How Did It Become a River Crab?

Chapter 340 Seven I Catch Myself

In Mo Lan's impression, the three pictures pulled out by the perverted brother seem to be tm connected.

This is what Mo Lan encountered in the second year of junior high school. There was a school bully in the third year of junior high school who blackmailed Mo Lan's classmate. He collected money for three months and couldn't pay it one day. The school bully pressed him on the toilet and forced him to eat Shit, later, my classmates dropped out of school, and the school bully relied on his family background to suspend school for a semester and come back to enjoy himself.

Seeing that the school bully loves shit so much, out of politeness and respect for the seniors, on the first day back to school, Mo Lan invited him to experience the chocolate waterfall.

After a series of wonderful operations, at noon three days later, Mo Lan was besieged next to a public toilet. She transformed into Lu Bu and managed to save herself.

The past is unbearable, but now that I think about it, the way I dealt with the director back then could have been a little more muddy.

But the problem is that the perverted brother does not know the cause and effect. For an innocent crowd holding Jason, the stimulation level of these scenes is so high that the perverted brother fell into doubts about life and self for a while.

The people in the auditorium couldn't see the images projected from the eyes of the two, but from their point of view, it was the perverted brother who took the initiative to attack Mo Lan with a big baby vr eye, but in the end he was foaming at the mouth and couldn't help himself.

Immediately afterwards, because Mo Lan didn't feel any embarrassment at all, the perverted brother's props immediately failed, and he immediately forgot everything, took off the props that turned into ordinary vr eyes, and didn't know what happened.

But judging from the white foam overflowing from the corner of his mouth, he was very glad that he had forgotten that scene...

The one-stroke attribute-cutting skill is invalid, and the perverted brother can only follow plan B to start a head-on battle with Mo Lan, cancel Jason's spirit body, hold it in his hand, and jump up in a baseball posture, heading towards Mo Lan swung his "bat".

Knowing that there might be another time lock present, Mo Lan didn't release Zi Shibu directly, but directly placed two Zz'lot portals on the ground. After releasing the Void Beast, he directly pressed Xiao Laodou on the side of the obelisk to start Use your flying ability to deal with the perverted brother.

But compared to the relatively short-handed Guntoo, the perverted brother's long-range attack ability is obviously much stronger.

While crazily moving on the ground to avoid being chased by void beasts, he picked up statues, toys, street lamps and other things on the ground and threw them in anti-aircraft. After Mo Lan helped Xiao Laodou block the gun line, he directly threw Mo Lan's head with a weapon with control, trying to hit him on the ground for a decisive battle.

At first, Mo Lan was able to use the air slash to exchange the flying projectiles, creating output space for the little old bean, but Mo Lan's PP recovery potion was all used back and forth [Flashing Flame Charge], only 15 points of PP air slash, obviously It can't be compared with the throwing objects all over the ground. Soon, Mo Lan can only change his strategy, go directly to the ground, and use [Flashing Flame Charge] to face the perverted brother head-on.

Seeing the burning dive that he had seen once before, the perverted brother subconsciously wanted to use Jason to block it back, but when the little old Mo Lan, wrapped in bursts of blazing flames, bumped into the perverted brother and the screaming Jason in his hand Only then did the perverted brother realize that something was quite wrong.

The force of this collision... was much stronger than the one I saw before!

After possessing the two world bonuses of [Balong Crab] and [Overbearing President], the damage of the little old Mo Lan's [Flashing Charge] is already so high that it is not magical, and it is definitely ahead of most of the current version. The damage of the melee skill was output with one move, and the perverted brother who thought he could block the blow immediately flew upside down for more than ten meters, and his blood volume plummeted.

When the perverted brother straightened up like a carp and stood up from the ground, a movable dummy suddenly appeared in front of him.

When the pervert found out that the dummy had put a mushroom underneath, he realized something was wrong.

When he found out that Mo Lan put a scare box over there, the perverted brother felt even more wrong.

And when he found himself walking towards the dummy involuntarily, he felt like he was falling apart.

At this moment, Jason in his hand screamed loudly, jumped out of his hand with a pale face, turned around and pushed the Master to the ground, while avoiding the mushrooms, scaring the box, and even flying over his head. A series of magic arrows passed.

Inherent skills: [Escape from the tiger's mouth]...

At the moment of life and death, Jason, the god of war against the wind, showed his strength. With this inherent skill, he was exempted from the control of the movable dummy, and saved the perverted brother from Mo Lan's mud combo!

"Prepare the treasure!"

The perverted brother just got up, and before he could look at Jason, the little old bean's [Magic Crystal Bean] pierced through layers of obstacles and slammed straight at his face.

At this moment, the perverted brother took a deep breath, raised his empty hands, and a ray of white light burst out from the perverted brother's hand, and then he took a deep breath, grabbed the [Magic Crystal Bean], Throw it out with a backhand! !

【Hand of Bai Zhantang】

Type: [Skill]

Quality: [blue]

Effect: Excellent skill from Thief of the Holy White Exhibition Hall, consumes 30 energy points, grabs a projectile whose threat value is not higher than a certain level, and returns it to its launcher, cooldown time is 30 minutes.

Remarks: Why can't I control my hand!

When facing Chituma's [Five Soldiers of the Army God (false)], this trick was difficult to take effect, but facing [Magic Crystal Bean], the perverted brother still has the power of a robber. After the addition of the weapon mechanism of all things , the magic crystal bean that turned back hit the little old bean without any delay, and in the latter's scream of "Waibi!!", it was put into the 5-minute countdown state.

But at the same time, Mo Lan's second move [Flashing Flame Charge] had already floated down, and sent the perverted brother flying again. Although he grabbed something from the side to block at the last moment, when the flaming wings hit When it came out, the perverted brother who flew upside down still only had the last 4% of his blood left.

Just when Mo Lan was about to take out the Holy Flame of Exorcism to make up the knife, the perverted brother stretched out his hand and held his foot in the posture of flying backwards.

That is... caught himself.

The next moment, the perverted brother spun around extremely fast, and circled the arena with lightning speed, like a wheel, avoiding two shotgun shots of Mo Lan one after another, and staged a wave for Mo Lan. Please pay attention to the side and rear The car rammed into him at a high speed!

[Yourself]: Durability 1, it will not break after use, but this copy cannot be used a second time.When you grab yourself, you will cast a high-damage impact skill [Invincible Hot Wheels] towards your opponent...

Seeing the oncoming Hot Wheels, Mo Lan was just about to sprint to dodge with a river crab, delaying time, looking for an opportunity to make up the knife with a gun, but just as he moved for a while, two bullets flew from behind, piercing through Mo Lan and Perverted brother's body.

The first shot was headshot, and the second shot pierced the chest.

Behind the two of them, a muscular short-haired man Shiguangsuo in a sexy short skirt was holding two anti-material sniper rifles in both hands. Blue smoke was coming out of the guns. His skirt fluttered in the wind, and his expression was dignified and calm.

He was only ten meters away from the two of them, but before that, no one had noticed his existence.

In the eyes of Mo Lan and the perverted brother, after this shot, their blood volume dropped to 0% at the same time, the damage is a bit high.

Chapter 340 Eight Lost Cheats

At this moment [Time Lock], strong and powerful thighs are exposed. Under the light yellow skirt and tube top, the bronze-colored muscular muscles are exuding bursts of fierce power. The big red flower and the veil on the head follow suit. The wind swayed, and it was the form that merged with the servant into one after the summoning ceremony.

【Spy】...

The time-locked servant [Mata Hari] who summoned the possession through the possession (the old soil point is actually the upper body of the god) was a one-star ASSASSIN servant in the original work.

Although star ratings do not represent strength, Mata Hari herself is not a powerful follower. Her original body was a double agent during World War I and a world-renowned stripper. Obtaining information among high-level officials in various countries is not a Servant who is good at fighting.

But for Time Lock, any follower definitely has her advantages.

[Espionage] is an excellent embodiment of Mata Hari's excellence. This skill replaces the inherent skill of [Breath Blocking] in the assassin class, and transforms the self-concealment of breath into a more advanced skill. This inherent skill makes Mata Hari was able to go in and out of various places at will, and was ignored by most people, achieving an effect similar to psychological invisibility.

She's there, but you can't see her.

With the existence of this skill, Shi Shisuo was able to lurk beside the perverted brother all the time, looking for an opportunity to catch him and Mo Lan in one go. He has a skill called [Dragging Knife (Gun)], which allows him to keep shooting when he is not shooting. Accumulate the damage of the next shot, and when your output gradually increases, it reaches the level enough to pick up 100% of the heads.

As for the point of wearing women's clothes according to the summoning, it is a trivial matter for Time Lock.

His purpose is very simple, taking advantage of the opportunity when Mo Lan and the perverted brother fight, both losers, to take the two heads in one fell swoop, and end the match.

It's not that he didn't think that there would be variables if he appeared too early, but he still has enough resources and his cards are safe enough. It would be unsightly to take one less head because of hesitation, so driven by the player's unique greedy psychology, he opened the These two shots.

The result was in line with his psychological expectations. Mo Lan's death notification did not come, but the perverted brother's reminder had already come out. Seeing this, Time Lock was about to retreat to observe Mo Lan's situation, but found... The perverted brother did not did not disappear.

His body was disintegrating, but at this moment, his eyes widened, his hands stretched out quickly, and he grabbed something in nothingness.

He... Grabbed his own death prompt and tore it off!

[Death reminder]: No durability, unusable. When you hold it as a weapon, you have 1 minute of extra life. During this 1 minute, you will regain 100% of your life and be able to continue fighting. Time After the end, you will automatically disappear and return to the personal lobby.

"It's delicious!" Shi Shisuo wasn't shocked when he saw the perverted brother regaining his life with a determined expression on his face.

It's all in the top [-], so it's TM fun to exaggerate!

The perverted brother didn't say much, grabbed the street lamp next to him, and rushed towards Shishisuo, who hadn't set up the surrounding positions yet. All the lights swept from left to right, approaching Shiguangsuo's waist, trying to cut it off at the waist!

Time Lock immediately took off on the spot, and at some point a claw flew out of his body, pulling him to the building next to him, narrowly avoiding the blow, and at the same time, a white object suddenly appeared in his hand Vintage membrane keyboard.

Time Lock didn't even look at it, and quickly typed a series of English letters blindly on the keyboard.

【PANZER】

In the next moment, on the ground under the foot of Time Lock, a tank with a rough model rose from the ground. Time Lock landed immediately, teleported directly into the tank, drove the tank, and drove towards the perverted brother for the first time. One shot.

【Vice City Cheats Keyboard】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Purple]

Effect: The keyboard from "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" can achieve corresponding effects by inputting various cheats in the game.

At first, the amount of cheats is relatively small, but you can put endless points into it at any time, and the cheats will be gradually unlocked according to the number of points you put into the item, increasing the number of uses.

Currently available cheats: panzer, professional tools, precious protection, on speed, grip is everything.

Remarks: The neon lights in Miami are the youths where many teenagers run wild.

【panzer】Cheats are the favorite cheats of many players when they were young. The effect is that they can directly adjust a tank. The output of this tank from the GTAVC game cheats is quite powerful. One shot sent the perverted brothers and the street lights flying out and knocked them out. A quarter of blood.

But the perverted brother was not frightened by the damage. Instead, he turned over and kicked the wall to speed up. The hunting knife, a sliding shovel, slid into the lower plate of the tank!

[Five Miracles of Five Tiger Generals] [Blade Sliding Shovel]!

But before the pervert had time to stab the knife in, Time Lock took out the keyboard in the tank, and immediately entered another cheat: [grip is everything]...

Response: All your vehicles have jet catapult functionality!

Immediately afterwards, Time Lock controlled the tank, jumped up on the spot with the help of the catapult injection system, and flew into the mid-air, avoiding the sliding shovel with explosive damage.

Seeing this, the perverted brother didn't change his face, turned over and jumped, taking advantage of the moment the tank fell, the whole person entered a state of extreme anger, and punched the tank's steel plate!

【Angry Iron Fist】!

This punch just hit the engine of the tank, and the extra triple damage bonus for armor plates and other items came into effect at this moment. Completed the feat of a single tank kill in extreme rage!

Although the strength of this tank is much lower than that of the little old car, this punch is enough to amaze all the audience.

Mo Lan: Why can't I eat popcorn when I'm resurrected?

One second before the vehicle exploded, Time Lock jumped out of the vehicle, turned over and retreated, avoiding the fate of death. At the same time, he began to clap his hands lightly, and with the body of a macho... began to dance a coquettish and sexy dance.

Accompanied by his extremely hot-eyed dance, bursts of laziness, and a charming temperament emanating from this muscular man, the perverted brother trembled. Looking at the time lock, he suddenly felt that his skin was so smooth and tender, The muscle lines are so well-proportioned, and the contrasting clothes are so novel...

【Mata Hari】Noble Phantasm:

【Mata Hari】...

Chapter 340 Nine Snowflakes~~

This treasure itself is the embodiment of the legend of Mata Hari. The effect is that it can charm men through its own bewitching dance, and make them enter the doll state controlled by themselves. It is very extreme, but it is quite powerful under certain circumstances. treasure.

By the way, in fact, [Yangyan] means that Mata Hari's eyes are amber, very similar to the sun, not that she can pupil...

There is nothing wrong with this treasure itself, the problem is... this treasure is placed by a TM woman in disguise.

This dance made everyone in the auditorium behave differently. An RX-78 Yuanzu Gundam took out two beam sabers from its waist and blew up its camera. The demons danced wildly in the auditorium, which was extremely exciting.