the front of the car, was slammed back again, and was tied in place. Immediately afterwards, a huge guillotine of plus size appeared directly on the battlefield. The top of the front of the Dragon 70, from top to bottom, is about to cut off the front of the Zhanlong 70 alive!

Even though it is the life of a car, if the front of the car is cut off, it will not be killed in seconds, but losing the important pair of front wheels, it is impossible to beat the little brother. Two blade-like shadows suddenly bounced from the glass in front, firmly stuck on the falling blades!

Mo Lan turned on the magnifying device and took a closer look, and found that it was the windshield wiper on the car window...

As expected of a madman in a desperate situation, even the windshield wipers are so crazy...

Although the wiper is crazy, it is somewhat powerless in the face of the heavy guillotine. However, Zhanlong 70 itself does not intend to use this move to push the guillotine back, but to buy some time to retreat. Then he reversed the car abruptly, using his speed to break free from Baisi's shackles, turned around, and charged towards the little brother again.

At this moment, the little brother can already feel the tingling sensation coming from all over his body, continuously converging, and finally concentrated on his hands and arms. His own evolution has already begun, but the little brother knows that he has no way to fight back now.

Just when the little brother sighed and was about to accept the ending, Zhanlong 70 suddenly fell sideways.

...? ? ?

In the auditorium, Mo Lan, who raised the Phantom Gun Duelist, let out a sigh of relief, while Zhanlong 70 glanced at his side with the help of his rearview mirror in a daze.

An extremely obese green-skinned fat man in a red mandarin jacket was using super fast hand speed that was not commensurate with his fat body, and vigorously removed its left rear tire with his bare hands!

Goblin Thief, Mo Lan's magic card, just finished reversing the Zhanlong 70, was in a relatively unstable parking state, and the blood volume was also not healthy, and successfully followed Mo Lan's instructions to steal its magic card. The tire, throwing it in the direction of the little brother, was punched by the reacting little brother and smashed into twisted and deformed tatters!

Fuck, this fat man stole my tire!

Zhanlong 70, who finally reacted, immediately prepared to hit the gang with the car door, but the fat man who had finished stealing moved his buttocks to complete the retreat first, turned around and disappeared, hiding his merit and fame.

"...Do you think you can stop me like this?"

After a moment of silence, Zhanlong 70 spoke for the first time. The voice came from its car speaker, a bit like a mechanical voice translated by Google: "I am the best at spare tires."

...The first sentence revealed some sad facts, Zhanlong 70-san.

As it said, its trunk popped open in a very short time, and a new spare tire flew out of it automatically. It took only a few seconds to complete the installation, and then Zhanlong 70 launched another charged.

But this time, the little brother who was trembling during the tire change no longer tried to avoid it. He raised his head, and the black sunglasses reflected the sunlight from the top of his head, and the reflection was reflected on the front glass of Zhanlong 70, making it There was an extremely ominous premonition, but the arrow had left the string and could not be retracted, so it simply increased its speed and slammed into the little brother.

At this moment, the little brother closed his eyes, spread out the field of [Mind Eye Dragon Scale], stretched out his claws, and blocked himself in front of him.

At this moment, Zhanlong 70 clearly saw that on the arms of the little brother, at some point, two scarlet thorns like crescent moons had grown.

During the time that Xiao Fafa and Mo Lan jointly procrastinated, in the little brother's body, the Tyrande gene's [Evolution to Battle] for the current crisis was completed.

This is the third time, and it is also the last evolution given to my little brother by the Tyrande gene. At the moment of completion, my little brother heard a dragon chant that gradually faded away, and it seemed that something in his body left forever. My brother knows that [Tyrande] has completed his final mission and truly entered the peaceful sleep that this unyielding dangerous species should enjoy.

...Thanks, Tyrande.

Thinking silently in my heart, the hot front of the car is already approaching my eyes!

At this instant, the little brother opened his eyes suddenly, and time almost stood still in his eyes. He saw the Zhanlong 70 less than one meter away from his body, and his body could feel the heat of the flashing charge it launched.

And at this moment, the bony spurs in the little brother's hands shot out with a dazzling light almost like a scorching sun!

"Blazing Moon..."

The little brother waved his arms faster than Zhanlong 70, and two rounds of fiery arcs flew out of his hands, one left and one right, bottom-up, piercing through the chassis of Zhanlong 70, piercing out from the roof , making it freeze in place as if time stood still!

……what happened?

Why can't I move? ?

what did it do ? ?

Countless questions appeared in the hearts of all the audience and Zhanlong 70 at the same time, but it didn't have much time to think.

Piercing Zhanlong 70 with two halos extending from the arms, the little brother looked at the two crescent moon spikes and counted silently for a second.

"...the wheel of death!"

A second later, the two fiery crescent moons rotated at an astonishing speed, and in an instant they turned into two rings of fire wheels that were hot enough to easily melt gold and iron. Like two circular saws, they pierced fiercely and cut through Zhanlong 70 body, almost cut the car body into four parts!

The damage tube device quickly glued the incision, but the blood volume of the Zhanlong 70 still dropped extremely rapidly, and the moving speed of the tire that wanted to retreat was also about 70% slower than before. This blow completely reversed the situation between the little brother and the The victory and defeat situation between Zhanlong [-]!

The moon arc cut by these two rounds of flying shots is the last gift that my little brother got from Tyrande [Blazing Moon Death Wheel]...

[Blazing Moon Death Wheel]: Your arms have grown bone spur organs that can strongly compress fire attribute energy and store it as an extremely powerful counter weapon [Blazing Moon Death Wheel] that can consume projectiles and block enemy attacks. The ability strengthens your body strength, the damage caused by your unarmed strike increases by 35%, and when you are about to be attacked, you can assume a firing posture and automatically launch [Zhiyue] towards the unit that tries to attack you...

[Zhiyue] will hit your target at a very fast speed (up to 300 meters away), destroy the projectiles around you as much as possible, shake away the enemies around you, and cause a moderate Fire attribute damage, interrupting the release of its skills, and imprisoning it in place for 1 second, during which it cannot use most of its displacement abilities.

After 1 second, Blazing Moon will transform into [Death Wheel], and perform a high-intensity fire damage cut on the selected target. This attack ignores 80% of the enemy's related resistance, and may cause additional severed limbs effect, and slows enemies by 50% for the next two seconds. The cooling time of [Blazing Moon Death Wheel] is one hour.

This is an extremely powerful counter-attack skill. It can not only disperse the dangers around it to the greatest extent, but also in turn cause extremely terrifying super-high output to the attacker. It can be called a hero among counter-attack skills.

But at this moment, this newly unveiled blow became the death knell of Zhanlong 70.

The 2% deceleration effect in 50 seconds is enough for the little brother to take a step forward, grasp it with both hands, and directly grab the Zhanlong 70 in front of him again with [Strong Hand Cracking Skull]. Run, ran a few steps forward, jumped high, smashed it to the ground like a slam dunk, raised a large amount of gold and iron dust, and the flames splashed everywhere!

[Amazing] Afterwards, taking advantage of the deepening deceleration, the little brother clenched his right fist, and struck out with a [Deliberate Booming Fist] hard. Shield, the front of the Zhanlong 70 was distorted and deformed by the blow of the little brother. The whole car was placed in GTA, and it was already damaged three times.

Just as the deceleration effect was about to disappear, Zhanlong 70 was about to retreat, but the deliberate punch punched by the younger brother was not retracted, and his right paw was firmly grasped, and it got stuck on the car body.