How Did It Become a River Crab?

"But the problem is..." Su Cai brushed her hair, "What are we shooting for?"

As soon as Su Cai asked this question, everyone fell into a daze.

Fuck, yes, it's done... There are no bullets to fire.

There were no special bullets such as mortar shells in the military merit exchange, and none of the people present had mortars or explosive ammunition on them.

This mortar can indeed launch any type of item, but it’s useless to shoot random rocks or anything, and it’s not easy to let Yi Guishen stuff his own grenade into it. It can’t blow up without pulling the ring, and it’s in mid-air It exploded, and it was too late to fall into the opposite formation.

As for Nangong's invention... The inventor said that he could indeed make a batch of mortar shells, but he could only make batches of this thing, ten and a half hours, and the day lily would be cold after making it.

For a moment, everyone fell into confusion.

"This is the difficulty of starting from scratch." After a long time, Mo Lan sighed, "Without enough resources, no amount of wisdom is empty talk. The reason why the primitive accumulation of evil capital is often so bloody and dirty may also have something to do with it. relation."

"Have you thought of a solution?" VE's eyes lit up when he heard Mo Lan's tone, "Brother, tell me?"

"My method is very simple." Mo Lan rubbed her tentacles with a long smile: "Since there are slave tribes in the front and feudal empires in the back, we have to put down our faces and use dirty methods to complete our primitive accumulation."

"Fuck..." Su Cai on the side seemed to understand something, and couldn't bear to look directly at her face, leaving the four of them stunned.

"What's the dirtier way?" Yang Shuli blinked, revealing Akuya's blank smile.

"My stupid niece." Mo Lan shook her head, "It seems that you are still some distance away from the wisdom of your uncle and me. It's okay, let me show you what is the great wisdom of life."

After finishing speaking, Mo Lan looked at the Hydralisk VE beside him.

"The only brother, how many objects can your telekinetic power control at most?"

"... About thirty kilograms." The only brother suddenly had a very ominous premonition, "You ask this..."

"Let's go, Brother Only." Mo Lan patted the Hydralisk's tail.

"Let's... go to the latrine in the camp!"

"...What the hell?"

Five minutes later, Mo Lan and VE returned to the side of the mortar side by side. Along the way, they saw the two... The pedestrians of the two beasts all backed away, staring at the large sphere suspended beside VE in shock, not daring to Closer.

When VE and Mo Lan appeared in front of the remaining four people, Su Yong sighed with an expression of "it's true", turned around and raised his forehead, not daring to look at this terrifying scene.

And the remaining three people... all looked at the sphere beside VE with eyes that saw shit.

As for why the eyes that saw shit?

Because the sphere held by VE... is really shit.

During these 5 minutes, Mo Lan took VE to the place where the excrement was temporarily piled up in the camp, causing VE to forcefully roll up a large pile of excrement with telekinetic power. A full [-] kg of excrement was squeezed into a ball and brought to the mortar. beside……

"Brother Meng, our ammunition is back!" Mo Lan proudly stretched out her pincers, pointing at the dung ball suspended in the air.

The only brother stood next to the dung ball, his mouth was slightly open, his eyes were dull.

When grief is greater than death, no matter whether it is a person or a snake, there may be no expression on his face.

"Brother Mo Lan, are you going to..." Yi Guishen showed the same frightened expression as the previous soldier, "Are you shitting?"

"Exactly!" Mo Lan's laughter gradually changed: "Throwing objects in the sky can not only cause damage, but also damage the morale of the enemy. If we can't do the former, then we must at least do the latter. Since the Middle Ages, there have been throwing objects in Europe. Shit destroys the tradition of the enemy's morale, now that you are on the battlefield, how can you not understand the wisdom of the ancients?"

"Good guy, a heap of shit from the sky!" Nangong slapped his thigh, "This has given me a lot of inspiration, brother, I will leave the heavy responsibility of launching to me!"

"Okay!" Under the shocked gaze of Yang Shuli's underage, Mo Lan moved to salute Nangong with the pliers, "Brother, this honor is entrusted to you!"

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

After a while, Nangong had completed the calibration of the mortar, and positioned the target of the launch at the center of the enemy's rear formation, ensuring the maximum radiation range at the limit distance.

"The calibration is complete, where is the loader?" Nangong said solemnly.

"..." The only brother at the side mobilized his thoughts silently, lifted a piece from the dung ball on the ground, and stuffed it into the mortar.

For some reason, this feels more embarrassing than putting shit in it with my own hands...

Seeing that the reloading was completed, Mo Lan next to her took a deep breath and shouted angrily: "Launch!"

In an instant, a lump of dark brown unknown object flew out of the mortar, forming a wave of heavenly maidens in the sky, and fell towards the center of the enemy's rear formation!

After a while...

In the alien formation, a somewhat nervous young soldier gripped his longbow and decided to pray to the sky, asking the God of Ice and Snow to grant them victory.

He just raised his head, and before he started to say the prayers, he saw a dark brown curtain flying from the sky, covering their faces!

"Damn it, there's shit in the sky!"

Before the young soldier could finish his warning, the archer squad he was in was thrown straight at him!

"Fuck, it's shit, it's shit!"

"Damn the Imperial Army, actually attacking with shit! Wipe it for me, brother!"

"Don't come here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The sound of mortar firing one after another flashed by, and the curtain of shit scattered in the sky was hitting all parts of the enemy's rear formation. It was a mess for a while, and the morale before it was completely gone.

"Damn it!" The little leader of the foreign race turned pale, "What kind of terrifying Teigu is this?! It can actually launch such a brutal attack from a long distance... Damn it!"

"Leader! The leader was hit!!"

"Regiment - Chief -"

The alien race was in chaos, while everyone on Mo Lan's side received a series of reminders from the system at the same time.

"Your mortars have dealt a morale blow to the enemy and received 34 merit."

"Your mortars have dealt a morale blow to the enemy and received 21 merit."

"Yours……"

Half of the "ammunition" has not been fired, and everyone has already saved enough to exchange for the first white suit. Su Cai ignored the dancing Nangong and Mo Lan, and cast a sympathetic look at VE who silently loaded the mortar with ammunition. .

The hydra numbly urged his telekinetic power, and put piles of ammunition into the mortar. After a long time, he let out a long and dull sigh, and pressed his arms against his head with sharp blades.

dirty...

i'm dirty...

"When I first learned this specialization, I thought it could control objects, assist teammates, and also be used as a backup emergency measure.

I never expected that this thing will come in handy for the first time...

It turned out to be TM used to hold shit! "

Chapter 72 Speeches

When all the thirty kilograms of shit balls fell into the opponent's formation, everyone's meritorious deeds had accumulated to 1300 points, which was enough to exchange for a random item of white quality.

Taking advantage of a few minutes before the start of the battle, the six hurried back to Esdes' camp and completed the exchange of meritorious service.

For some reason, apart from Mo Lan and Nangong, when the other players exchanged white clothes at Esdeth, they always felt that the military exploits in their hands were so dirty that they would have a moment when holding the exchanged items. The urge to wash your hands...

The random item Mo Lan exchanged is a one-time skill card, which can be understood as a spell scroll. It does not consume resources, but it can only be used once, after which the skill card will disappear.

【Eye attack】

Type: [props/one-time skill card]

Quality: [White]

Effect: It can only be used once. After use, it fires a laser ray with burning damage to the eyes of the target enemy. It will definitely hit targets with little difference in strength.

Remarks: Eyes, eyes ah ah ah ah ah!

Simple and practical, Mo Lan put the card into his backpack, glanced at Su Cai who was holding a hamburger, and knew that he must have drawn some very weird things.

The endless space is full of wonders, the prize pool range of random white items is vast, and there are too many weird things that can be drawn.

Mo Lan glanced at his teammates. Xiaoshu got a bottle of potion that slowly restores mental power, and Nangong got a pair of ordinary white daggers, both of which were of little value.

Hydralisk VE was staring at the card on the back of a Hearthstone card, while Yi Guishen was holding a box with several bottles of pills and medicinal wine inside. Yi Guishen himself stared at the things in his hand, looking alive Figure out what this is.

"It's a very interesting tactic. On the battlefield, only those who use unscrupulous means can win. It is indeed the mercenary I like. This is the reward you deserve."

After all the redemptions were completed, the merit points dropped to [-] points. Esdes, who was sitting in the center of the tent, immediately stood up, stretched out his hand to crush the ice crystals that formed on his long legs, ignored the overflowing blood, and smiled at the six people. The players clapped their hands.

"It's time to kill aliens, everyone, let us compete with these barbarians..."

A moment later, the six players mixed into the neatly lined ranks of the imperial army, and together with countless imperial soldiers with fanatical eyes, looked at Esdeth at the front of the array.

Esdeth had an imperial western sword on his waist. It was not an ornament, but a long sword that had eaten the blood of countless enemies.

General Esdeth is a fierce man who can hunt dangerous species at the age of ten. Even if the dangerous species are superior or inferior, this deed alone is enough to prove that Esdeth is by no means useless without Teigu.

With most of Tegu's abilities sealed, Esdeth still dared to stand at the forefront of the entire army with a sword and let the soldiers charge with her. On the one hand, she proved that she was a tough enough general, on the other hand , It also showed her confidence in her own strength.

"Soldiers, this is going to be an uphill battle."

Estes shouted loudly, his eyes swept over the six players, and then focused on his tens of thousands of soldiers.

"In front of us is a group of opponents worthy of challenge. They are fond of human flesh and are brutal and deadly. Compared with humans, they are more like a group of beasts with extra brains. Behind us is the retreat route that has been scuttled, separated by the ice ocean. Lost us and our hometown. Even if we look at the countless difficulties and obstacles in the history of the empire, the danger of this battle will rank first."

"But... so what?" Estes sneered, and put his hand on the hilt of the western sword.

"The Snow King thinks that by sealing my Teigu, he has sealed everything about us, but he doesn't understand what is an imperial soldier and what is my soldier.

He tried all the tricks to seal my power, just to allow me to distribute my glory to everyone present! "

Estes drew out his long sword: "When I was ten years old, my family was slaughtered by these barbarians. From that day on, I swore that one day, I would leave the entire northern border with nothing but wind and snow. Howl, there is no one left. And most of you, my fearless soldiers, are here for this."

"Ian's mother was massacred by aliens, Morris's sister was taken away by them, Gikain's right arm was cut off... We have lost too much at their hands. Each of you is The extension of my anger and hatred, and the anger of each of you has also become my flesh and blood!

This is the battle we have been waiting for for a long time. We are here for revenge and to protect everything that is left!This is not only my dream, but also the glory of each of you! "

"So, no matter how dangerous it is? They are bloodthirsty and ferocious, and we have already eaten countless beasts that are more ferocious than them. They cut off our retreat, but the moment we set foot on this land, we I never thought of returning empty-handed!"

"We will never back down. Behind the frozen ocean, there are countless people in the north of the empire. They are a warm hearth and a hometown. They are waiting for our triumph, and we... will definitely come as promised!"

Amidst the thundering battle roar, Esdeth raised his long sword high and looked towards the front of the battlefield. There, those who had finished resting had already let out a thunderous battle roar, and charged towards the formation of the imperial army.

"Everyone..." Looking at the alien army approaching like a black cloud, Esdeth pointed the long sword forward and issued her first order.