How Did It Become a River Crab?

Chapter 7 Shaking and cold, we pussies...

After trembling wildly, Su Cai, the deadly laughing flower, finally recovered from the maniacal laughter, and began to listen to Mo Lan talk about his experience of getting started.

When Mo Lan talked about how he got 28000 gold coins by committing suicide infinitely, and obtained the perfect challenge evaluation through the underworld BBQ technique, he focused on the same expression of Su Cai, but found that Su Cai still had downcast eyebrows and his expression remained unchanged.

"No, such a strong result, don't you, a son, celebrate it for your father?"

"It's not because my father thinks this is not awesome..." Su Cai hesitated for a moment, brushed away the hair sticking to her lips with her hands, and said softly: "The main reason is that after so many years, what you have done makes me think , it’s not really a surprise that any weird thing happens to you.”

"Ah?" Mo Lan objected, "I'm such a normal person, don't arrange me."

"Oh, is that so?" Su Cai tilted her head with a smile.

"When you played "Reincarnation Godland" before, you set the charm to 1. I don't know where you found a big ax with unlimited growth and named it [Brain Flash]. You only learned passive skills along the way. When you saw the female character raised The ax cut it, and the last person gave the nickname [Lan who cut the head], and was sprayed so alive that he was cleared out of the game by the GM, did you forget this?"

"That's my resistance to this desperate world that only knows how to lick girls. You know a hammer."

"Then when you play "Horror Amusement Park", get yourself a big purple suit, hit everyone on the head fiercely when you see someone, use weapons to fight shit related to it, and let your teammates avoid thousands of miles every time you play a dungeon. Being looked after by a teammate who is a psychiatrist?"

"Don't talk too much here." Mo Lan said angrily, "I only have weapons, accessories, mounts, and thirteen skills are related to shit. The ingredients are not enough to the point you said, okay?"

"Come on."

Su Caixiu frowned slightly, and sighed softly: "Anyway, every time I play a game with you, I can accompany you to appreciate the lower limit of this game."

"This shows that I know how to discover the fun hidden under the surface of the game." Mo Lan said earnestly, "Don't talk about it, why do you play such a game and wear such an outfit?"

As I said before, "Endless Space" does not allow players to pinch their faces, and the fashion system has not yet been opened. Except for Mo Lan, who was directly hit by dimensionality reduction and turned into a river crab, everyone else will lie in according to their appearance. When playing the cabin, the scanned appearance is used to model.

Therefore, if someone like Su Cai puts on a JK in advance, and then puts on makeup and enters the game, the system will faithfully honor the makeup and clothes. After all, it is too much to prevent people from pinching their faces. Many players should be discouraged.

With Su Cai's appearance and makeup level, Mo Lan can guarantee that if she picks up and screens all the players in the game, she will not be able to find a few beauties who are at the same level as her...his.

Mo Lan's question is, why does Su Cai, who usually only wears big pants and a small white T-shirt when playing games, suddenly change into this suit with all her heart?

Normally, Su Cai's battle would only appear when Mo Lan needs a girl to support the scene...

"What do you know, you can't pinch your face in this game, and there is no PS, such a good-looking girl is a rare resource." Su Cai said seriously, "Sacrifice yourself for your father, fully charm, enter the game and talk a little bit, wave your hand It’s just a bunch of dog licking tool people helping us brothers to settle the money, isn’t it delicious?”

"My son has grown up." Mo Lan nodded emotionally, "I only regret that this game prohibits ulterior and dirty interactions, otherwise, with your support, we will be in the top ten of the server power list tomorrow. "

"No, my bottom line should be higher than you think... The anti-harassment system of this game seems to be quite strong." Su Cai sighed, "Not only will any unauthorized physical contact that has nothing to do with the game content be prohibited , even if you accidentally wear a skirt, there will be a thick layer of size, and it is still very healthy."

"Speaking of this..." Mo Lan narrowed her eyes, "Then... is the fake girl included in the scope of protection?"

"Oh shit." Su Cai was startled, "I haven't tried it, it should be... yes?"

"How smart is this system? Can it tell if boys are wearing women's clothes?" Mo Lan looked distrustful.

"Why don't you try?" Su Cai slightly spread his legs, "You should be able to see it when you look up at this height."

"Let me be healthy." Mo Lan waved the small pliers, and got her head under Su Cai's skirt, and immediately, the whole crab went inside.

"How, can you see it?" Su Cai asked curiously.

"It's too dark to see clearly, there seems to be a thin layer of code, but I didn't get a warning."

Mo Lan squirmed twice under Su Cai's skirt, raised her head along the black silk, and responded in a muffled voice, "Also, the black silk has pinched my head, move it away, I don't guarantee that I can hold back the lick."

"There is only such a degree of anti-harassment mechanism." Su Cai sighed: "The air is shaking, when will our hypocrite stand up..."

Before Su Cai finished speaking, a blast of air resounded throughout the personal hall.

"Boom!"

"Fuck!"

Accompanied by the bursting sound, Mo Lan wailed and was slammed out of Su Cai's skirt by an invisible force, rolled on the ground for more than 20 laps, rushed into the open door, and smashed it hard. The wall, stuck in the sawdust, slowly slid off after a full ten seconds.

At the same time, Su Cai received a warning from the system.

"The player [Mo Lan] has carried out suspected harassment against you, do you need system arbitration?"

"Damn, let's wait for you here." Su Cai sighed, looking at Mo Lan who slumped from the wall and twitched, "System, what will happen if I apply for arbitration?"

"According to the seriousness of the circumstances, the player [Mo Lan] will be punished with penalties ranging from deprivation of the internal test qualification to a permanent title. If the circumstances are serious, the game official will truthfully report the situation to the law enforcement agency for handling."

"It's quite perfect." Su Cai looked at Mo Lan who was struggling to turn over, and nodded with satisfaction, her beautiful eyes were narrowed slightly, and she looked at Mo Lan who was beside her.

"Son, what should I shout at this time?"

"Didn't you let me see it?"

"Three~" Su Cai tapped her lips with her finger and counted down softly.

"I'm sorry for your mother, one day your father will prepare a bottle of Vaseline for you!"

"Two~"

"nooooooooooo!"

"One~~~"

"Dad, I was wrong about Dad." Mo Lan wailed, making a Changsha stepping stone sound.

"That's right." Su Cai pursed her lips and smiled, "System, my son will not apply after seeing what his uncle looks like."

"Understood. In addition, because the player [Mo Lan] is an inhuman creature player, the system's anti-harassment judgment lags behind. As compensation, I will send [Selected Gacha Coupon] X1, please check."

As soon as the words fell, a small twisted egg roll appeared in Su Cai's hand.

Su Cai and Mo Lan, who got up, looked at each other, confused.

"Sure enough." Su Cai sighed.

"Playing games with you, I can always get unexpected surprises in unexpected places..."

Chapter 8 Mutual Wool

"I'm serious." Su Cai sighed, "I really didn't expect that this would make a gashapon roll for both of us."

"GKD." Mo Lan regained his strength from the system's air cannon punishment, and ran to the gashapon machine, "Come on, let me smoke!"

The two fathers and sons are deeply in love, and they have played games together for so long, and they have already established a tacit understanding. Like this, the gashapon rolls that the two get together are distributed according to who can use them. Anyway, they are two teams fighting together. There is no need to get too tangled up.

"Here." Su Cai tossed the gashapon roll in her hand to Mo Lan, watched with a suppressed smile as he struggled to climb onto the gashapon machine, put the gashapon roll into the gashapon machine, and tried to turn the gashapon with pliers machine winch.

"Click" flashed, and each person and crab stretched their necks, staring at the gashapon machine in front of them, watching the gashapon that fell from the container gradually move towards the tray.

The moment the gashapon landed on the tray, a burst of green light flickered out, and both of them were stunned.

Although it is reasonable to say that the probability of choosing a gashapon roll to produce a green outfit is quite high, neither Mo Lan nor Su Cai are lucky players, especially Mo Lan, who has done such things as [-] packs of Hearthstone and one orange. Yes, they were both quite satisfied with a green outfit.

Gacha Glow was miniatured on the tray and turned into a sharp bayonet. The surface of the knife has a gradient of gorgeous colors, which looks like a delicate work of art.

[M9 bayonet (gradient color)]

Type: [Weapon]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: From "Counter-Strike: Global Unboxing", a standard M9 bayonet with a custom painting [gradient color], when attacking in close quarters, each attack has a 25% chance of poisoning the enemy One of the four effects of /frost/ignition/bleeding, each effect lasts for 3 seconds, and each effect can be superimposed.

Remarks: Playing competitively is just for fun. If you really want to play CSGO, you have to open the box.

"Gan!"

Mo Lan wailed and threw the dagger into Su Cai's hand. Without a doubt, as a player without normal attack ability, he couldn't use this weapon.

"Uncomfortable." Su Cai happily put this gorgeous and exquisite dagger into her hand, "I just need a dagger, so it's great."

"After the duo is over, you hand in your endless points to me, understand?" Mo Lan was furious incompetently.

This is also a common practice between the two of them. If one side gains benefits, it should be given back to the other side in another way. It is this kind of balance that makes Su Cai and Mo Lan, as ordinary players, play in many krypton gold games. gained fame.

"OKOK." Su Cai shrugged and stuck out her tongue playfully.

Three-dimensional beautiful girls will not stick out their tongues, Su Cai is a failed imitation, everyone should not learn from it.

"Speaking of which, what did you take for the novice tutorial?" Mo Lan asked curiously by the way.

"Including the gashapon rolls for drawing novice equipment." Su Cai took out a pistol, a skill light cluster and a hat from the inventory. "Three rolls, a total of these."

Mo Lan craned her neck to look, she was taken aback for a moment, and then a plucking smile appeared on her face.

Su Cai's pistol is a [USP suppressed version], which is exactly the same as the one in the CSGO game. Novice equipment will be drawn within a fixed range according to the player's previous game tendencies. Su Cai is a loyal player of hot weapons. Pistols are not surprising.

But the point is... the other two items he has left.

【Summon Specialization LV.1】

Type: [Passive Skill]

Quality: [White]

Effect: A general-purpose summoning specialization skill that increases the maximum HP of all summoned objects of the user by 3%. It can be upgraded by using summoning skills/props and consuming endless points.

Learning conditions: none

Remarks: Everyone, come here!

[Swift Dwarf's Hat]

Type: [Equipment]

Quality: [White]

Effect: Slightly increase the wearer's evasion chance and movement speed in narrow environments and trap environments.

Note: Snow White once shared the bed with the seven dwarfs, and finally married the prince who passed by Dabo. Find out whether the dwarf greened the prince, or the prince greened the dwarf?

These two items are what Mo Lan needs now, the former is in line with his dream of reloading the Summoning Fortress, and the latter is very suitable for a small creature like him.

"Give these two to me?" Mo Lan was not polite.

"OK." As soon as Mo Lan spoke, Su Cai traded the two items to Mo Lan without hesitation, "Anyway, I don't need it myself, so you can give it to you if you want."

"OJBK, take this magazine for me." Mo Lan traded her [Tearing Magazine] without any hassle, learned the skill of [Summoning Specialization], and then put on the [Swift Dwarf's Hat] on the head.

According to the newcomer manual, a player can equip up to three accessories at the same time, such as hats, necklaces, rings, etc., are counted in the scope of accessories, this is to prevent some players from wearing eight layers of necklaces at the same time. Each set five rings, playing himself as a killer.

[Canyon Swift Crab] This race has a lot of equipment that cannot be used, but the dwarfs are small in size, and the shape of this hat is conical like a party hat. Putting it on the head, since it can be equipped, the system will naturally judge it as a usable item. In this regard, "Endless Space" is very enlightened.