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But in the wild environment of the Kouhu Kingdom, which is not considered a rule at all, this card can become a very useful shocker!

"I will equip [Broken Bamboo Light] on your [Earth Star Swordsman]!"

Equipped with a magic card, it can be used against enemy monsters.

And when Mo Lan yelled these words, the broken wooden sword flew out from the magic card on his field, and flew to the opponent's invisible Schrödinger monster, and then fixed on its body, becoming A broken sword hanging in the air.

"Ox Demon!" Mo Lan shouted immediately, "Aim at the area where the broken sword is, and attack that monster!"

That's right, at this moment, Mo Lan provided a target for his monster to hit through the [Broken Bamboo Light].

It is the ability of a transparent person to make his own monster transparent and enter the gap between existence and non-existence, but the [Broken Bamboo Light] magic card itself is on Mo Lan's field, and it is Mo Lan's card. They will be assimilated by the power of the transparent man, but will in turn attach to his monsters, confirming their existence so that they can be observed by Mo Lan's monsters, and collapse into the only confirmed form of [existence]. Once it comes, Mo Lan's monster can attack it.

The best way to deal with the pseudoscience of gossip is even more far-fetched pseudoscience of gossip.

Guided by [Broken Bamboo Light], the bull demon in front of Mo Lan raised the trident in his hand high, and thrust it in the general direction of the enemy!

After this blow, there was no sound, but the floating Bamboo Light Broken Sword disintegrated and disappeared without a sound, indicating that its wearer had been defeated, and disappeared into transparent and soundless fragments.

This time the field is a non-attribute normal field, and the values ​​of the monsters on both sides have not changed. The attack power of the earth star swordsman is 500, and the attack power of the bull devil is 1800. Calculate the difference, which is 1300 points.

Today's transparent man has 700 HP left, and the [Broken Bamboo Light] has disappeared, that is to say, Mo Lan has to find a way to find the next way to force the transparent man monster to appear. According to Mo Lan's speculation, his original card There must be a tongue-in-cheek strategy in the group that can achieve this goal again, but...he didn't want to think about it.

After drawing more than ten cards, Mo Lan drew out a magic card that she had chosen in the stage of three selections after defeating [Insect Feather Moth], and directly slapped it on the field.

"I'm showing an attack...fucking monsters summoned too much, it's easy to say...I activate the magic card [Day and Night's Big Fire]!"

The card surface of this magic card is very simple, it is a wooden house being burned by fire, and its effect is also simple and rude: give the opponent 800 damage points.

In the early days of Yu-Gi-Oh, there were many simple magic cards that directly caused damage to the enemy, but later, due to the huge amount of blood (initially 8000), and the LP blood resource in the game Status is not as important as Hearthstone and other similar games, so these simple direct damage magic cards become very useless in the later stage, and few people will add them to the deck.

But under the rules of Duel Kingdom with 2000 LP points, this thing is very bloody. You must know that even under the 4000 LP rules of the simplified Yu-Gi-Oh game "Duel Link", the damage of many direct damage effects must be reduced. Half-converted, 2000 full direct damage at 800 HP is indeed a very fierce face-slapping artifact.

The moment Mo Lan took this card, raging flames soared into the sky on the enemy's dueling platform, and finally a blurry figure was outlined in the middle of the dueling platform. The next moment, this figure disappeared, and the other The blood volume of the LP next to it was reduced to 0 points in the flames.

"Schrödinger's transparent man's LP is reset to zero, and the duelist Mo Lan wins this match!"

Accompanied by the old referee's declaration of victory, Mo Lan didn't waste time, but immediately sorted out her deck, clicked on the same three-choice interface as before, found a card that fit her goal, and added it to the own deck.

In the previous two duels, Mo Lan did not use the designated card drawing opportunities given to him by the system, just to accumulate them to the finals to take off in a wave. Now, there is only one semi-final battle left for this goal. up.

Using the skip function to skip the garbage time, Mo Lan immediately fast-forwarded to the start of the semi-finals. He stretched his waist, stretched his neck, which was not actually stiff, and looked at his opponent in the semi-finals .

…and standing opposite is a penguin.

In the previous duel, Mo Lan saw this penguin in the auditorium next to him, but he did not expect it to become his opponent in the final four. The appearance of this penguin is all black and white, with a The blue nightcap, with a goose wing extending to the beak, looks natural and cute, harmless to humans and animals.

"Hello." The penguin waved its wings to Mo Lan with a blushing face, and jumped up and down twice. "My name is Doudou, the Doudou of Pea! Please take care of me when we fight!"

Mo Lan glanced at the schedule of the duel contest. The thing on the opposite side is called [Rogue Penguin Doudou]. A crumb penguin that hides deeply.

In the original game of Yu-Gi-Oh, there is a whole set of monster cards of the Penguin series, which may be used by the opponent, but in Mo Lan’s impression, the monster cards of the Penguin series are either effect monsters and none of them are too powerful. Strong, or it is an ordinary monster with a relatively rigid description and little space for a mustache. What kind of waves can such a deck make in the mustache environment of the Duel Kingdom?

Although I don't know where the enemy might be stronger, one thing is certain: with the lessons learned from the transparent man, any original enemy must not be underestimated.

"...duel!"

This time, Mo Lan was still the first to attack. Mo Lan glanced at the cards in her hand, selected a monster card, and slapped it on the dueling stage.

"I summon [Claw Killer] in attack gesture!"

A demon monster in a purple robe, with a steel mask, and thick and long steel claws appeared in Mo Lan's formation. This monster is the [high-end power] in Mo Lan's card group, and its attack power is [full There are as many as 1000, which is already a rare existence in Mo Lan's lineup.

The rest of the cards in his hand were all useless monster cards. Mo Lan glanced at them and ended the round helplessly.

"Then..." Penguin Doudou on the opposite side rubbed his sleepy face, took off the nightcap on his head, put it aside neatly, turned his head, climbed onto the dueling platform, and looked at Mo Lan.

"It's Lao Tzu's turn next, Zha Zhong!"

In an instant, Doudou's eyes, which had been squinting all the time, opened to the maximum. The eyeballs almost protruded out of the eye sockets. They were bloodshot and seemed to be in an extremely excited state. The originally cute face was also occupied by messy lines. , looks not much better than Malik's Yan Yi.

Regarding this, Mo Lan's face and heart didn't fluctuate at all.

"I summon [Penguin Knight] in attack gesture!"

Doudou uttered a sharp and strange cry similar to the villain of Beidou Shenquan animation, but did not take any monster cards on the field, but did something that made Mo Lan almost flip the table.

The penguin took two steps back, turned around, groped up and down the backpack that had been placed by the dueling stage at some point behind its back, and then found out a pair of shoulder armor and a gun that matched the size of the penguin. big sword.

With a serious face, Doudou put the shoulder armor on her shoulders, turned her head and clasped the big sword tightly in her hand, swung it twice, turned around, jumped onto the dueling platform, and then from the dueling platform...

Jumped into the venue!

At this moment, Mo Lan saw the attack and defense values ​​of Doudou, the attack power was 900, and the defense power was 800, which were the attack and defense data of [Penguin Knight].

"My mother?" Even though she was mentally prepared, Mo Lan was still overwhelmed by the operation of these gangsters, "You summon yourself?"

"Yes, otherwise?" Penguin Doudou looked serious, "In the original Yu-Gi-Oh DM animation, there is a plot where the duelists of the tomb guards summon themselves. I reproduce the classic, why not?"

"Then he has the same card in his hand?" Mo Lan was startled, "What do you mean by calling a card that is not in your hand? And the human penguin knight's hair is dark blue. Se, you are a black and white penguin, can this also be attached?"

"Didn't you already say that the extreme blue is thick black, and the sea is also the same." Doudou said solemnly: "This world is vast, and you still need to witness more, duelist."

"No, I don't want to witness this kind of mustache technique under any circumstances..."

"It's useless to say more, the battle stage!" Doudou's eyes widened suddenly, swung the long sword in his hand, and rushed towards the [Claw Killer] in Mo Lan's field!

"Suffer to death, devil!"

"Brother, my attack power is 100 higher than yours..." Mo Lan stopped mid-sentence.

On the field, Mo Lan's Claw Killer saw the enemy attacking, and immediately stretched out his retractable and long claws, one left and one right, and grabbed the penguin knight's forehead fiercely, but saw the bean Dou didn't dodge or dodge, and went straight to meet the attack. The giant sword in his hand shifted left and right, and shook a pair of sharp claws away. Taking advantage of this opportunity, his fat and short body slid a sliding shovel to the crotch of the claw killer. , the giant sword slashed violently, and when he stood up again, the Claw Killer's abdomen had already been cut by a huge gap, and he slumped to the street and turned into pieces.

At the same time, Mo Lan's LP decreased by 200, which means that in the battle just now, this Doudou increased his attack power to 1200 points.

"Why are you talking nonsense?" By now, Mo Lan no longer had the strength to criticize.

"Tut tsk tsk." Doudou returned to her field with the sword in hand, and gently shook her wings: "This is [technique]!"

"Same as [martial arts], [technique] is the [technique] that enables the weak to defeat the strong, and turns headwinds into tailwinds!"

"Mo Lan, have you heard the story of [Eating, Sleeping and Beating Doudou]?"

"It's a very, very old joke about a reporter traveling to the South Pole to interview a colony of penguins."

"The reporter found a penguin and asked it [what do you do every day?], and the penguin replied [eating, sleeping and hitting Doudou]..."

"The reporter is very strange. It is only natural to eat and sleep, but what is the explanation for this [beating Doudou]?"

"While at a loss, the reporter interviewed the local penguins one after another in the spirit of rigorous documentary interviews, but they all got the same answers, [eating], [sleeping], and [beating Doudou]..."

"With deep doubts, the reporter was about to leave, but saw a little penguin with its head drooping in an inconspicuous corner. He conducted the last interview and asked [what do you do every day?] "

"What about the answer? The answer is 【eat, sleep.】"

"The reporter was amazed and asked him: 'Why don't you hit the peas?'"

"So, the penguin looked up, broke down and cried, 'Because I'm Doudou'!"

Speaking of this, a crystal teardrop flowed from the corner of Penguin Doudou's eyes.

"Everyone treats this story as a joke, but for me, for me [Doudou], it is a complete tragedy. In that desperate ice field, I endured the bullying of evil penguins every day, Everyone regards "beating Doudou" as a matter of course like eating and sleeping, and no penguin has ever pity me. Everyone says "beating Doudou", who can relieve Doudou's heart?"

"Finally, amid repeated bullying, I awakened!"

"If no one saves me, I will save myself! The Buddha will not save me, so I will go to the Buddha!"

Doudou turned around and brushed back the fur on her back, allowing Mo Lan to see the red tattooed word [Shame] on its skin.

Doudou raised the big sword in his hand: "The so-called knowing shame and then being brave, I carried the shame on my back, practiced swordsmanship hard for several years, strengthened my body, and endured countless hardships. Become the master of that ice field in the limit of challenge!"

"I am a warrior who has overcome suffering and sorrow. The difference in attack power is mere 100 points. My skills and my struggle are enough to allow me to overcome it easily! Don't underestimate the willpower of creatures, user!"

"..."

Mo Lan was silent for a second, then raised her head and said:

"Brother, I am very moved by your story. Anti-bullying is an important problem that the whole world is focusing on. We should indeed go all out and contribute our Weibo strength to this cause. This is undoubtedly the right thing to do. .”

"but……"

Mo Lan threw her cards on the dueling stage: "What the hell does it have to do with you ignoring the rules in playing cards! You play King Bomb opposite Doudizhu, you play a 3 of hearts, say The three hearts above are the souls of our three players, which indicates our mutual understanding, and our heart of kindness, so you can care about the difference between your king bombs? One yard for one yard, okay? You are so inspirational Are you going to be a fighting game player? After the game, we can still ask for help, why don’t we just play cards? You have insulted Yu-Gi-Oh’s 34-year history, and I want you to correct it immediately!”

"It's useless to talk, what monster do you have, just use it!" Penguin Doudou took out a card from the pouch on his stomach, and turned into a penguin with two long electric whips beside him: " I summoned myself as a special summon, and now I will normally summon a [Electric Shock Penguin]! It's your turn!"

"Okay, I won't play this game of cards with you anymore!" Entering her turn, Mo Lan drew a card, then put the card into the pants bag under the cloak, and shouted: "I summon you as an attack signal!" 【Assassin】!"

[Assassin] is a normal five-star warrior monster with an attack power of 1700. Naturally, there is no such card in Mo Lan's deck.

but……

[Assassin] Katu is an assassin wearing a cloak and holding a dagger.

But at this moment, Mo Lan was wearing the [Rampaging Cloak], holding the [Gardener's Grafting Knife] tightly, descending from the sky, and suddenly rolled into the field!

Mo Lan also summoned himself!

"The cloak of [Assassin] is black, you are blue!" Doudou said just now, but immediately smiled self-deprecatingly: "Tsk... Black is also blue when it is reversed to the extreme, right?"

"That's right." Mo Lan threw up the grafting knife in his hand, "Since you don't follow the morals of the world (referring to the master's rules), then we simply don't play any cards!"

"Well said!" Doudou threw his own card on the ground, and summoned a [Electric Shock Penguin] and a [Penguin Soldier]: "Let's see who has the bond with the card spirit." Go deeper!"

"It's been less than half an hour since I found this deck, but it's not a problem!" Mo Lan threw the three monster cards in his hand on the ground, "I summon [Laughing Flower], [Earth Binding Spirit] ], 【Wrist of the Dead】!"

Under Mo Lan's shouts, a green flower with a strange smile appeared on the field beside him. The Laughing Flower, which was several times more disgusting than the Yanyi flower in the legend, suddenly appeared in front of him. Beside her, there are two pink petals on her head for embellishment, resembling double ponytails.It was the seemingly useless card [Laughing Flower] mentioned at the beginning, a plant-type monster with only 900 attack power.As for the other two, although there was light on the field, they were not seen.

"Both of you have to work hard, show your strength!!" the protagonist of the original game Yugi Muto shouted.

"Come on, Mo Lan, let me, Mrs. Yu, see your fighting strength with real knives and guns!"

Since the rules have been completely thrown out of the blue by the one person and one goose on the duel stage, no one on the field still cares about the limit that one round can only be summoned normally. Including the original protagonist, all audiences seamlessly switched to watch The fun mentality of the boxing match is very embarrassing.

"Okay, since both sides have brave fighters, then we..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Just as Penguin Doudou was about to say something, his voice was overwhelmed by a burst of frenzy, like the magic laughter of Director Jin’s classic doubled PLUS version of laughter, which seemed to be the audio of all the famous laughter in the world. Together, straight to the earholes of the penguins!

Beside Mo Lan, the [Laughing Flower], which looked useless before, was laughing wildly up to the sky, making a soul-destroying loud noise!

[Laughing Flower], usually a monster, description: a flower that is always smiling.If you keep listening to its laughter, your mind will become confused.

Under the frantic laughter of this laughing flower, Penguin Doudou and his penguin teammates felt dizzy for a while. The armor prevents them from attaching their wings to the ear holes, or their hands are simply two electric whips (to shock penguins), and raising their hands has no other use except to whip themselves.

As for Mo Lan?

Don't ask, it means that there is no friendly army damage.