How Did It Become a River Crab?

Mo Lan turned her head and stared at the train approaching all the way from the screen and zooming towards the center. The next moment, the train rushed out of the curtain and turned into a miniature train the same size as the screen. Just happened to rush towards the position where Mo Lan was forced to retreat!

"Fuck!"

At this moment, the cooling time of [Jumping Platform] has not yet ended, Mo Lan made a decisive decision, opened her hands, and formed a transparent curtain wall made of [Hugging Glass] book skills in front of her, intercepting the oncoming miniature train for a moment, and after using the impact force, Withdrew, the whole person retreated in the opposite direction of Brother Wenming's robot, fell a piece of shit on the ground, and quickly got up again, avoiding the iron fist that Brother Wenming followed.

At the same time, Mo Lan's chest was hit by two flying stones, which caused dull pain and reduced his blood volume to 84%. Mo Lan looked up and found Brother Wenming's master, Angry me] is also holding a slingshot, approaching Mo Lan's position, and wants to form a double-wing situation with Wen Wenming, and kill Mo Lan alive.

Since then, Mo Lan has figured out what kind of thing this Laoshizi [Brother Wenming] is. It should be a comprehensive self-discipline robot combat mechanism or powerful props based on various civilization slogans in real life. All her own skills are derived from various slogans, which is similar to Mo Lan's battle of relying on blending in books to extract book skills.

For example, the reason why [The Wind Wraths Me] took a small step to let Wenming's robot cross a large distance to fight passionately with Mo Lan is probably due to the fact that only boys and some knowledgeable girls know The slogan [One small step forward, one giant step towards civilization]...and the move that summoned a projector just now to cooperate with the movie of the train entering the station to cause huge impact damage to people is just as it says [Civilized viewing], very Reasonable.

And this was not over yet, after several failed attempts to attack Mo Lan, Brother Wenming raised his right hand high, and a traction rope emerged above its strong square arm.

"Raise dogs in a civilized way, walk dogs in a civilized way!"

Accompanied by Brother Wenming's loud shout, a serious-looking bulldog with a majestic posture emerged from the end of the leash. On the back of the bulldog was a semi-automatic turret. The rhythm of firing bullets with damage of about 8%.

"Walking the dog civilizedly, how can your dog beat people?" Mo Lan was startled, "Are you a bit double-standard?"

"Civilized dog raising is followed by the words prohibiting defecation or biting. Didn't it say that it is prohibited to shoot people with a turret on your back?" I said solemnly in anger.

"That's true." Mo Lan reached a consensus with his opponent, and continued to be beaten by Brother Wenming.

The bullets fired by this dog do not do much damage, and are not very insulting, but they are extremely harassing. Originally, Mo Lan wanted to bypass Brother Wenming's robot and directly attack the violent wind and anger me. When the dog blocked him like this, he was embarrassed on the spot and fell into a dilemma.

Brother Wenming, who can't fight against the strange combat power head-on, the body is blocked by dogs and the range is not enough. If this continues, Mo Lan will be consumed by this brother sooner or later. In desperation, Mo Lan tried his best to find out the flaws in the opponent's mechanism .

There is no kill mark on the top of this player's head, and the main weapon in his hand is a slingshot of poor quality, which shows that he is not a very fat player. From the analysis of the number of skills, the progress of the mechanism is not too high. Such a player can show the combat power of pressing himself down, which shows that his mechanism has a high probability of some serious flaws that may be discovered and used by the enemy, in exchange for excellent frontal combat capabilities.

... The question is, what is this flaw?

At this time, Mo Lan found that compared with when he first confronted him, Brother Wenming swung his fists significantly faster after releasing [Civilization Viewing], and he felt like a yellow cross (League of Legends game) Equipment that increases attack speed) is not too different, but during this period, in Mo Lan's impression, I didn't do anything similar to releasing buff skills.

Is it a passive effect?Or did some behavior of myself and the violent wind anger me trigger its mechanism ability?

...Damn it!What the hell!

Mo Lan suddenly remembered that at the moment when she was hit by the miniature train, she subconsciously uttered the classic Chinese curse of [Fuck], so it can be calculated that Brother Wenming's attack speed also started to increase before that.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan remembered that when Brother Wenming released [One Great Step of Civilization] and rushed towards him, it was probably to designate a target for Brother Wenming's robot. I wanted to say "Fuck me to death!", but in the end I changed it abruptly to "Please attack that friend next to you!" Such a very polite and decent sentence...

At this moment, Mo Lan realized that at the same time, a set of counterattack tactics appeared in the mind of this man who was being violently beaten by a man, a dog and a machine.

And Mo Lan has always been a person with strong execution ability.

Mo Lan took a step back, dodging Brother Wenming's fist from bottom to top, bearing the damage from the bullet hooked by the dog and the slingshot hit by the wind and anger, he took out a yellow notice board from the inventory, and he will The notice board was pressed hard on the ground, and the next moment, the soles of Wen Wenming's feet suddenly slipped, failing to grasp his balance, his huge body tended to slide down, and Wen Wenming immediately adjusted his posture, the soles of his feet Two claws that grasped the ground and improved stability appeared to stabilize the figure, but at the same time, Mo Lan seized the opportunity, and with a sliding shovel, rushed out from under its body neatly.

Seeing this scene, Brother Wenming immediately activated a pair of boots on his feet, and his figure quickly became unreal. He turned around and wanted to use his movement speed to distance himself. With his equipment skills activated, his movement speed was slightly faster than that of Mo Lan at the moment Mo Lan can't catch up with him for the time being, but once Brother Wenming reacts, Mo Lan will be caught up first, pressed to the ground and beaten violently.

But Mo Lan didn't chase him at all.

The target of Mo Lan's charge was the fort dog that was only a few meters away from Mo Lan, being held by Brother Wenming with a leash attached to the arm armor!

Seeing a scumbag with unfriendly eyes rushing towards him, he is civilized and polite, and never bites. The bulldog who only hit people with a gun was shocked, and immediately turned around and wanted to run away, but the collar on his neck dragged him down. When Wen Wenming couldn't react, Mo Lan caught up with the dog running like a cat and mouse animation, took out something from his backpack, and slammed it into the dog's mouth stuffed in!

"Ow!"

Gougou yelled in panic, but it subconsciously gnawed on the thing that was sent into its mouth, and was punched into its mouth by Mo Lan, forcing it to swallow it.

This rustling, smelly taste...

The dog stared blankly at the [rotten apple] that was put away by Mo Lan, and watched the opponent turn around and rush towards me in the direction of the wind. Immediately afterwards, the dog felt a very strong It comes from the original desire deep in the soul of every animal.

Desire to excrete.

As an endless point prop, [Rotten Apple] has a very short delay in taking effect, and [Super Jet] DEBUFF has been hung on the dog's head at this moment, and the dog can even hear the sound of its own intestinal peristalsis , A series of fart sounds have been heard, it can feel that something is gathering under its body at an extremely fast speed, and it is rushing towards the critical point of release with an unstoppable momentum!

The dog raised its head and howled in pain!

If it is pulled out here, the life of a dog as a civilized dog will be over, right?

But, but...

This feeling!

Can't stand it!

Inextricable!

It's a natural hug!

This is the call of the wild!

hum, hum, hum

"puff!"

At this moment, under the suppression of instinct, the civilized dog degenerated into an uncivilized dog. It rolled its eyes, hiccupped, pouted its butt, and began to release its own nature.

I turned on the equipment acceleration skills, and you gave Luda the wind all the way. I looked back after running away, and I was so frightened by this scene that I opened my mouth wide. The sentence [Fuck] was about to burst out, but I didn’t wait for him She took the initiative to suppress the urge to scold her, and Mo Lan took the first step, took out the water gun on her waist, and shot all the remaining sodium chloride solution in the water gun into my face!

Mo Lan's aim can only barely follow the enemy's head in mobile combat, but it is too difficult for him to shoot accurately into the mouth. Even so, his goal has been achieved, and there is still a considerable part of sodium chloride The solution penetrated into my mouth, causing his mouth to be filled with an endless horrible salty taste, excruciating pain. Under the instinctive tendency, he opened his mouth wide and spit out a mouthful of saliva on the ground .

And at this moment, Brother Wenming's robot also turned around, ready to continue chasing Mo Lan, but when it turned its head, what caught its camera curtain were a happy dog ​​hooking on the ground, and My own master who was spitting on the ground.

Afterwards, it stood still in place.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan knew that she guessed right.

The reason why the Wenming robot is so powerful is because it is a combat mechanism with a huge, fatal flaw.

Why do I deliberately suppress my urge to swear?

Why did Brother Wenming become stronger after he yelled [Fuck]?

Why doesn't the dog attack Mo Lan by biting Mo Lan's crotch, which is more efficient and has stronger entanglement ability, instead of using a turret with high performance?

There is only one reason!

Kuangfeng↘Rage↗me↗, your [Brother Civilization] mechanism will respond to the uncivilized behavior of both the enemy and us, and thus increase or decrease combat effectiveness!

In addition to the necessary close combat, all kinds of combat behaviors will be ignored, any uncivilized behavior of the enemy, such as swearing, swearing, picking booger with the middle finger, etc., will increase the combat effectiveness of Brother Wenming. Anger at my own uncivilized behavior corresponding to various civilized slogans will also severely weaken Brother Wenming's strength!

But now, under Mo Lan's single-handed operation, the dog pulls the papa, spits in the wind, and commits the crime of urinating and spitting indiscriminately at the same time. How will Brother Wenming respond to such a shocking scene?

... You ask why Mo Lan, who caused all this, will be fine?

Which sign have you seen that says "No letting others defecate and no spitting"?

After a moment's lag, puffs of white smoke like steam floated from the top of Brother Wenming's camera.

At this moment, Brother Wenming is angry!

"You actually defecate everywhere!" it yelled angrily at the dog on the ground.

"You're spitting everywhere!" it yelled angrily at the strong wind beside me.

"Your uncivilized behavior has deeply hurt the CPU of this robot!"

Brother Wenming roared angrily: "The traitors of civilization are more hateful than the enemies of civilization. Therefore, I will use my strongest and most civilized way to attack you traitors!"

The next moment, the civilized robot suddenly lay down on the ground and crashed.

...How should I put it, if I insist, it is indeed a more civilized way.

Mo Lan lowered his head and glanced at Brother Wenming, who was crashing, and then raised his head to see that the acceleration of the equipment skills on the opposite side was over.

"Help!"

"Death to the Lord!"

More than ten seconds later, I was pierced through the brain with three swords by Mo Lan who was chasing me, ending my civilized but uncivilized life, and became Mo Lan's No. 16 dead soul. In an instant, the crashed Wenming brother robot suddenly jumped up on the spot, shouting loudly at the speed of the China Haosheng X host Hua Mou's commercial lines: "This mechanism is only for entertainment, please don't take it seriously, please don't imitate it in reality. Be sure to abide by local laws and regulations, live a civilized life, and contribute to social security and stability. I wish you all a happy game and see you again—"

...and then it exploded.

Looking at the mechanism light cluster floating from the body of the exploding Brother Wenming, and the storm circle that was approaching in front of him, Mo Lan wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his head, and sighed: "It's really a top-notch intellectual event that can be loaded into JO manga." Fight!"

The ghost whispered: "Please apologize to Mr. Hirohiko Araki!"

"Your AWACS still cares about this?"

Chapter 880 The fifth chapter is Lan people, so go down one hundred floors (5.5k)

After killing the violent wind and angering me, Mo Lan immediately put all the items he dropped into his backpack, and the mechanism [friends of civilized robots] was directly integrated into Mo Lan's body, turning into a new batch of knowledge coins , By this time, Mo Lan has saved enough knowledge coins to subscribe to the second book technique.

At the same time, Mo Lan also harvested one green and three white items, a total of four items. Judging from the amount of harvest, I should have jumped to a relatively poor small resource point by myself. Several players who also jumped on this small resource point raised the level of the mechanism, but other resources were quite embarrassing.

The storm circle behind him was only a little away from him, and since the two had been advancing into the circle during the battle, there was only a distance of more than 70 meters left from the edge of the first safe zone , Mo Lan glanced at her [-]% HP, ready to ask for insurance, advanced to the circle, then drank a bottle of low-level life potion, subscribed to the hidden place in the circle that required singing time and counted her harvest, avoiding poison Or be discovered by Lao Liu and stuck in the circle (stuck on the edge of the safe zone to intercept the enemy, so that the enemy will eat poison and eat guns).

But Mo Lan just ran forward for a distance of more than [-] meters, and when he was about to successfully enter the circle, [Ghost Whispers] rang in Mo Lan's ear again.

"Someone sneak attack, behind!"

Fuck, there is a fisherman!

The enemy shot from behind at this time, which means that he has already discovered Mo Lan and the violent wind who are running around in the battle with a high probability. Just to ensure that he can kill and benefit, he adopted the fisherman's tactic and waited until Mo Lan and the The battle is over, one side is down, and one side's state is consumed a lot before making a bold move. The state of the stuck enemy is so bad that the resources of two people are taken away.

Mo Lan has no objection to this kind of behavior. In the chicken eating game, except for hacking, malicious team formation, personal attacks and other behaviors, any other tactics are very normal, even if it is annoying to thousands of people in APEX It doesn't matter to Zibeng gun, it depends on one's own ability, besides, after seeing Mo Lan's various horrific acts, he dares to come out to confront him, and he must be an opponent worthy of respect...

The problem is that the way this man sneaks up is a bit strange.

The urgent shouting was not over yet, the next moment, Mo Lan only felt the ground under his feet tremble continuously, as if he had encountered an earthquake, but his blood volume did not decrease because of it. Just when Mo Lan was puzzled, he found that the surrounding people Everything is sinking underfoot...

Damn wrong, I'm on the rise!

Mo Lan lowered her head immediately, and found that at some point, her feet had turned into a square platform made of ordinary bluestone slabs, about half the size of a classroom. As time went by, this platform carried Mo Lan upwards. Flying higher and higher, the surrounding scenery became smaller and smaller in sight, and finally, Mo Lan was fixed at an altitude of several hundred meters.

Then, Mo Lan took a step forward, looked down at her feet, and found that at this moment, below her, there were several more layers of platforms stacked from the bottom of her feet all the way to the ground. The distance is several meters, and it seems to need to jump to move.

There are also various types of platforms. There are bluestone slabs as common as Mo Lan’s feet, trap platforms with spikes on them, jumping mats on some, conveyor belts that force people to fall, and others. It might as well be a pool of sulfuric acid or a wild monster standing on a ring. The last platform has the word [End] written on it, and the ground next to it has turned into a large amount of magma. The layout looks a lot like a small game that Mo Lan played...

Mo Lan raised her head and glanced at her status bar:

[If you are a fierce person, go down to a hundred floors]: You have encountered a mechanical attack from a player [Mechanical Cloud], and you will start a competition with the player on the lower floors in an asymmetrical situation. The player wins, and the other player falls straight down from their height, taking fall damage.Other players cannot observe or harm your competition field until the competition is over.Please note: Once you fall into the lava, you and your summons will take damage equal to 50% of your maximum health per second!

"NS-shaft", once used in Chinese as "If you are a man, go down a hundred floors", is a platform jumping game that set off a wave of waves in China in the 00s. The platform keeps falling, so that you will not be crushed to death by the spikes that are pressed down from above. The further you go to the back, the more traps on the platform, and the more difficult the game will be.

This game later produced many derivative works, and once became a popular genre on the 43X9 small game platform, and it was also a popular item in the microcomputer class at that time.Now it seems that the enemy's mechanism is to pull the enemy into the next hundred layers of the game, forcing himself to the lower layer, using fall damage and traps to weaken himself, and even achieve kills.

The question is... competition?

Mo Lan turned her head and set her gaze directly opposite her, which was tens of meters away from her.There, at the top of a platform combination that seemed to be [-] to [-] percent less difficult than myself, stood an OP in a dark blue starry sky (simply speaking, a long-sleeved dress) lo skirt, and a pair of white constellation gold pattern jumpsuits under the skirt Socks with small leather shoes, a good-looking girl with short blond hair and a dark blue beret is staring in her direction, ready to fight.

There is a solid glass barrier between the two. The system shows that it has the effect of being impenetrable and blocking displacement, but it can allow various attacks to pass through. The purpose is to ensure that the two sides cannot enter each other's field. The top of the head appeared, and the countdown to the game began.