How Did It Become a River Crab?

"I understand." Mo Lan nodded with a calm tone.

"I won't urge you to do anything, after all, any detail may reveal the truth, but... please try to solve it quickly." The pope's tone was very worried, "I have already called some users who are good at space warfare Those who come to support, but they are all players and users of the second and third ranks, the highest is the fourth rank, and the users of the fifth rank and above are either in the mission, or cannot come in time under such a fast time flow. I also let another Starchaser player speed up the mission."

Despite the bonus of cosmic adaptability, users who are good at land combat will still be restricted by attached objects in space. According to the Pope, there is a high probability that some users with the ability to fly or float will come to support them. .

"Who is the other Starchaser?"

"As strong as you, don't worry." The pope said a name that made Mo Lan feel that the situation was a little more stable, and turned off the communication.

Afterwards, Mo Lan turned around and looked at the crew behind her.

"Brothers have heard it." Mo Lan said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's make a quick decision, our task is to investigate the truth about the madness of the [Hongshan] tribe, and the spear power that bestowed these Zugang people In order to do this, we must deal with the crazy Hongshan tribe, and our first goal is to deal with the most threatening assassination rewinder."

"Understood." Wei Luo nodded aside, "In short, let's analyze the characteristics of this rewinder first, and find a way to target..."

"Oh, don't be so troublesome." Mo Lan lifted the pliers and interrupted Wei Luo: "When I was chatting with the Pope just now, I thought of what to do with this old man."

"All ears?" Wei Luo asked.

"Wei Luo, Xing Ji, En Da Xing... have you heard the story of [Using the other's spear, attacking the other's shield]?"

After a while, Wei Luo showed a knowing expression, Endas nodded seriously, Xingji looked at the two blankly, and suddenly said "ah", and covered his mouth.

The night was getting darker.

Due to the speed of the planet's rotation, the planet's day and night cycles are quite fast, and a complete day is only about fifteen hours. Now the satellite, which is much smaller than the moon, reflects the light purple moonlight in the sky, blending with the continuous firelight on the red mountains. In one piece, it looks a bit like oil stains overflowing from the manhole cover on the street corner.

A few Hongshan tribal fighters who had just completed the last batch of captive sacrifices went through the steep steps and came to the sand river flowing down from the mountainside. They washed the blood-stained mop with quicksand and squatted down together. Prepare to make a big deal and chat.

Only then did they realize that at some point in time, a figure had crouched down on the sand river. This person turned his head and raised his hands upside down, which looked really weird. At dawn, he walked up to the upside-down figure, patted his shoulder, and said a few words of admiration. For a moment, the night was filled with the air of Maji dumb Kone and Sasukade dead.

They all know this inverted person. It is said that he used to be a member of the Wotu tribe. He was abandoned because of his strange behavior. Later, he joined their Hongshan tribe. Recently, he received the blessing of God, the Lord of the Guns, and became a He has become an assassin who can assassinate the enemy from a very long distance. Although he has not had time to strengthen his physique and other comprehensive enhancements, he has become an important member of the Hongshan tribe. ], who was not in the limelight for a while, he was a hero in the eyes of the Hongshan tribe fighters.

For the Wotu Tribe, this inverted person may be a different kind, but in the eyes of the people of the Hongshan Tribe, he is a great warrior worthy of respect. Therefore, even though it is difficult to communicate, several fighters are still given to the inverted person. Opened a small Kuagua group, and started to boast about it commercially.

At the same time, their excrement also fell into the sand river and began to flow slowly along the river towards the foot of the mountain.

At the extension of the foot of the red mountain range, a group of cultivators squatted on the edge of the Shahe River early, ready to eat at any time. Those who came earlier have already eaten hot food. Now this batch is actually considered late. , I have to grab dozens of them, no accident, most of them are going to be hungry.

The cultivating insects were waiting in line, looking upstream in unison, waiting for today's food to flow down the river. At the same time, some cultivating insects turned their heads in a daze and looked at the four strange creatures next to them.

These four things crawled all the way from the border of the Fertile Earth Tribe in the dark. One has no hair, one is soft, one is covered with hair, and the other looks like a mutant large cultivator. These four This thing has been lying on the edge of the sand river, as if waiting for something.

"Xingji, is your divination time really correct?" The mutated large cultivator turned his head and whispered.

"Mr. Mo Lan, I have tried my best to divination, it should be this time..." the hairless little voice said.

"It's okay, my sunglasses have a powerful night vision function. I'm watching, so I promise I won't miss this lump." Mao said.

"Things have been debugged, and there is only one chance." Ruanbaba said.

"Okay, okay, focus, here we come!" shouted the mutant large cultivator.

At the same time, in the crowd of cultivating insects, a cultivating insect was suddenly turned upside down and spit out a lump of excrement forward!

Immediately afterwards, the lump of excrement began to flow upstream at a constant speed, as if an engine was installed, and slid towards the upstream of the front by itself.

"En Daxing, Auntie is great!"

"start up!"

At the same time, the four grotesquely-shaped Rompy picked up a mechanical arm from its back, holding a group of small red objects, and suddenly [poked] into the lump of cake, the mechanical arm pulled out , small objects remained in the excrement, an upward pinhole camera struggled to protrude from the brown mountains, and fed back the things in front of the four strange shapes.

Afterwards, the four grotesque figures showed expressions of planning at the same time, turned their heads and crept away, and not long after, lumps of "food" flowed down the Shahe River, and the unintelligent cultivators immediately took the four This thing was left behind, and they began to rob food, only the weird lump of cake that was going upstream was still approaching the mountainside.

After a while, one of the Hongshan warriors chatting and laughing with the inverted warrior on the hillside suddenly pointed at Shahe and said, "Look, the excrement of the inverted warrior is really coming up!"

I've heard for a long time that the warrior has magical powers. When he poops, the poop will pop out of the mouth of a plowing insect, and then go upstream into his body. I don't know how he excreted it in this way, but In the tribe, there are indeed many fighters who regard this as a great force worthy of respect.

Hearing this, everyone looked at the other end of the Shahe River in unison, and found that there was really a lump of poop upstream, gliding towards the lower body of the fallen soldier.

It is worthy of being a down-to-earth warrior who can kill the so-called holy gun warrior with one shot, which is admirable!

Everyone watched the lump of cake floating all the way with respectful eyes. Suddenly, a person wondered: "Why does the dung of soldiers still glow red?"

Just 1.23 seconds after this person asked this sentence, the soldier's poop took off on the spot and got into his excrement opening. At the same time, he held a monitoring screen and watched through the pinhole camera. Endas, whose eyes were suddenly dark, also decisively pressed the button in his hand.

"boom!!"

In the next second, brilliant fireworks lit up on the mountainside of the Hongshan Tribe.

The great inverted warrior, the fearless man who held the mechanism of Gungnir's gun, the hero of Red Mountain who killed the Holy Gun Warrior, and finally died of a normal excretion for him.

What does it mean to attack another's shield with his spear?

This is TM called the spear of the other, the shield of attacking the other!

Seeing the flames igniting in the mountains in the distance, and Mo Lan and Wei Luo dancing next to him, and Endas recording the power of the bomb expressionlessly, Xingji thought about what he had done just now, and suddenly realized that , something has gone far from her heart...

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Chapter 780 IX Crab Master Magic Show "Big Change JK" (5K)

A few minutes later, at the place where the bomb detonated, Zang Shi reversed and used his strength to launch a bomb. A tall, Zugang man with battle patterns all over his body was holding a volume and squatted down at the ruins of the explosion.

The scene at this moment is already full of miserable scenery. The people in Zugang who were chatting and laughing before were all blown up by the force of that shit. The scene is extremely miserable and has educational significance. It is enough to warn every student to shit in the opposite direction. Pay attention to whether there are illegal items hidden in the excrement.

Glancing at the messy scene, he lowered his head and whispered to the volume in his arms: "Great Lord, what should we do?"

This Zugang native is the same Zugang native who cast the [Death Flying Spear] and hit the shield of the Rent in low-earth orbit. He is also the leader of the Hongshan tribe. Every Hongshan leader has My own name is only called "Son of the Mountain".And what was in the Son of the Mountain's arms was the tome that was still covered with many cracks and received living sacrifices on the altar.

After another round of living sacrifices, the cracks on the tome closed up a little, but the distance to full recovery seems to be quite a distance away, billowing black smoke surrounds it, and it looks like the text of Luoyan City and the undead. The strange and evil things in the book.

The cover of the volume was facing the scene of the tragic explosion. A long and narrow strip of mist like an eyestalk protruded from the surrounding mist, and looked around twitchingly. Suddenly, this strip of mist turned into a A long spear slammed into a small stone on the ground and pierced it!

"Crack-"

After a very slight crisp sound, a spider-shaped, small mobile camera was crushed to pieces by the gun point.

Afterwards, the black mist oscillated a series of hoarse echoes that seemed to be growling: "User, variable, erase... must, kill, as soon as possible."

The language it uses is exactly the same as that of the Zuoka people, it is the suture language mixed with Japanese and English.If Mo Lan and others were present, they could clearly feel that its pronunciation is actually more standard.

Hearing this sentence, Son of the Mountain was silent for a while, and said respectfully:

"Since that's the case, Lord, we will immediately start the last attack on the Fertile Earth Tribe, and sacrifice all the sacrifices to you at once."

"Okay, do it, do it, quick, quick. I, can see, they, too."

The volume roared, and a trace of mist rolled down from the cracks in its cover, falling to the ground like blood beads.

"Come on, I think, I think—"

"go home……"

After using the advanced version of the shit-throwing and shit-exploding tactics, the shit-exploding tactics solved the inverted warriors, and the fertile tribes who learned about it beat Mo Lan and the others with their heads to a wild bee dance, and then began the tribal stage The traditional performing arts of the civilization - jumping around the bonfire to celebrate the new god crab master brought them a great victory.

Of course, as mature space travelers, the heroes of the Rent were completely unimpressed with this kind of celebration. They looked at the Wotu people who were self-serving and screaming by the campfire, while discussing what to do next.

Getting rid of the reverse assassin just ensured that Mo Lan would not be disgusted, but until now, the few people still didn't know what the real enemy was.They planned to use this time to discuss the identity of the object and how to deal with the Hongshan Tribe's army of lucky E, estimated to be several thousand, led by experts.

Endas's technological level is trustworthy. When he was racing things into the shit, Mo Lan asked him to get a small surveillance drone to pass by, shit on the way, and started wandering around the Hongshan tribe, and finally succeeded. I found something suspected to be behind the scenes, and was shot and smashed by it in the next second, leaving only a few relatively clear photos.

In the photo, the leader of the Hongshan tribe, known as the Son of the Mountain, is holding a torn volume. It looks a bit like the Huanggang scroll made by Mo Lan in junior high school. A little bit of PTSD, the black mist around the entire volume dissipated, and some purple light can be seen faintly, which looks very similar to the quality of the endless space items.

"Any clues?" Wei Luo asked.

"There is no pig, and it doesn't look like anything in any works I know. Like the Pope, I can only guess that it is some kind of special endless point props, or a high-level user of Shi Lezhi." Mo Lan shook his head. , "I have already sent the photo to the Pope. Once it is found out, I will be notified immediately. Let's change the direction and get a general idea of ​​the strength of the Hongshan tribe."

"According to the chief's description, at present, the Hongshan tribe's spear technique mechanism is very complicated, basically including most of the mechanisms related to [long spear] and [javelin] that I know. The good news is that at present, The exaggerated shooting range they shoot from the surface to the low-earth orbit is not permanent, and it may require the extra energy of the behind-the-scenes man, otherwise they would have shot all the fertile land tribes with long-range spears.

And the bad news is that these Red Mountain mop guys are...a bit aggressive. "

According to the description of the Wotu Tribe, Endas helped to calculate the general level of the ordinary soldiers of the Hongshan Tribe after Mo Lan asked his younger brother to practice against their backbone. , the group of radiation zombies I met was comparable, but the combat skills and damage output ability were much higher, which is undoubtedly a hard stubble. In addition, there was a holy gun warrior who died violently with the Fertile Earth Tribe Similarly, in the Hongshan tribe, there are also many individuals who are said to have received the blessing of the Lord of the Guns, and their combat effectiveness has soared. They can be understood as heroic units.

Through the intelligence of the Wotu Tribe and the investigation of the small robot, Mo Lan can basically confirm the mechanisms of the heroic characters on the opposite side. They are the dragon knight in "FF14", Pan Sen from LOL, and the fourth-order musket Xiang Ling in Yuanshen. , the six-star pioneer bagpipe of Tomorrow's Ark, Zhao Yun of the True Three series of templates, and even the two miserable spearmen in the fourth and fifth battles of the FATE series, the brush brother Di Lumuduo and the big dog Cu Chulainn.Among them, the latter is the fiercest of all Hongshan warriors. It is said that he is called "Son of the Mountain", and he is the boss of the entire Hongshan tribe.

There is one thing to say, this lineup is indeed quite luxurious, and according to Endas' data estimates, any one should have a second-order peak, which is one of the levels of Mo Lan's elite summons, plus that bunch of mop hunks, As well as the behind-the-scenes man who has not understood the motive so far, if he wants to fight this battle steadily, he must find some tricks.

Fortunately, Mo Lan's intelligence businessman's morality and character are all stretched, but he will always be steadfast in the whole life. The battle in front of him seems difficult, but Mo Lan glanced into his crotch, and he probably has it. A battle plan, I briefly talked about it with my brothers and sisters, and I got a lot of comments from "girly mouth", "Is this okay?", "So powerful...", just about to take a break to see the movement on the other side, On the other side... it really started to move in a cooperative manner.

Just two hours after the reverse gun god died of shit, the Hongshan tribe immediately began their revenge.

Originally, it was only the shield of [Armor Avoidance] covering the entire Hongshan Tribe mountain range, and it quickly began to extend outwards, shifted its position, and gradually enveloped the entire Fertile Earth Tribe and the small half of the Hongshan Tribe. The highest point of the dome It has been adjusted to a height of less than [-] meters, which seems to be the minimum height for it to maintain this scale.

Mo Lan knew what was going on in the mind of the black hand behind the scenes. It didn't want the advertising space rental account to provide fire support for this battle from a position that was too high to thwart their attempt to destroy the fertile soil tribe. It can play output, but at the same time, it will also be attacked by these humanoid mini-gun Gundam fighters, and it cannot exert its power 100%.From this point, Mo Lan could feel that the mastermind behind the scenes did not have the ability to flexibly adjust the ability to avoid arrows and protect the dome. Otherwise, it would let the dome follow its own legion all the way, and the renting account would not be able to hit a wave of output in this life.

The change in the force field was not noticed by the natives of the Fertile Earth Tribe, but the rush of drums from the red mountain range that followed immediately frightened the group of natives who were celebrating, and rushed to give crabs one by one. Ba Molan played a set of Beethoven's G major version of the Sonata, picked up the mop, and began to prepare for the battle amidst panic.

Accompanied by the sound of war drums, the Hongshan Tribe's thousand-strong lucky E army came out. The blazing red sun rose from the Red Mountain, illuminating the mops below who rushed out with the slowly expanding force field The warriors, the little giants with an average height of [-] meters per capita let out a roar of battle, like a rushing tide, they approached in the direction of the Fertile Earth Tribe.

They have achieved this... Obviously, the Hongshan tribe wanted to take this opportunity to directly annihilate the fertile tribe with less than half of their strength left in their heyday, and the sun was setting in the Western Mountains, to end their sacrificial journey and become this The only tribe on this planet.

Mo Lan and the others had never seen any big scenes before, and they didn't panic at the moment. After discussing the tactics, they quickly boarded the advertising space for rent and flew out towards the front line.

After roughly looking around at the enemy's deployment, everyone found that most of the attacking soldiers were the same as what the chief said before. Even taller, he looked like the leader of the elite monsters. He rushed towards the building complex of the Fertile Earth Tribe in an unorganized formation that was very characteristic of the tribal era.

To be honest, in the eyes of Mo Lan and others, if the individual combat power of each unit below is ignored, this scene looks actually more LOW than the fighting in small villages in the Warring States Period, but if you add the [small part] All the same, the situation is immediately different.

The reason is very simple, the remaining small group of Hongshan tribe fighters, the mop in their hands...

It's easy to send it. It's long.

Perhaps due to the skill mechanism, the mops in the hands of hundreds of Hongshan soldiers are more than ten meters long. In Mo Lan's impression, the longest spears in the history of the earth should be the ones represented by Macedonia and Switzerland. A phalanx of ultra-long spears, each of which is said to have a terrifying length of about six meters, looks like a group of brothers who are about to come out to play pole vault.