How Did It Become a River Crab?

...No, what is the public taste for ships?

In the shocking eyes of everyone, behind the twelve huge "guest seats", twelve huge projection phantoms suddenly appeared.

Mo Lan took a look, good guy, this lineup is quite luxurious, many of them are well-known ships in the ACG world, including the [White Trojan Horse] from "Mobile Suit Gundam", and the Yamato from "Space Battleship Yamato", The Nautilus in "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea", the human space battleship with a church in the Warhammer series, the Jackdaw in "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", the petite girl Bei Qiji in "Fleet Collection", the most exaggerated thing is that there is still a TM One of the several "Leviathans" (also known as guardians, referring to those powerful beings wandering in space) in the star world, a fully automatic dreadnought ship the size of several cities merged...

Well, it's really "the public aesthetics of ships"... Then, next, I guess it's time to assign the advertising space to the rental number Lalang.

The familiar host didn't give everyone time to react, but played a familiar English song, and pulled the advertising space rental number, together with the crew on it, to the middle of the huge square.

"Okay, our blind date has officially started!" The host shouted, "Our challenge guest today is a [Executioner class] frigate, before we play its VCR and tell its life story, please let Distinguished guests first decide whether to keep lights for it based on the first impression!"

According to the rules of this blind date show, turning off the lights means that you are not interested in this challenge guest. If all the guests turn off their lights, this blind date event will also declare GG.

Soon, a [Bantam-class] battleship from the EVE series went out with its lights out.

"Unfortunately, one of our guests has turned off the lights. May I ask why you turned off the lights?" The bald and faceless host stretched his hand a few kilometers, and handed the microphone to the bantam frigate.

After a few seconds of silence, the host nodded and said, "Oh, I think colorful and colorful things are too unorthodox!"

"What's wrong with the bright colors? Showing off your personality and still using advertising fees to piss you off? Can you stop being so old-fashioned!" Mo Lan in the cabin subconsciously slapped her thigh, filled with righteous indignation.

"The relatives and friends of the challengers, please don't take the rhythm." The host warned, turned his head and smiled, "Then there are still eleven lights on the field for the challengers, and we will enter the first session [Star Love First experience], play a video about the life of the challenged guests, and each guest can decide to keep the light on or turn off the light while watching, because the guest does not have the ability to speak, I will dub it for you, please watch the VCR!"

After all, a huge holographic projection appeared above the head of the host, and began to play the life story of the advertising space rental account.

The first screen is a shipyard in the starry sky, where an Executioner-class frigate is being assembled.

"I was born in the universe of New Eden, in an ordinary shipyard in the Emma Empire. I am no different from my kind. I am ordinary and happy." cavity, recite affectionately.

In the next screen, the Rent is parked in a warehouse of a space station.

"Afterwards, I entered an ordinary space station of the Emma Empire and parked at the pier as a spare ship."

The picture is black and then bright, and it is still the picture of the ship parked in the warehouse.

"Three years later, I'm still parked in a warehouse."

The screen went black and then bright again, and it was still the same screen.

"Seven years later, I'm still parked in a warehouse."

...Zhanzu, so your life was so ordinary before.

"Ten years later, I'm still parked in the warehouse... oh, my friend on the Jackdaw has turned off the lights, what's the reason? Oh, I don't like squatting at home, there's nothing I can do about it."

"What's wrong with squatting at home? It's not that you don't have a job. It's working at home. This is blatant job discrimination!" Mo Lan said angrily.

"I repeat, please challenge the guests, relatives and friends not to take the rhythm, the VCR continued... Then, I was involved in a space turbulence, and fell into this universe like other spaceships, and was later discovered by pirates and refitted. It was sold to the [Roulette] space station, and then sold to the star fox Wei Luo... Ah, another battleship from the Warhammer World has gone out, may I ask why... Oh, serving the fox is not loyal enough!"

"Why is the fox man not a human?" Wei Luo said angrily, but the host ignored him.

"Because of this opportunity, I became a glorious civilian scientific research ship, fighting to open up the unknown...Miss Qi Ji in the north turned off the lights, the reason is that the ship is too kind, and it is a very legitimate reason!"

"Host, do you really want this ship to hold hands successfully..."

"Later, the crew and I fought north and south, made many dazzling achievements, and even installed a giant defense tower nicknamed [Little Old Tower] on our back... Hey, another ship went out with lights, And why?"

"According to the rules, it may be that in the eyes of the ship, this is equivalent to bringing a child on a blind date." Endas said seriously, "It is said that in the corner of a cold-blooded blind date, this is one of the taboos, which makes people feel emotional."

"I didn't think you had such a broad mind before?" Mo Lan was shocked.

"I'm a scientific researcher. Do you know what a scientific researcher is? How can you be called a scientific researcher if you don't have a broader idea than mental illness in a specific field?"

"All in all, this is my magnificent boat life. I hope all the guests can hold hands with me successfully. Well, the first session is over!" The host took a deep breath and said: "Because the frigate itself has no self-awareness, we skip For the interview session, immediately enter the second session [Star Love Re-judgment]!"

"This session will challenge the guest's own outlook on life, and watch the interview video on mate selection, so that the guest can understand each other's compatibility and make a second judgment. Then, please watch the VCR!"

The screen above the host's head turned to a black screen.

After ten seconds of black screen, the host nodded and said: "Okay, the broadcast is over, since the Executioner-class frigate does not have an AI system, naturally it will not have these concepts, let's go to the next link... Hey, the white Trojan horse from Gundam World The light is on, may I ask why... oh, there is no inner entanglement and soul collision, and it cannot spread anti-war ideas, and it is not high enough... It is a pity."

"Then, let's finally enter the [Star Love Final Selection] session, which is the last session. In this session, we need to interview the relatives and friends of the challengers to see what the challengers look like in their eyes. We Four relatives and friends will be randomly selected to narrate, so the first one...is you!"

The peach heart arrow appeared again, projecting onto Mo Lan's head.

"This human in white shirt and jeans, please speak!"

"Ah, this..." Mo Lan was stunned by the sudden blow. After being stunned for about three seconds, Mo Lan took a deep breath, raised a thumbs up, nodded and said: "Flying fast, high output, fierce appearance , thick armor, and strong investor support behind it, it is a choice you will never make a mistake!"

"Okay, the lights of the guests on the Nautilus have been turned off because relatives and friends are a little stunned!"

"I TM..."

"Alright, next one, Mr. Soft and Angry Starfish, please speak."

En Daxing, who was drawn, did not change his face, and said solemnly: "The Executioner-class frigate looks at the entire Second Galaxy. The comprehensive performance is considered excellent among frigates, and all indicators are above the expected range. The customization range is wide. The only The problem is that it is only a frigate after all, and it is difficult to fight back against cruisers and even battleships. It is not suitable for regular legion battles... It can be said that it is useful except for certain situations, and it is basically useless in other situations. Status of..."

"En Daxing, shut up."

"The lights of the guests on the Yamato have been turned off because it is a battleship and I don't want to find a partner who is too weak! Next relatives and friends, please speak!"

This time, the peach heart arrows turned one after another, and finally fell on the head of the little old car...

Little old car: Σ (?Д?;)? ? ?

Little old car: (=ω=;)...

Little old car: ヾ(o? ω?)?

Little old car: φ(>ω<*)

Little old car: \? ('ω')? ////! !

"Okay, no guests turn off the lights this time!" The host shouted, "The last one... the little prince with a cantaloupe stem on his head, please speak!"

"Me?" The little old melon, or the prince of Hami melon, sat cross-legged on the ground, and said calmly: "The advertising space rental car is an indispensable car for us, and it is also our important companion. It has always been Hard work, no fear of hardships and dangers, always move forward firmly, will not lose direction because of the twists and turns ahead, although small in size, but has the spirit of a true hero..."

"Another guest has turned off the lights, and the reason is that this sounds like a trustee who has been stuffed with money!"

"Why, how could this be!"

After a series of uproars, eleven of the twelve ships were all extinguished, and finally only one ship was left that no one thought it would stay.

The [Automatic Dreadnaught Ship] from the universe of stars itself...

In terms of setting, this giant ship with extremely terrifying combat power is a relic of an ancient civilization. Its owner has long been annihilated in history. Only this giant ship is still patrolling in vain. The size of the game is extremely oppressive. Although it doesn't look like the terrifying size larger than a planet for the sake of gameplay, it is at least the size of an entire giant space station. In the original work, at least a formed main battle fleet must be pulled out to be eligible to challenge .

This huge dreadnought can't be accommodated in this square at all, so what's coming at this moment is just a remote projection. The host glanced at the dreadnought that hadn't turned off the lights and left the scene, slapped his head, and said, "Oh, I said Well, audience friends, it’s an oolong! Since this ship itself has a perfect automatic AI, our program group forgot to give it a thinking mode, and it doesn’t have a built-in blind date AI system, so it will just stand there. , Naturally, the lights will not be turned off!"

"Since this is the case, the two boats are a match made in heaven. They are a natural pair. Okay, then we congratulate the guests on both parties for their success in holding hands. May you go further and further on the road of love! Originally, the program team would give you a honeymoon trip to the Maldives as a reward, but due to There is no Maldives in this universe where guests from both parties can go, so it is a pity that they cannot be distributed, so let us use our sincere blessings and wish the two of you will grow old together and stay together through thick and thin!"

"Among the warm music, this episode has finally come to an end. The message of holding hands has been sent to both ships. Thank you for your support. See you next time!"

After finishing speaking, a series of subtitles suddenly appeared on the square. All the staff members wrote [Star Encounter Love Blind Date System]. When the very familiar ending song was played, the pink light ball disappeared out of thin air, leaving only The bewildered crew members of the Advertising Space Rent.

In the dark, sheltered galaxy, everyone was silent for a long time, and finally the captain Wei Luo spoke first: "...Is it over?" Wei Luo moved the fox's ears, "So where's the dreadnought ship?"

"It was just a projection before, but now the projection is gone, and the main body is probably still in an undiscovered galaxy." Endas said.

"Does this blind date system work?"

"I think this is likely to be the case. After all, if two ships fall in love, even scientific researchers dare not easily adopt such a bold setting."

"...I have the feeling that I have just finished watching Master Fujimoto's "Flame Fist"." Mo Lan said.

"I haven't read the comics of The Descendant, how does it feel?" Wei Luo turned his head and asked.

"It feels like...it's the same as not seeing it."

"That's true."

Everyone nodded, and it took a few seconds to put the matter behind them, and drove the spaceship, approaching the target planet that was suspected to have traces of users.

At the same time, Mo Lan also received a system message.

"You assisted the [advertising space rental number] to complete the investigation event [Cosmic Lalang Match], completed a [free explorer] mission, and obtained the ready-to-open treasure chest X1."

Well, it's not so hot anymore.

第760九章 求救讯号（6K）

Idle is also idle, Mo Lan immediately handed the treasure box to the little sister, and asked her to open the box directly. With the experience and lessons learned from the previous time, the little sister stretched out one hand, using the gesture of the glamorous queen to seduce the chin, slender Bai's finger gently hooked upwards in the middle of the treasure box, and directly opened the treasure box with one finger.

Green light gushes out from the treasure chest and gathers in mid-air to form a flashlight-shaped prop. At first glance, Mo Lan thought it was a zoom-in or zoom-out lamp, but after a closer look, he realized that it was used by a life department that likes to work hard. Another invention of the creators.

【Character endowment lamp】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: A one-time illuminating lamp invented by a user of the fourth-order life department. The medium and low-intensity weapons (compared to the endless space system with blue quality and below) that are irradiated by it will be temporarily activated, and have a reference to the real world. A one-hour character based on stereotypes of Japanese high school girls.

Remarks: The inventor of this item is another female high school student who wanted to post it with a female high school student, so she tried to make her JK beautiful girl figure come alive, but she didn't realize it until she made this thing, It's sad that the endless points it takes to make this thing is enough for her to find a way to get a ticket to a world full of JK.

The old rules, although I don’t know what’s the use now, but sooner or later it will have a magical effect. The little old girl’s hook is likely to be the prelude to a good life in the future. Put the lamp into the backpack, and Mo Lan glanced at the top of the head. BUFF, who was fully human, found that it had a few minutes left, so he shifted his gaze to the cantaloupe prince, Guagualet, who was sitting quietly and drooping his eyes, waiting for him to finish opening the box.

"So... what's your situation?" Mo Lan found herself a chair, sat down and asked, "The microphone is stuffed in your mouth. If you want to tell your own story, please go ahead."

Mo Lan could tell that the little prince Guagualet definitely wanted to say something, it was normal, if a person only had a few minutes to talk in his life, then everyone would want to say a few more words.

"In the eyes of outsiders, my past may be a clichéd royal joke." Guagualet, who looked like a primary school student, shook his head, "It's not a story of ups and downs, please forgive me."

"You may have known from my [item introduction] that I am the last prince of the Cantaloupe Kingdom. In this country, the royal family will take human form five years after birth, and grow slowly until you humans are about 25 years old. Look, this is the proof of the blood of the royal family. Every royal family is ordered by the heavens, and is endowed with the natural mission of making the kingdom prosperous and shouldering the heavy responsibility of protecting the people. My father, the last emperor of the Hami melon kingdom, Guguaximu, He was once known as the greatest king of the entire Quack Dynasty.

And I am the only son of my father, Quagua Sim, who is a cantaloupe. On the day he planted me from the ground, the whole kingdom called my name.They think that I will inherit the greatness of my father and continue the peace and prosperity of the kingdom. "

"As for what happened next, you must have already guessed that the Cantaloupe Kingdom was destroyed when I was 17 years old."

"Who did it?" Mo Lan asked.

"The tyrant of the Banana Kingdom, Banana Pupu." The moment he uttered the name, Guagualet's cute little face was as solemn as if it was covered with iron, so that Mo Lan burst into a smile when he heard the name. I also forced him to hold back...

"Banana Pupu led the army of the Banana Kingdom. Relying on the advantages of multiple soldiers, the individual combat power is equivalent to the advantages of most of the combined arms of the kingdom, they broke through all the way, enslaved the peace-loving countries such as the Strawberry Kingdom and the Watermelon Kingdom, and defeated them. The grape kingdom, another big country with the same advantages, not only enslaved the adult fruit, but even launched a large-scale extermination of strawberry fields, watermelon fields and vines, which is extremely cruel and outrageous.”

"Hey... (Although it sounds awkward, but in terms of conversion, it is indeed a heinous crime. Going to hell a few hundred times is not enough to relieve the crime of hatred.)" The little brother who was watching sighed with emotion in a low voice.

"With such a catastrophe, Gugua Sim must have given up his illusions long ago and made preparations to defend against the enemy."

"That's why, when the Strawberry Kingdom fell, Father began to try to form a large alliance with neighboring countries, and after the Grape Kingdom was destroyed, he successfully united with the Orange Kingdom and the Durian Kingdom to form a powerful alliance. , the history of previous results proves that alliances often disintegrate from within."

"Banana Pupu bought off the traitors from the Durian Kingdom and our own country. During the trip banquet of the Three Kingdoms Alliance, the traitors secretly filled the watering can that my father used to drink with the poison called [Paraquat]. Father As a result, the emperor withered and died, and the traitors of the Durian Kingdom fought back. They sent a suicide squad to release the poisonous gas in their bodies, and killed all the participants in the Orange Kingdom and Cantaloupe Kingdom. Among them were the top generals of the two countries, including me. Queen Mother and Sister Wang..."

At this point, Guagualet closed his eyes with a sad expression.