How Did It Become a River Crab?

Independent Skills (10/8): [Ultimate Absorption], [Body Protection], [Jump Platform], [Purification], [Arden Seal], [Arcane Leap], [Storm Hammer], [Ghost Face Chase] [Soul Sword], [Vigorously Opening the Palm of the Stele (Mind Dharma Counter-training)], [Resentful Soul Grabbing Strike]

Backpack: [low-level life potion] X40, [monster girl transformation potion], [high-explosive grenade] X3, [super-balanced high-heeled shoes], [expired low-level life potion], [chilled low-level life potion], [mimetic scroll (2 /5)], [Rage Potion], [Mongol and Han Medicine (Cheap Pack) (52%), [Sticky Hands], [Ruthless Wine Bottle Set], [Sling Stick], [Slingshot], [Be Careful Slippery signboard], [Sky Monkey], [Mace], [Adrenaline], [Painkiller] X2, [Liquid Memory], [Battlefield hostile unit identification device], [Surge], [Four Zhang 3], [MP5 submachine gun (large drum)] X2, [flash plastic running shoes]

Bonus: [Ramen Body], [Additional Attributes], [Ghost Whispers], [Sharp Jaws], [Palm Mastery], [Skillful Hands], [Quick Drinking Method]

Mo Lan nodded with a sense of accomplishment that was incomparable to any chicken-eating game he had played before. The things in front of him were what he relied on to survive in the final round and win the victory.

Mo Lan glanced at the kill list. He had already led his mother by 4 players, and came from behind, ranking No.1 in the kill list. The remaining 3456 kills fell further, but even so, his kills There are quite a few of the enemies whose gold content is not high. It is very reckless to judge the strength only by the number of enemies killed. Now there are only 42 players left. If you want to win, you must go all out and kick the other 41 people. burst.

He opened the map and looked at the next safe zone, which included several buildings in the east of the skyscraper city and most of the [Organ Arena] on the right side, a safe zone with complex and changeable terrain. After the area shrinks, it should be the final storm that devours the entire map and no one is spared.

At this moment, on the north side of the safe zone on the map, Qi Miao, with several swords floating behind him, checked the income after killing malicious players in a six-game streak just now. Liu Mei frowned slightly, shook his head in disgust, and looked at the last one. Safe place.

On the east side, the player wearing a magic robe squatted in the grass, staring at the huge stone statue not far away, with the skull rain symbol on his head, which was heading towards the circle, nervously grasping the weapon obtained from the airdrop Summon Scroll.

To the west, there are a large number of potions of various colors hanging in the cloak. He looks like a man who will take the blood bar off his head in the next second. The inconspicuous bulge is moving forward with him.

To the south, Mo Lan walked out of the small town, holding a gun and holding a sword. The revolver and iron sword rotated together in the air, holding them again in their hands, facing the roaring storm behind them, and heading towards the final safe zone.

The final round has begun.

Chapter 890 "Reward" (4.5K)

According to the plan, Mo Lan dug out of the miasma town and headed all the way to the border area of ​​the skyscraper city. These high-rise buildings have complex terrain and changeable floors, which are very suitable for radar positioning assistance. Mo Lan, who pierced through the wall in [Wraith Raid], killed all directions inside.

But what Mo Lan didn't expect was that he had just rushed out of the town and arrived at the edge of the city, where he saw a crouching dragon standing on the avenue leading to the inner city. Shark's young man, no mechanism can be seen on his body, he is only wearing a tight T-shirt, capri pants and a pair of classic hole shoes, his hair is combed glossy, and there is so much hair gel that it is impossible to touch He can stick his hands to it and can't shake it off, and there is a diamond-shaped color block on his forehead, which is an unforgettable shape.

This is a very classic set of the appearance of the spiritual guy anchor of the short video website ten years ago. To Mo Lan, a person in 2030, it looks like a person in the 2020s watching the former Sha Matt culture. What is disgusting, but what is more in my heart is an aftertaste of the past culture.

But obviously, just as Sha Matt culture has entered the museum stage in 2021 and is almost extinct, in 2030, almost no one will dress up in such a spirit except for playing memes. Therefore, Mo Lan was extremely vigilant and prepared to go around directly, but just as he turned around, he saw a Pokémon [Scallion Ranger] in a bush tens of meters away, fighting with him With the same plan in mind, the two people's gazes met, which was a little awkward and sluggish, and it was this moment of sluggishness that allowed the two of them to enjoy the wonderful performance that followed.

"Welcome all the veterans to my live broadcast room, the veterans are amazing, the talent show will start soon!"

Standing in the middle of the main road, the spirited guy with the ID name [Paper-drawing Lord] yelled suddenly. This yell was like the DOTA2 Ax 1 skill [Berserker's Roar] at a hundred times the distance. Mo Lan, The green onion soldier was directly controlled, and he couldn't even use [Purification], so he was pulled to a position about 30 meters away from the paper-drawing gentleman. At the same time, from several other corners, people with the same experience came out. Add up the seven or eight players in the game, and a quarter of the remaining 42 players are already standing around here, watching this spirited guy.

At the same time, Mo Lan found that when she looked at the paper-drawing gentleman, his outline felt blurred and zoomed, a bit like a live broadcast page with low definition, and there were more words next to it. When Mo Lan saw a few buttons like likes and gifts, she remembered that the live broadcast interfaces on major short video websites were no different from these.

Mo Lan looked up at the status bar above her head:

[Live Streaming]: You are enjoying the live performance of [Paper Drawing Man]. Since he has accumulated a large amount of mechanism currency in exchange for face reward time, you must watch his live performance for 63 seconds before proceeding with other actions.During the live broadcast, you cannot cause damage or interfere with it, and [Paper Draw] cannot stop the live broadcast to attack you directly.

I realized, it's the spiritual guy's live broadcast mechanism, endless space, such a mechanism is too early for humans other than the former animals.

No one can count on this trick, so Mo Lan's mentality is still relatively stable, ready to see what this paper-drawing gentleman will perform, if the final result is "call everyone out specially, just for this Something.jpg", then Mo Lan believes that even without herself, other gamer brothers will help tear this spirited guy into pieces.

After accumulating enough [audience], the paper-drawing gentleman nodded in satisfaction, and began his wonderful performance: ...kicking.

Accompanied by the earthy music with a strong sense of rhythm, the paper-drawing man stood in place, followed the beat of the music, flew his kick at each accent, and kicked towards the side. I don’t know what it means to be true, but as a A professional appraiser with a total of 37 hours of earth-flavored video viewing, Mo Lan realized immediately that the name of this thing is [Foot Artist], and its core is to kick and be handsome with music. It was once more than ten years ago It has been very popular for a while. There are real earthy videos, earthy videos imitating earthy videos, and videos that deconstruct the psychology of imitating earthy videos... All in all, there are many.

And the reactions of the people around who were forced to watch this rustic performance were also completely different. Some people couldn't bear to look straight at it, with the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone, while others felt quite happy watching it, and some even had no expression throughout the whole process like Mo Lan. , just waiting for what new tricks he can make next.

And this person did not disappoint everyone, he performed for more than 30 seconds, kicked seventeen or eight feet, and after the BGM was replayed three times, this spirited guy immediately shouted: "Thank you Li Dazhuang for the reward, thank you boss , Boss is arrogant!"

Everyone present looked at each other in blank dismay. It was obvious that there was no player whose ID or real name was Li Dazhuang. Just as everyone was about to read the joke about the paper-drawing gentleman, the paper-drawing gentleman took out a card with a familiar print on it from his backpack. the scroll and tore it apart.

The next moment, above the heads of all the players present, a card with three large characters [Rename Card] fell from their skulls, and then, the personal IDs on the heads of all the players changed at the same time... 【Li Dazhuang】

[Rename Card]: You were hit by the scroll [Group Li Dazhuang Rename Card], and within the next 3 minutes, your name will be changed to [Li Dazhuang]...

[Reward]: The player [Paper Drawing Man] used his mechanism [Spiritual Guy Anchor]'s mechanism skills [Thank you boss] to name your name for a reward, and then you will randomly lose the props/weapons in your backpack, Give it to [Paper-drawing Lord] for use.

Good guy, is this the MINI version of the legendary combo combo of [kill everyone named Zhang Wei] and [change everyone's name to Zhang Wei]?

Mo Lan was shocked, only to see a bottle of [Low-level Life Potion] flew out of her bag and landed in the hands of [Paper-drawing Lord]. The man took the potion while kicking his feet and shouted After saying "Thank you boss for sending me a bottle of low-level life potion, the boss is so generous!", he raised his head and poured himself a mouthful of the delicious life potion to replenish his blood volume.

At the same time, other players who were renamed [Li Dazhuang] like Mo Lan also flew an item from their body and fell into the hands of the paper-drawing man.

Mo Lan understood at a glance that this person was going to use the high-value items in the hands of the players to strengthen himself and release his skills to cause damage. According to his current formation, he may still receive two to three rounds of rewards. Take twenty or thirty items, as long as you are not too lucky, there are likely to be many high-quality items such as Mo Lan's [naughty mine launcher] and various skill scrolls.

And [cannot stop the live broadcast and attack directly] does not mean [cannot use items rewarded by others during the live broadcast]. There is no other way, but he can only hope that his mechanism skills will force him to directly use the items he can get immediately, and drink a few more bottles of [expired low-level life potion] in Mo Lan's bag to drink himself to death .

But the facts have proved that on the battlefield of this endless space chicken eating competition, there will be many unexpected risks in the abacus of [Putting Paper Langjun].

The story begins when the paper-drawing gentleman takes out a scroll from a player. According to the rules of the mechanism and skills, all consumable items must be used up by the paper-drawing gentleman in the fastest way after tipping. , the weapon must be simply swung and fired once. Before that, he had used up two damaging skill scrolls, beaten two immobilized players to the brim, and got a short blue assault rifle. He headshot an unlucky player, so he was full of confidence in what he got next, and he tore the scroll open.

Afterwards, the paper-drawing gentleman saw a burst of deadly black light descending on his head, under the sticky light, he had a feeling that his luck disappeared along with the light, and he looked up: [Destroy Luck Technique] 】: You have used [Destroy Luck (personal use) scroll], in the next 1 minute, you will suffer huge luck penalties for all activities that require luck.

...Damn, why is there such a thing?

On the monitoring platform at the top of the island, Thresh turned to the cat slime behind him and asked, "Why is there such a stupid scroll?"

"All, I bought them in bulk from users of the Sand Sculpture Department of Life." Maomao Slime whispered BB: "Because they are stupid, they are all at wholesale prices, convenient, cheap."

"It's reasonable, then I'll have fun watching it next..."

And after releasing bad luck for himself, according to the setting of the mechanism skills, it is a pity that the paper-drawing gentleman cannot end his reward receiving activities.

A second later, this conscientious foot artist tremblingly took a weird sticker on his belly button from another player with a bad face and a weird smile, and shouted loudly under the force of the mechanism: " Thank you for the belly button rebellion stickers sent by this old man! The boss is generous, thank you boss!"

Afterwards, the paper-drawing man tried his best, trembling, trying to resist the movement of his body, but he could only watch helplessly as his right hand stuck the sticker on his belly button. Immediately, his belly button immediately turned into a The slap that was only attached to his body began to slap back and forth the paper-drawing man's big, beady-eyed face that looked a bit like a shark.

Immediately afterwards, the paper-drawing gentleman got another medicine bottle from another player, and he shouted loudly: "Thank you, Boss Li Dazhuang, for sending me a bottle of powerful croton extract to pure laxatives, thank you Dazhuang—fuck you! what!"

Under the benevolent gazes of ten Li Dazhuangs, the paper-drawing man turned his head with all his strength, trying to prevent the unstoppable arm and the medicine bottle from touching his mouth, but seeing his right hand bent directly into a ramen man, Mo Lan had to think With an arc that only took a while, he put the medicine into his mouth amidst the crackling sound of bones.

The next moment, the system automatically coded the player's face and ID, making it difficult for the other ten players to remember the player's appearance. Tips for face modification services.

Then, under the power of endless points of despair, the paper-drawing man kicked his leg violently, and vented out in front of ten Li Dazhuangs.

In fact, in order to protect the physical and mental health of the players, this spray is only a visual effect, and it will not really make the paper-drawing man pull in his pants, but we all know, just like the old man who used to be unable to convince others that his water element ray It's not the Ding Ding laser, it's the laser three centimeters below the belly button, and the visual effects of the paper-drawing man are irrefutable.

The paper-drawing man who sprayed at a very high speed was still hopeful. He saw on the status bar that he would stop excreting when the stock was exhausted, but at the next moment, the paper-drawing man took the new tip while being slapped by his belly button. Face, while shouting in despair: "Thank you, Li Da, Zhuang, for an endless egg, cake, feed, device! Thank you!"

Immediately, an instrument that continuously cooks cakes appeared beside Li Dazhuang. The mechanical arm in the instrument crazily stuffed the cake baked at the speed of light into the mouth of the paper-drawing man. No matter what, he couldn't avoid the mechanical arm that was wholeheartedly stuffing the cream cake into his mouth, and the cake that rushed into his stomach was transformed into a new survival under the control of endless points, and continued to spray out.

Under the shocked and awe-inspiring gazes of ten Li Dazhuangs, the paper-drawing man sprayed, was slapped by his own belly button, was stuffed with cake, and then took out a mandatory sole-scratch from a player's bag. The scene was like being tortured by an electric chair, some soft-hearted players couldn't bear to look directly at it, and secretly tried to turn on the recording function but clicked twice.

The paper-drawing gentleman wanted to close the game many times, but he couldn't press the exit button because the soles of his feet were too itchy. In the end, his pain continued until he took an extremely funny-looking inferior pistol from Mo Lan's hand. The moment he cleared the effect of the pistol, he looked at Li Dazhuang No. 1 Mo Lan, who was smiling and nodding at him, tears streaming from the eyes of the paper-drawing man, and he turned his head with all his strength to avoid it. The cake slapped on the face, ignoring the itching from the soles of the feet, shouted heartbreakingly: "Thank you Li Dazhuang for feeding [FP-45 suicide pistol]!"

Afterwards, the paper-drawing man aimed the pistol at his own head, pulled the trigger in a gesture of relief, and shot himself flying seven or eight meters away in the opposite direction, leaving a beautiful brown trail before disappearing happily up.

"You used [FP-45] to indirectly kill [Paper Drawing Langjun], the current number of kills: 42!"

Goodbye, foot artist, don't thank me!

Some props fell from the corpse of the paper-drawing man, but for some reason, including Mo Lan, they didn't particularly want to pick them up at the moment. Everyone aimed at each other and prepared to pick them up. A big melee with ten players started, but at this moment, there was a loud bang in the sky, and four purple comets fell from the sky and landed on the four points of the final circle.

"Please pay attention! The last [Purple Item Adapter Airdrop Pod] has been dropped, and there must be high-quality purple equipment that matches the player's current fighting style. Please actively strive for it!"

As soon as this sentence came out, the ten players turned around and left in a very tacit understanding. They divided into four groups and rushed towards the nearest purple airdrop pod around them. No one wanted to be delayed by the battle here. Lan was no exception. He immediately glanced at the map, chose the airdrop pod on the rooftop of the tallest building on the easternmost edge of [Skyscraper City], and rushed out at top speed.

However, the [Onion Ranger] who had looked at Mo Lan before also chose the same direction.

The so-called [Scallion Ranger] is a regional subspecies of Pokémon. The [Green Onion Duck] that was shot down by Mo Lan before was in the Galar area. , it can evolve into a handsome green onion ranger with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The green onion will be peeled off and turned into a stabbing sword, and the peeled green onion leaves will become a shield. It is a rare Pokémon that uses weapons to fight .

At this moment, this Onion Ranger named [Li Dazhuang] (it’s not time for the name change card yet, let’s call it Li Dazhuang, I’m too lazy to think about the screen name), obviously has no intention of peacefully coexisting with Mo Lan, and he burst into tears with the killing mark on his head With a sound, he raised the onion sword and launched a sword and shield charge towards Mo Lan. The long onion sword directly pierced Mo Lan's heart!

Seeing this, Mo Lan's chest collapsed back by more than a meter, his upper body stretched upwards rapidly, his hands shook with the wind like ramen, he clenched the iron sword tightly, and slashed down towards Li Dazhuang's forehead!

"Are you a relative of Luffy?"

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Mo Lan bent his body into a horizontal U-shape, and aimed his spear and sword at the duck's head of Onion Ranger at the same time. Roast duck head, then cut it off with an iron sword to taste!

However, as a master of the killing mark above his head, even though the number of enemies killed by the onion ranger is not as many as that of Mo Lan, there are many masters who have resources and progress in the enemies he kills, and they have reacted quickly at the moment. One step ahead, he placed the shield in front of his body. The bullet and the blade touched the shield made of green onion leaves at the same time, but it was as if they were hitting hardened steel. The sparks and the projectile burst together, making it impossible for Mo Lan to advance an inch for a short time.

"Gah!"

Immediately afterwards, the Onion Ranger slammed out the duck's wings, and slammed the shield fixed on the wings on Mo Lan's forehead, which couldn't retract in time, and there was a muffled sound comparable to Huaqiang knocking melons. Immediately, a string of ring-shaped rotating stars appeared on Mo Lan's head, indicating that he had entered a state of dizziness.

Shield slam, a skill that most players who use shields will practice, but it is not in the skill list of the Pokémon [Onion Ranger]. Obviously, this player's mechanism evolution is not as advanced as Shang Molan is not too inferior. He has already derived additional abilities other than Pokémon skills, and has achieved success in the use of shields.

After knocking Mo Lan out with a shield, the Onion Ranger did not let go of this hard-won opportunity. It squeaked again, and the onion sword held tightly by its right wing burst into golden light, and the whole duck slammed backwards. Taking a step back, he then used his strength to thrust forward, pointing the blazing radiant green onion sword directly at Mo Lan's head, and stabbed like a shooting star!

[Meteor Strike], [Onion Ranger], the exclusive combat output skills of this Pokémon, the power is 150 under the Pokémon system (the little brother's [Flashing Charge] is 120), it is this Pokémon Once Kemeng's strongest explosive killing skill hits the head at this moment, even Mo Lan is very likely to die suddenly on the spot due to the high damage and the superimposed rate of hitting the vital points, and hand over the guardian angel.

So Mo Lan wouldn't let herself get hit.

0.3 seconds after being stunned by the shield, a clear blue halo rose from Mo Lan's body. Naturally, he used the [Purification] obtained from the [Snow Country Dancer], a player with the hunter mechanism. The control effect of the shield attack was released, and the hazy vision became clear in an instant. Mo Lan's head also tilted suddenly at this moment, and the neck seemed to extend from the side to a distance of less than half a meter in a circle, just enough for the onion ranger His long spear passed through Mo Lan's head and pierced through the air.

Immediately afterwards, the body of the Onion Ranger froze in place the moment the shot fell through the air, unable to move.

The negative effect of [Meteor Strike], after this powerful blow, no matter whether it hits or not, the onion ranger will fall into a short-term stun state and be slaughtered!

The Cong Youbing will seize the opportunity, and Mo Lan will naturally catch it. After dodging the blow, Mo Lan quickly restored herself to a normal human shape, and cut the duck's head with the iron sword in her right hand. I used [Ghost Face Chasing Soul Sword]'s stabbing effect at zero distance, seeking the 150% extra damage of the first sword strike, and trying to hit hard with one blow.

But Mo Lan's sword had just pierced the duck's head, and before it penetrated through the eyes, a card from "Game King" jumped up from the top of Onion Ranger's head, turned over in mid-air, and revealed the Very familiar card face: Trap Card: [Explode Armor]!

The effect of this card is very pure. The effect in the original work is to immediately destroy the attacking monster. During the journey of endless space, Mo Lan also saw Miss [Starlight Wheel] use this trick in the promotion assessment. At that time, it was a very classic failure to launch, but this time, Mo Lan had no ability to stop it from launching. The moment the blade bounced off, it burst open at the same time, and it was about to blow Mo Lan into pieces!

A golden light flashed at this moment, and Mo Lan disappeared out of thin air in place. When she reappeared, she was already standing nearly ten meters away, distanced from the onion rangers, and avoided the fatal explosion damage.

God is sorry, the bomber still failed to activate after all...

Immediately after [Arcane Leap], Mo Lan opened his arms and shot out a side of [Hug Glass], ready to continue the control formed by the onion ranger due to the backlash of the meteor attack, and then use the hammer of the storm to create a control chain, one set to kill him instantly Unexpectedly, the onion ranger recovered from the dizziness at the last moment, raised his shield suddenly, swung the shield with a soulful gesture, and just hit it just before the glass hit him, and shot towards him. The backlash came from Mo Lan's direction.

Damn it, will you fight back?

Mo Lan scolded her mother in her heart, but she didn't panic at all. Her upper body flew out to one side, her torso was stretched in mid-air like a Lincoln car, and it was somewhat like an elongated Tom cat. On the ground, he pulled back the feet that stayed in place, and quickly completed a displacement of more than six meters, avoiding the glass that was smashed back.

Damn, can Tom cat?

Onion Youbing scolded his mother in his heart, but he didn't panic at all. He threw his shield towards Mo Lan, and saw that the shield flew to Mo Lan's side as if it had eyes, and began to circle around his body continuously. He tried to bombard Mo Lan's head, but was blocked by the protective qi, and couldn't attack for a while. Immediately afterwards, the Onion Rangers changed their one-handed sword to two-handed sword, and rushed towards Mo Lan. With a more ferocious posture, he launched a sword attack like a storm.

...Where did you come from Sword Net 3 Cangyun?Next, are you going to perform the shield dance, shield flying and Zhan Jue for me?

Mo Lan immediately used [Violin Wizard], and quickly pulled the magic sound violin, and the bursts of notes turned into a sound barrier that blocked the onion ranger's charge path, piercing through the opponent, and wasting his life, but this onion ranger's is also quite powerful. Spirituality, directly fanning the wings, a flight-type skill [Clear Fog] released a large amount of violent wind, which actually eased the momentum of the notes. It can be seen that his thinking is also quite open, and he was entangled with Mo Lan for a while. Swords and guns are inextricably linked.

Mo Lan entangled with this player for about ten seconds. The gun sword and the onion sword interlaced fire several times. seriousness.

The number of kills of this player with the Onion Ranger mechanism is obviously very valuable, the evolution of the mechanism is quite good, and his own game operation level is also very high. Whether it is the rhythm of the attack or the use of the shield, it is a panoramic glory Battle Soul and Yong X are in the forefront of the rankings, and they are very good in frontal combat capabilities.

Although in terms of combat power alone, there is still little hope of defeating Mo Lan, but entanglement with it will waste a lot of time. The airdrop in the finals is calculated in seconds. If it takes tens of seconds here , it is very likely that he will miss the purple airdrop pod on the roof. At this moment, Mo Lan is not only fighting the onion rangers, but also racing against time.

Seeing this, Mo Lan immediately changed his previous strategy of reserving resources to fight the tough battle of airdrops, and decided to consume more resources to make a quick decision, so as not to miss the chance of airdrops. He took out the naughty mine bomb self-destruct launcher, and He summoned a [Yan Ruyu] jade-faced handsome guy beside him, and threw him a blank sniper rifle, planning to use him to attract the attention of the onion rangers, and take the opportunity to attack.

However, at this time, suddenly appeared next to Mo Lan, dressed in a Hanfu, a handsome guy with a jade face and no fangs, but holding a sniper rifle, and did something that stunned Mo Lan and Onion Ranger at the same time .

He put down the sniper rifle, winked at Mo Lan (pointing to the eyelids made of Heyu), and then suddenly pointed at Mo Lan and shouted: "Fist shines in the golden court, golden fist curse!"