How Did It Become a River Crab?

More than a hundred years ago, several giant beasts like this strayed into the territory of the Theocracy, and they were scattered in the territory of the Theocracy. Race will be a catastrophe, but the attitude of this group of wheels is amazing. After studying and understanding each other's language, they exchange magic technology and invite the Theocracy to cooperate in finding the lost oxygen-carrying behemoth, and cooperate peacefully to complete Win-win.The wind system engine of the atmospheric vibration device is the product of the cooperation between the two parties.

According to a record of chatting between a high-ranking official of Theocracy and a herdsman of the Huilun tribe, the Huilun tribe used to rely on their strength in force and the advantage of being able to cross various worlds, enslaved and ruled many planes, and relied on squeezing the world's resources until they were exhausted. Throw away the way to increase strength.

But I don’t know why, every once in a while, one or several inexplicable individuals will pop up in a certain world to destroy their rule, some directly behead the world leader in charge, and some directly let the locals practice some kind of magical skills to form a counterattack The big army, what's even more amazing is the one who directly led a bunch of inexplicable troops to counterattack the main world... After three generations of grand commanders were blown up, eight ruled worlds were overthrown, and they experienced violence from a total of forty or fifty forces. After the beating, the Huilun tribe has become a friendly race that is kind and cute, and likes to engage in win-win cooperation.

Long story short, let’s get down to business, because the giant oxygen-carrying beasts couldn’t find anything after they got lost, and were hungry, the poor giant beasts could only find a nearby planet to land and lie down on the ground to enter a long-term dormant state, except that they were still in their stomachs. Except for the production of oxygen, all other physiological activities are completely stopped, which is a bit similar to the hibernation of ordinary animals, but it is more durable and magical.

According to records, after a few years, most of the giant beasts that were lost at the beginning have been found, only the last one has not been found, and now it seems that it has fallen to this giant tomb star.

And the hometown of [Emerald Passage] was built in the stomach of this giant beast.

The stomach of the behemoth is very flat after landing, and the air inside is fresh. Breathing for a long time can also significantly improve cell activity and muscle strength. The emerald channel built its own stronghold in it, hiding the pirate stronghold of tens of thousands of people. In the belly of the giant beast, the outer shell of the giant beast is extremely hard, and since no one has found this planet, the leader of the emerald channel also made his stronghold bigger and bigger with peace of mind, almost covering the entire body of the giant beast. The fundus of the stomach usually enters and exits through the airtight passage dug out of the body of the giant beast with insensitive nerves to pain, just like an underground city.

Everyone's feeling before was correct. This is no longer the scale of pirates. After decades of development, the pirate group of the Emerald Passage has been upgraded from a fleeing force to an independent armed force. A catastrophe at the level of a star system.

"The scale of tens of thousands of combatants, bases that are difficult to invade, and a large number of ships with unknown combat capabilities..." Wei Luo narrowed his eyes and sighed, "It will take some time for The Church to pull out this thorn this time, go back Notify The Church."

As Wei Luo spoke, he turned his head, only to see Mo Lan holding the crab's face in its claws, looking like he was thinking.

"What's wrong, Brother Mo?" Wei Luo asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I was just thinking about one thing." Mo Lan turned her head, looked at the crew members and said, "I was thinking, it's all here...how about we try to take these people directly? "

Chapter 750 Three Silly bastards, run!

A few days later, on the [Giant Tomb] star, in the body of the giant oxygen-bearing beast, the base of [Emerald Passage].

Inside the huge semicircular dome-shaped stomach, a group of large buildings assembled and welded by ship decks in a disorderly manner stands at the bottom of the stomach with strong toughness, and the ever-burning lamp suspended in the center of the stomach illuminates the town that should have been dark , Countless star fox pirates walked around in the narrow and cramped alleys, everyone looked in a hurry, as if they were sitting and preparing for some big event.

And in the center of the base, under a large bunker built on the deck of a battleship, a green and white star fox with a gloomy face sat on a sofa chair inlaid with a large number of alien gems, and looked around. people.

Surrounding him, a dozen or so Star Fox people were guarding him, their faces solemn and ready to fight.These people are all high-level members of [Emerald Passage]. In the pirate group that adopts the system of supremacy of power, these people are also the most powerful individual emissaries in the group.

And the green and white star fox in the center of the guards is the leader of the emerald green passage. His name is [Qiwan]. Not many people knew the face and name of this pirate leader. Even inside the pirate group, the vast majority of pirates only knew him as [Leader] and didn't know his identity information.

"Hasn't the official army of Theocracy arrived yet?" Qie Wan asked in a muffled voice.

Beside him, a star fox man wrapped in khaki armor shook his head, his voice penetrated the armor, giving people the illusion that his head was covered in a bucket and speaking: "Our stealth reconnaissance ship in the surrounding galaxies The reaction, at least five days, is enough for us to prepare for a counterattack."

"Aside from these, are there any other abnormalities?"

"No, there are only normal commercial transportation activities, and there is no problem."

A few days ago, the interception team located in the middle of the Lonely Mountain Galaxy did not hide a code that only the captain knew in the regular contact as usual, which shows that the interception team has either been controlled or has been cleaned up. , If this is the case, it means that the situation of [Lonely Mountain] and the emerald channel may have been known by the Theocracy. Qiwan quickly activated the reconnaissance ships disguised as scientific research ships in various galaxies, and found that they were gathering all the way to this galaxy. The Theocracy Fleet.

Up to now, escaping has basically become a luxury. In order to survive, Qi Wan immediately ordered the entire [Giant Tomb] to enter the highest alert state, and began intensive preparations for a counterattack plan, intending to use several gaseous planets in the Lonely Mountain Galaxy as nodes Build a multi-layer defensive position, resist to the end, and strive to capture the first wave of fleets with the unpredictable combat power of the Theocracy, so as to seize bargaining chips.

Today, the surface and low-Earth orbit of the giant tomb are full of all kinds of spaceships from the "Eve Before Star Wars" series, and the major defense nodes are already in full swing. Everything is developing in the best possible direction, but Qiwan has not let up. As soon as he took a breath, he felt that an invisible cloud was gradually covering his head, about to soak into his mouth and nose, causing him to die of exhaustion in a daze.

Qiwan is not only a pirate captain, but also a loyal fan of martial arts novels. Someone once brought a collection of martial arts novels written by the author named "Gu Long" from his world. Cleaned up, while obsessed with the flashes of swords and swords inside, I also learned a lesson from the characters who died tragically in Gu Long's novels: nothing is guaranteed in this world, even the most tyrannical master, there are people Sneak attack, the possibility of hacking to death.

He thought about it for a long time, thinking that his worry lies in the interception team's cloaking device. If the Theocracy cracks the encryption of this technology and installs it on his ship, then the "Giant Tomb" is likely to be destroyed by now. The reconnaissance ship of the Theocracy saw a light.

But if that's the case, why would I have this horrible premonition of numbness in the scalp and tremors all over my body, as if a tiger's head was about to be chopped off, splitting myself in two?

Qiwan took a deep breath, raised his head, and planned to issue some possible safety orders, but at this moment, an instrument beside him made a harsh buzzing sound.

The complexions of Qiwan and the surrounding emerald channel cadres changed drastically, and they shifted their sights to the instrument in unison.

This is an alarm from the [Atmospheric Antishock Force Field Generator]. This kind of magic facility driven by the wind elemental magic engine has detected an object breaking into the atmosphere of the giant tomb star through the flow of air, and everyone immediately opened it. I monitored the screen, but found that the alarm area on the screen was empty.

"...It's a cloaking device." All the star fox people here are experienced pirate masters, and some people immediately realized: "This is a spaceship equipped with a small jumping engine and a cloaking device at the same time. Sneaked outside the atmosphere, turned on the jump engine, and jumped directly into our atmosphere!"

"Notify everyone to enter the state of combat readiness, let the spacecraft that has not taken off take off immediately, this may be a new assault tactic of the Theocracy!" Qi Wan immediately ordered, "Find out the size and flight trajectory of this ship, and see where he is going where!"

"It has been found out that the volume is estimated according to the gas flow. It is at least a cruiser-class ship. It landed on top of the oxygen-carrying monster and is diving downward!"

"Is it going to find a way to irritate the oxygen-carrying behemoth?" Qiwan gritted his teeth: "The body of the oxygen-carrying behemoth can forcibly resist the latest kinetic energy and laser main guns of the Theocracy, and the bombing weapons are not painful or itchy. Isn't the cruiser also equipped with a dreadnought-level super main gun?"

"Captain, it has lifted its stealth!"

Under everyone's watchful eyes, right in front of the giant oxygen-bearing beast, a super crab-class frigate sold by them released its stealth and appeared in the sight of nearly a hundred ships around.

This once elegant white-gold ship has changed beyond recognition. Not only the armor is occupied by various billboards of unknown meaning, but there are also dynamic advertisements on the side. The medieval turret on the ear looks like the performance art of some high-profile artist, and the reason why the detection system mistook a frigate for a cruiser is because behind this frigate, there is a bigger Giant airlift storage tanks several times the size of the frigate itself.

The frigate and the storage tank are connected by temporarily reinforced link columns. There are also external cloaking devices and small jump engines under the storage tank. On the side of the storage tank, a thick pipe extends out. , connected all the way to a newly added muzzle at the bottom of the frigate. The muzzle was aimed at the slightly opened mouth of the sleeping oxygen-carrying behemoth, and spewed out... a jet of water with a strange color and swiftness like a geyser. .

The water column passed through the giant beast's throat, along the esophagus, and rushed towards the stomach.

In a daze, the pirates zoomed in on the monitor and read the words on the storage jar.

【Fangli Brand Gastroenterology (Nano Puree Version)】

【Promote gastrointestinal motility?No no no, force the stomach to move, quickly and quickly spray!Sensitive muscles and sphincter muscles can also be used! 】

【I love you, Fang Li! 】

At this moment, the pirate masters looked at each other and fell into silent shock.

A few seconds later, around the bunker, the stomach wall of the [Oxygen Behemoth]...

Started to squirm quickly.

"Damn it, you bastards, run!"

This base...is going to be pulled out by a monster that has eaten a lethal dose of laxatives!

第750四章 喷射战兽（3K5）

The time went back to a few days ago, the time when the advertising space renting account investigated the [Giant Tomb] in an invisible state.

"...That's about it, En Daxing, is it possible?"

"I probably understand what you mean." En Daxing sighed after listening to Mo Lan's description of how to solve the entire emerald green channel stronghold with one boat, "Simply speaking, you want to give Huai The Oxygen Beast was fed an excessive amount of laxatives to activate its digestive system, and then asked him to pull out the base of the entire emerald passage, and use the Beast's own digestive system to destroy the entire stronghold."

"Brother Mo." Wei Luo glanced at Xingji, who was in a downtime state with question marks all over his head, and turned his head, "Even though I already know a lot about the behavior patterns of your descendants, I have to say that today you Let me get to know this group again, Endas, is there any play?"

"Unfortunately... it is indeed feasible." Endas looked solemn, "Because the giant oxygen-carrying monsters are magical creatures raised to poop, after the transformation of the Huilun tribe, the gastrointestinal system of these giant beasts is in an activated state The lower abdomen is very active, once there is a need for excretion, the entire stomach will secrete a large amount of lubricating fluid, wriggling at a very fast speed, scraping up the entire stomach and sending it to the large and small intestines at one time, and then completing a beautiful excretion action."

"Although it is extremely corrosive in their world, the oxygen used as stomach acid is not a threat to many races in our world, but the physical damage caused to the stronghold by the process of excretion alone is enough to destroy their stronghold's gravitational adsorption system. The stronghold caused a devastating blow, but the question is, where does our laxative come from? There are not many laxatives in the second galaxy that can guarantee the effect on the oxygen-carrying giant."

"Look... Is that okay?" Mo Lan stretched out her hand and pointed to the outside of the bridge, inside the invisible force field of the Rent, and everyone could see the large billboard above the hull, which continuously played the advertisements of Fang Geli's laxatives.

"...The principle of Van Geli's laxative is to use nano-robots and a general-purpose irritating liquid to force the stomach to move at a high speed to complete the purpose of rapid ejection, so it can work on most creatures. If we can get Van Geli Diet It is quite feasible to spray a large amount of puree into its stomach before encapsulation." Endas said seriously, "But the question is, where do we get so much puree?"

"This is easy to handle." Wei Luo thought about it beside him: "Fangli Company has discussed the issue of naming with us. If we agree to name the name now and get the required dose of puree, it shouldn't be a problem."

Upon hearing this, En Daxing folded his body and nodded: "In this case, we have two last questions. First, after rushing into the [Giant Tomb] star, there are also many ships responsible for guarding outside the stronghold. We How to get out alive from being intercepted by ships staying inside and outside the planet's atmosphere?"

"The second question is that to maintain the integrity of the excreted crystals, the internal and external sphincters of the oxygen-carrying behemoth are very relaxed during excretion, and there may be many fish that slipped through the net and survived the impact. How to solve this? "

"I have solutions to these two problems, don't worry." Mo Lan's tone was mysterious, and the riddle was humane: "The means of the descendant cannot be estimated by ordinary people's reasoning."

During this time, Xing Ji had been standing blankly beside the three people who were discussing enthusiastically. It was only when everyone was making a decision to go back to get the jetpack of the jet fighter that the tail feathers under her skirt fluttered back and forth twice in a daze.

"...Eh?"

Back to the present, the stomach of the oxygen-carrying behemoth is in the midst of extremely violent vibrations, and the stronghold of the emerald green passage is like a model of a building group touched by a hydraulic machine, disintegrating in despair in the peristaltic waves formed by the lubricating fluid. Rush toward the intestines.

Desperate cries came from all directions of the stronghold. After the artificial gravity was destroyed, the pirates in the stronghold had no way to go to the sky, and had no way to go to the ground. The slap turned into broken meatloaf, and those who were lucky, were squeezed by the stomach wall and bounced hundreds of meters into the air, then fell to the ground, smashed to pieces, and completed the Flying Superman before death dream.

Under the huge earthquake, the only thing that remained basically intact was the reinforced bunker located in the center of the entire stronghold, but even this throne that belonged to the head of the group [Qiwan] brother, was under the desire of jetting, like a torrent in a tsunami. A lonely boat swayed wildly.

At this moment, Qiwan suddenly had a very absurd feeling.

He has considered the situation where the shell of the giant beast is breached, the situation where the enemy has infiltrated, the situation where the enemy ship jumps directly into the body of the giant beast, and even the situation where someone cuts off the oxygen production of the giant beast with oxygen, but he forgot One thing, this giant beast, which has been in a long sleep since he discovered it, is almost indistinguishable from a dead thing... is a fucking shit.

what does this look likeAccording to Qiwan's understanding, this is like in "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng", Ximen Chuuxue and Baiyun City Lord Ye Gucheng had a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City, but Ximen Chuuxue drove an Optimus Prime to kill Ye Gucheng the day before the decisive battle , Incidentally fired two intercontinental missiles towards Baiyun City, did not follow the routine at all, and even ordered the table before the start of the game.

But even so, the pirate master maintained his basic rationality. He waved his hand in the huge earthquake, and shouted at the messy pirates who fell in the bunker: "Let all the fleets outside take off and blast me!" After the broken guard, the rest follow me through the tunnel!"

"Captain, the tunnel was cut off by the stomach wall!"

"Hey, what about the fleet? Let the fleet outside take it down first! Call the emergency force I deployed earlier!"

"Regiment commander, the fleet..." In the storm, the cadre in charge of contacting the outside world looked pale (although he himself is a white fox).

"...It's all over."

When the Advertisement Space Rent (the current official name has become [Van Geli Gastrointestinal]) sprays Gutsin at the jet warrior oxygen-carrying behemoth, whether it is in low-earth orbit or the surrounding surface guard ships The weapon aimed at the constantly spraying Anorectal Master battleship, but just as the first ship was trying to launch to the ground, a giant device in the atmosphere suddenly burst into a gust of wind that swept across the entire planet.

[Atmospheric anti-shock device], the purpose is to use the magic engine of the wind element to control the outward impact of the atmosphere, directly shatter the oscillation stabilizer of the ship in the low-earth orbit range, and then use the same method to make it difficult for the universe that is difficult to fly out of the stabilizer to fly in the atmosphere. The spaceship smashed into the ground.

Since this planetary defense weapon does not distinguish between friend and foe, it is usually used when the planet is isolated and needs to be rescued. It can also counterattack the orbital bombing fleet when there is no friendly fleet around the planet. For pirates, they will only In the second case use this magical technological creation.

But now from the low-earth orbit to the atmosphere, except for the Renyu, which is jetting, the remaining ships... are all the ships of the emerald channel itself.

When the atmospheric anti-shock device was activated, Renzui quickly landed on the ground, and changed from a flat angle launch to an elevation angle jet, which had no effect on the injection of Gut Spirit, but the ships in the air had already lost before the pilot could react. Losing his balance, he fell from the sky towards the ground.

Without the protection of the vibration stabilizer, the ships swept down by the energy of the wind element rubbed against the atmosphere and burned. Looking around, the ships falling from the sky are like burning meteors, colliding with each other in the air and turning into bursts. The sparks, shattered fragments hit other ships, and countless fragments splashed in all directions, like a rain of doomsday fire. The ships fell to the ground covered by steel wreckage, and returned to the place where they once slept in the shock.

At this moment, the stronghold of the emerald passage has passed through the large intestine, and is gliding towards the anus at a high speed.

Relying on the powerful armor worn on their bodies, Qiwan and his cadre brothers barely survived (physically) in the hardest bunker, but even though the body is alive, there is a part of Qiwan's soul, which is related to this The strongholds on the upper and lower bends of the large intestine disappeared forever.

why?

The pirates have already relied on the technology dug up from the Eve of Star Wars series ships to completely decipher all the encryption of the atmospheric anti-shock device, and changed the trigger command to a one-way link. In this world, except for the trigger in its pocket, it should be No one can trigger it is.

Why... this ship that sprays cathartics, can it be activated?

Timid Bay's question is very reasonable. His setting of the atmospheric anti-shock device is safe enough that even if the Theocracy's military comes, there will be no remote assistance from the Pope and his personal guards. way to open the instrument.

But there is one exception.

In the information manual of the [stellaris-X] universe inside Starchaser, there is such a paragraph in the records about the Star Fox Theocracy.

[In past experience, many empires, kingdoms, organizations and other forces managed by Star Chaser members have the risk of being infiltrated by escapees or even [nothing]. They will tamper with and use important facilities within the forces to Disintegrate the power of users in multiple directions. In order to avoid this situation, strategic weapons such as the atmospheric anti-shock device belonging to the Star Fox Theocracy, the main guns of ships above the battleship level, and the Colossus weapon switch in the experiment have an optimal The bottom layer, the wake-up code hidden in it by means of endless points, the code is as follows...]

[The star chaser makes physical contact with the instrument that emits the code, and after the code is remotely sent to the surroundings of the above-mentioned weapon, the endless point casting facility hidden inside will take over all control systems to prevent it from being used by hostile forces.This is a move that requires a foundation of trust, but the lessons we have learned from countless battles tell us that the most trustworthy star chaser...is always another star chaser. 】

[Fortunately, none of the star chasers has ever failed this trust. 】

With the help of this underlying code, Mo Lan took away the control authority of the atmospheric anti-shock device, and solved most of the garrison fleets around the Tomb Star at one time, and those pirates stationed in other areas far away from the Tomb Star, etc. They came back and it was over two or three times.This is also the core reason why Mo Lan dared to adopt this tactic.

Qiwan naturally didn't know that there was such a thing. At this moment, they could only drift with the excrement in the bunker, waiting to be ejected from the body by the giant oxygen-carrying beast.

For them, the last piece of good news is that the internal and external sphincters of the oxygen-carrying behemoth seem to be relaxed during excretion, and they will be excreted relatively safely. At that time, those who have found a support point and survived like themselves The pirates still have at least one or two thousand, and they still have the opportunity to drive the ships that have not had time to take off to fight back.