How Did It Become a River Crab?

This is so fucking weird, Mo Lan can explain it herself, Siyingjie, a junior, is not from Huaxia, he has never heard such embarrassing old jokes, and it is impossible for him to have any outdated concepts in his mind. Can be controlled by embarrassing cancer?

"You must be thinking now, why am I not so awkward, but me and my summons can be embarrassed?" In the distorted time, Yixing Wei said seriously: "The reason couldn't be simpler, because this radio It's a blue prop, and its full name is [Emotional Rich Radio]..."

"It can automatically identify and analyze the emotions that may be conveyed by the audio put into it, and after fine-tuning, it releases the emotions contained in it geometrically when it is played, allowing the surrounding creatures to be forcibly instilled and feel these emotions."

"In this case, even if you just feel a little embarrassed, you will be forced to amplify by the tape recorder, so that you can be on the spot. Your summons, as long as they can feel a little awkward from the awkward canned laughter and accent , will also be imprisoned by this force, unable to move."

"Unless some creature is dumb enough to be driven crazy by such awkward corny jokes and voice overs that completely counteract the awkward power from the radio, every action of yours will be delayed by several seconds, blue quality Although the effect of the consumable [Embarrassing Cancer Spray] is only 35 seconds, it is enough to kill me..."

"puff……"

At this moment, a low laugh interrupted Omina Yixing's words.

"Ok?"

Dazed at the fact that there is an enemy to talk to at this moment, Yixing Mouse frowned, and turned his attention to the laughing master.

It's little brother.

The fire-breathing dragon stood there dumbfounded, but it just let out a low laugh, and then slowly raised its head.

"... Ho Ho Ho Ho! (Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-)"

"???"

Under Wei Yixing's blank gaze, the little brother beat his chest and stamped his feet on the spot, bursting into laughter, "Roar (one more, one more!)"

"The second joke: A nurse walked into the liver patient's room and found the patient drinking and smoking. She frowned and said: Be careful! The patient put down the drink and replied: Baby!"

"Ho Ho Ho Ho (hahahahaha I can't do it anymore I'm going to die laughing hahahahahahaha——)"

"..." Looking at the little brother who was laughing and moving freely, the last name Yixing was at a loss for a moment, then turned to look at Mo Lan.

"Brother, you fire-breathing dragon...is your character [naive]?"

After a few seconds of delay, Mo Lan nodded sympathetically.

"GG."

18 seconds later, Yixing, the last name, died amidst the canned laughter. With even one move, the chino chinchilla's skull was blown away.

As a member of Fifty Beasts and Star Chaser, Yixing Weiming is pretty good, but as it said, in the process of fighting Qiuli Gaojiang, a fierce general, Yiming Weiming has already consumed a lot of energy. resources, so that when facing Mo Lan, there were not enough resources to fight against the full lineup of Summoning Star Chasers. In the end, because the resources were exhausted and the blood volume was crippled, he died due to the pure [innocence] of the little brother. ...

With all members surviving, Mo Lan advanced to the third round of the quarterfinals.

That being said, the situation of Mo Lan's summoning team is not optimistic after sending away the must-hit squirrel tail star. Although its high-speed star is too greedy or has limited ability The must-hit attack is very rainy and dewy. Firstly, Mo Lan did not have any summons out of the game. Second, it also led to the bloodline of all Mo Lan's summons being unhealthy. Under the indiscriminate bombardment of forts and stars, no units The blood volume is more than half, and the little old girl with the most fragile overall blood volume has only 13% blood skin left, and the overall condition is not healthy.

Looking at it this way, the importance of continuous healing summons is self-evident. Before, the overall intensity of the battle was low, and most of the teammates couldn't feel it. Only now did I realize that for Mo Lan's squad, which is fighting in the summoning squad. It is said that there is an efficient way to maintain the blood line of the whole regiment, which is really the top priority.

For the sake of the nanny, and for the fifth person of the junior generation, this group arena must continue to win!

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"Congratulations on defeating the [Defiant Master], receiving the data of your next opponent..."

On the other battlefield facing Mo Lan, Han Mingxi let out a long breath, and his eyes stayed in the direction where the powerful enemy dissipated in front of him.

For Han Mingxi, the two previous Star Chaser arena matches were without a doubt the most exciting and difficult battles he has ever fought in his entire "Endless Space" career.

The enemy in the first game is called Li En, a non-player user. Compared with players, users are better than players at the third level, instead of having two sets of mechanisms when they are at the fourth level.

This user named Li En has both the game king [Blue-Eyes White Dragon] and the protagonist [Rambo] in the movie "First Blood". A Blue-Eyes White Dragon puts its mouth on a transport tube. , the can was inserted into the heavy machine gun held by Dragon Claw, which was bigger than a truck, and he used his [Destroy Jet White Light] as a machine gun bullet to bombard indiscriminately, rounding it up equal to firing his own phlegm, and shooting at Han Mingxi's body head-on, He was very passionate, and in the end, because the blue-eyed white dragon sprayed too much, and his voice was hoarse, he was taken away by Han Mingxi's Punisher Cannon on the spot.

The enemy in the second game [Defiant Master] was even more outrageous, she looked like a gentle and elegant girl, her name was very unsuitable... Originally, Han Mingxi thought so, but he found this out a second after the start of the battle The name is more than not against harmony, it is simply apt and cannot be more apt.

At the beginning of the battle, the lady raised her hands high, letting her hands stretch wildly towards the sky like Luffy until they were about a thousand meters long like two sky-reaching spears, holding two drills at Han at a distance of one kilometer. The clear body drills fiercely, a master against the sky, worthy of the name.

In addition to this trick, there are also silt tactics such as tying up the body in the shape of noodles with both hands and blasting the hammer on the ground, ultra-long-distance hand jumping, and lifting a giant spinning top with a radius of 1000 meters with both hands sideways. His head was full of sacks. If he hadn't been skilled and quick-witted, he might have been sent to the floor by this master, and he would have left the stage with regret.

However, even if he won this round, Han Mingxi knew that he would not be able to appoint the next round.

After two bloody battles, Han Mingxi now has less than 50% of his health, only 22% of his mech durability, all maintenance tools and powerful shells, and weapons have been used up. Dry, unless the next opponent is a more miserable disability than him, otherwise Han Mingxi has no way to win.

That's right, I didn't expect to be able to win the championship at the beginning, at least the quarterfinals, at least there is a consolation prize, the last battle, I will go all out!

Thinking so, Han Mingxi solemnly patted his steel partner beside him.

"The final battle... I leave it to you, [Thunder God]!"

Han Mingxi of ID [King of Han] stared at the tall Thor Mecha in front of him, his tone full of fighting spirit and passion.

"The reception is complete. Before 121 seconds, the player [Tail Name One Star] was defeated by the player [Mo Lan], and [Mo Lan] will become your next opponent."

Come on though, no matter who the enemy is, I will fight until...

and many more……

This ID is... kind of...

What the hell!

When the short break was over and Mo Lan met King Han who was driving the Thor Mech, Mo Lan sighed softly.

"The last time we met, I was in the PVP of the fourth dungeon, right? Little Technician Han, how are you doing recently?"

The moment he heard the name [Han Wang], Mo Lan, who had a good memory, remembered that this person was the one who drove the [Mini Thor] in Mo Lan's 10 PVP games, and was shot by Mo Lan with a [Thor Slaughter Arrow] The tragic brother who was blown up on the spot.

Time has changed, the small miniature Thor at the time has grown into a big kid now, and judging by its size, it is at least four or five times heavier.

"...Will that arrow pay off the debt?" King Han's tone was trembling, and he couldn't even pronounce the words clearly.

"As I said when I met you before." Mo Lan slowly and slowly pulled out a slender and hard arrow from her lower body.

"Life...is really full of coincidences."

"WDNM!"

King Han's loud shouts sounded from Thor's loudspeaker, and behind the broken Thor, the six additional propellers installed by Han Wang himself suddenly burst out with dazzling blue light, and the entire Thor mecha was like a meteorite flying on the ground , rushed towards Mo Lan!

Mo Lan immediately threw out the [Thunder God Slaughter Arrow], and saw the arrow go straight forward in mid-air, hitting the attacking Thor Mech without any delay. Started to disintegrate, shatter.

In fact, for the current stage of Thor, the damage that [Thor Slaughter Arrow] can cause is no longer as good as when it could be instantly killed. Now this arrow can only cause 40% damage to King Han's Thor at most, but King Han's body now only has 20% blood, so he can only play GG regrettably.

But just when Mo Lan thought that King Han would wither, he discovered that the Thunder God Mecha was still rushing towards him!

"Didn't expect that, Mo Lan!" King Han laughed in the cockpit full of sparks, bleeding like a male protagonist whose residual blood erupted in the last episode of a machine combat animation: "Since being shot to death by an arrow last time, I...have installed a perfect self-explosion function on Thor! Come die with me, crab..."

"call out--"

There was a sound of rocket propulsion ejection, and a large rocket propeller suddenly appeared under the straight-forward Thor mecha, and the whole mecha rushed diagonally upwards, and finally flew to a height of [-] meters. The sky exploded into a posse of gorgeous fireworks.

Putting down the [Takeoff Ring], Mo Lan straightened her crab chest and raised her claws, saluting like Jerry who released Tom in an episode of "Tom and Jerry".

Goodbye, brave Mech Warrior Han Wang, looking forward to meeting next time!

"Congratulations on defeating [Han Wang], and you are receiving the data of your next opponent. You finished the battle earlier than the other group, please take a short rest."

"...The reception is complete, the player [I'm not a pervert] was defeated by the player [Wuhu Takeoff], and [Wuhu Takeoff] will become your next opponent."

After the rest time, Mo Lan was teleported to the battlefield of the semi-finals, and the enemy in front of him...

It is an apple tree.

That's right, it's a very ordinary apple tree, with nothing special about its outline, height, or color. It stands very ordinary [-] meters away from Molan. If there is anything strange, it is that apple The apples on the tree were quite large and perfectly shaped, in line with everything people know about red apples.

Mo Lan said a few rubbish words and wanted to see the situation on the other side, but what was surprising was that even with the [Explanation Force Field], the apple tree on the opposite side did not respond at all, which was extremely Buddhist.

With an ominous premonition, Mo Lan ushered in the signal to start the war.

At the moment of the battle, Mo Lan didn't summon the rest of the summons who were in poor condition except for the little old bean who was inherited by the status. He just put down the Zzlot portal and started hoarding the void beasts, preparing to take a look at the details of the opposite side.

But at this moment, Mo Lan was suddenly stunned.

He found that the other side was gone.

What about the enemy?

Here... there is only one apple tree?

Could it be the stealth system?But unless he is a permanently invisible unit, there is a high probability that I can see his invisible movements first, but there is nothing here except two apple trees?

Mo Lan was vigilant, so she pre-painted the [Aphotic Shield] on herself, let the spawned Void Beast guard her and Xiao Laodou, glanced at the three apple trees, and began to look for the enemy's traces.

But no matter how Mo Lan searched and how vigilant he was, there was nothing else on the field except those ten apple trees.

On the second day without time to post, sad, sad, asking for a monthly ticket

Chapter 690 Apple Tree

Not right.

Dozens of seconds passed, and the field was still like this. Except for the more than 30 apple trees as decorations, there was only silence, no enemy attack, not even a little movement that represented the existence of the enemy.

Regardless of whether the enemy is stealth or has any props that can reduce his sense of existence, the silence has reached a somewhat paradoxical level. Mo Lan remembers the ID, [Wuhu Takeoff] is a player before the closed beta. He has disappeared for so long. Maybe it's just fishing in situ.

Mo Lan narrowed her eyes, thought for a moment, and opened something.

This thing is called [record board]...

This is not a prop or skill, but a tool that comes with the system. Its purpose is very simple. Players can put their to-do items, inspiration, ideas and other words on it to plan their actions in the dungeon. You can also paint and draw on it, make some tactical arrangements and the like, and turn it into a whiteboard, blackboard, display screen, etc. for the surrounding players to watch. The player [abcd] in the gold coupon of the dungeon before the brave is relying on this, come Arranging tactics for the other three teammates.

Mo Lan doesn't use this thing much, but he also knows that this kind of thing that is independent of the game system has an advantage, that is, it is extremely difficult to be affected by various abilities and props in the game. Notepad, no matter how happy you are in the game, the boss is unlikely to rush out of the window and tear up the notepad next door. Even those meta games that focus on [breaking the fourth wall] can rarely do it. to this point.

Mo Lan opened the notepad, circled around the surrounding environment, and wrote [more than 50 apple trees, whiteboard field] on it, a few words, and then began to recall his previous three battles.

In the first match, against 【Forbidden Matryoshka】, the enemy is a multi-layered Matryoshka player, and the whiteboard field...

In the second round, against [Tail Name One Star], the enemy was a rat who used the must-hit skill of [High-Speed ​​Star] to perfection, on a whiteboard field...

In the third match, [King of Han], Thunder God's massacre arrows flew into the air, and the blank board field...

...where's the apple tree?

Why are there no apple trees in the first three games?

Mo Lan immediately realized that, apart from the battle in front of him, where there were more than 70 apple trees, there were no such background props in the first three battles...