How Did It Become a River Crab?

Obviously, in the current environment, the disciples of Moore Zhenping Ailiu who are melee fighters have no room to punch. Therefore, the only brother asked Nangong to prepare for them a shotgun similar to a continuous shotgun (xiandanqiang is blocked) , One pull of the trigger is 12 bullets to the face, simple and easy to use, enough to make the AA-[-] little brother dismantle himself in shame and indignation.

However, when the only brother told Aura and others that they need to let them act as shooters and give up melee combat, the muscular Aura, who was about two meters away, grinned.

"Friends of the ancestors, I think you have some misunderstandings about our Ping-Ei Liu. Ping-Ei Liu is not a kung fu for close combat."

"Ah?" The only brother looked confused, thinking that this can also sharpen his teeth?

"In Huangquan Temple, an apprentice has to learn various martial arts techniques and martial arts routines, but in Moore Town, in Ping'ailiu, all we need to learn is a straight punch. You know why Is it?" Ola said in a deep voice, "The answer is optimization."

"The essence of Ping E Liu is not fighting, but [Ping] and [Flow]. [Ping] represents an ordinary, simple behavior, while [Flow] represents the meaning of being as smooth as water. We are Ping E Liu Disciple, what you are learning is not martial arts itself, but [optimized] martial arts, so that fighting can be played more easily, and it is easier to apply optimization techniques in actual combat."

"Fist is not Ping-Ei Liu. To optimize every seemingly simple behavior with one's own whole body strength from every detail to make it faster and stronger. This is what Ping-Ei Liu really teaches. technology!"

"Hey! (That's it!)" The little brother on the side chimed in.

After finishing speaking, Ola said sincerely: "As a friend of the ancestor, your understanding of the ancestor and Ping Eliu needs to be strengthened."

"...All right, you go on."

Because of this, when the disciples of Ping'ailiu stood behind the shotgun and calmed down, their eyes opened wide like copper bells, and the moment they pulled the trigger with a loud cry, the rain of bullets that shot out was actually covered. A layer of dou qi that seemed to exist and seemed to have nothing, bombarded Wuzhi Dajun's body, bringing out patches of black blood mist, quite a destructive momentum.

Under multiple interceptions, although the Legion of Nowhere on the Great River is still advancing, the speed has been curbed a lot. According to this progress, it only needs to be delayed for a while before they can directly cease fire and wait for the next wave of ice to send them to the Little Maple Syrup's happy music game area.

And the moment the words "according to", "just need", and "can" appear, it means that something will definitely go wrong, and this time is no exception.

Not long after, behind the Legion of Nowhere, a square team squeezed away the subordinates and moved towards the river.

The essence of this team is obviously a collective [captain], they appear as a 10X10, extremely regular square team, it looks like it should be taken from DJ Lucio of the 303 team, and every unit in it looks the same , are composed of three Lucio's heads at the bottom, with skates attached to the neck, and three hands extending upward from the three heads, holding a sonic gun, like a three-legged pulley robot, moving forward advance.

Their gliding movements are completely unified, as precise as a body with 99 identical projections, and circles of sound waves are constantly spreading around them, and all [None] within their range of influence have their movement speed increased. Amazing boost.

The appearance of [Captain] was expected. These bosses, which are enough to destroy the balance of the plan, are dealt with by Brother Gunto, Brother Ji, Mo Lan, Yuewang Chengxia and Laokou who are on the shore.

Chapter 570 Is All This Worth It?

"I come!"

Seeing the head of the dance team (instant nickname) coming across the river, among the crowd, a light... slot machine slowly walked out of it, stretched out a mechanical arm, and placed an instrument beside him.

"Yazi, shake it!" Mo Lan yelled in the exclusive chat channel between herself and the junior Siyingjie.

After receiving the instructions, the little girl who was manipulating the silk thread downstream immediately put an instrument that was exactly the same as Brother Ji's side, and transferred the right to control the silk thread from her right hand to her left hand. With her free right hand, she pressed the button and saw the circle in the middle of the instrument. The empty circle glowed, and immediately stretched his hand in.

Next to Brother Ji, the aperture of the same model of the instrument flickered, and the white palm of the little sister slowly drilled out from this end of the instrument, holding it on the joystick of Brother Ji's slot machine.

The Prisoner of the Rhine is farewell, and the new job that Brother Ji has learned is naturally more than a little modular modification. In addition to this modification, Brother Ji has also learned a skill of [Transfer of Lottery Rights].

Under normal circumstances, Brother Ji needs every teammate around him to draw a slot machine for him to get the corresponding props, but in this way, due to the distance, many teammates cannot help him draw prizes around Brother Ji in time, A treasure dragon like Mo Lan who wastes lottery rights will often reduce the efficiency of lottery draws.

In order to solve this problem, Brother Ji has learned the technology of transferring lottery rights. He can automatically absorb the lottery rights of all players around him and assign them to a unit, so that this unit can help him draw all the prizes of everyone around him. .

And the point is... this [endowed unit] does not necessarily have to be a player, it can also be an NPC, a follower... or even a summoned object.

Today's brother Ji has already put all the nine lucky draw chances for the surrounding players that have been refreshed on the little sister!

With the help of the one-time fixed-point space circle provided by the little maple syrup, the little sister who was playing the guzheng downstream was able to put her right hand on the joystick of Ji Ge and pulled the joystick nine times in a row!

At this moment, Brother Ji's screen froze nine times in a row, and among the nine lottery results, none of the results were lower than the double-same pattern, and there were four triples!

"It's all good, I'm going to release it!!"

With a lifetime of drinking, a dazzling golden light burst out from Brother Ji, like the light of a Buddha, covering the sky, turning the day into dusk, and making the darkness disappear!

A series of thunderstorms fell from the sky, running through the entire river, the dazzling thunder shattered everything, and intertwined into a spiderweb-like pattern on the river bank!

[Lightning storm]!

Twenty cluster bombs fell from the sky and turned into thousands of flying flames on the river. The water splashed and the waves surged. Even this section of the river widened several meters!

【Cluster Bomb Array】!

Countless soul piranhas with scarlet eyes rushed out of the abyss and flew to the top of the river bank, greedily tearing the same dark and twisted flesh.

【Body Devouring Fish Storm】!

【Heavenly Fire Formation】!

[Collective Maid Transformation Technique]!

【Death Wither】!

[Collective Sinicization Technique]!

【earthquake】!

[Plasma Giant Grenade]!

A series of astonishing special effects descended from the sky, like colorful cannons washing the ground, like a firework banquet blooming on the flat ground, the sound of explosions flashed by, and when everything disappeared, the river had been widened by several meters, and countless dark pits came all the way from the opposite bank. Extending hundreds of meters backward, everything disappeared without a sound.

Brother Ji's series of skill blasts not only cleared out all the legionnaires on the river, but also cleared out all the enemy troops 500 meters behind the west bank.

In this wave, at least over [-] [Nothing]...

"My life has never been so regretless." Brother Ji was silent for a long time, hot oil filled the gaps in the screen.

"Before you wash your screen..." Mo Lan calmly stretched out the pliers and pointed to the middle of the river, "Look at that."

Only then did the players recover from the intense visual effects, followed Mo Lan's fingers, and looked at the river ahead. Immediately, they saw something that stunned them.

The dance team leader is not dead yet!

These one hundred fully synchronized dance team leaders are speeding forward on the river. They have exactly the same scars on their bodies. It looks like a wound map ctrl+V has been applied to the other 99. The injuries are not serious, but the distance Complete death is still some distance away.

"There is a high probability of damage sharing, and it is resistant to AOE skills." Mo Lan said: "It has cut into the healing sound effect, and it is recovering blood. It must be fired immediately. When he gets to the river bank, level the machine guns and rifles. The sentry positions will be avalanche."

Hearing this, the rest of the players and the younger brother, Xiaolaoche, prepared to use props and big moves to gather fire, but at this moment, the old man at the back of the team came out, closed the lid of the thermos cup at hand, and said in a deep voice: "Let me do it."

From the beginning of the dungeon to the old mouth, I decided to make a move.

Seeing this, Mo Lan didn't ask what Laokou's ability was, but nodded, and retreated to the back with his doubting teammates, leaving the stage to Laokou alone.

Seeing this, the human-shaped Mosaic nodded, took a few steps, stood at the forefront of the river bank, and stared at the phalanx that was gliding across the waves.

He took a deep breath, clenched his hands around his waist, put on his horse stance, and calmed down, as if he was preparing for something.

Seeing this scene, Mo Lan said to Yue Wangcheng next to him: "Have you and Xiao Fengtang mentioned the ability of Laokou in advance?"

"Speaking of which, I also told her not to be disgusted. It's not up to him to decide what he gets for the 500 closed beta activation code, and he has no reason to give up the opportunity to make himself stronger. Tangtang also feels the same way."

"No?" Brother Ji and Brother Gunto next to him looked at each other, "Did the old man tell you what kind of mechanism he is?"

"No, but this is a good reasoning." Mo Lan sighed.

"Do you still remember how the old man introduced his mosaic before? He said [My mechanism is quite special, this is the shielding ability that comes with the system]..."

"Maybe we don't even notice it ourselves, but when people speak, their tone of voice and the content of their words will unconsciously reveal a lot of information."

Yue Wangcheng straightened the collar of his shirt: "Under normal circumstances, if his mosaic is a certain fixed characteristic derived from the mechanism, we should express it like this: [This is the effect attached to the mechanism] instead of [This is the effect of the mechanism] System bonus], although there is also the possibility of logical errors, but with a high probability, [Mosaic] is not a necessary ability of this mechanism, but the system provides a full range of abilities in order to protect Laokou or his teammates from some aspects. Personal privacy protection effect."

"When Laokou said this at the time, his tone was a little embarrassing and embarrassing. This shows that this ability may embarrass himself and even his teammates. In order to prevent social death, the system has implemented a compensatory shield. "

"And from the first second we met, except for talking and when both hands were empty, what did the old man do all the time? Drinking water, drinking water from a thermos cup, drinking drinks on the transport plane, directly Kua Fu drinking Jianchun River water, everything It's drinking water." Mo Lan continued, "And according to the old man's previous description of the solo kill captain, his ability is very suitable for dealing with targets with poor mobility."

"By reasoning from this... folks, something to do with water, potentially embarrassing, and suitable for dealing with poorly maneuverable targets... what would it be?"

"..." Brother Ji and Brother Gunto looked at each other for a long time, then sighed silently.

They remembered a movie.

Produced in 2008, directed by Shen Han, the classic funny movie "The Birth of a Macho Man" signed by Qiandu Tieba in GIF spread throughout 10-16.

At the same time, Laokou stood on the ground on the east bank of the Jianchun River, striding forward with his eyes closed.

The next moment, he opened his eyes and let out a loud shout!

"Death to me!!!"

In an instant, at a position three centimeters below his belly, a column of water jetted out, like a sharp blade that reached the sky, turned into a ray, and slammed into the head of the dance team in the center, without any delay in the water flow Passed through No.1's body, pierced backwards, and shot through the sonic gun of the entire captain!

At this moment, everyone opened their eyes wide, looked up in silence, and looked at each other speechlessly.

At this moment, as always, Laokou closed his eyes and complained angrily in his heart.

System, I lost your mother!

[Ability: Water Ray]

Type: [Skill/Mechanism]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: This is a [Supernatural] skill, you can choose to upgrade this ability to a [Mechanism], so that it will have stronger development prospects and obtain various supporting abilities.

This ability allows you to collect liquid in the water element aggregate in your chest through the method of [drinking], and through your release point, it will be emitted as a high-pressure water flow, killing the enemy like a ray, the release point The location is determined randomly, and your release point is [3 cm below the belly wink]...

Special note: Since the location of the water release point you randomly obtained is relatively sensitive, it is likely to cause unnecessary misunderstandings and easily damage your social outlook. Therefore, the system provides you with a perfect shielding function, and A dedicated AI and artificial network security team will protect your personal information throughout the process, so that you can freely release in the game without worrying about the leakage of your real identity. If the leakage occurs, you will get Huaxia coins issued by Starchaser A timely compensation of [-] yuan, and a job compensation of [-] yuan a month, self-disclosure is not included.

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Remarks: Wori, your father!Is it so difficult to change the release point with this skill? ? ? ?

Customer service response: I'm sorry dear, this is not within the purview of us and AI customer service, I wish you a happy game.

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Every time I think back to that moment, Laokou is speechless and choked.

The emitted water is pure, what it looks like when you drink it, what it looks like when it is emitted, the three centimeters below the navel is at most just the lower abdomen, it is not that position at all, and I am just simply Zama step to maintain the necessary stability, But what's the use?At first glance, what is the difference between this visual effect and the real Birth of a Macho Man?

Even with the help of this ability, he has made great achievements in the top [-] rankings, even though he can rank with the top [-] in the entire server because of this, but every time, the old man still has to ask himself...

Is it all worth it?

Chapter 570 Mo Lan Overnight

The jet of water shot out from the position three centimeters below Laokou's navel rushed all the way, piercing through the heads of ten cephalad DJs.

After Laokou's strengthening all the way, the ability of [Water Flow Ray] has been strengthened enough to reach the top [-] in the whole server with a single move.