How Did It Become a River Crab?

Mo Lan only felt a cardiac arrest.

[Chicken Changer], according to the description, this is a machine that randomly turns surrounding units whose strength does not exceed a certain level into chickens temporarily. It is also the invention that Mo Lan does not want to see at the moment, none of them.The reason is very simple, this thing... looks at the face.

Mo Lan has tried the Chicken Changer in the training mode. Every time this thing comes out, it will directly turn all juniors other than Mo Lan into chickens. Its working principle is to launch from From three shots to dozens of shots, regardless of enemy and friend, the chicken-changing beam with a limit of [-] rounds is randomly distributed to all units present, and every hit will cause the unit whose strength is lower than Mo Lan to be turned into a chicken for [-] seconds. The active effects of equipment skill bonuses are all invalid. If you are unlucky, you will be hit many times, and the time will be superimposed to a level of more than ten seconds, or even twenty seconds. It is a weak control and can be released by most of the skills. Solve it with transformation skills.

But the problem is...

As we all know, the little brother is unlucky, and the second just used up the release control.

The next moment, the chicken-changing device fired dozens of chicken-head-shaped light beams at a high speed, scattered and hit the five fire-breathing dragons in the audience, and the unsuspecting five dragons were hit by these chicken-head beams one after another, and instantly became Got five clucking chickens!

The faces of these five broiler-like white-feathered chickens are exactly the same (to be honest, the chickens can't see any difference in facial features...), but there are some differences in the details of the shape. One chicken wears sunglasses on its head, which is naturally the little brother chicken. Beside him was wearing an eyepatch, and his mouth was tied up by the way. As for the three on the opposite side, they were wearing giant-winged flying fish hats, with all white feathers and Lulu hats on their backs. Very easy to recognize.

Among the five chickens, Lululong took the shortest time to transform into a chicken, only 18 seconds, followed by Giant Winged Flying Fish, 21 seconds, Bai Yilong and Chen Wentian, 24 seconds, and the little brother... not bad, only 36 seconds.

In this way, the five chickens can only stare at each other, and for a while it seems that no one can do anything to anyone.

But looking at the time to remove the transformation, the little brother is at a huge disadvantage. Lululong has the advantage of being the first to remove the transformation, and there is a time difference of 6 seconds to deal with Chen Wentian and the little brother. The giant winged flying fish has a In 3 seconds, Bai Yilong and Chen Wentian recovered together, but the latter had to be besieged by three fire-breathing dragons within 12 seconds. After that, the little brother could be freed from the 36-second time to become a chicken.

In this way, the scene is undoubtedly at a disadvantage for the little brother and Chen Wentian. If there is anything to be happy about, it is that due to the rapid drop in height and the poisonous fog has begun to dissipate, the little brother Ji and Chen Wentian are at a disadvantage. Tianji has gotten rid of the poisonous mist, but the blood volume is still very unhealthy.

The five half-blood chickens looked at each other, and soon, the Lulu chicken, the giant-winged flying chicken and the white-clothed chicken discovered their own advantages (the time to change into a chicken will be displayed above their heads). Two unlucky chickens were killed.

But the next moment, their smiles... didn't change, because chickens can't laugh either.

In their line of sight, the two half-blooded rival chickens showed no signs of depression at a disadvantage. Their heads covered by blindfolds and the chicken's head wearing sunglasses looked at each other, then turned their heads slowly, and looked at the three chickens in front of them. He twisted his neck, and then raised his wings...

With the body of a chicken, they put out [Wing Chun Fist] and [Foshan Shadowless Foot] starting postures.

"Three." The little brother said in a low voice, giggling:

"Do you know... in some worlds, chickens are actually close relatives of Tyrannosaurus rex?"

"Let you three ignorant chickens experience the power and potential of chickens!"

The three chickens, who had never learned any physical fighting skills, looked at each other, feeling that the situation was slightly different from what they had imagined.

Chapter 960 Apologize to me, Zha Zhong! (5K)

The little brother chicken and Chen Wentian chicken didn't give their opponents time to understand. They clucked loudly at the same time, waved their chicken wings and claws, and killed three miserable chickens who were ignorant and inexperienced (referring to martial arts)!

I saw the little brother folded his wings into a ball, and with a posture that would never appear on a chicken in the real world, he turned the protruding part of the wing into an iron fist, and threw the root of the wing on the face of the jagged chicken. Will keep up with New Orleans, honey, salt-baked, marinated and other prefixes in front, but the giant-winged flying chicken is pulled back like a top and rotated several times in place. Take gold stars.

Chen Wentian Chicken followed closely behind, flapping its wings, a pair of chicken feet that should have been prefixed with tiger skin, rattan pepper, pickled pepper, sauerkraut, etc. fell on Lululong's body like a meteor shower. On the forehead, kick its hat directly into its body, its output is several times higher than that of Chinese fighting cock, it makes people tremble with fear, so majestic.

As mentioned earlier, the chicken-changing effect provided by this chicken-changing device is quite sparse compared with other transformation abilities. Not only can it be removed by most of the unlocking effects, but it will not ban the passive of the chicken-changing person. Suppose A person has the bonus effect of the stench cloud before transforming into a chicken, but after turning into a chicken, it is just from a smelly person to a chicken that pollutes the air, and it still remains.

Because of this, the wing root of the little brother chicken and the chicken claw of Chen Wentian chicken still have the skill passive output bonus of [Wing Chun Fist] and [Foshan Shadowless Foot], so that the three use active skills as the main output Mean chicks are powerless.He was beaten so badly that he was in excruciating pain!

"On the surface it's luck, but in fact, it's taking advantage of the differences in the fighting styles of the two sides to bring the strength of all players to the same level, and then use their own passive ability advantage to kill the enemy..." In the audience The commentator of the fire-breathing dragon looked at Mo Lan, and said in a shocking tone: "What a ruthless method!"

"It's a small skill, it's not worth mentioning." Mo Lan, who had never thought of this at all, humbly arched the pliers.

Among the three chickens, the chicken that recovers first will be the Lulu chicken. Therefore, Chen Wentian has been trying to rush to attack and kill it, trying to kick it to death before the end of the 18 seconds. However, even after the Lulu chicken turned into a chicken , is also the most petite one, and has an advantage in the area to be hit, and because he has been protruded by various assassin heroes all the year round, he has practiced a passable life (struggling) movement. Chen Wentian estimated, the damage But it was worse.

On the other side, the younger brother tried his best to quickly kill the giant winged flying fish who stood up second. The latter gave up parrying completely, and circled the pillar with the younger brother King Qin around an obstacle in the arena, jumping up and down in an attempt to delay time.

That's right, just a little longer, just a little longer!

As long as I waited for 21 seconds, I would have passed the most difficult part. Next, I have the [Lightning Rod] to prevent damage, as well as attribute advantages and four times the restraint of rock blockade.

"Almost got it?"

Suddenly, the little brother's voice interrupted its thinking.

"If you chase me and I don't run away, are you still waiting to be killed by you?" the giant winged chicken roared.

"That's not what I said."

The little brother chicken has a heavy voice, and the ending of the clucking sound changes from two to three.

"I mean... it's almost time to stop pretending, right?"

"... Pretend, pretend what?" The giant winged flying fish didn't understand what the little brother was talking about, but for some reason, it felt a huge uneasiness.

"During the battle just now, I discovered a lot of doubts about you." The little brother chicken started the time-stop commentary-level speech speed, and said: "First, you shout [Jet Flame], [Big Character Explosion], release What came out was [Water Wave] and [Water Cannon]. Even when you released multiple water cannon magic, there were patterns of water droplets drawn on your magic circle, which made me very puzzled: a person with a racial cognitive impairment , is it true that all skills related to [Water] will be automatically regarded as [Fire]?"

"Yeah, can't you?!"

"Okay, of course, I even automatically figured out the reason for you just now: As long as you think the [water] skill that is beneficial to you, in your eyes, it will automatically become the [fire] skill of the fire-breathing dragon. You see, Am I nice to you?" The younger brother's tone became lighter: "Okay, let's talk about the next item."

"You put [Rock Blockade] in your skill table, which is a physical attack rock skill with average damage. Your physical attack racial value is only 40 points, which is lower than Charmander, but you have learned it specially. The only advantage of this is that it has a slow down that is not very easy to use, and the skill of four times restraint against the fire-breathing dragon." The little brother sighed: "You have too many other better choices, but if you choose it, I can The only reason that comes to mind is that you think this skill is very suitable for crushing fire-breathing dragons with attributes."

"Of course, you can also say that you think you are a fire-breathing dragon, so you have learned such an attribute supplement skill that is acceptable for a fire-breathing dragon, and it happens to be useful in trials. It doesn't matter. Let's talk about the third point."

"Third, you think you are a [fire/fly] fire-breathing dragon, then please tell me why you spent a huge price on learning [lightning rod] for yourself, and actively use your body to block [boiling water] ?For the fire-breathing dragon, electricity and water are also attributes that have double the restraint effect. Why do you spend so much money to learn a characteristic that, for the fire-breathing dragon, at most avoids a double restraint effect, and in turn actively To block a water skill that should also have double the restraint effect on you?"

"I--"

"The reason is very simple. You are very clear that you are a water/flying attribute Pokémon, and you are very clear that your characteristic is [water storage]!" The little brother chicken shouted sharply: "The fire-breathing dragon does not correspond to this skill. For those who reverse the characteristics, from the very beginning, you are very clear that your attributes and characteristics are completely different from those of the fire-breathing dragon, so you learned the [Lightning Rod] to resist the damage of four times restrained water/fly attributes, and then tried to use your [Store water] to resist the boiling water I spit out!"

"You kept saying that you are a fire-breathing dragon, but you didn't think of a way to learn even one fire-type and flight-type skill or characteristic. You are well aware of the power of your giant-winged flying fish. Using nature, you have prepared so many special restraints against fire-breathing dragons. To make up for the weakness of its giant-winged flying fish, this is definitely not something a giant-winged flying fish who thinks he is a [charizard] will do!"

"You took advantage of all the advantages of [I thought I was a fire-breathing dragon], and used the identity of [Giant Winged Flying Fish] to avoid all the disadvantages of this cognition. You take all the good ones, and the price is all pretending to be blind. That's it. How dare you call yourself a [racial cognitively disabled person], you are fucking insulting with countless words of suffering and helplessness behind it!"

"Admit it, shit!" The little brother waved his wings: "You are a bastard with a racial cognitive impairment, you are simply a person who used some method to hypnotize yourself, making yourself mistakenly think that you are a fire-breathing dragon, passing through the valley Trial test, trying to rely on the advantage of attribute restraint to take advantage of it, and get rewards, pure [Giant Winged Flying Fish]!"

"Like you rely on other people's innate, struggling things to flaunt yourself, and seek benefits from this Compared with the cognitively impaired people of different races, I knelt down and apologized to all the cognitively impaired people in the heavens and myriad worlds, and then, obediently, I smashed your head with the roots of your wings, and spread your tiny brain on the ground Regret it, Zhazi!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

At this moment, the giant winged flying fish let out a shrill roar!

It remembered that it was not a fire-breathing dragon at all, nor was it a racially impaired person at all. It was just a hypnotized creature in front of the mirror in order to get rewards, and then use the skill [Instant Amnesia] to forget this fact, so as to get a reward. The giant winged flying fish in the fire-breathing dragon valley for profit!

The moment this truth was recalled by itself, all kinds of emotions flooded into its mind, causing it to lose its soul in an instant, lose all resistance, and collapsed to the ground.

Behind it, the little brother chicken stepped forward with its phoenix claws and walked up to it step by step. It raised its powerful wings, and from top to bottom, ruthlessly smashed towards the giant winged chicken on the ground. down!

"Pfft!"

The bone shattered and the crisp sound of plasma bursting was fleeting. The little brother raised his wing root, and in front of it, there was only a headless chicken god that disappeared into the light as it trembled.

"Be grateful to me." The little brother Chicken flicked his wings, turned around and flew towards another battlefield.

"At least in these ten seconds, you died as my kind."

In the auditorium, the players, users, and fire-breathing dragons used the playback system to slow down their speech in a daze, and finished watching this scene.

"Brother..." The female player of the Chiyo Mechanism turned her head and looked at the calm Mo Lan: "Did you already know?"

"It's about the same. I should have reacted at the same time as my little brother." Mo Lan said.

"Then why don't you just report it to the water spray dragon referee?" The brother whose main weapon is a keyboard asked curiously: "This is purely taking advantage of loopholes and using attributes to suppress and bully people."

"One thing to say, I don't think such a big fire-breathing dragon valley really can't see that a giant-winged flying fish of this level wants to take advantage of the loopholes in the rules." Mo Lan spread his pliers, "Anyway, it's a big force in the setting. , Humans are not players, there is no need for the system planner to give it a halo of wisdom."

"Then why didn't they kick this giant winged flying fish out?" asked the elf sister who woke up.

"It's very simple." Mo Lan turned her head and pointed to the body of the giant-winged flying chicken that was disappearing on the ground with pliers, double-loser eliminated, and was about to be expelled from the valley.

"Because it's useless."

Tens of seconds passed, and when the little brother who had been transformed into a chicken for the longest time regained his dragon form, the only remaining white-clothed dragon and Lulu dragon among the four fire-breathing dragons had already reached the end of their rope.

Lululong was delaying time by relying on shields and deceleration, and engaged in a hopeless fight with Chen Wentian, while Bai Yilong, with a lot of blood, was trying to stay away from the little brother and Chen Wentian as much as possible. I was beaten out of my mind.

The little brother naturally wouldn't give it a chance to breathe, it vibrated its wings, activated Flame Charge, and sped towards the direction of the white-clothed dragon. Seeing this scene, the white-clothed dragon, who had no time to dodge, simply fired twelve rounds at once. The spark missile and a [biang character explosion] rushed towards the direction of the little brother, trying to stop the little brother from charging in this way.

But at this moment, the little brother still has about half of his health. Facing the [biang word explosion] and spark missiles, which have no special attack bonus, and are both fire-type, the little brother didn't care, and directly ate three missiles with force. At the cost of losing a little blood, he dodged the fourth missile, triggered the acceleration ability [Link Time], relied on the high speed of Flame Charge, passed through the lower left corner of the biang character, and only got to the side of the walk The damage from the explosion, with the remaining blood volume, rushed to the face of the white-clothed dragon in one go.

Seeing this scene, the dead soul of the white-clothed dragon immediately used the active effect of the light skill skill to dodge the explosion damage of Flame Charge, but this only delayed the time it was blown up, and the little brother who landed turned around and punched out , hit the chest and abdomen of the white-clothed dragon, and sent it flying seven or eight meters away with a punch, directly embedded in the wall behind.

At this moment, the little brother noticed that his [Spark] skill returned to his body. At the same time, Bai Yilong raised his head from the wall with difficulty, and tore a slowing scroll at the little brother, reducing it by 40 % movement speed.

Seeing the little brother who slowed down, step by step like DIO, with a terrifying sense of oppression, almost able to hallucinate onomatopoeia beside him, Bai Yilong took out from his body without hesitation. A bag of belongings belonging to the little brother.

It was a bag of fruit that the white-clothed dragon couldn't recognize, but it had seen it with its own eyes. When the little brother was under the control of the poisonous mist, he only ate one of this fruit, and he immediately recovered a portion of his blood volume, and also relieved almost All the control effects, although I don't know what kind of fruit it is, but it must be an extremely powerful and rare good thing!

When I was punched by my little brother, I took the opportunity to steal this bag of fruit, and now it will eat them all with the same aura as when it was caught stealing in a certain high-martial world and grabbing food with its inmates , restore the blood to full, and look for the opportunity to reverse!

With great ambition, Bai Yilong yelled angrily, stuffed [Big Black Plum] directly into his mouth, bit it down, and the juice overflowed! !

A second later, the white-clothed dragon, whose soul was taken away by the terrifying sour smell, twitched and collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes white, adding a touch of white to the least white area of ​​the whole dragon's body.

Brother, you will also help others add color!

The little brother walked slowly in front of the white-clothed dragon who couldn't move, and stretched out his hands at the same time.

At the same time, Chen Wentian, who tied Lululong's huge tail upside down, put down a scout guard on the extension line connecting the little brother and Lululong, a W touched his eyes and moved over, turning back A divine dragon swayed its tail, and a kick wrapped in the thunderous dragon's head was thrown out fiercely, kicking Lululong tens of meters away, and rolled directly to the little brother's side!

At this moment, the little brother grabbed the heads of Baiyilong and Lululong with both hands at the same time, and silently triggered [Strong Hand Cracking Skull]. One touch!

"Pfft!!"

In an instant, the two heads exploded in the little brother's claws like a watermelon, and the headless dragon corpse lay limply, convulsed for a moment, then lost all strength, and dissipated into a glow like a giant winged flying chicken up.

Since then, the three fire-breathing dragons and one giant-winged flying fish have been wiped out.

2V4 unfair duel, big win!

"Lu Zhi's left hand holds... his right hand... if he wants to... damn it, don't!"

He fell to the ground together with Shenjijian, and Zhan Gang, who couldn't move, suddenly woke up from his dream. The cat's love pants shook his buttocks, and he stood up directly from the ground in a sumo wrestling position.

Lululong's plant elf self-detonation will cause an additional nightmare effect on units with relatively low combat effectiveness, immersing them in a horror dream that can make their blood pressure full. Zhan Gang, who has been stripped of three pieces of equipment, naturally Not enough, miserably hit.

Just now, Zhan just dreamed that he was in the auditorium of the university, wearing a strawberry-patterned cloak and only a pair of cat love underwear. "The Story of the Nuclear Boat" and "Pipa Walk"...

This dream was too miserable and terrifying. Zhan Gang managed to wake up halfway through the memorization of He Zhou Ji. He raised his head and prepared to help his little brother immediately, but he saw two sentences of headless dragon corpses lying on the ground not far away. Reminder to give out rewards for the highest level of mission completion. In a daze, Zhan Gang turned his head and looked at the smiling and kind-hearted little brother and Chen Wentian behind him.

"Are you awake?" The little brother raised his paw, and stuffed the three-piece suit pulled from the body of Bai Yilong back on Zhan Gang's body.

"Put on your pants."

Zhan Gang took the suit, opened the system prompt of Eternal Burning Realm in silence, glanced at the job transfer certificate put in the backpack several times, looked up at the grinning little brother and Chen Wentian, tremblingly lowered his head , unconsciously, tears welled up in my eyes.

Although I don't know what happened, but...it was done.

The team prepared for a long time, and even sacrificed the opportunity to change jobs...not wasted by me!