How Did It Become a River Crab?

Not only the three soldiers were stunned, but even the five players beside Mo Lan were taken aback. What kind of strategy is this?

The middle-aged general didn't notice the eyes of the people around him at all, he just kept shouting "Really, really, really, really, really, really", with a silly face. Preliminary calculations show that he has been ashamed of his ancestors more than 100 times, more than 100 times. I can't stand up for an eternity.

"...I probably understand it." Mo Lan patted her head, "The efficacy of the medicine...is really strict."

"You mean..." VE glanced at Mo Lan, and suddenly slapped his forehead with a scythe, "Damn it! I understand!"

Mo Lan has already talked about this matter, and everyone has realized the meaning of this [absolutely genuine medicine set].

It means... a set of all medicines whose effects are strictly according to the literal meaning!

Those who drank the "True Truth" would keep yelling the word "True", while those who drank the "Baida Yaojiu" would definitely fall first, and then be beaten up by the mysterious power from the void.

As the description says, the efficacy of the medicine in this set is really quite strict...

"Damn it..." Yi Guishen looked at VE next to him with an embarrassed expression, "I'm sorry bro, I don't know about that either."

"I want to drink it myself, I will definitely admit it..." VE, who took a medicine with 20% blood deducted, took out a bottle of low-level life potion from his backpack, brought his blood back to 90%, and suddenly Thinking of a question, he turned his head and asked Yi Guishen: "It's not right, since this is the case, why you don't seem to have changed, didn't you take a golden sore medicine?"

"My hen." Yi Guishen spread his hands innocently, "I don't know what's going on, I don't feel any reaction after eating it, just a weird feeling that I want to shit but can't do it. After all, what can golden sore medicine do? literal meaning?"

"Wait..." Hearing Yi Guishen's words, Mo Lan suddenly cast a shocked look at Yi Guishen.

"Brother, do you...have hemorrhoids?"

……

Yi Guishen's face turned black at first, then turned white, suddenly turned red again, and finally turned purple. He turned around and rushed towards a small mound that could block his sight, fumbling around on his own.

Half a minute later, under the sympathetic eyes of the five people, Yi Guishen walked out from behind the mound in a daze, sat on a boulder, looked up at the sky expressionlessly for a long time, and finally sighed.

When his butt came into contact with the stone, it made a sound of metal and iron clashing.

The wind in the snow country blew this young man's bangs, but he couldn't blow away his sadness.

At this moment, the young man felt that he seemed to have grown a lot, a lot.

Chapter 78 Rest

A few minutes later, the brothers carried the loveless Yi Guishen back to Esdeth's camp, and joined Esdeth who was directing and organizing the second wave of defense.

"Thank you, mercenaries, you did a great job."

Esdeth, who was drenched in blood, sat upright on her chair, and she inserted the western sword on the ground at random, the blade was almost stained dark red by the blood.

In her hand was the stick-shaped Teigu that controlled dangerous species. At the end of the first wave of battle, the general returned to the imperial army from the enemy's rear alone, and easily escaped from the hands of dozens of shield guards. Zhiji took this Teigu and recycled it to the camp of the Imperial Army.

Even without Teigu and half of his physical fitness, Esdeth's combat power is still beyond the imagination of the foreign army.

As expected of a fierce man who can hang the title of "Ten Years Old Defeats Bears" on his head...

"I thought my soldiers would suffer heavy losses because of that mammoth." Estes put the staff aside, and a layer of ice formed on her skin, washing away the blood stains on her skin. Teigu still maintains minimal controls.

"But what I didn't expect is... your combat power has reached such a high level, which surprised me and made me admire you very much." Esdeth glanced at the six expressionless players and smiled. He waved his hand, "You are worthy of my reward, you deserve it!"

As soon as Estes finished speaking, all players heard a prompt from the system.

"You helped Esdeth regain a piece of Teigu, and won Esdeth's favor. All players will get an additional 1000 points of military merit, currently 9200 points."

"Oh, you're too much of a prize..." At this moment, the six players burst into joyful smiles, which could be described as extremely real.

"No need to be humble, you are warriors worthy of respect, and I express my gratitude on behalf of my subordinates who were saved by you."

Estes straightened his hat: "The foreign race will come back soon, please continue to go all out for the next battle."

After finishing speaking, Estes closed her eyes lightly, and began to seize the time to rest. The players did not bother her anymore, and left after exchanging the second white outfit.

Speaking of the second white outfit, what everyone got was all kinds of strange things...

What Mo Lan got was a bottle of [Steel Mixture], which is the thing that sells for hundreds of dollars in LOL.

【Steel mixture】

Type: prop

Quality: white

Effect: Within 5 minutes after drinking, the player will increase their maximum health by 10%, increase their body size slightly, reduce the control effect by 25%, and leave a steel road behind them that lasts for 10 seconds when moving, improving teammates [-]% movement speed.

Remarks: Why doesn't the increase in body size affect the range of my Q?Can this game respect science? BY Steam Robot Blitzcranks is a potion that can be used, which can increase the chances of winning blood when needed.

Speaking of which, Yang Shuli still has a bottle of [Witchcraft Mixture] in his hand. The effect is to reduce the cooldown time of the skill and slightly increase the magic damage. If he adds the Wrath Mixture, Mo Lan can live in the endless space with the three combinations .

Nangong drew a magnet, which can absorb any metal object larger than a coin within a radius of 300 meters. It requires energy consumption, and the more it is consumed, the greater the suction power. Metal can absorb it.

Nangong tried it, this thing can be used to disarm, but if the opponent is strong enough, it can resist the suction of the magnet.

Brother Hydralisk VE drew a useless mahogany sword, and Su Cai drew out a check that could be exchanged for three hundred endless points.

Yang Shuli took out a bottle of transformation potion that can temporarily turn the player into a red scarf kobold, and can only speak randomly from "touched", "RUA", "surprised", "buzai cnm"...

All in all, Mo Lan and Nangong were the ones who really drew useful items this round, and the three Yiguishen who took out a flare gun. Next, they are eager to improve their real-time combat power and hatch the dragon eggs in this book ( In fact, Yang Shuli, who really wanted to draw a prize), tried to spend [-] to draw a wave of green outfits under Mo Lan's suggestion.

There is nothing Yang Shuli can use in the blue clothes exchanged for 10000 meritorious deeds, otherwise Mo Lan would let her not change the white clothes, and keep all the clothes. Nangong has already taken advantage of this time to repair the man-made mortar Cannon shells, according to his progress, he might be able to save up the remaining 800 by rescuing people and shelling before the official start of the war.

Under Mo Lan's guidance, Yang Shuli stretched out his hand full of anticipation, and grabbed the lump of green light.

Yang Shuli hadn't played games much before, and her sense of classic settings of various games was still hazy, but for some reason, she felt that the process of smoking something seemed very, very fun...

Unknowingly, Miss Xuetong Nitian has embarked on the road of no return that all players will embark on.

But it's obvious... the fair-skinned young lady's face is indeed much paler.

The green dress she took out was a hard branch.

[exquisite iron tree branches]

Type: [Equipment/Accessory]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: Equipment from the world of "DOTA2", after equipped, the user's maximum health, all attribute damage, and all damage resistance are increased by 5%, and the speed of life recovery is increased by 10%.

Each dungeon is done twice, the wearer can use this item to chop down and absorb a common tree, recovering 2% HP every second for 10 seconds.

Remarks: I am mid laner, I will eat the tree for the two, thank you, we will win together.

10 minutes later: (Everyone) Push, a bunch of idiots.

"Damn it, why?"

Mo Lan, who originally planned to watch her niece pick up some props, was full of despair: "Is this the... benefit of having fair skin?!"

At the current stage where there is a lack of high-quality accessories per capita, it is hard to find such an accessory that enhances all attributes and also has a recovery effect. In the end, Yang Shuli with Akuya's face took it out lightly...

But at some point, a Hydralisk quietly slid to Yang Shuli's side.

"Blood pupils against the sky." VE pointed at the iron tree branch, with some tentative tone in his tone.

"Your equipment... are you interested in selling it?"

Chapter 79 uniquely designated Hua Tuo

"Eh?!" It was the first time that Yang Shuli was asked this kind of request in the game. He panicked for a while, and subconsciously looked at Mo Lan and Su Cai beside him.

"What are you doing?" Mo Lan immediately sprinted horizontally, and moved from the side to between Yang Shuli and VE, "Don't cheat and abduct underage girls."

"What the hell am I doing cheating an ordinary player?" VE said helplessly, "I want to represent the team to buy this green outfit drawn by Xue Tong, someone in the team can use it."

The closed beta game cabin will be distributed free of charge to major professional teams as a promotional product. All members of the SO team of the only brother have entered the game at this moment. Every player urgently needs to improve their own strength, but many times the prizes won It is often unsatisfactory. At this time, reinforcement through trading with passer-by players in the game is a common strategy in similar games in the past.

"Look at your small eyes, you can tell that you are a profiteer."

"How big do you want Hydralisk's eyes to be? And do you, a crab, really have the right to criticize me?" The only brother replied: "No kidding, we are a professional team, cheating passers-by will ruin the reputation of the entire team , it’s not worth doing this for a small gain.”

"Not only will I not make bloody eyes against the sky, but I will also buy them at a relatively high price. Firstly, I will protect my reputation, and secondly, I will make more friends. Please believe in the professional ethics of professional players."

"That's why you added Bobu to the opponent's output in the S3 semi-finals of Samsara God Realm?" Nangong, who was making mortar shells, interjected.

"...How many times have I told you that the status reversal of Lack has not been given!" VE said furiously incompetently.

"I believe you, I'm lacking old Parkinson..." Mo Lan and Su Cai laughed.

The "thin burial handed over to the opponent's output" in Nangongkou refers to the most classic scene in the game career of VE, who is called "the only designated Hua Tuo".

In the last round of the S3 semi-finals of "Reincarnation God Realm", SO and WW were the last round of the two teams, and VE handed over the skill [Thin Burial] that can prevent the target from dying for a period of time on the opposing C , causing SO to lose the entire game.

This behavior, how should I put it... is of the same nature as the ADC opposite Qian Jue's big move.

The live broadcast Mo Lan was watching at the time, the barrage exploded instantly, the screen was full of Hua Tuo alive, 666 was swiped up, VE was once sprayed as the best player in the entire professional team, until the great analyst came out to the platform, and all the high-end players said that the wave was obvious. It was SO's lack of output position that did not use the right skills, which caused the entire team battle to collapse, and VE's reputation that had slipped to the bottom also showed signs of recovery.

During the post-match transfer period, the SO team only played lack and still retained VE as the team's third position. Conspicuous enough, but also enough to affect the player's life.

Ruofeng, a well-known mid laner in LOL, killed a minion because of a nervous big move in the lane during the Dota period, which caused the hero Demon Wizard he used to almost change his name to Ruofeng Wizard.

Wei Shen Gao Dewei reversed a completely insignificant Q on his own highland, and the reverse Q became a well-known giant stalk enough to be recorded in the history of LOL. off the label.

Stuff like this can make a professional player, but it is also enough to destroy him.

VE is also sinking all the way because of this mistake that is not strictly speaking his, falling from the first team to the second team, from the second team to the bench, and then to the secondary league, becoming a little transparent.

When mentioning him, the game audience will think that after all, there is only one designated Hua Tuo.

In the end, at his request, he transferred to the Endless Space Division to lead four newcomers, hoping to get rid of his shame here and return to the top.

Closer to home, VE is indeed quite kind. [Exquisite iron tree branches] is a very versatile green item. It is definitely not enough to exchange for an ordinary green item. VE simply put all the teammates in his backpack that he can’t use, and store them for use. The green items traded were listed to Yang Shuli, and she was asked to choose three of them.

The three pieces of green equipment were traded to Yang Shuli immediately after the selection, and the [exquisite iron tree branch] was temporarily kept by Yang Shuli, and it was traded to VE after this dungeon was over, which can be said to be super sincere.

"The only brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt the ability of professional players..." Mo Lan was taken aback by VE's boldness, "Then the problem is reversed, what if we don't admit it?"

"That's easy." VE replied: "When the time comes, our public relations will directly write a soft article, portraying me as a hard-working, honest and kind-hearted fighter who is deceived by liars, and then I will show my handsome face in the real world Put it on, I will immediately transform into an idol player, and tens of thousands of male and female mothers will kill you in an instant and spray you out of the game, wouldn't it be beautiful?"

"Good guy." Mo Lan slapped the pliers, "So you are also very handsome in real life, we really are throwing shit at each other in the toilet, we smell like each other!"

"...Is there any interpretation of the idiom that smells like each other that fits this context?"

After the gag was over, it was Yang Shuli's turn to choose her three green outfits.