How Did It Become a River Crab?

He slammed one of the bottles on his forehead, smashed it, and after eating the 15% final damage reduction bonus of [Ruthless Man] BUFF, he held the broken half bottle in his left hand , and then jumped up in the air, the white light of the willow leaf and white aster in his hand flashed, forming a white leverage platform behind him.

Mo Lan stepped on the side of the platform, kicked hard, and the [Mordiggian's Armband] on his left hand opened in an instant, giving Mo Lan a 35% physical damage bonus, and then triggered the [Ghost Face Chase Soul], the sword pointed straight at Qi Miao's head, stabbing in mid-air like a meteor!

Qi Miao also pulled the cannon that was just confiscated from Mo Lan at the same time, and the naughty thunderbolt shot out, but was bounced straight in mid-air by the [Hug Glass] released by Mo Lan in advance, and the turnaround was activated. Mo Lan, who had the Glyph of Time on CD, formed a Glyph of Acceleration under her body, and at double the speed of a bullet, she pierced Qi Miao's eyebrows with her sword!

This sword shattered Qi Miao's blood volume to 1% in an instant, and increased it from 1% to 40% in the next instant. A magic card from the "Game King" series [Extraordinary Food] and a few scattered props As the consumption shattered, it helped Qi Miao stabilize her blood volume. At the same time, the sound of pneumatic injection, which seemed to be like an automatic drug injector, sounded on Qi Miao's body, which raised her blood volume again and stabilized it at 75%. level.

Mo Lan's sword shattered Qi Miao's remaining blood recovery hole card, but naturally he would not be satisfied with this, but immediately turned around and stabbed again with the second [Ghost Face Chasing Soul], although the stabbing sword was held by Qi Miao The seed knife quickly parried away, but the half wine bottle held by Mo Lan's other hand had already stabbed Qi Miao's shoulder, applying a bleeding effect on him for 10 seconds.

This wave of raids has achieved remarkable results, but Mo Lan is still unwilling to give up, and immediately opens his mouth like a man with a gap, and is about to bite down on Qi Miao's exposed arm, adding Yan Ruyu's bite damage bonus, but Qi Miao's reaction was also quick. She had already thrown the missile launcher with no ammunition to her side, took off the short sword of [Dark Split Sword], and plunged into Mo Lan's jaw with her backhand, jamming his mouth.

Unable to take a bite, Mo Lan looked impotent and furious, and immediately took out a new wine bottle from her bag, as if about to smash it on her head.

According to the normal script, the enemy who has suffered from this wine bottle will naturally snatch the wine bottle from Mo Lan's hands suddenly, and will probably use it by himself at that time, so he will be directly knocked unconscious for five seconds by [Nice Praise Wine Bottle] , even if the opponent is more cautious, then Mo Lan can directly throw two loops on the opponent's arm.Force it to voluntarily put itself into a five-second stun.

But in this wave, Mo Lan was the [-] economic enemy mages on the dinner plate, and he ate a big turtle.

Looking at Mo Lan's gesture of grabbing the bottle with his head, Qi Miao just stood there, his eyes seemed to be looking at a stupid bastard (in fact, it was true), and he didn't make any move to grab the bottle. Instead, he stretched out his hand and wanted to In turn, help Mo Lan smash the wine bottle that can stun him for five seconds on his head!

Mo Lan immediately realized, mother, half of my diapers were changed by this woman, this wave was performed by Xiao Zan for Da Zan, and her acting skills were inferior, there was no other way but to turn her wrist immediately Throwing the wine bottle at 180 degrees, to avoid the fate of being dizzy for five seconds and directly GG. At the same time, Qi Miao kicked him in the abdomen again, kicking him more than ten meters away, before he stabilized his figure.

Mo Lan quickly stood firm on the ground, and was about to pull out the Dark Split Sword in her mouth and confiscate it immediately, but saw that Qi Miao had already thrown out the [Seed Knife] in his hand and suspended it on the ground next to her.

Mo Lan recognized this animation effect, it is the pre-effect of [Blade Dancer]'s E skill [Wings and Double Blades]. The effect of this skill is to place two floating swords on the field first, and then the two swords will be connected to each other Line, stun the players in the connection area for a period of time, and apply a mark. When its Q skill blade impact hits the enemy with the mark, the cooldown time will be reset immediately and the next time can be used immediately. The output is very terrible.

This skill is similar to Mo Lan's Golden House. It is a skill with high difficulty and high reward. Mo Lan immediately concentrated on it, and was ready to rely on his own high speed to dodge the moment Qi Miao threw the second sword. At this time, Mo Lan discovered a very serious problem.

The position of Qi Miao's seed knife is very careless. If this knife is used as the starting point of the connection, Mo Lan can easily avoid it.

Qi Miao's game level is as good as her costume design level, and she won't make this kind of mistake in this level of battle, since that's the case...

Mo Lan reacted abruptly, rolled her eyes down, and looked at the [Dark Split Sword] that had been pierced into her mouth!

Her first sword has already been placed!

At the same time, a long and slender sword light appeared between Mo Lan's jaw splitting sword and the [Seed Knife]. As one of the two [points] of the line, Mo Lan was also locked by the sword light and fell into a In dizziness!

The imprint of the blade appeared on his body, and Qi Miao's figure also rushed towards him suddenly. It seemed that an EERQAQAQ was about to come and send Mo Lan away on the spot. Digest together, and immediately have to withdraw and retreat.

But the moment he retreated, Qi Miao took out a scroll from his backpack, on which a sheep with a frightened expression was drawn, Qi Miao tore the scroll of sheep, pointed at Mo Lan, and drew an unavoidable The magical aura burst out, piercing Mo Lan's chest!

Mo Lan, who was hit by the spiritual light, curled up extremely quickly in 0.3 seconds, turning into a fluffy little sheep with dull eyes and a height of less than one meter.

"Meh! (I TM!)" Mo Lan, who turned into a sheep, immediately looked at the top of her head, where there was an extra state called [Transformed]...

[Transformed]: You are transformed by [Transformation Scroll], and will be transformed into a sheep within the next 3.5 seconds, losing all abilities except the bonus.

Damn, I was tricked and released!She was going to turn me into a bleating sheep from the start!

Mo Lan yelled inwardly, and bleated angrily. Looking back, she saw an elegant and beautiful woman with five swords, a hammer, a staff and a launcher running behind the Q-bomb sheep's buttocks. Wanting to make fresh-cut lamb chops on the spot, Mo Lan's lamb face showed an extremely humanized panic expression, and immediately used the still existing [ramen body] to roll herself into a fluffy ball, rolling towards the side out.

However, no matter how well Mo Lan rolls, Qi Miao still managed to get behind Mo Lan, stabbed 50% of his HP with a single blow, and took down the Siberian Ice, which had the highest single-shot damage. The hammer, on the left and the right of the frost element next to it, smashed two lumps of ice straight down, smashing Mo Lan into flying fragments!

At this moment, because Mo Lan has been transformed, the equipment effect cannot take effect, and the [Guardian Angel] pendant cannot be activated. It is already exhausted, and my life is over.

……

...Eh, I pretended.

When Qi Miao and Bing Xingyuan raised their weapons at the same time, and in the joyful mood of laughing and laughing, they leaned over curiously to see what the flat mutton would look like, but found that the smashed object was actually a piece that had already been torn apart. stakes!

At the same time, behind Qi Miao, Mo Lan, who still had 24% of his health, had already thrown the Hearthstone card [Surge of the Sea] towards Qi Miao, releasing a rushing wave to bombard Qi Miao, causing him to The tide returned to the body, pulling the blood volume back to 60%. At the same time, he raised the willow-leaved white wan, and the ice flew on the blade. A wave of ice hit Qi Miao's vest. !

In the counterattack just now, after killing ten players in succession, Mo Lan has obtained two new killing bonuses.

Among these two killing bonuses, the bonus at level 65 is called [One mouthful of boredom], which is an upgraded version of quick drinking, and it is also the reason why Mo Lan can take time to drink medicine many times during the battle. The automatic injection device in Qi Miao's equipment column also has Similar effects, in terms of battery life, the two are relatively fair.

And the kill bonus of 60 kills is an excellent life-saving ability, called [Passive Substitution Technique]...

[Passive Substitution]: When encountering an attack that can kill you, you will be automatically replaced by a wooden dummy. At the same time, after a delay of 0.4 seconds, you will be able to appear at any target within a range of 3.5 meters. area, this bonus has a 300 second cooldown.

It was this bonus that saved Mo Lan's life, and at this moment, he also relied on this ability to find the perfect counterattack moment, freezing Qi Miao's body with the ice of the blue glyph, making it temporarily unable to turn around, and with At the same time, he swung his sword and attacked quickly. If he wanted to take advantage of this wave and kill his opponent directly, no matter how bad it was, he would have to force out a few more hole cards!

To Mo Lan's disappointment, he accomplished the latter.

The moment Qi Miao realized that her body was unable to move, Qi Miao immediately activated her own independent skills. In an instant, a thin line appeared on her slender neck covered by long wavy hair. Immediately afterwards, the gap expanded rapidly, and one could not breathe. , Qi Miao's head flew directly into the sky, turned his head, suspended in the air and faced Mo Lan!

"Didn't expect it, bitch... raised by dog ​​daddy!" Qi Miao laughed loudly with his head in the air: "Your mother's head can fly!"

Mo Lan did not express any opinion on this. 60% of his outrageous genes came from Mo Ming, and the remaining 40% came from Qi Miao. Down operation.

While flying into the sky, Qi Miao had also activated another independent skill. Her long hair came to life like a snake in an instant, and under her control it turned into a flying whip, which was about to move towards the sky. Mo Lan entangled him and used a variant version of Stir-Fried Pork with Bamboo Shoots to help him recall the beautiful childhood of mixed doubles.

The name of this skill is [Temporary Purple Lover], which originated from the stand-in of the fourth part of JOJO's Bizarre Adventure [Yuhanako Yamagishi].

But the mother crab has unique skills, so naturally the crumb crab also has it. He immediately used his book skill [Violin Wizard], and saw the violin of the automatic attack turret take off from Mo Lan's side, and quickly flew to the same height as Qi Miao's head. The trembling magic sound was automatically pulled out, forcing Qi Miao to retract his hair and attack the violin in the air. The black hair danced wildly in the air, slapping notes one by one, unable to stand still.

At the same time, the headless body on the ground is not idle either. Qi Miao used to be the second Mibo of Rongcheng in DOTA2 panoramic version (DOTA2 hero, the characteristic is that at the most time, he needs to control five hero units at the same time to release skills, move and fight, One of them is dead and all four of them will die), two-line operation is no problem, while restraining Mo Lan with his head for a short time, the headless body has won the time to turn around. He and Mo Lan fought again.

At this point, the more than 300 spectators in the auditorium were silently admiring the scene in front of them. The head of a super beautiful woman was floating in the air laughing wildly at a violin. Throwing around, bloody fighting with a headless body, fighting on two fronts, the scene is extremely shocking.

And just when the two were inseparable, something unexpected appeared.

"I come!"

Accompanied by the roar of the children in 2030 who basically don't know what it is, the ground under the two people's feet suddenly cracked, and a skeleton with an extremely strange shape appeared between them under the shocking eyes of the two, and flew into the sky. Yangtian let out a roar!

The shape of this skeleton is normal, with a head, chest, pelvis, and limbs. It is said to be weird because the bones that make up its [bones] are not real bones, but most of them are various equipment props.

Mo Lan briefly identified it. The skull of this person is a bowl, the face is the stone ghost face in JOJO, the right arm is a red magic wand, and the right palm is the pixel weapon [underground water] in Vitality Knight... The left arm should be a battery, and the left palm is A Gatling, the left leg bone is a high-power searchlight, the left foot is a lightning rod, the right leg bone is fragrant bamboo rice, the right foot is a bamboo dragonfly, the rib cage is LOL's equipment [Landon's Omen], the pelvis is A beautiful magical girl pleated skirt...

And none of these surprised Mo Lan and Qi Miao the most. What surprised them the most was the person's ID.

The name of the weird skeleton in front of him is actually [Mo Lan's father] Mo Ming who should have fallen from the building at the beginning of the GG!

Looking at the scene in front of him, Mo Lan's heart was not particularly shocked, but it was shocked. As the son of a handsome painter, Mo Lan once thought for a while whether his father would be a closet man, although he was secretly After seeing her father's study materials, she temporarily dispelled this doubt, but as the child of the two artists, Mo Lan was still a little worried that one day her father or mother would suddenly come out of the closet.

But he really didn't expect that his father would actually do something even more outrageous than coming out at this moment.

He was unearthed...

Chapter 910 This Child Will Not Grow Up (6K)

At this time, there must be some readers who want to ask: "No, didn't he die from the fall injury in the announcement? How did he successfully suspend his death without anything?"

This question is very simple. To put it simply, just like in the "Call of Duty: Warzone" game where players are killed, they can go to prison for 1V1 resurrection, or in certain modes, they can be bought back by themselves and their teammates. In APEX, players can die. Just like letting teammates use their dog tags to resurrect, in this endless space chicken eating game, there is also a map mechanism that allows players to resurrect from the dead.

Contrary to Mo Lan, Mo Ming is a father whose luck and inspiration are as terrifying. When he was kicked down from the building by Qi Miao's high-heeled shoes, he happened to land in a mechanism location [Modern Cemetery] in the city area of ​​the building. This cemetery has A hidden map mechanism. If a player is killed next to an empty cemetery without a mechanism, he can draw a random [ghost]/[skeleton]/[zombie] mechanism in the cemetery to resurrect. Become a shadow player.

As a price, the resurrected players will not be included in the number of surviving players. If they eat chicken, they will share the honor with No.2, but at least they will have a chance to continue playing. In fact, the ten players that Mo Lan killed before In the game, there is a shadow player with a zombie mechanism, but Mo Lan didn't pay attention to the change in the number of survivors above his head.

And the mechanism that Mo Ming's father got randomly is very powerful, the name is "Assembled Skeleton". As for the specific assembly method, see that Mo Ming is holding Gatling and groundwater at the moment, using the bowl as a skull, and a shield on his chest. It can be seen from the appearance of the bamboo rice in the thigh. Except for the ability to move forward through the ground, Mo Ming's other abilities all come from searching for various items on the battlefield. He can use these weapons, props and equipment to replace his body parts , use it as a mechanism ability to obtain various active and passive effects.

And in the end, the SAN skeleton wearing the magical girl's pleated skirt is Mo Ming's complete body at the moment!

Enduring the whole game, the time for revenge has finally arrived!

"There is thunder in the bamboo forest, and there is a hidden fragrance of millet! Eat my Thunder Gatlin groundwater bamboo tube to spray incense 360 ​​degrees!"

Mo Ming, who was flying in mid-air relying on the bamboo dragonfly that made up the sole of his right foot, shouted angrily, and immediately raised his Thunder Gatling and Groundwater automatic pistols, and the bamboo tube rice on the thigh bone spurted out, mixed with the bullets, and shot at Mo who was beside him. Lan and Qi Miao shot out, looking like a celestial girl scattered flowers, soaked in rain and dew, so spectacular!

...just no harm.

Three seconds later, Mo Ming silently watched in the air that the drop in blood volume was much lower than expected, and the expressionless wife and children suddenly felt that something was wrong.

At the same time, Mo Lan and Qi Miao had already tacitly held up the willow-leaved white aster, the other raised the Siberian ice hammer, and smashed it down at the same time!

"Crack clap!"

Accompanied by two loud bangs, Mo Ming, who was suspended in the air, was directly smashed to the ground by a sword and a hammer simultaneously. The body, which was no different from a make-up and welded body, was scattered into countless parts during the bombardment, and fell on the ground. Scattered everywhere.

Because Mo Ming was obsessed with picking up leaks and rubbish from the beginning to the end, Mo Ming didn't kill anyone along the way. Naturally, he didn't have any killing bonuses and final damage bonuses. Lan and Qi Miao, these two giants who purely rely on killing people to overwhelm the mechanism, naturally there is no comparison, and the horror of these two people eventually hurts, so there is no problem in breaking Mo Ming apart with a stick and a sword.

At this time, there must be readers who want to ask: Oh, is there something wrong with this person's brain?Even though he knew he couldn't beat him, he still jumped out at this moment and worked hard.

And at this time, we need to excuse Mo Lan's loving father: Yes, he does have a problem with his mind.

After jumping out for Tu Yile and being smashed to the ground by Mo Lan and Qi Miao Tu Yile, Mo Ming did not disappear immediately, and all the props that made up his body were scattered on the ground, trembling extremely quickly. , the stone ghost face representing Mo Ming's head let out a long laugh: "Unexpectedly, as long as all parts of me are not crushed, I can slowly regenerate and regroup and reorganize!"

Mo Lan and Qi Miao didn't respond to him, they looked at Mo Ming on the ground at the same time, and looked at each other at the same time, and then...

At the same time, he stretched out his hand towards an object on the ground.

"Fuck, what do you two want to do?" Mo Ming shouted from the head, but the next moment, Qi Miao directly picked up the bowl that was used as a skull from the ground.

"Husband, let me borrow your head!" Qi Miao picked up the bowl with his headless body, saw its attributes clearly, and found that it was a porcelain bowl that could generate blood-regenerating drinks, and immediately used it and threw it into the air. On the head, a wave of blood was returned to Qi Miao.

"Father, help me!" Mo Lan picked up the Gatling and groundwater that made up Mo Ming's hands first, opened the distance, and began to assist the violin above his head to aim at Qi Miao's head and start shooting wildly.

"Husband, do you still remember what you said to chase me?" Qi Miao's headless body stepped forward and reached for a piece of Mo Ming on the ground.

"……shameless?"

"Well said, lend me your face!" Qi Miao suddenly picked up the stone ghost face that made up Mo Ming's face, threw it on the head above his head, gained all attribute bonuses, and started to fight back against Mo Lan.

"Father, I miss your broad back!" Mo Lan picked up the Langdon's Omen shield that made up Mo Ming's torso, and put it upright in front of him, using it as a cover to counter the flying hair above his head, and continued to exchange fire with Qi Miao.

"Husband, take me flying!" Qi Miao picked up Mo Ming's right foot bamboo dragonfly, flew into the air, and began to attack Mo Lan from the air.

"Father, hold it high!" Mo Lan picked up the searchlight on Mo Ming's left leg, turned it on to the maximum power and aimed it at Qi Miao's face, creating a blinding effect.

"Husband, I want to eat bamboo rice!"

"Father, lend me the battery!"

"Honey, I'm afraid of thunder, give me the lightning rod!"

"Father, lend me the skirt... forget it."

"My heart hurts so much, my heart hurts so much!" Seeing his wife and children treating him like this, Mo Ming felt very happy, and the stone ghost face stuck to Qi Miao's face let out two lines of clear tears, "It's like being hit by an epee at the heart..."

"Dad, that's because Mom hit your torso."

"Oh, it's alright."

Tens of seconds later, the miserable father who had just appeared on the stage and was hated by his mother and son was sent to the auditorium. Sitting between two expressionless players, he glanced at the audience with dead eyes and didn't know what to think. Thigh, sighed: "Wife and child quarrel, it is really hard to persuade!"

After consuming all of Mo Ming on the ground, Qi Miao's head flew back, and Mo Lan's violin also retreated. Immediately afterwards, the two stalemate for a few seconds. Finally, Qi Miao found a flaw and used the W skill [ After the control-free dance of Distance Breaker offset Mo Lan's hugging glass control, she stood a wooden sword under her feet, placed the dark split sword pulled out by Mo Lan behind Mo Lan, and activated the [Wings and Double Edges] again. 】……

This time, Mo Lan paid attention in advance, and immediately avoided to one side, and moved out of the link range of the twin blades, but at this moment, Qi Miao snapped his fingers, and the dark split and close behind Mo Lan Sword, and did something that broke Mo Lan's mind.

The sword stretched out its two legs, and moved quickly to the side, behind Mo Lan's back, knocking him out.