How Did It Become a River Crab?

Seeing that the first batch of spiders were about to rush into the birth point and appear in this hall, Mo Lan sighed, and decided to sharpen the knife and not miss the woodcutter, first take the reward from the boss in front of him, and improve his combat power. The monsters released halfway will be handed over to the little brother, Xingji and others.

As a result, the first Dajiju just rushed out of the screen and came to the hall. The eight innocent eyes, which are not too cute but very innocent, opened their eyes and saw the fire dragon wearing sunglasses and holding a spray gun at him. A beautiful younger sister in a long skirt holding a rapier and an unknown sphere ready to poke someone, a black robe, another beautiful younger sister crouching behind a dull-faced blond hairy armored man, a starfish-shaped girl holding a big watermelon Objects, and... a turret screen that reads: 【( ^ω^ )】A island-style mechanical tank...

Afterwards, there were brutal group fights to ensure that every spider monster that appeared would be wiped out instantly.At the same time, Mo Lan controlled the game character and started to open the loot box.

Just as Mo Lan expected, the process of opening the loot box is also very complicated. The character must first press a few passwords on the box in a decent manner, take out a deciphering device to decipher it back and forth, and then slowly open the box, and then close the box. Erda raised his hands high and took out the things, which looked very scientific, but Mo Lan really wanted to ask, can you first explain why the BOSS turned into such a lockbox after death?But the urgent situation wiped out his desire to complain. After thinking about it, he decided to choose to ignore the matter and began to check the contents of the loot box.

Emmm, some experience, sniper rifle accessories that can improve the speed of squatting and opening the mirror (yes, Mo Lan discovered it at this time, the production team of this game obviously knows that the sniper rifle feels thin, and they deliberately put the props that can improve the feel Stay behind the level disgusting people...) and a crystal that can be permanently swallowed by the player character, increasing the multiplier of all attributes.

Mo Lan manipulated the character to gnaw the broken crystal, and then found that her character's attributes had nearly doubled. Basically, one shot could kill half of the spider's blood directly, and two shots could kill one, but Mo Lan didn't do anything for Feeling happy about it, on the contrary, he had a very, very bad feeling.

This game... won't play "numerical inflation" with me, will it?

[Numerical Expansion] This word, in the era of panoramic games where damage numbers are usually hidden, is no longer known to most players. The meaning of this word is simply that as the game progresses, the player character and the enemy interact with each other. The amount of blood and damage caused in between is getting higher and higher. From the initial dozens of hits, it gradually becomes hundreds, thousands, and tens of thousands. It gradually becomes dazzling, just like the numbers collectively [Expansion] It is generally in a circle, hence the name.

At this time, some younger players may raise their hands and say: I know, "Tomorrow's Ark" has a feeling of numerical inflation.The game life of these players is still very happy, because the values ​​​​of Zhou You have actually been very restrained, so that there are still two characters in the name, the English name starts with P, a handsome, happy operator with a CV. , the real value inflation... It's like this: Mo Lan saw his father playing "Diablo 3" for a while when he was a child. This is an equipment-driven game with a bird's-eye view.

It was the first time that Mo Lan passed by Dad's computer and saw his character output thousands of output.

A few days later, Mo Lan passed by for the second time, and his character was making tens of thousands of output.

The third time, it reached several million.

For the fourth time, his output has exceeded 3000 million. Mo Lan sighed that he can hit such a high level, which is really awesome. Because of this, when Mo Lan passed by for the fifth time, he found that his father was playing billions and billions. At the time of output, he was basically numb to it.

... This kind of numbness was broken until the last time he watched his father play this game and saw how much his output had become, so that he was completely stunned.

What is the concept of a few [Beijing]? 1 million is 1 million, 1 trillion is [-] trillion, and [-] trillion is [Beijing]...

Brothers, this is called epic numerical inflation.

Under the premise of doing a good job, Mo Lan doesn't dislike the inflation of the numbers. Sometimes it is extremely refreshing to hit the enemy with a lot of numbers, but...

The [monster] of this [game] will come out.

Just now when Mo Lan watched his teammates fight those spiders, he had already confirmed that the blood volume of these spiders was mapped to the reality, which is roughly the amount of three shots, which means that the increase in the enemy's stats will be real. Responding to reality, if it expands like this...

By this time, Mo Lan understood that this thing was capable of being buried with the invaders.

Seeing this, Mo Lan thought for a while, discussed with the brothers and sisters behind her, and directly gave up on intercepting this batch of spiders, and began to charge forward, preparing to rush into the portal behind the boss platform and enter the second level.

Since this game is suspected of numerical inflation, correspondingly, the later the level, the equipment that the player can find in the map, the stronger the unlocking function should be. Just stay in the first level, and there is a high probability that you will not be able to obtain it. If you have enough power to deal with the boss of the subsequent level, only by advancing as far as possible can you have a higher probability of getting enough damage to intercept the enemy.

Leave the spiders to the other team members waiting for the spiders, give Endas his red [stone pickaxe], whisper a few words to watch him turn and run away, Mo Lan manipulated the character to rush into the second level, teleported to a and Among the ruins of the swamp and jungle, which had a completely different style of painting before, it does match the style of those spiders.

When Mo Lan entered the second level, in addition to the spider who was still rushing towards the first level, there was also a giant gorilla boss that almost occupied the entire forward aisle. It looked very uncreative, but according to Mo Lan Judging from the amount of blood removed by one shot, the blood is thick and uncreative.

At this moment, Mo Lan has already discovered that the monsters in this game will not pay attention to the player now, so Mo Lan thought for a while, and simply ignored the gorilla who was still far away from the birth point of the first level, and ran instead Collect all kinds of props and accessories on the map to increase experience points and increase output, pull up your own attributes, optimize the sniper rifle, and then use the teleportation point at the entrance of the second level BOSS platform to directly teleport back to the birth point of the first level. Start sniping the remaining enemies.

During this process, Mo Lan noticed that many sword soldiers who looked a bit like death knights had come from the third level. This battle was really a race against time.

After finishing the search in the second level and raising a wave of attributes, Mo Lan's output has increased a little bit. When attacking the BOSS who walked through the portal and walked towards the birth point wholeheartedly, he successfully defeated the gorilla. The blood volume of the boss has been reduced to 30%.

When the gorilla with [-]% of its health passed through the portal and appeared in the huge hall, the first one to attack it was not the little brother, not the little old car or other juniors, Xingji and others, but a fiery gorilla. Yes, a cannonball like a red-hot iron ball.

When Mo Lan blocked the enemy, En Daxing had followed his plan and used a [stone pick] to make a small hole in the outer wall of the bottom space station, just enough for the advertising space rental account to enter the space station. Adjust the posture on the side, extend the small old tower, and drill in through the hole that can prevent the air from flowing out, so that it can output happiness, providing good fire support for its own side.

There is no cosmic zone in this place, and everyone can stand firmly relying on artificial gravity. Since it is used to fight back against interstellar enemies, these game enemy troops must also have the ability to fight in space, so everyone gave up trying to directly blow up the bottom of the entire space station The idea is to volley normally.

With the support of the Happy Little Old Tower, which is not harmed by allies, the ape boss quickly became the loot box in front of Mo Lan. At this time, the sword knights of the third level had also arrived at the first level, and Mo Lan quickly opened it. The loot box doubled its overall attributes again, and immediately began to counterattack.

The next process is more mechanized. Mo Lan constantly goes to the next level to search for equipment, improve the level and mobility, and then return to kill the enemy with the help of a relatively convenient teleportation point, and hand over the missing ones to Xiaolaota and the rest. Teammates kill, fortunately, the numerical expansion of this game is much lower than expected, even for the later levels, the little brother and others have some capital to deal with.Just like this, the cycle continued, and it barely stabilized.

There were some small episodes in the middle, Mo Lan gained the ability to throw grenades halfway, and once failed to stop a mob in the first level, she immediately controlled the mission backwards, that is, threw a grenade in the direction of the screen, but What Mo Lan never expected was that this grenade went straight out of the screen, almost blowing up the brothers into the sky on the spot...

However, Mo Lan later also took advantage of the mechanism that throwing things on the screen will throw them out, actively looking for a suitable angle to throw grenades and various props outside the screen, and using this method to ease the interception pressure on the real battlefield.The only funny thing is that one time when I was fighting a boss, the health bar of the boss at the bottom of the screen could actually bounce the grenade back...

In addition, after the battle went on for a while, a group of troublesome enemies suddenly appeared who rushed down from the eighth level. They looked like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and ran around. Flying around like his own endless mosquitoes, and as I said before, the sniper rifle in Mo Lan's hand is aiming at a very slow moving speed, but this game also chooses a weapon that can't be changed throughout the whole process, so Mo Lan just I can only hold this Parkinson's weapon and use the joystick to aim, it is extremely uncomfortable...

Seeing this, the younger brother of the anti-side leakage team knew that Mo Lan's wave was going to be a catastrophe, so he and Mo Lan immediately got together and took out the classic [Magic Little Hair] from his backpack...

The last time I ate this thing, it was in the [Star Chaser Arena], so I didn’t really consume it after I came out, but kept it in its backpack as my little brother’s hole card, and at this moment, my little brother took it out again To improve the temporary strength, among the remaining four petals, the little brother made a guess and decided to eat a piece of purple.

In the training mode before, my little brother has tried the effects of various petals. Even if it is the same petal, the effect after eating it in the stomach is not the same. Just talking about this purple petal, my little brother has eaten it in "Crazy Bian" The purple muscular man in "Little Friends", Zidian Qingshuang, Hermit's Purple, Yakumo Purple, Eddy Purple, etc. have a variety of effects. Every purple one can be readily available, it's very magical...so the little brother is selected based on his mood, who knows what can come out, and it doesn't matter if there is a matcha master, as long as it is useful.

With a purple flower town mud pill, a purple light flashed all over my little brother's body immediately. After the light disappeared, my little brother's body was covered with a new layer of clothing.

This outfit is blue on the top and white on the bottom, with breeches inside. It is a simple skirt with a strong sense of design in line with the [low-key luxury] style. When the clothes are put on the little brother, there is an extra head on his bald head The blond hair like a waterfall fluttered in the wind on the little brother's head, it was really... abrupt.

Mo Lan turned her head to look, and almost threw the handle in her hand away:

"Little brother, you are still Violet!"

That's right, the little brother's outfit is highly recognizable. At first glance, you can tell it's the costume of the heroine Violet in the Kyoto Animation masterpiece "Violet Evergarden". In a daze, the little brother and Mo Lan looked at the petal bonus entry above their heads at the same time.

[Violet Eternal Garden Singer]: Those who have obtained this bonus can use the microphone in front of them to automatically sing the opening song "Sincerely" of the animated version of "Violet Eternal Garden", and apply [Tears] to all surrounding enemies who can hear the sound. Eye] DEBUFF, making it slow to move and difficult to restrain itself.

Mo Lan: "..."

Little brother: "..."

This BUFF can be said to be... quite annoying. The key problem is that if the little brother sings outside to the enemies who rush out, then it will control itself and act as a dirty-hearted Skadi who cannot output. In Xiaolaota, the output ability higher than Xiaolaoche is given to BAN, and the enemies in the game can't hear it at all...

and many more.

Mo Lan lowered her head and looked at her handle. Right in front of the handle, there was a hole for inserting a headset.

This game seems to have a voice function, and I seem to have seen some online elements in my previous impression... But it's not easy to use, there is no connection to the handle and microphone here...

"Use this thread."

At this time, Endas, who was behind everyone, suddenly raised his pistol, which can do anything but shoot, adjusted it, pulled the trigger, and shot a microphone wire directly...

What green leather technology are you?

Tucao return to Tucao, should be used or should be used, the little brother and Mo Lan immediately plugged in the microphone, Mo Lan set the volume of the microphone to the maximum in the game, and then...

The little brother cleared his throat, turned on the soundtrack, and moved his mouth to the microphone.

"...Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Hou (知らない言葉を覚えていくたび~)"

"Roar (おもかげのなか手を拍ばすの~)"

……

Is it the Charizard version that you sang together?

In the low and hoarse "roar" sound of the little brother, the enemies in the game looked like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, jumping up and down suddenly slowed down by nearly twice, and tears burst from their turtle heads, which also allowed Mo Lan's bullets to leave the chamber And out.

One thing to say, the little brother sings pretty well...

With the help of the little brother's song, Mo Lan's next work is relatively easier. When Mo Lan thought that she could barely beat the last boss all the way like this, the final boss also arrived as scheduled.

At this time, Mo Lan was picking up trash in the next level to ensure that her damage could keep up with the increase in the value, but at a certain moment, far ahead of Mo Lan, the portal leading to the next level suddenly flickered. Immediately, the level scene in the shape of the entire space town... shattered.

Numerous fragments of data scenes were flying in all directions. In the chaotic storm in front of Mo Lan, a nine-headed giant snake that was as large as a medium-sized space station was standing in it. The nine snake beasts stared straight ahead and moved towards Walk in the direction of Mo Lan.

Mo Lan lowered her head and glanced at the BOSS health bar and name that appeared at the bottom of the screen.

[The final boss, Planet Ripper Tianxing Xiangliu]

...Production team, although I can feel your efforts to improve the quality of the final boss, but copying Shan Hai Jing and then adding the name of your own game as a prefix to forcefully point questions is really not a good job.

Inwardly cursing a few words, Mo Lan manipulated the character to squat down and open the mirror to aim at one of the heads of the nine-headed Xiangliu, and fired a bullet, ready to see the damage.

A bullet passed by and bounced off the boss's head without causing any damage.

Mo Lan felt that the situation was not right, and then threw another grenade, but still did not deal any damage.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan raised her head again, and glanced at the shape of Tian Xingxiang Liu above her head, and found that several parts of its body were red, and it was covered with a protective cover, as if it was about to use something to break through the protection Cover, and then attack the red part to cause damage.

This is normal. Many large bosses are designed in this way. Players need to interact with the mechanism of the scene. The manipulation mechanism weakens the boss before it can cause damage. Even, usually, the difficulty of this mechanism type boss is simpler than that of ordinary bosses .

...The premise is that the [organization] is still there.

Obviously, this boss should have to be fought in the special boss field of the last level in the game, but at this moment, it left its own territory under the influence of abnormal effects and went to the previous level.

... In other words, there is no way to kill this BOSS. Not only is the scene belonging to it gone, but even the screen of advancing to the next level has been killed by it.

Damn, no wonder this thing can be used as a self-destructive countermeasure. This indestructible console and TV, plus this space station-sized snake that will almost certainly break out of the game, the life of the wrongdoer is more and more miraculous.

Seeing this, the people around felt that a catastrophe was imminent, and they were ready to find a way to retreat, pick up Viniya and evacuate here, and seek official support from Theocracy, but at this moment, Mo Lan held the handle, fell silent for a moment, and murmured: "I've been playing this hamapi game for a long time... You told me that the final boss is invincible?"

"Xianren Banban, I'm going to try today to see if you are really invincible!"

With a loud shout, Mo Lan took out a [Thunderbolt] from the backpack, and the whole crabman stood up, making the ready action of the [Spear Piercing the Dead Thorn]!

"We just tried it, this host is almost indestructible!" En Daxing shouted from the side.

"Who told you... I'm going to shoot the console and the TV?"

Mo Lan said, and took out something from the inventory.

[Three-time cross-network cable hitting device]...

"This is what I want to shoot!"

The next moment, Mo Lan picked up the device, connected herself to the TV screen, threw the [Thunderbolt] in her hand hard, and threw it into the screen!

Whether the output of [Piercing Thorn Spear] can break the seemingly protective and invincible Xiangliu is unknown, but Mo Lan is not aiming at Xiangliu's BOSS body.

This is a game, since the scene can be turned into data fragments flying around, then other things may also be able to do the same.

What Mo Lan aimed at was the blood bar of [Xingxing Xiangliu]!

When the stabbing thunder transformed into the [Gun of Piercing Death Thorn] passed through the TV screen, and directly hit the blood bar of Tianxing Xiangliu from Gaowei, the whole long and narrow red blood bar seemed to be smashed by a spear The glass strip shattered in the explosion in an instant and disintegrated!

At the same moment, the huge, majestic behemoth slowly flying towards the front, like a shattered glass sculpture, exploded into countless fragments, and then further melted and disintegrated, turning into dots of flickering fragments in the air.

At the same time, the game went dark and started playing the ending CG that Mo Lan didn't want to watch at all.Seeing this, Mo Lan stretched her waist, moved the buttocks of the crab that hadn't moved for a long time, and sighed: "It's a pity, after all, I have the better skills."

[Three-time cross-network cable hitting device], the last time is left.

"..." En Daxing seemed to have gotten used to it, turned around and continued to clean up the other members of the side-leakage mobs. After a moment of silence, he asked, "Mo Lan."

"Worry."

"Why do half of the things you do just match Wei Luo's famous saying?"

"Innate talent, others can't learn it."

Chapter 6 How many years have I slept? ([-]K)