How Did It Become a River Crab?

"...I finally came to my senses." Abcd looked at the elegant and easy-going fire-breathing dragon sitting cross-legged in front of him, and let out a long sigh: "I was still thinking about the loophole in this rule, but now I understand it. There are indeed no loopholes in the rules of the game, the problem is..."

"It doesn't stipulate that the BOSS outside the game can't directly attack the players of the game!" abcd beat his chest, "Damn chicken, I figured it out, the essence of this style of play is not to win the fighting game, but to try every means to resist the spray The interference of the fire dragon, on the premise that it cannot kill the character we control, kill the character it plays!"

"This is not a fighting game competition at all, it's a fun show of TM grabbing handles and blasting hammers!"

And to snatch the handle from a fire-breathing dragon that can send the player flying more than ten feet away with a punch, or prevent it from stealing the player's handle... How easy is it?

"Such a hell?" The little policewoman who had just been embedded in the wall said angrily, "It doesn't talk about martial arts, and we don't talk about Jianghu morality, captain, try not playing games, use our unity and wisdom Wisdom beat him!"

Driven by anger, the players chose not to play the game in a fit of righteous indignation. After the first team wiped out, after studying the video for 10 minutes and writing a whiteboard mechanism introduction, the four players were silent for a long time and started discussing again. The way to win this fighting game.

Surprisingly, after more than ten minutes of tactical meetings, the team found that their tactical thinking had made great progress after experiencing the baptism of the first three bosses, and they won this happy show of grabbing handles , seems not impossible.

Soon, they re-elected abcd as the contestant against the little brother game.

This time, abcd held the handle with a solemn expression, waiting for the countdown of the game.

At the moment when the game counted down to [1], the Charizard only felt darkness in front of him!

Behind it, the little policewoman who had changed into a stinky mud body directly opened her body and wrapped it around its head suddenly. The crazy chasing boy rushed forward in three or two steps, and took out thirteen flashing lights from his backpack. He flicked the pull ring and threw it on the face of the fire-breathing dragon, abcd got up and picked up the wireless handle dropped by the fire-breathing dragon, turned around and ran, while Jian Yongyue carried the TV set and rushed into the sky with a light effort!

The fairy sleeping posture of the cat was photographed

There are a lot of things going on in the past few days, and I am already unconscious when I get home. Today's second update will be moved to tomorrow. Things will come to an end tomorrow afternoon, and the normal update rhythm can be resumed.

Chapter 670 Battle for the second handle

"Roar! (I f*ck!)"

The fire-breathing dragon uttered a national curse (referring to the fire-breathing dragon valley), and subconsciously stretched out its claws to pull off the little policewoman above his head, but at this moment, thirteen flash bombs hit the fire-breathing dragon's face Exploding one after another, the deadly thirteen flashes made this literal male fire dragon dizzy and fell into a short-term state of confusion.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jian Yongyue directly sent the TV set in front of the running abcd in mid-air. Abcd immediately faced the TV, controlled the handle he grabbed with one hand, and controlled Xanadu to walk in front of Xin Zhao who was controlled by him. The triple blow directly picked Xanadu out, drove him into the magma, and began to draw blood continuously.

Switching to most characters, if you stay in the magma for three seconds and don't jump out, you will be burned to death directly, but at this moment, abcd and others understand the real purpose of Charizard's choice of Xanadu.

In the game "Fantasy Fighting", each body (a name for optional characters in fighting games) has its own unique passive ability. For example, Kamen Rider V3 has a V3 turbo energy bar, and Xin Zhao has every three times Attacking a small amount of blood recovery, etc., the role of Xanadu comes with a [Super Defense Wall], the effect is to greatly reduce the damage caused by various terrain traps.

Therefore, it will take far more time than other characters to forcibly scald Xanadu to death with magma.

In the actual game, there are very few players taking damage from terrain traps, so players only discovered this now. Abcd immediately controlled Xin Zhao to stand on the edge of the screen, and stabbed Xanadu with a long-distance spear, hoping to speed up the damage process. , but at this moment, the fire-breathing dragon has recovered from the shock of the deadly thirteen flashes!

"Roar! (Die to me!)"

The fire-breathing dragon roared loudly, its claws clenched into fists, and raging flames shot up into the sky from between its claws, bombarding the little policewoman who was hiding in the upper body of her body. In an instant, the little policewoman's stinky muddy body burst into pieces , turned into a mass of torn mud, a head flew out, rolled a few times, and stopped moving in the corner.

After getting rid of the stinking full mud bath service, the Charizard aimed at abcd, its wings vibrated, and a translucent wind blade [Air Slash] shot out. Before abcd had time to react, both hands and the handle were cut to pieces on the spot , which means that from now on, the player's character can no longer be manipulated. Once he is knocked down by the magma, the players only have one possibility to GG on the spot.

Players cannot use active attacks to destroy the handle. To win this battle, the only way is to drag, either to find an opportunity to destroy the handle of the fire-breathing dragon with indirect means, or to drag until Xanadu’s blood bar is scalded by magma. 0, is the player's victory.

The little brother naturally knew this too, and immediately fluttered his wings and rushed to the sky, a [flame charge] turned into a fiery meteor, and rushed to the other handle on the ground, and at this moment, he lost his hands abcd kicked the handle out with a sliding shovel A few meters away, making it deviate from the direction of the fire-breathing dragon.

At the same time, Jian Yongyue put down the TV, raised her breath and lightened her body, and bypassed the fire-breathing dragon's flight path from above. The huge sword went from bottom to top, urging the Kuangfeng Kuaijian to turn around out of thin air with light work, and stabbed fiercely with the sword. Towards the little brother's back, just right before the tail and behind the lower abdomen!

Kuaifeng Kuaijian, see you below!

"Roar! (Humph?" Although the fire-breathing dragon does not have that organ, the fire-breathing dragon still let out an angry roar at this moment, and it smashed Jian Yongyue's blood volume with a flick of its tail. Half of it was thrown into the sky, with a huge sword stuck in its buttocks, and it flew towards the handle on the ground.

Once it holds the handle, even if the TV is hidden, it will most likely be able to launch a full-screen AOE to beat Xin Zhao down. At that time, my life will be over!

In desperation, abcd has quick wits and activated a [Substitute] skill, which allows him to temporarily use organs other than his hands to trigger his face-slapping ability.

As for what to use...

"Baopailong, I abcd wish you a New Year!"

Abcd yelled loudly, knelt down abruptly, turned his face sideways, and began to grab the ground with his head like a woodpecker, his upper body almost had an afterimage of New Year's greetings, and even the ground dug a small shallow pit under his hard work !

With his efforts, a burst of airflow similar to the previous skill of slapping the face and flying away burst out from the ground, knocking the handle on the ground into the air and flying into the sky.

Jian Yongyue in the air comprehended, mobilized lightness kung fu, turned over to catch the handle, and just as she clenched the handle tightly, the fire-breathing dragon had already adjusted its direction, soaring straight into the sky, and galloped towards Jian Yongyue.

"Hey, look at the sword!"

Jian Yongyue uttered a "Hey", advancing instead of retreating, and took the initiative to meet the fire-breathing dragon flying up. The moment the two were about to touch, Jian Yongyue staggered sideways, and pulled out the giant stick inserted under the fire-breathing dragon with one hand. The sword, with all its strength, directly used the one-hundred-eighth style of [Storm Sword], a sword cut a line of blood on the neck of the fire-breathing dragon, but it did not cause much actual damage. In the next second, the fire-breathing dragon A flaming punch directly turned Jian Yongyue into streamers of data flying in the air.

Even though Jian Yongyue was killed, the fire-breathing dragon suddenly discovered that the handle had been thrown by Jian Yongyue to the crazy chasing boy on the ground a second before. The crazy chasing boy caught the handle, clamped it under his arm, and temporarily released it Using the [Recoil Control] skill on his body, he blocked the golden Barrett cannon to the ground, pulled the trigger, and the huge recoil directly sent the crazy chasing boy to the sky. Immediately afterwards, it was like playing a jumping car , fired several shots one after another, and the whole person also rose steadily, flying in the opposite direction of the fire-breathing dragon.

However, this plagiarism of Rocket Jump and the operation of a certain woman surnamed R who did not want to be named was witty, but the speed was still a bit short. The demon-killing holy flame shot him, and found that the chasing boy had thrown the black handle violently, and it was about to fall to the ground at any moment, smashing the electronic components into pieces.

Now the battle situation shown on the TV is that Xin Zhao is at the top and Xanadu is at the bottom. Once the two handles are broken, Xanadu will have no way to escape, and the only ending is blood loss and death. The fire-breathing dragon immediately roared and fell from the sky , flew to the ground, stretched out his hand to grab it, and suddenly grabbed the handle that was about to land.

"Hey (Mother Xipi, luckily I'm fast enough...)"

Just as the Charizard was about to breathe a sigh of relief, it suddenly realized that the [handle] in its hand didn't feel right. It took off the sunglasses that made its vision slightly blurred in doubt, and lowered its head to take a closer look.

Those were three high-explosive grenades that were tied together in the curve of the handle with the tabs removed.

"Roar (I f*ck!)"

"boooooooom!"

Chapter 670 Three Facing the Crab Bully (3K)

When studying how to play before, everyone read the detailed rules and found that although the player cannot destroy the handle by falling, the Charizard Boss does not have this information. Even according to the information, it will not eat "You dare to touch me I'll just drop the handle!" Threat, the players still figured out how to use this rule, therefore, the crazy chasing boy successfully took advantage of the weakness of the fire-breathing dragon's eagerness to ask for the handle, and let it eat a pot of ruthless.

This wave of operations is inspired by Crayon Shinchan No. [-] theatrical version of "Adventures in Strange Paradise". In it, Xiaoxin's father Hiroshi Nohara pretended to throw out the cards needed by the enemy in order to fool the pursuers, and the boss turned over. Shan Yueling ran around for a long time and took a look, and found that it was the plot of TM Guangzhi's business card.

The benefit of looking at Crayon Shin-chan more is no less than looking at me more (thumbs up)

The fire-breathing dragon, whose head was blown up by three grenades, shook its head. The data wound on its neck was enlarged by the bombing, but it still failed to cause fatal damage to it. The fire-breathing dragon shook its head, turned around again It took off and rushed in the direction of the chasing boy.

Today's crazy chasing boy, in order to hold the handle to adjust the direction, has already blocked the cannon between his legs, and uses his toes to pull the trigger to fly. The huge recoil force hits the key parts, making his face look like being watched by his parents in a small movie during the New Year He pushed the door in with seven or eight relatives, his hand slipped open and he was as pale as if he opened it, but even so, he continued to fly, and was not overwhelmed by the sorrow of having no raw chickens.

The chasing boy is still chasing the wind!

Just a little more, a little more!

As long as it can be delayed until then!

While roaring in his heart, the crazy chasing boy felt a fiery storm coming from behind him. He controlled his jio toes, predicted a direction and fired a bullet. The bullet passed through the fire-breathing dragon's throat, slightly expanding its throat window, the next moment, the chasing boy was killed on the spot.

Still, can't last long...

Before being shattered by [Flashing Flame Charge] and turning into a stream of data light, the crazy chasing boy felt a little regretful in his heart.

But, it shouldn't matter, right?

I've exhausted all my chicken skills.

The rest... will be left to you.

... [Little policewoman who escaped from the ground]!

Just as the fire-breathing dragon crushed the chasing boy, picked up the handle, and was about to shoot Xin Zhao down with an AOE, a tentacle flew from the ground and got stuck in the wound on its neck!

At this moment, a small head was pulled by the tentacles, flew upwards, and slammed into the neck wound of the little brother, making it look like a cute little boy in a charizard costume. girl.

This is exactly the head of the [Little Policewoman who escaped from the ground]!

【Win the leader, strive for the first name】

Type: [Mechanism Skill]

Quality: [Mechanism skills have no quality]

Effect: A derivative skill of the [Joint Overlord] mechanism, which must be used without a body.

After turning on this skill, you can continue to charge in place. At the same time, your teammates' attacks on the enemy's neck will cause additional trauma effects. The wounds have no actual damage, but the larger the wounds, the more powerful your second-stage skills will be. The success rate will be higher.

After finishing charging, you can immediately release the second-stage skill, select a non-mechanical, reachable enemy, drill into the wound on its neck, and start to forcibly occupy the enemy's body. The longer you charge, the bigger the wound will be. The higher your control over the body, if the enemy is killed during the period of your control, then in the next two hours, you will temporarily have control over the body of this unit, except for players.

Remarks: If I can't get your soul, then I can at least get your body!

While the players were trying to delay the time before, they also kept trying to create wounds on the neck of the fire-breathing dragon, in order to create enough opportunities for the little policewoman to fight for the leader and successfully occupy the body of the fire-breathing dragon!

At this moment, under the double blessing of long-term power storage and huge wounds, the little policewoman successfully got into the surface of the fire-breathing dragon and began to seize control of its body!

"Crush the duck!" The little policewoman yelled loudly, tightly controlling her hands, and was about to throw the handle aside.

"Roar (twitch shit!)" However, the willpower of the fire-breathing dragon is equally astonishing. It firmly held the handle and shook the joystick vigorously, trying to make Xanadu jump out of the magma.

"It's useless, feel free to become my new body!" The little policewoman cast her full strength, making the fingers of the charizard tremble like an ADC in the last big team battle in 70 minutes, and controlled Xanadu to go crazy in the magma Squatting up, no matter what, Xanadu could not be rescued from the flames.

"Roar! (Sha Nai Duo, Sha Nai Duo?"

"New body, new body!"

In the end, a few seconds after the confrontation, Xanadu exhausted the last bit of blood in the magma, slowly sank, and at the last moment before sinking into the magma, he stretched out his little white hand and compared a middle finger with super power , sank.

"game!"

Accompanied by the notification sound that one party fell and the game was over, the body of the fire-breathing dragon was frozen at this moment, a laser shot out from the TV, hit the fire-breathing dragon, made it disappear immediately, condensed again, recalled the attribute data, Temporarily transformed into the new body of the policewoman.

At the same time, the other three players were revived with full blood at this moment, and gathered in the center of the field again. The news of the battle victory came from the system, and the players let out a sigh of relief and cheered at the same time.

The battle with the fourth brother, that is, [Dragon Zun Furious Dragon Fighter], only consumed two chances to destroy the team in total. It was the most successful of the five battles, and the success almost exceeded the player's imagine.

The door god + four bosses, along the way, the four of them feel that their progress is even higher than that of the Internet. After watching a set of strategy videos posted by thousands of animals before the endless space, not only their thinking has broadened a lot, but also their tacit understanding and cooperation in battle , Response, and all have made great progress. They feel that after today's regular dungeon is over, their ranking percentage will definitely improve.

It's really a good ticket book for the brave to download the dungeon gold coupon.

"I just don't know how the fire-breathing dragon that was knocked down by our back and forth routines and took away its body will feel under the nine springs." Skills! Can also Wing Chun!" The little policewoman was inexplicably emotional.

"Okay, we still have nine chances to destroy the group. Regardless of whether we can beat the crab boss or not, we will go all out and leave no regrets!"

"rush!"

At the same time, in front of the big screen on the fifth floor:

"Hey! (Holy shit, hahahaha, look at this evil charizard game's criticizing food, and it's so slippery that it can't stand it, and it's so fucking cerebral palsy hahahaha)"

"Waibi (brother, your reaction has surpassed Changlong's.)"

"Okay, the time has come." Mo Lan sprayed two puddles of saliva on the two pliers, stroked the tentacles, and said seriously: "It's time for me to appear."

cold, shaking...