How Did It Become a River Crab?

As for how to invite... Mo Lan looked at an American-style garden gnome doll on the coffee table downstairs.

Facing such a tough guy, it's time to use the bottom of the box, which is also the most complicated plan three.

One minute later, with the ID of [Vanilla Latte] on his head, he was holding a stone sword in "Minecraft" that was shining with enchanted light, and the top of his head looked like Yan Zhilin, a member of the classic singer group Power Train, with messy long hair without bangs The man came to the door of the hermit's hut, and was about to search for a wave of wooden houses before continuing to run around and evacuate.

As the winner of the resource point [Children's Paradise] at the bottom of the entire map, Vanilla Latte now has life-saving equipment, a mechanism that has been initially improved, and weapons and skills that are handy. He is confident in his combat power, and he is ready to go all the way Fighting, the killing king route developed all the way, even if you lose in the end, you can still earn ideal points by relying on the high number of kills.

According to his judgment, the hermit's cabin must not have too many resources. He was going to cross the mountains after a simple search and head towards the next resource point, but at this moment, he heard a series of shrill sounds.

"Don't go! Help! Help!"

This voice is like a goblin eunuch voiced by a third-rate dubbing actor. The tone is very anxious, but the voice is not high enough. If it is not for the vigilance of Vanilla Latte, it is easy to ignore it. He listened carefully. , found that the voice in my ear was shouting: "That one over there! Friends passing by! Help me, save me! Don't leave me behind, I will definitely repay you!!"

Vanilla Latte turned his head, and found that on the ground not far from him, there was a garden gnome model with a red hat lying on its side leaning on a tree root, and the voice came from this model. , cute.jpg

"I am the sealed good devil Boris. I was sealed in this damned statue by the tricks of the enemy. Please save me my noble friend. I swear in the name of the Great Demon and Bator Hell, I I will definitely repay you!"

"What the hell?" Vanilla Latte frowned, thought for a moment, and felt that he should have encountered the special map mechanism of this dungeon.

Many resource points on this map have similar special mechanisms that can be explored. The [Children’s Paradise] where Vanilla Latte is located has a hidden button that can summon balloon monsters and has high damage. Hitting the imprisoned dodge field, Mo Lan The quiet town I was in before has a mechanism of summoning nuclear bombs and leveling the town, and the floor vaults that appear for a limited time in the skyscraper city are all venue mechanisms that add variables and fun to the game.

The voice of the goblin in front of me is very standard, and the voice is not high enough. If I am not careful enough or even can't find it, there is a high probability that it is a hidden mechanism of the resource point of the hermit hut. If I deal with it properly, I might get good benefits or strengthen it .

Thinking of this, Vanilla Latte secretly thanked himself for being careful and did not miss this rare strengthening opportunity. He walked up to the goblin statue on the ground, squatted down, and asked curiously, "How can I save you?"

"It's very simple, my noble and generous, kind human friend!" Boris the goblin screamed: "Put your weapon in front of me, and put two things that glow green in your eyes and one that glows blue on it. Sacrifice to me, then bow your head and close your eyes, and we can begin the unblocking ceremony!"

"Two green outfits and one blue outfit?" Vanilla Latte frowned, "It's too expensive."

"Expensive? You are too poor, my friend, think about it, if you can free me, I can show you where the storm gathers, and I can give you the power to spy on the treasure, and you can enjoy helping others What a blessing to be generous and to gain my Boris' friendship!" The devil Boris said in a sharp voice: "If you are still such a stingy poor man, then go and let me die miserably in the In the storm!"

"Okay, then I'm leaving." Vanilla Latte stood up and turned her head to leave.

Seeing this, Boris' tone became flustered: "No, my friend! Just kidding! I just made a joke! Well, well, I admit, I want a little bit more, just a little bit more You only need to give me three green lights, this is my bottom line!"

Hearing this, Vanilla Latte sneered inwardly.

Stupid NPC, isn't it under my control?

Chapter 880 Mo Lan outsmarts the vanilla anus (4K)

After this wave of communication just now, Vanilla Latte has already seen that the sealed devil Boris is a greedy and cowardly devil. According to Vanilla Latte, a middle-aged DND (Dungeons and Dragons) fan, He mentioned the impression of [Bator Hell] that these orderly and evil races should keep their promises, and a wave of transactions can be considered.

As for the content of the transaction, according to Boris, it is equivalent to exchanging three green items for the right to watch the finals in advance and observe high-value items in the building. Sex is self-evident, three green items, is a completely acceptable price tag.

Seeing this, Vanilla Latte put the stone sword on the ground in front of the goblin statue, released the three green quality items in the bag, and placed them in front of Boris in turn.

"Very good, very good..." Boris squealed, and the next moment, the three green clothes in front of Vanilla Latte disappeared at the same time. In order to prevent the devil from using his own weapon, Vanilla Latte held the stone sword tightly .

"Damn it, my dear generous friend, do you really distrust our devil's promise?" Boris' tone was filled with frustration and a hint of guilt, "Forget it, just close your eyes."

"Why do you close your eyes?"

"Because next I will give you the potion of true sight that I have cherished for a long time. If you open your eyes and see it or drink it, you will go blind!" Boris said solemnly: "After drinking the potion, you close your eyes In a blink of an eye, you can see the illusory shrine that locks my soul in the air, help me smash it, and I will teach you the skill of seeing the storm!"

"Okay, okay." Vanilla Latte closed his eyes impatiently, "Give me the potion."

"What's your attitude? I want to give you my favorite and most precious potion collection!" Boris put a bottle of potion in front of the vanilla latte angrily, "Bend down, pick it up, take a sip, Only one sip is allowed! If you dare to drink more, I promise that when I am free, I will use my ass to sit on your boots hard!"

Vanilla Latte closed his eyes and picked up the bottle of potion, sneered in his heart: "Okay, I'll just take a sip!"

Immediately afterwards, he raised his head violently, and poured the potion down his throat in one gulp. Amidst Boris' screams, he sucked water like a long whale, and ruthlessly killed half of the bottle!

With a large lung capacity, drinking half a bottle is still a sip.

The vanilla latte put the bottle on the ground with a smile: "I only took a sip, but there is no violation."

These were the last words of his life.

After saying this, he was top-heavy, threw himself forward, and fell to the ground, unable to move.

...What the hell?

Vanilla Latte's inner alarm bell was ringing. Although he couldn't move at this moment, his consciousness was still clear due to the game settings. He immediately looked at his status bar and found in disbelief that there was actually a red DEBUFF on it: [ Half a bottle of Mongolian-Han medicine]: You drank half a bottle of Mongolian-Han medicine in one gulp. In the next 5 minutes, you will be unconscious and unable to move.

"It's true, it's true!"

At the same time, Vanilla Latte heard the sound of footsteps in front of his head, which originally belonged to [Boris], he struggled to raise his head, only to see a pair of cool running shoes with rainbow lights on the soles The rotation is shining, it is really dazzling.

Unlocking the [Mimicry Scroll], Mo Lan stood up from the ground, looked at Boris on the ground, and nodded with satisfaction.

It seems that I, Mo Lan, had the best acting skills in the art test training class, and I haven't regressed yet!

Seeing this, all the guest officers must have seen that the so-called [Sealed Devil Boris] naturally does not exist, and everything is a trick set up by Mo Lan, a traitor, in order to lure Vanilla to take it. Tie drank the bottle of Mongolian-Han medicine, causing him to collapse on the spot, and let Mo Lan play at his mercy.

He took advantage of the vanilla latte players who have details and dare to fight hard, pretending to be a goblin statue, first deliberately using a relatively small volume, but just enough to be heard by more careful players, to lure the vanilla latte [active] ] discovered its existence, and then used his superb acting skills to pretend to be a trading equipment demon, defuse his vigilance, and finally bring it down.

There are many variables in this process. The most likely change is whether there will be violent players directly hitting the goblin statue, but firstly, Mo Lan can use the jumping pad to retreat at any time, and secondly, players have limited resources. They must also not use high-damage skills and have enough reaction time. Third, in this kind of interesting copy that can only be played once, players usually cherish their discoveries more and will not treat any one like a Marvin robot. NPC, triple insurance, Mo Lan dared to play such a wave.

Fortunately, the vanilla latte is not short-tempered, and also cherishes what he has gained.In addition, Mo Lan's acting skills are very online throughout the whole process, and relying on her brain and character design, which is the best in the art test training class, she is very good at setting up a simple and easy-to-understand greedy devil character. The performance of broadcasting and hosting is the best in the class, and the voice of a devil's eunuch is firmly squeezed.

Multiplying multiple ways, and finally pretending to be distressed potion to seduce the opponent to relax their vigilance, drink a big wave, even Mo Lan herself, cannot guarantee that she can 100% avoid such insidious tricks when she is not vigilant enough. The acting skills of the older generations have a chance to blow up, and if they are used to deal with ordinary middle-aged players with normal three-dimensional views, they will naturally be a great success, playing with vanilla latte in the palm of their hands.

At this time, the keen observer realized something was wrong: This is pure nonsense, why does a student who is a screenwriter still perform and broadcast at the same time?Do you think we don't know that these are three different directions?

But in fact, at least in Rongcheng, the students in the art test training class are studying three subjects at the same time, but at the beginning Mo Lan wanted to learn to direct and shoot a dream documentary "The History of Toilet Evolution", so he performed In the impromptu subject of the joint entrance examination, [Goblins act as Goblin models for Goblin painters], the content stands still for half a minute and then bows and leaves.The reading of the optional materials for the broadcast entrance exam is [Goblin Sleeping], the content is to stand still and be silent for half a minute (because this Goblin has a good living habit and does not snore when he sleeps.) Leave and become a happy drama writer students.

This is a dangerous behavior that is very irresponsible to one's own life, but this is a funny novel after all, and all behaviors in funny novels are dangerous, and everyone knows that they cannot be imitated, so let's get back to the topic and continue to watch Mo Lan violently beat Vanilla latté.

"Hehehe, you were bullied by dogs in Huluopingyang, and fell into my tricks!" Mo Lan let out a smirk, then raised her high-heeled shoes, aimed at the immobile vanilla latte head on the ground, poked it down, and took out the previous The combat dagger dropped by Feng Bhuihe aimed at Vanilla Latte’s head and poked and poked. Vanilla Latte watched his blood bar drop little by little, but he was crying in his heart, his body was weak, he couldn’t struggle, he couldn’t get up , Can't earn, can't speak, then naturally can only die.

The blood volume of the player with the mechanism is indeed very thick. Even with several headshots in succession, it took Mo Lan about three times as many pokes as the last unlucky player whose name has been forgotten by him, to get the blood of the vanilla latte. The amount hit 0.

But at this moment, Mo Lan discovered that the vanilla latte had done a very dangerous thing on the way.

When he fell down, he tried his best to put his stone sword into his backpack.

Why is this a dangerous thing?

This is very simple, because people who give up struggling will not do this. They will die anyway, and the sword will still burst out after death. It is unnecessary to do so.

Then why did it still put away the sword?Because he hasn't given up struggling, and a person who doesn't give up until death, he is either a capable person, or an incompetent and furious reckless.

Vanilla Latte has already killed ten reckless people, so of course he is not a reckless person, he is a capable person, if a person's ability can be brought into the coffin, it means that this person will definitely be able to jump out of the coffin.

Because of this, Mo Lan was not surprised when he saw that the corpse of Vanilla Latte became illusory, but did not disappear, but instead raised a mist like a veil around it.

...This is the special effect of the equipment [Guardian Angel] from LOL. Its effect is very simple. It only takes effect on the player in the initial form in the ticket book. Resurrect as much as possible, and clear the non-permanent negative effects on it.This is also the only blue equipment on the vanilla latte at the moment other than the mechanism, and it is also extremely high-quality.

This is naturally a great ability, so Mo Lan has already started to act. He took out his bubble gun, squeezed the trigger, and shot all the remaining half can of bubbles on the vanilla latte's body, and retreated. In the last two steps, while putting a new water bottle on the bubble gun, I took out the [Burning Bottle] from the backpack...

These bubbles hovered over Vanilla Latte's corpse. After a short delay, when Vanilla Latte revived the dead in the light, the first thing that caught his eyes was the surrounding body, head and face Bubbles!

"Crack, crack, crack!"

There was a series of bursting sounds of bubbles. The vanilla latte had just recovered to about 70% of its blood volume, but it was directly blown up to 40% by this wave of bursting bubbles. Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan threw out the Molotov cocktail in his hand, The bottle disintegrated under the feet of the vanilla latte, turned into a blazing fire, burning at a high speed, the flame licked the blood volume of the vanilla latte, and Mo Lan had already drank a bottle of beer catecha again, and pulled the trigger of the bubble gun , ready to walk the enemy to death with the speed of movement.

But this tactic is destined not to be perfectly successful, after all, the vanilla latte is a player who has obtained the [Mechanism].Now it was time for him to demonstrate the power of his mechanism.

He rolled and rushed out of the fire, and when he got up again, he was already holding the stone sword tightly. He stretched out his finger with the other hand, pointed at Mo Lan, and shouted: "Stand here, don't move!"

In an instant, Mo Lan's figure froze suddenly!

... Then he discovered that his body did not suffer from any movement restriction effect, but there was an extra BUFF on the top of his head. He watched a small tree suddenly grow on the ground beside the vanilla latte, and the tree was growing rapidly. He took out big juicy oranges one by one, glanced at the BUFF above his head from the corner of his eye, and read it at the speed of quantum fluctuation speed reading.

[Don't move around, I'll buy some oranges for you]: You are attacked by a text fragment of the well-known short literary work "Back View" selected into the textbook, and you are about to be bombarded by orange trees from turrets that throw oranges. When you are attacked, you are far away from you The farther away the initial position of the skill is cast, the less damage you take.

Mechanisms related to Chinese textbooks?

Endless space has a wide range of game mechanisms, from the simplest and most direct fighters, archer career templates, to canyon swift crabs, LOL heroes, Pokémon, to toilet administrators, quizzes, snail tourists, etc., any type of mechanism Both, from this skill alone, Mo Lan can only guess that it may be a textbook mechanism related to Chinese textbooks, or simply use the novel of Back View as a prototype to derive skills, which is similar to fighting with the help of fairy tale books place.

Seeing that the orange was about to hit her forehead, Mo Lan immediately prepared to roll backwards, as far away from her initial position as possible, but at this moment, Vanilla Latte suddenly splashed a splash of medicinal powder from her hand, pounced on Mo Lan on Lan.He himself drew out his stone sword, and rushed towards Mo Lan.

Mo Lan looked up and found that a new debuff had appeared on her body: [Half-step epilepsy with a smile]: You have been poisoned by the horrible poison released by [Vanilla Latte]. If you smile or walk out within 90 seconds, If you take more than one step, you will enter a poisoning state that loses 1.3% of your maximum health per second, and lasts until the end of 90 seconds. With the increase in the number of times you smile and move, the poison damage will continue to increase, up to 5% per second .

In this way, if Mo Lan wants to leave, he will be crazily filled with toxins. If he doesn't leave, he will have to stay where he is and be beaten up by the oranges. The only way to test Mo Lan's health bar.

Mo Lan couldn't hold back now, not because of how difficult it is to break the bad combo that doesn't allow Lan Lan to leave, and doesn't allow Lan Lan to stop, but because Mo Lan doesn't understand why these people can follow The hero Shuangwen can also find props that match his combat skills?

I, Mo Lan, can I really only be a cold, kind, resolute, hard-working male protagonist of abusive novels?

Although he was sad in his heart, Mo Lan's body still began to deal with the enemy's offensive very honestly. He looked calm, neither happy nor sad. He took out the high-heeled shoes from the inventory, put them on his hands suddenly, and immediately stood upside down Get down, put your hands on the ground with high heels, and sway with the help of [Drunken Fist] and [Soft Body], like an inflatable noodle man mascot dancing wildly in the wind.

This upside-down figure with a dignified watery face perfectly evaded the double offensive of the smiling half-step maniac and the backside ultimate move. Under the blank gaze of the vanilla latte, it swayed from side to side, avoiding the oranges that attacked from behind, like Fleeing all the way towards the wooden house like a strange species.

"...Damn it, stop!"

Chapter 880 Knowledge Is Power

Vanilla Latte immediately raised the stone sword, and slammed a sword aura towards Mo Lan's buttocks. This sword aura is the long-range attack ability with CD derived from his killing bonus [weapon fluctuation]. Poking Mo Lan's ass made Mo Lan scream when Tom was poked by Jerry's buttocks, but at the same time, he took advantage of the impact of the poke to avoid flying behind The smashed oranges rushed towards the interior of the hut.

Seeing that Mo Lan was about to completely run out of the damage range of the orange tree, Vanilla Latte immediately stood on the spot, holding the hilt of the sword with both hands and standing in front of his chest, frowning like Aragorn in the visual picture of the Lord of the Rings movie, his eyes converged on Next to Mo Lan, on a small pond in front of the door of the hut.

"The water is not deep!"

Accompanied by a loud drink of vanilla latte, the liquid in the pond suddenly surged, and a small, clawless dragon jumped out of the pond, aimed at Mo Lan's head, and sprayed out a puff of water. The torrent water column, similar to a high-pressure water gun, began to reduce Mo Lan's health at a terrifying speed.

Water does not have to be deep.This is the content of one of the classic texts "Humble Room Inscription". From this point of view, this mechanism comes from the Chinese textbook. If it is subdivided, it may still come from the old eighth grade volume 2017 of the old People's Education Edition before the revision in [-]...

Seeing this scene, in order not to be sprayed to death by the dragon king, Mo Lan immediately took out a scroll with the expression of water-spraying soybeans from Baidu Tieba from her backpack, and tore it open with her heels pressed by both hands, and performed a For scrolls.The next moment, Mo Lan's head turned into a bright yellow round head, and when he turned around, the dragon water column beside him began to spray water!

This scroll is one of the three green items that Vanilla Latte "tributed" to Mo Lan.

【Spray Soybean Scroll】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: A derivative skill derived from the classic expression [water spray] on Tieba. After using the scroll, your head will be temporarily transformed into a soy expression bag face, and a large amount of high-pressure water jets will continue to be sprayed from your mouth in the next ten seconds. Can be used to attack opponents.

Remarks: I know a fifth-level user of this mechanism, who often travels to various worlds to rescue droughts, but every time he rescues, the expressions of the victims next to him are extremely complicated...

Vanilla Latte has only three green items besides the stone sword, and since he already has the same type of mechanism skill [Dragon Zeling], so he didn't think much about it when he gave it out, but at this moment, seeing Mo Lan's upside-down head turned into a water-spraying soybean, and started to spray a series of water jets with the scroll that originally belonged to him. When he turned his head and started a water gun confrontation with his own dragon, the vanilla latte was still insulted by the tauren. Enraged, he immediately mobilized Jiaolong with all his strength, vowing to blow Mo Lan's soy head in this confrontation.

I saw the Jiaolong water spray from Pain Xun and the soybean water spray from Qiandu fighting against each other in the air, forming a magnificent rainbow around. Give in, but with the rapid passage of time, Mo Lan's soybeans gradually began to decline, and it seemed that they would lose in a few seconds.

At this moment, Vanilla Latte, who was concentrating on controlling the dragon, noticed that Mo Lan suddenly sprayed water while controlling the high heels to crawl forward with both hands, controlled her body to move forward, and quickly turned around the pond under the gaze of Vanilla Latte. A circle, from the left side of the pond with the sight of the vanilla latte as a reference...