How Did It Become a River Crab?

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When did I kill another one?

Mo Lan looked around in a daze, and suddenly, more than ten meters away from the side, he saw a corpse that was lying on the ground and was disappearing. Along with his demise, one covered his eyes, which made Mo Lan very familiar. The braid also fell to the ground and disappeared in light.

...that was a love stinky sock.

"Reasonable."

Mo Lan nodded and did not slack off because of this. At this moment, in the suburbs of the quiet town, there are still nearly 20 people who have successfully landed. The rules of encouraging killing and the law of the dark forest of eating chickens determine that everyone cannot be peaceful. The search went their separate ways. Not surprisingly, less than three people could get out of this suburb alive.

Mo Lan watched the surrounding players land one after another, rushing towards the nearby housing area, and she herself flew from the window into a single-storey hut beside her. During the leap, Mo Lan always felt that this What is missing in this chicken eating game...

"[Mother of Mo Lan] used [Fall Damage] to kill [Father of Mo Lan]!"

OK, there is no shortage now, open and play!

Chapter 870 Two Meeting of Three Kings

After confirming that he had to take Death of the Mind instead of Frostmourne or Signal Ax in this chicken-eating game, Mo Lan had also successfully smashed through the window of this hut, and only realized that the window was actually broken after losing 7% of his blood. There is no lock.

But it doesn't matter, pretending to be aggressive is also an essential part of the chicken eating game. Mo Lan turned over from the ground with a lazy dog ​​sit-up, and immediately began to look for props that could be picked up in this room.

This place is a small bedroom. Mo Lan looked around and successfully found a dagger emitting white light on the bed, which means that this is a white quality weapon. Even in the chicken eating mode, the item The quality is still in common with the main game.

Mo Lan immediately pounced on the vicious dog and took the dagger into his hand. However, just as Mo Lan held it in his hand, he found that it felt very strange. It should have been caused by the non-slip cloth wrapped around the handle. The hard grip turned into the feeling of holding light plastic. Mo Lan immediately looked down and found that the weapon that was still a dagger on the bed turned into a weapon the moment she was holding it...

electric toothbrush.

[Electric toothbrush after camouflage (broken)]

Type: [Props/Weapons]

Quality: [White]

Effect: A super-powerful electric toothbrush is powerful enough to clean the mouths of most of the deceased, and is welcomed by embalmers.This product is a camouflage version disguised as an ordinary dagger, and it will reveal its original shape to those who come into contact with it.

【Damaged】: The brush head of this toothbrush has been damaged, resulting in electric leakage, please use it carefully.

Remarks: The organizer of this battle royale game ordered a white quality junk pack manufacturer pigeon, so I can only use this thing to make up the number, don't worry about it, it is also an artifact that saved the finale of the entire "Mass Effect" trilogy. , In addition, please don't ask why it can still be used normally after a leakage, carry forward the spirit of Nolan's creed, don't understand, just feel it.

"I TM..."

Mo Lan looked at the European XB brand electric toothbrush in her hand, choked for a moment, and then resigned to her fate, she held it tightly in her hand, pushed open the door, and rushed to the hall of this single-storey house.

The structure of this house is very simple, with two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom. The two rooms and the bathroom are each connected by a door to the hall. Mo Lan is going to rush to the hall to search again, and then search the other bedroom and the bathroom. Once again, accumulate equipment, and then fight or run depending on the situation.

But he just opened the door...

He met the eyes of the two brothers who opened the toilet door and the door of another bedroom at the same time.

...Mother, there were not so many people in the family during the New Year in the 10s...

After confirming that there was nothing in the hall and that it was unbelievably poor, Mo Lan and the other two players walked into the hall in silence, forming a three-legged confrontation, confronting each other, and the atmosphere froze to freezing point in an instant.

Mo Lan looked at the equipment in the hands of the two people opposite, and secretly thought that he would suffer.

The middle-aged uncle on the left wearing Sailor Moon Moon Usagi's classic looking back pain shirt [classic boy] is holding a black hand crossbow in his hand, which looks full of momentum, while the buddy in simple summer clothes on the right is holding it with his hand Holding a bottle with a skull painted on it, it is highly poisonous at first glance. Mo Lan only has an electric toothbrush disguised as a dagger in his hand, and the combat effectiveness will be judged.

At this moment, we can only rely on technology and tenacity!

……

[Classic boy] Looking at the equipment in the hands of the two people opposite, he secretly thought that he was about to suffer.

The buddy on the left is holding a bottle with a skull in his hand, which is very poisonous at first glance, and the boy on the right is holding a sharp dagger in his hand, and the expression between his brows is not kind.In the hands of the classic boy, there is only a child's powerful toothpick crossbow disguised as a hand crossbow, and there are only two reinforced toothpicks in total. The only advantage is that it can be pulled out and used as a plum blossom needle.

At this moment, we can only rely on technology and tenacity!

……

[Sorrow] Looking at the equipment in the hands of the two people on the opposite side, they secretly thought that they were about to suffer.

The handsome B on the left held a dagger, and he knew that he must be a master from the constipated expression, and the uncle on the right held a hand crossbow that was very violent at first glance.In Wail's hands, there was only a bottle of ultra-high, ultra-pure sodium chloride with a concentration [-] times the limit, which was disguised as poison, that is, salt.

At this moment, we can only rely on technology and tenacity!

The three of them stood in a stalemate with each other in a decisive attitude, not daring to move rashly.

At this time, the classic boy in pain shirt said "Ha!", and suddenly raised the toothpick crossbow in his hand. Mo Lan and Ai Sheng, who were holding an electric toothbrush and sodium chloride, raised their weapons at the same time, but saw The uncle put down his crossbow again, not daring to make a move, for fear of being flanked.

Immediately after Mo Lan lifted the toothbrush again, the classic boy and the mourners said "ah" again, but none of the three made a move.

As the saying goes, a triangle is the most stable relationship. At this moment, these three men are like three monkeys grabbing bananas on Mount Emei.

Seeing that the Emei album continues, the light boat is about to cross the Ten Thousand Mountains, and this suburb will soon be searched by others, and these monkey cubs who are no different from naked clothes will also have to rush to the street. In the end, the classic boy took the lead to endure Unable to stop, he suddenly raised the toothpick crossbow, taking advantage of the gap between Mo Lan's ape cries, a toothpick shot towards his head!

Who is Mo Lan? Naturally, he had figured out that the enemy might sneak up on him when it was his turn to scream. He successfully predicted the ballistic prediction line. He squatted down with an M-shaped leg, and the toothpick flew over his head and nailed him. the wall behind.

The shooting of the classic boy broke the balance of the stalemate between the three. At this moment, the mourners who were waiting in battle immediately rushed forward, taking advantage of the opportunity Mo Lan gave him to pull the gun line, rushed forward, and wanted to seize this time difference to attack. Unprepared!

But the classic boy is not an easy person. He used the wisdom of a middle-aged man to choose a position. There was just a sofa between the mourning sound. The second toothpick raised his hand, aimed at the direction of the wail and pulled the trigger!

However, at this moment, Wailing just jumped onto the sofa, and a flying eagle eating shit flew towards the direction of the classic boy. It hit his other head through his pants, shaking his crotch up and down, knocking out 20% of his blood in an instant.

After all, it is a high-quality pretense, and the damage of the toothpick crossbow is still not low. Even if it fails to hit the vital judgment area, it can still knock out an obvious part of the blood, but at the same time, the wailing also falls on the In front of him, with a violent wave of his clenched right hand, a handful of crystal white crystals rushed towards his head, which caught the classic boy off guard and swallowed the crystals about half the size of his hand in one gulp.

The next moment, a salty taste that was many times saltier than the saltiest salted duck egg that the classic boy had ever eaten in his life filled his mouth. This strong salty taste made him instantly have the urge to vomit, mourning Sheng Sheng seized this opportunity and rushed forward, ready to use the military boxing he learned during his military training to inhumanely beat him.

But he had just performed the first lunge and punch, and before the second throat-piercing kick, he was seized by the side. Mo Lan, who rushed out suddenly, quickly advanced to No.12 with a lunge and palm Moved, he flew out, took a few steps back, and sat down on the toilet.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan aimed at the classic boy who had just restrained the feeling of vomiting, poked his finger forward, and a toothpick went directly through his chin, knocking out a chunk of his blood.

This toothpick was pulled off the wall by Mo Lan just now. There is a small one, similar to the system prompt [can poke the enemy to cause secondary damage]. After finishing this, Mo Lan raised it on the coffee table The vase that he picked up was aimed at the classic boy's head, pulling the classic boy's blood volume to about half on the spot.

"Don't be afraid to eat poison by mistake, I'm here to clean your mouth!"

With a loud shout, Mo Lan summoned the electric leakage toothbrush that was put in the inventory, and put it into the mouth of the classic boy in the posture of brushing teeth in the classic Aliangliang wooden calendar of the Monogatari series, and activated the button to make the brush head rotate rapidly up.

"Gululululululu!"

Immediately afterwards, although I don't know why, but TM is the toothbrush head that can leak a lot of electricity, and the lightning flashes between the lips and teeth of the classic boy, making the middle-aged uncle's delicate body tremble rapidly. Stirring wantonly in the mouth, poking it back and forth, a burst of electrolysis chemical experiments in the mouth, which is enough to make any science brother stand up and post a post shouting what to send it to, successfully transformed the classic boy into an avatar in a few seconds. The corpse of the light disappearing.

But at this moment, Mo Lan suddenly felt a burst of irresistible power coming from his chest, and he staggered back two steps, only to find that it was a toilet tool that was pierced to the waist, which was thrown out by the mourning in the toilet.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan raised her head in an unbalanced state, and saw the mournful sound of trying to find a mop in vain, and rushed out of the toilet. With her crotch forward and her hands backward, she rushed towards Mo Lan Lan's direction bumped towards him, and the toothpick in his crotch moved straight forward, pointing at Mo Lan's direction and poking towards him!

"Naughty beast, come and fencing with me!"

"Fuck me!"

Mo Lan immediately twisted her hips urgently on the spot, bent her body towards the side, and dodged the horns of Wail like a matador, but the next moment, Wail suddenly raised her hand and tore Mo Lan away. The toilet stick on Lan's waist poured super-concentrated sodium chloride halfway into it, and then turned the toilet stick to Mo Lan's face with his backhand, wanting to treat him to a toilet cleaning package!

However, at this moment, the emergency response ability honed by playing various panoramic games all the year round was manifested. Seeing that it was too late to dodge, Mo Lan simply lowered her head and let the toilet stick stick to the top of her forehead. , The sodium chloride was all sprinkled on the skull, and he took advantage of the recoil to pull away the distance, and put on a fashionable hat by the way, which can be used as an accessory in Team Fortress 2, killing three birds with one stone.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan quickly turned sideways, held Waisheng's waist, and slammed into the sofa. Caught off guard, Waisheng's crotch slammed against the sofa, and the slender toothpick jabbed inward, from the buttocks. The middle is worn out, and the blood volume is reduced again!

Immediately afterwards, Mo Lan grabbed Ai Sheng's hand that wanted to resist, and threw him backwards on the sofa in the posture of a domineering president attacking his little wife. Taking advantage of the opportunity, he turned on the electric toothbrush in his hand again, quickly broke free, and put The toothbrush stabbed violently into Wailing's mouth, then quickly pulled out the toilet stick on the head, and directly poked it on Wailing's face plate!

Do you dare to give me Mo Lan a toilet cleaner?Do you know what it means to get an ax out of class?

Under Mo Lan's powerful blow, the toilet seat was immediately attached to Wail's face, and the toothbrush leaked electricity crazily in the sweet space formed by the suction cup of the toilet seat and his face, and Wail's body twisted rapidly on the ground. Mo Lan kept moving, struggling constantly, and made an indistinguishable grunt, while Mo Lan firmly grasped the handle of the toilet lever, pressing down hard to ensure that the wailing could not break free.

Finally, with a bang when the electric toothbrush was scrapped, Waisheng's body froze for a moment, and then disappeared into light.

"You killed [Classic Boy] with [Electric Toothbrush (broken)]!"

"Double Kill! You used [Electric Toothbrush (broken)] to kill [Waiting], you have completed five kills, and a random kill upgrade is about to be selected for you!"

"After the selection is completed, all the final damage you cause will be permanently increased by 10%, and you will get the bonus [soft body]: the flexibility and resistance of the body will be improved."

At the end of this exciting and thrilling fight, Mo Lan raised the toilet bowl to confirm that the toothbrush had been completely scrapped and the ammunition from the toothpick and crossbow had drifted away with the two corpses. What was left was half a bottle of lethal sodium chloride, so he put it in his bag, got up on the spot, and tried the random rewards provided by the system. He stood on one foot and tried a wave of classic Shitu posture I The leg lift was very successful, and it even allowed the body to extend a little like Luffy, with a bit of rubber texture, which was very powerful.

From this point of view, the increase in kill rewards is quite large, almost equal to a high-quality item. In this way, fighters who have tasted the sweetness will definitely try to continue to increase the number of kills and gain stable combat power promote.

Mo Lan opened the kill list and took a look, and found that due to the stalemate just now, he was no longer the kill king. There were four people ahead of him in the kill list, two of them killed six, two of them Killed seven, among the seven kills, one is called [Save the Future], and the other is [Mo Lan's Mother] that Mo Lan is very familiar with... as the best panoramic hardcore game played by the whole family A serious player, plus she must be the richest fighting area to jump in, it's not surprising that Qi Miao has such a performance and Mo Lan...

Just when Mo Lan was thinking this way, another kill message came out: "[Mother of Mo Lan] killed [Save the Future] with [Weapon Attack]!"

"Mom..."

Mo Lan took a deep breath. After helping global warming, she was not affected by it. Instead, she immediately turned around, turned out of the window, followed the sound of fighting, and ran towards the most intense direction. After passing through two houses that had obviously been searched, Mo Lan went up to the second floor of a small villa, and saw two fierce men fighting under the window.

The two held a mop each, and the other held a traditional hay broom. They confronted each other in the open space in the backyard of the villa, like two old generals on the stage, with serious expressions and standard postures. If the weapons were not too hip, Mo Lan might I still feel that these are two middle and high schools...

What the fuck?

The next moment, Mo Lan watched the two of them rush towards each other, waving the broom and mop in their hands vigorously, as if two points of cold light melted into a swimming dragon. Confrontation, look dignified.

"You have a Liuhe gun, where did you learn from?"

"Without a name, I dare not speak of my master's name. Your Excellency's Shaolin spear is also very impressive."

"Acceptance!"

"Come again!"

Fuck, have you really practiced?

Mo Lan stared dumbfounded at the two spearmen confronting each other, lowered her head, glanced at the toilet shovel in her hand, then turned her head, and glanced at a few tin buckets in the tool room at her feet.

...fuck it, do it!

Chapter 870 The third wave of development (4K)

"Boom!"

The hay broom and the cloth mop drew a series of swaying afterimages in the air. The long poles tore through the breeze, making bursts of air-shattering sounds. They collided with each other, bursting out a dull sound, hitting the hearts of the two like the sound of a heartbeat. angry sound.

dignified, tense!

Everything in the outside world is like a breeze passing by the ears of the two people who are confronting in the garden right now, and even distracting thoughts are difficult to deal with. With a drag of a broom, time gradually freezes among the flowers.

At this moment, for the two spear masters, they no longer exist on the battlefield of eating chicken, but dream back to the glorious past of Chinese martial arts, as if they have returned to the arena in the Jinmen Martial Arts Hall, surrounded by flowers As a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, the two of them were pressed towards the middle step by step. The ancient emotions pierced through time and penetrated their hearts, causing blood-cast teardrops to separate from their hearts, smudged in the chest cavity, burned up, and turned into a blazing flame. fighting spirit.

"The next move, we will decide the outcome." Shaolin Gun said.

"Okay!" Liuhe Gun responded.

Suddenly, a shard flew out from the surrounding knife tip, and it became the floating rose in the eyes of the secular world again in the air, and slowly, slowly... fell to the ground.