How Did It Become a River Crab?

You will experience the cool transformation process and the beautiful and passionate transformation BGM (you can choose one from Dinosaur Sentai, Tosou Sentai Criminal Company, Sailor Moon, Kamen Rider RX, "Brave".), and in For the next 10 minutes, transform into a combined robot, gaining unique abilities depending on the material.

You can specify the part of your body by shouting "I will form XX".

Remarks: Reject all use of this skill to assist followers to move, invincible to avoid damage, this is soulless, deformed, fit!

In the transformation BGM of "Sailor Moon", under the shocking eyes of Mo Lan, "What kind of shit is this, so cool", ice and the ghost girl Hongye began to quickly fit together, and the head of the ghost girl Hongye became the entire mech On the head, a large piece of mecha structure covered the ghost girl Hongye's body, forming a mechanical structure with thick arms and sharp claws.

And at this moment, ice yelled a sentence that short-circuited the brains of Mo Lan, Xiao Laodou, Zi Shibu, and everyone in the auditorium.

"I'll make up the crotch!"

After shouting coquettishly, ice flew towards the lower body of the dinosaur mecha at high speed in the light, and stopped in the middle of the thick and powerful lower body. A large number of organs wrapped it up, making it exist like a dinosaur mecha driver.

... just the location is very wrong.

Immediately afterwards, the transformation was completely over, and the BGM stopped abruptly. What was left was a heavy mecha with the head of the ghost girl Hongye, the body of the Tyrannosaurus rex mecha, and the ice cockpit in the crotch. It directly overturned the ceiling of the office, condescendingly. Looking down at Mo Lan in front of him.

Then, ice shouted again:

"Drill mode, start!"

Accompanied by this sound, the ice cream part, that is, the head, was slowly retracted into the mecha's body, leaving only the sharp ice-blue cone outside, aiming at the stunned Mo Lan.

At this moment, Mo Lan knew why she... wanted to use the [harden] skill.

At the same time, the drill bit made up of ice cones spun extremely fast.

Chapter 340 Three Real Professional Players

In the auditorium, watching a group of grotesque audience approvingly look at ICE who turned into a drill on the ground, a Pichu looked blankly at Su Jinghe: "President, are all professional players in the new century so good at working?"

"Do you think Ice is playing tricks?" Su Jinghe glanced at Pichu, and said with a look of resentment: "It's a big mistake, it is precisely because she is a professional player that she chooses her position in crotch."

"There is such a thing?!" Pichu showed a very humane shocked face.

"If you think about it carefully, where is the suitable place on the mecha for control? The answer is the central axis of the human body. The reason why so many cockpits are on the head, chest, and crotch is precisely because these places are located in the mecha. On the central axis, it is relatively more flexible and more balanced, and will not easily lose control due to the shift of the center of gravity."

"At the same time, if you think about it again, this is a Tyrannosaurus rex-shaped mecha, and the overall mecha curve presents a hunchback effect, which predestined its layout from top to bottom. Under such circumstances, ICE placed itself on the head, and the ghost girl Hongye's head had to be placed at the back, and it was difficult for her to take advantage of her biting ability through body movement."

"And if it is placed on the chest, the drill bit cannot move forward and backward flexibly with the help of the joints of the legs like it is located in the crotch, resulting in the lower power of the drill bit, which is also not beautiful."

"So..." Pichu showed shocking eyes, "Is this actually a golden ratio?"

"That's right, the most perfect and powerful form of mecha is to let the Tyrannosaurus rex head of the ghost girl Hongye be on the head to exert its biting ability, and then let Ice itself be positioned on the crotch to exert the output ability of its drill bit!"

"In order to be stronger, do whatever it takes, work hard, strive upward, and strive for self-improvement. This is the professional player, and the talent we need in Endless Space!"

"President, we have realized it!"

The eyes of the Pichus were filled with respect for an instant, and they looked solemnly at the ice mecha that was confronting the little old Mo Lan in the field.

During the interval between the commentary, the two suture monsters had already fought into a group. Relying on the size advantage of the mecha, Ice stomped on the pea shooter with a few feet, sent him back to count the seconds, and almost killed the little sister who was trying to harass him. He failed under the interference of his opponent, and then tried to injure Mo Lan by smashing down with his claws and gnawing at him with a huge mouth. His chest could open from time to time, shooting out a large number of miniature tracking missiles to defeat the enemy.

And the little old Mo Lan also showed his ability to react. When the ceiling was completely overturned, exposing the sky above it, Mo Lan immediately took off on the spot, fluttering away from the restrictions of those grids on the ground, and competed in the air. Ice mecha that is three or four times bigger than myself is consumed remotely.

The balance of maneuverability flipped at this moment, and the mecha composed of ICE began to continuously capture Mo Lan's traces, but compared to before, the Tyrannosaurus rex at this moment is obviously not as restrained as Mo Lan was at the beginning, and it can catch up with Mo Lan from time to time. Some of Mo Lan's blood volume made the situation tilt towards her step by step.

Although the ghost girl Hongye's previous performance was embarrassing, she was still a Berserker-class hero after all. The dinosaur mecha synthesized from it was beyond doubt in terms of frontal combat effectiveness.

Not to mention, Mo Lan has to keep dodging the cone drill bit that will come at any time...

Seeing this, Mo Lan decided to lose her skills and directly threw the scroll to transform into a dead man, but unexpectedly, ice suddenly launched a attack, and the useless air vent behind her exploded at a high speed, taking the dinosaur mech and flying upwards.

"I order you to fencing with me quickly!"

After throwing a frozen light to forcefully control Mo Lan for a moment, Ice controlled the mecha, and then took a step forward, and slammed into Mo Lan fiercely!

Now Mo Lan has just used up three stages of movement, the Aphotic Shield is on CD, and no one is blocking the knife. If this hit succeeds, Mo Lan will be donated on the spot, and then let her When Zi Shibu was blown up, Mo Lan lost blood.

Mo Lan was quick-witted, and after thawing, a [Flashing Charge] did not retreat but advanced, and took the initiative to meet the drill bit that was difficult to avoid. Both claws slammed straight at the drill bit of ice, and with one claw, the whole body was countered by the rotational force of the drill bit. The shock was several meters away, and it lost 7% of its HP, but it also managed to get out of ice's drill range.

At the same time, Mo Lan glanced at a hidden corner aside, saw Zi Shibu who was hiding there with his little sister holding a scroll, and nodded to him.

The next moment, the world in the book that was originally extremely peaceful (referring to being beaten in a mess) suddenly became agitated, and everything around it began to show abnormal distortions, like a beautiful calligraphy and painting being splashed. The opened pigment ink smudged and became blurred and hideous.

"Wazimaiter?" Ice looked bewildered, but found that the world buff in the book above his head began to flicker rapidly, and the strengthening value fluctuated, and it seemed that there were signs of collapse at any time.

"Haven't you discovered it yet, SO.ICE?" Mo Lan sneered, "Before you realized it, you had already run counter to the world in this book!"

"Nani?!" Ice said in amazement, "Why am I ice...wait!"

At this moment, not only ICE, but also most of the audience outside the venue understood what happened.

The character that ice created for himself through mustache is the heroine of the hot-blooded fantasy Lily. After going through countless hardships, he finally found the second female lead that he had been thinking about, and wanted to recognize the second female lead. The two become Ultraman Tiga and fight.

However, in the fierce battle situation, ICE unintentionally did two things that completely contradicted his character design.

First, she took the initiative to attack her little sister who was supposed to be her beloved in the plot, and almost put her to death.

Second...she has the drill.

The analysis logic of the world in the book is presented according to Murasaki Shikibu's own cognition of literature and the world, and Murasaki Shikibu is a follower who has read a lot of later literature. He has at least some acceptance of lily script and heterogeneous script.

But the Futawen with the drill bit on the heroine...is not within the comprehension of Zi Shibu and the world in the book. The amount of information is so large that it has surpassed the analysis ability of the world in the book!

With this, Zi Shibu took the initiative to seize the chaotic opportunity in the book world, just like a programmer who seized the back door, quickly messed up the operation mode of his book world, and made the bonus of ice itself tend to collapse.

Seeing this, Su Jinghe let out a long sigh, and opened the booklet in his hand.

"The Lord's Holy Quotations, No.90 Three:"

"[All the authors who add Dingding to the heroine in Lily's novel should be pulled out to imitate Tom Cat's crotch splitting trees!]"

And the changes that Zi Shibu made by seizing the loopholes don't stop there.

"Poor ice." Mo Lan suddenly landed on a bead, looked at ice, and sneered.

"Do you really think you're a self-aware cone just to meet a little sis?"

Due to the chaos of the world's emotions in the book, the current Mo Lan has regained the ability to move the plot.

Chapter 340 Four Little ICE

This also means that the current Mo Lan, like the previous ice, can use the power of language to leverage the plot, tilting the emotional torrent to his side, and regaining the bonus.

That is... a confrontation between qi and machine.

"What do you mean?" Ice also reacted and shouted angrily: "At this moment, I am no longer the one who can be easily bewitched by evil!"

"Ridiculous!" Mo Lan smiled crookedly, "You haven't realized what happened until now, haven't you?"

"What conspiracy do you have, just say it, under my drill, all obstacles are just stepping stones to move forward!"

"Poor..." Mo Lan shook her head, "Ice, think about it carefully, is your memory... really real?"

"Do you think that after all this, my faith will still be so fragile?" Ice began to frantically search for the lines of the protagonists of several Kamen Rider movies that his teammates forced him to watch, trying to stabilize his plot position.

"Everything you've experienced? Have you really... experienced the so-called [everything]?" Mo Lan cut off: "Ice, let me ask you, why does a cone have self-awareness?"

"I'm Duoduobing... Bah, I'm...fuck..." As soon as the words came out, Ice realized that he just wanted to stimulate the atmosphere of the plot, and didn't think clearly about the detailed setting of the plot, but directly said that he was Duoduobing Pokémon, and contradicted my previous lines, the plot has obvious book-eating phenomenon, which is difficult to be self-consistent.

Taking advantage of the ice jam, Mo Lan sneered, "How could an ice cream from a roadside store somehow develop self-awareness? After all these years, why didn't you show any sign of melting? You said you drilled into the sewer and took off your clothes Wu Tong, then why are you still in such a brand new factory appearance? Isn’t this contradicting your experience?”

"You said that I want to work with this Zi Shibu to transform my little sister into Ultraman Tiga. As the villain of the overhaul card organization, why do I want to turn a woman into a righteous Ultraman? Isn't it logically impossible?"

"And you, who have such a contradictory memory, took the initiative to hurt the girl you once pursued so hard after transforming!" The little old Mo Lan pointed to the little sister beside him. "Have you really not noticed the contradictions one after another?"

"What do you want to say!" Ice subconsciously said the death line.

"What do I want to say?" Mo Lan sneered, pointing at the ice mech, and asked, "Why are you just a cheap cone, but you can develop self-awareness?"

"Why do you keep talking about love, but after the transformation, you get an extra drill, and use it to hurt your imaginary love?"

"Why are all your thoughts so contradictory and chaotic, yet so persistent?"

"There is only one answer!"

Mo Lan pointed to ice and ended with a burst of drinking:

"Little↗I↘C↗E↘!"

"You, in fact, were modified by the overhaul card and made to intercept and kill me, little old Mo Lan, the crab-headed knight. You are a real evil reformer!"

At this moment, the torrent of emotion was pried.

"I'm... a reformer?!"

Ice was successfully defeated by a set of intelligence-reducing attacks. Caught off guard, the mecha that was originally as large as a hill shrank rapidly, and the bonuses that originally belonged to the heroine were quickly pulled out of her, and became part of the torrent again.

But at this moment, Mo Lan successfully regained his bonus, took a step forward, and his whole body exploded with momentum. He was dressed in a handsome suit that fit the body of the fire-breathing dragon, and a bunch of elegant and domineering black long hair grew out from behind the crab head. Hair fluttering in the wind.Domineering... extremely grassy.

Looking at the shrinking ice, Mo Lan picked up the flashlight that belonged to the office from the wreckage on the ground nearby, pointed it at the ICE body, and shouted: "Shrink~small~light~"

"The shark is killing you, landlord!" Ice wailed, and finally lost all her bonuses, shrinking to a size only about one meter taller than the Charizard, not so much a mecha, but a small biped robot. Bige suddenly plummeted to the bottom.

...Although there is not much force in the first place.

Losing the bonuses of the heroine of the hot-blooded Lily, the combat power of Ice and the ghost girl Hongye has dropped by more than double. Although they still have a frontal combat ability that exceeds most players, facing Mo Lan who has received a series of bonuses, It seems a bit inadequate.

The chest missile is still there, and the drill can still fencing, but neither the damage nor the power is enough to threaten the current Mo Lan. On the other hand, the little old Mo Lan, the way he deals with the ice mecha is quite convenient.

... Brainless Flame Charge.

After getting the enhancement of [Eyjafala's Hope], although the PP value of the little brother's [Flashing Charge] has been cut off by half, the fact that it does not need to suffer back damage is far more valuable than the former. , it allows the little brother to freely use this big move that ranks high in damage among all fire-type skills without worrying about any life value consumption.

It is so happy to be a flat A in the big move.

Ice's Duoduo ice is of the ice attribute, and it is twice restrained by the fire element. Even with the HP bonus of the mecha, facing the Flame Charge, which is essentially superior to the current version, it is still defeated after only being charged four times Come on, the ghost girl Hongye screamed with ice, turned around and tried to run away.

However, the moment she turned around and didn't take a few steps, she felt that the entire mech lost control and walked towards a load-bearing column next to it.

Behind her, the little old Mo Lan calmly held the mouse, let the mech aim the drill bit, that is, the bloody ice part at the load-bearing column, and sighed: "I have to teach you one thing as a screenwriter student. , ICE."

"Landlord, please tell."

"The setting is cool for a while, eat the book crematorium, and make the setting in the future, please don't fill in the elements randomly, this is the end, goodbye!"

"Understood, goodbye!"

The next moment, Mo Lan manipulated the mech, turned around, and slammed the main body of the ice into the pillar with the force of thunder!