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"The father replaces the mother to give birth to the child. The mother is responsible for the long-term battle for several months, and the father completes the most painful challenge with the highest death rate at the last moment. This kind of cooperation has reduced the death rate of children and mothers in the kingdom from [-]% to [-]%. Over a hundred years ago, the "Big Belly Kungfu" developed by a national who accidentally wandered in another world and returned miraculously became popular, and the survival rate of every father who was responsible for giving birth to a child was once again increased by several tenths. , With the assistance of these two turning points, the kingdom has gradually restored its former prosperity."

"Now, no matter men or women, any determined and determined fire-breathing dragon can choose to practice [Big Belly Kungfu] in adulthood, become a male mother or a mother-in-law, and be responsible for giving birth to mothers in the surrounding areas. I am like this A fire-breathing dragon, when I gave birth to you, my own child, I also helped Aunt Mason at the village entrance, Sister Flott from the bakery and several other mothers give birth to their children. And you, my child, now You have to face this choice.”

"Before this day, fire-breathing dinosaurs lived a carefree childhood, but now, Leroy, you have to choose, you can take a different path from me, study, join the army, and be like other fire-breathing dragons Go to the frontier to garrison, travel around the world, look for secret treasures that can restore the peace of the kingdom, or pass the most rigorous assessment, embark on wandering in another world, find ways to further reduce the pain of the kingdom's citizens, and become like me. Male mothers, these choices are all equal, and everything depends on your choice."

Every time Leroy thinks of this, he can instantly recall his original answer.

"...I'm a greedy dragon, father." Leroy said at the time: "I want it all."

"I want to be a male mother, and I want to wipe out the enemies on the frontier. I want to travel around the world, and I want to go to other worlds to find the future for the kingdom. If the user and the big belly skill are the two brilliance to save the fire-breathing dragon kingdom, then I will , will become the third way!"

Even now, decades later, the aged Prime Minister Leroy will still be proud of himself who was beyond his control.

Apparently, it worked.

The trial of the male mother is full of pain. During the practice of the big belly kung fu, she shattered dozens of iron rods with her hands because of the pain. In order to release the pain, the roar that diverted her attention could almost penetrate the mind, and she practiced a brass hammer Iron strikes, fire refines ice and melts a body that does not change face.

It made the Blastoise Empire, which tried to tear up the peace treaty and launched a surprise attack, pay the blood price, traveled around the world, and became a well-known male and female mother of the fire-breathing dragon legend. Traveling around the world, I found a way to improve the pot belly skill, so that all fire-breathing dragons can practice the evolved version of the belly-opening skill, which can store various weapons of war in the huge belly, so that the kingdom came to its heyday, and finally got rid of all intrusion , can survive in peace and prosperity.

But now, it has given birth to thousands of fire dinosaurs, created the method of directly conceiving by males, so that gender is no longer a shackle of fertility, and has also tried its best to improve the belly-opening skill, constantly trying to reduce fertility and breed two The pain in the process allows Charizards of any gender to freely choose whether to give birth or not, and freely choose any role.

Because of this, Leroy, the number one warrior of the Charizard Kingdom, the former Prime Minister, and the Great Prime Minister, has indeed become the third ray of glory of the Charizard Kingdom. Tickets, it wants to fight here to further reduce the pain suffered by the kingdom, and to fight for a way to destroy this curse. Before it closes its eyes forever, it wants to see the first [Little Charmander] live without any pain. In the cradle, broke out of the shell again!

On the ring, Leroy and the little Charmanders who stopped fire around stared at the little brother and said with a smile: "This is the glorious past of my old man."

With the help of the commentary force field, the people in the auditorium and commentary stage listened to the 1-word history of the rise and fall of the Charizard Kingdom in one minute, and understood the reason why Prime Minister Leroy participated in this ring. Yang Xiaopeng fell silent. After a while, he said: "Such a wonderful story, then, little brother contestant, after listening to this story, are you touched in any way?"

The zoom screen turned to the little brother, and I saw that the fire-breathing dragon in sunglasses had no expression on its face from beginning to end. It seemed that it dismissed the prime minister's past stories.

"A will as cold as steel, perhaps, this is also the calmness and calmness that a fighter should have!"

No, the little brother should have been touched.

The audience didn't know, but Mo Lan and the junior heroes knew very well that the little brother was indeed shocked by the past events of the Charizard Kingdom.

The reason is simple, in this 1 minute time...

Little brother, didn't try to take the opportunity to sneak attack when Prime Minister Leroy talked about the emotional part!

Everyone understands, this is the little brother taught by Mo Lan!

Even with the blessing of the ring, the opponent's desire to sneak attack will be suppressed, but Mo Lan has carefully observed that from the beginning to the end, the little brother didn't even try to "sneak attack" at all.

For the opponent who is facing the little brother, this is already a terrifying respect!

"Old man, your story is terrible."

The little brother stretched out his good paw, pointing to Prime Minister Leroy's forehead: "The story is full of boasting, pretending to be a little tricky throughout, and the narrative technique is quite ordinary. For a long time, I didn't want to hear the second Second-rate."

"But." The little brother changed his gesture and gave a thumbs up: "I admit, you are this."

"I respect warriors who can sacrifice for their hometown and ideals, which is why I didn't draw a gun and shoot you in the head when I listened to this five-dollar story, but this is the last concession I can make .I will not show any mercy to you because of this story."

"I also have reasons why I have to persevere!" The little brother pointed his thumb at himself: "If I fall down here, then..."

"...I won't be able to fight the next game!"

Brother, the causal relationship is indeed very reasonable, but from the perspective of emotional rendering, it is indeed not as good as the opposite...

"Son, I'm saying this, but I don't know why I want to say it all of a sudden." Prime Minister Leroy squinted his eyes and smiled kindly after hearing this: "At this point, I'm already eligible to exchange for a baby insurance policy at the Fire-breathing Dragon Valley. The equipment and pain suppression device, as well as the matching nutritional supply, are enough to minimize the death rate in our kingdom, and every next step depends on the luck of my old bone."

"I have collected your information in the auditorium. I heard that you are a user's comrade-in-arms. If you beat me here, everything you have gained will definitely allow you and the user to save The Charizard Kingdom saved more lives, right? In this case, the old man feels that everything is the same."

"Thank you, old man." The little brother said: "After this victory, I will remember you."

"...young dragon." Leroy narrowed his eyes and said kindly: "There may be a misunderstanding between us."

While speaking, Leroy's stomach began to swell rapidly, as if something extremely huge was about to gush out of it.

"Do you know why I keep calling myself [Old Bones]?"

Leroy raised his head, staring at the little brother who took off with fluttering wings, ejected a large number of spark missiles from behind and rolled towards the ground, and opened his eyes suddenly.A fierce light suddenly appeared in the pupil, piercing the top of the little brother's head!

"Because in my opinion, you, a kid who has never experienced menopause, still need decades of training to fight against my charizard kingdom's number one warrior, the giant belly dragon Leroy!"

He straightened his huge belly, aimed it in the direction of his little brother, and released a huge brown-black giant shadow, which almost covered most of the battlefield!

"Xiao Maotou, in the easternmost real dragon kingdom of the fire-breathing dragon kingdom, there is a saying called [the prime minister can pull a boat]..."

Under the huge brown-black sailboat in the sky, in the shadows, Leroy shot out another scorching fire from his belly.

"Let's see it, what I gained when I traveled in the heavens and worlds! This is [Flying Dutchman]!"

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The little brother had no expression on his face, and his body turned to the side like an old Wei Ming who was focused on hiding and slashing, dodging the pillar of flame hidden behind the flying pirate ship, and looked up at the giant ship above his head.

The warship born by the prime minister Leroy who can punt is extremely huge, almost comparable to the largest sailing warship that can be seen in the age of great navigation. Its shape is directly dotted by pixels of various colors, and the surrounding square shape Surrounded by pixel ghosts, a full forty cannons are distributed on both sides of the ship, and the sound of wind and waves surrounds the warship like the howl of the undead. For real oppression.

[The Flying Dutchman], also known as [The Flying Dutchman] or [The Wandering Dutchman], is a sea legend that has been passed down since the Age of Discovery. According to legend, it is a ghost ship that can only dock once in a century. Capturing ships at sea, sucking the souls of sailors to replenish the crew, and strengthen themselves, is the most famous [ghost ship], in "Pirates of the Caribbean", "Sid Meier's Pirates", "Terraria" and other works. debut.

Looking at the pixel shape of the ship in front of me, it should be from the 2DRPG adventure game "Terraria". Staff], [Beekeeper], one of the eight swords in the hands of old mother Qi Miao, are all weapons in this game, and [Dutch Flying Pirate Ship] is the final boss of the pirate invasion event in this game.

But compared to the original version of Ferra, which is unbearable and only has four or five cannons in total, this lump in front of you can be said to be a 120-year-old Dusk Taikoo version with affixes, and its deterrence is more than 01:30 points. The door looks like a flexible cannon that can adjust its angle by itself, which is enough to make the little brother scold his mother in his heart.

"This item was given to me by a local friend when I was traveling around a magical pixel world." Leroy retreated behind the protective cover extended by the Dutch Flying Pirates, stroked his beard and smiled: "My friend It’s amazing, it has no expression on its face, and it doesn’t make a sound except for being beaten all day long. In addition to the box, its home is all kinds of unimaginable furniture and machines. There are dozens of them on the roof of the building, which are only the size of a single room in the toilet. Each room has only a torch, a chair and a table, and there are a group of pixel people with the same expressionless faces, and they only know to sell me when they meet, it is really a very magical world.”

"In this world, I and that friend repelled an invasion of a pirate army. After going through untold hardships, I finally shot down the invading Dutch flying pirate ship. I took the wreckage of the ship into my belly, and later I traveled around the world, hunted down and severely wounded Mumpen, the culprit who cursed our country, and used the items left by him to recast this flying pirate ship. Now, this is a behemoth of air combat that can automatically fire shells, boy , can you bear it?"

The little brother looked up at the flying pirate ship above his head, looked from top to bottom, slowly lowered his head, looked at Leroy who was not far away, and showed a kind smile: "Soon, it will be my turn to ask you That's the problem."

The next moment, the little brother shook his wings violently and rose into the sky!

"fire!!"

At the same time, Leroy's tone was no longer benevolent. Accompanied by its heavy roar, dozens of heavy cannons on the flying pirate ship moved at the same time, turned around, and fired a faint blue ball towards the little brother. Shells!

The mobility of these turrets is far more sensitive than that of real sailing warships, and they can turn more than 270 degrees. The shells fired have a certain degree of self-sniping (the term for barrage games, referring to the barrage that will actively track the player's position... It's time to explain this term.) As a result, the shells flying all over the sky were like a dense firepower net, smashing in the direction of the little brother.

……too slow!

For the little brother who has [Heart Eye Dragon Scale], the flying speed of these shells is like a black iron EZ that is blindfolded and shoots a Q that is twice as slow in his direction. An insult to the level of the little brother, I saw it flying up and down like a hummingbird in the rain of bullets, sensitively dodged all attacks, seized the opportunity, took out the face piercer, attached the flame fist and the power to bend others, The gun hit a cannon!

The bullet slammed into the dead black giant cannon, blowing up the whole cannon into blooming scrap iron, and it couldn't fire a single shell anymore.

[Facial piercer] The sex with my little brother can be called an adulterer... a natural pair, this weapon that fires melee bonus bullets is equivalent to an extension of my little brother's Wing Chun, and it is the flourishing development of Wing Chun in the endless space Interpretation and proof.

Little sister, you are great!

After a few shots and three cannons exploded, the little brother saw the opportunity and approached the side of the flying pirate ship. He leaned against the side of the ship with the heels of his palms, as if sensing something, the longan behind the sunglasses narrowed slightly.

After that, the little brother flipped over suddenly and flipped back in the air directly above the ghost ship, that is, above the deck. Logically speaking, this place is above the deck, and the cannons on both sides cannot hit here. A natural blind spot that is extremely difficult to avoid...

But why did no one think of this dead end in the Age of Discovery?The first reason is that magic spaceships that can fly to other people's heads to output output may be relatively rare at that time, and everyone still drives each other at sea, and the second is because...

There are crew members on the deck.

Just when the little brother appeared directly above the deck, a cold will-o'-the-wisp burned under the miserable green, slippery moss-covered deck, and the fire spread upwards from the gap, quickly condensing into illusory dragons made of flames Shadow, there are fire-breathing dragons and fire-breathing dinosaurs among them. They rushed towards the little brother, and the bullets of the face piercer passed through their bodies, unable to cause any damage to him.

These ghosts are the souls of male mothers, mothers and children who died in the Charizard Kingdom. After obtaining the magic left by the voodoo mage Mumpen, Leroy managed to deceive God Giratina , temporarily lead the souls of the dead to the ship, so that the victims can be preserved, and the dead have a chance to see the world. They can't leave the deck of the flying pirate ship, but they can hardly be killed again on the deck. So far, many villains have fallen under their flames.

And if it weren't for the fire-breathing dragon valley to reset and protect all important items (such as core weapons, expendable moves, etc.) Against this terrifying opponent, little brother.

Seeing that the guns, fists and feet were ineffective, the little brother didn't change his face. It didn't come here to avoid the shells. I saw it put away its weapons, and use the remaining iron fist to clenched the double flame fist, and the word biang exploded outward at a very high speed. , bombarded the mast of this ship together with Iron Fist!

The mast, that is, the important structure of the sailboat with the sails and the watchtower, under the slamming of the little brother, the thickest mast on the ship broke directly, fell from the deck, and turned into blue before landing. Black ashes.

After the main mast broke, the entire Flying Dutchman...

Not moving.

"Young dragon." Leroy in the shield sneered, "You don't think that a flying ghost ship needs a mast and sails, do you? The mast is just a decoration, and young dragons won't understand it!"

Young people won't understand your stalk anymore, the old Long family...

The little brother remained unmoved, avoiding the giant cannons coming from all directions, while doing the same thing, interrupting all the masts, flying out of the deck before being swallowed by the soul dragon, while dodging the artillery formation, once again confronted the flying robbers. The ship's cannon launched an attack.

Seeing that the simple cannon was just a pretense for the little brother, Prime Minister Leroy shook his head helplessly, and said, "Little guy, do you know? In the real dragon kingdom, there is another allusion called [There is poetry in the belly. From China]..."

As Leroy said, dozens of magic books with different colors and different icons flew out from the opening of his belly, pulled by the lines of ink, and rushed into the sky. Surround the little brother from all directions!

The next moment, powered by Leroy, who had a lot of ink in his stomach, these magic books spread out at the same time, firing different projectiles in the direction of the little brother.

Mo Lan took a look at it. There are probably three types of projectiles. One is a fast water bomb, the other is a burning skull with a tracking effect, and the last one is to stay in place for a while after being fired. The purple-black energy sickle that shoots at an accelerated rate.

These three things are also the weapons in "Terraria". They are three relatively early magic books, called [Water Arrow], [Skull Spell Book] and [Demon Hoe Knife]...

"These magic books are a parting gift from the friend I mentioned earlier. He gave me all these magic books that he has treasured for a long time, and expanded them into my armed collection." Leroy said with a smile: "Come on , little brother, doubled the barrage density, can you dodge it?"

Hearing this, Mo Lan recalled what Leroy said before, "I helped it repel the pirates", looked at the three magic books in front of him, compared the progress of the game, and came to a conclusion.

Old Long Family, your friend is so stingy...

Among the three types of projectiles, the speed of the water arrow is several times faster than the original version, the flying speed of the skull, and the acceleration of the devil's shovel are much faster. Cooperating with the extremely high-density shell rain, it has indeed caused considerable damage to the little brother. Trouble, my little brother is like an oriental player who is a bit flustered when challenging the L difficulty for the first time. From time to time, he will be rubbed by a few [water arrows] and lose a little blood. It seems that he is not as calm as before.

Leroy stood in the shield that was gradually weakened as the cannon and the hull were damaged, silently observing the movements of the little brother in the air. When he found that the little brother was hit by a water arrow and a shell one after another, he let out a sound. It sounded like a dragon roar of an order.

After the roar, the shells fired from the big ship that the little brother was facing suddenly transformed into a large ball as dense as iron sand, and covered it in the direction of the little brother!

[Grapeshot], a common special type of ammunition in the age of great voyages, uses the structure of the net bag to bundle the shells of one size smaller together, and after firing, it can form a barrage like a shotgun. The gun used for boats, the barrage of this spray is extremely tight, the little brother has no way to avoid it, so he can only reduce the hit area sideways, and he took a few shots abruptly, and immediately after, the barrage from all directions began to attack more frequently. The little brother caused damage, causing its bloodline to drop rapidly.

If you have played music games or barrage games, and various fast-paced action games with low error tolerance, you should be able to understand the problem of [broken rhythm]. In these games, it’s okay when you don’t make mistakes. The note may be hit once, and it is easy to be hit the second, third, or even kill GG because of being in a hurry. At this moment, the little brother is facing this extremely serious problem.

But at this moment, Leroy was still not satisfied, it seized the opportunity, shouted again, and let the flying pirate ship change to the third type of ammunition, a lightning net flew out from the muzzle of the gun, quickly opened, The inevitable little brother is wrapped in the power grid!

This grid bomb is made by finding the city-state of electric spiders in my hometown, combined with their secret [grid], the number of shells is rare, and it is only used when dealing with the strongest opponents. It once helped the Dutch Flying Pirates defeat the The Water Arrow Turtle Emperor captured the giant golden snitch and shot down the runaway AI fighter plane. Now, the little brother will also become another dead soul bounced off the grid!

The little brother who was caught in the net turned into Hathaway on the spot, and was paralyzed by the electric current in the air, unable to move. At the same time, a large number of shells, water arrows, demon pickers and skulls bombarded the little brother's body. The blood volume is about to return to zero, and it is a pity to leave the stage!

"Little brother, a great crisis!"

Yang Xiaopeng, who was on the commentary seat, said in shock: "There has been such a big reversal...Mr. Wilke, what do you think?"

"Pfft!!"

Mrs. Wilke held a big bottle of milk and sucked it with a pacifier. Hearing this sentence, it took a mouthful of milk, turned its head and sprayed it directly on Yang Xiaopen's face.

At the same time, the little brother who was in a desperate situation in the power grid suddenly looked at Leroy and smiled strangely at him.

Before Leroy could think about the meaning behind the weird smile, he saw that the little brother had raised his head, opened his dragon's mouth, and moved towards the huge flying pirate ship ahead.

[Boiling water] was sprayed out!