How Did It Become a River Crab?

The scope of application of this mechanism, the damage bonus, and the critical strike chance will follow your character level improvement and growth, so that you can gradually pick up more powerful and unreasonable weapons.

Note: Sooner or later, you will be able to pick up this note.

The mechanism of the perverted brother is just as described. It comes from a very muddy RPG game. The protagonist Takeko in the game can use and sell almost all the things that can be picked up on the map, and use them as weapons to fight the enemy.Similar to B-rank Lancelot's [Knights Don't Die Unarmed], but it's a little more extreme. (Except for the version where the four kings walk sideways and grab the earth upside down)

Mo Lan didn't master this game, but he was very impressed with this game. When he found out that he could pick up his house, hit people, put the pond and the sea beside the map into his hands and shake his face, and even When she picked up her sister and put it on the stage to sell, Mo Lan knew that this game would definitely be recorded in the annals of world game history.

This is also the reason why the pervert uses a lot of mud weapons. For the pervert, the sink, chair, and ping-pong table are all natural weapons with miraculous effects. He doesn't need weapons. This world is his weapon!

After exchanging a wave of blood volume, the two players entered into a brief stalemate. Su Qiantai entered a state of mimicry, circling the stalemate in a semi-invisible manner, while the pervert held a table tennis table, held his breath, stared at Su Qiantai, and exchanged Do not give in.

A few seconds later, Su Qiantai was the first to act. She jumped upwards abruptly, and the heroic spirit who had dispelled her spiritual body quickly condensed and formed under her body.

The perverted brother made a decisive decision and threw the ping-pong table in his hand violently, hitting the bodies of Su Qiantai and the servants below him.

In an instant, several phantoms holding ping pong bats appeared around them. They respectively hit the ping pong balls in their hands and flew towards the area where the table hit.

[Table Tennis Table]: Durability 1, when hit, summon a large number of phantoms of table tennis players to attack, causing additional damage.

The moment the table shattered and the ping-pong balls were set on fire, large gun shadows flashed from all directions, smashing the exploding ping-pong balls into a pool of mud.

The shadow of the gun flashed, and the real body of the servant Su Qiantai summoned also emerged.

Handsome and slender face, fit horseshoes, strong horse body, domineering ancient Chinese style armor, sexy navel-baring outfit, and the red tassel fluttering in the wind...

It is Lu Bu among the people!

... The [Red Rabbit] of Mazhong Chitu is also!

That's right, let me explain to those who have never played FGO, this game has a Samsung Rider follower version of the red rabbit horse, the appearance TM is a centaur wearing Lu Bu's version of armor, and it still retains the type of horse face ...

At this moment, Su Qiantai, the praying mantis, was lying on the back of the red rabbit, and was stuck on his waist in a riding posture, forming a strange scene of a praying mantis riding a horse...

"Chitu-sang! Please!" Su Qiantai shouted.

"Bold thief!" Chituma pointed the spear in his hand at the pervert, and shouted angrily in a thick and magnetic voice: "Surrender, this is for your own good!"

By the way, the voice actor of Chitu is called Lu Chuanguang. If you are not familiar with this name, there is another news. This voice actor has also played the role of the spearman in "Fate/zero", the brush brother Di Lu Mudo ...

This is comparable to knowing that Xiaofu and Jin Glitter are a voice actor's horrible cold knowledge.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, daydreaming!" The pervert who was automatically brought into the villain picked up the water dispenser and threw it on his head. The bucket exploded, restoring his health to 90% [Water dispenser]: Durable 1. Recover a certain amount of health, the water is so sweet!

Immediately afterwards, the perverted brother also summoned his heroic spirit.

"What? Master, I am the commander. You can't let me go to the front line alone. It should be me who commands you to fight!"

Behind the perverted brother, a handsome young man with blond hair appeared in a panic and hid behind the perverted brother.

Saber, 【Jason】, also known as the King of FGO Comedians.

Jason is a legendary figure in Greek mythology. He once drove the mythical ship Argo, and many famous Greek figures such as Medea, Hercules, and Atalanta went to find the legendary Golden Fleece in exchange for himself. the throne.

But this character has the same scumbag habits as 80.00% of the men in Greek mythology. After getting the golden fleece, he abandoned the witch Medea, who was extremely fanatical about him, and changed his mind, which eventually led to the doom of betrayal and the disintegration of the throne.

In fact, it is hard to say that he is the most exaggerated one in Greek mythology. The average life of Greek mythology is corrupt, but because Medea under the FATE system is very sympathetic and lovable, the lily version is even more cute to explode. In the plot, Jason’s scum The man's behavior made him and Finn (actually, this brother is a bit innocent...) tied as the two big scumbags of FGO.

The actual character is a one-star SABER, a comedian in nature, different from a dragon-slaying swordsman like Sasaki Kojiro, and the set combat power is also very good, basically the worst card in this Holy Grail War, but the perverted brother Didn't care about that.

He summoned the servants, not to let them fight for him.

Faced with Jason's accusation, the perverted brother had no expression on his face, grabbed Jason's foot with one hand, lifted it up with one hand, and swung it fiercely towards Jason amidst the screams in the form of swinging a bat. The red rabbit horse and Su Qiantai riding on it!

"Boom!" This was the sound of Jason hitting the red rabbit horse's spear with his iron head.

"Pfft!" This was Jason's bloody voice.

"Ah ♂!!" Jason screamed.

At the same time, a wave of warm current rushed back to the perverted brother's body, shining a golden light.

[Jason]: Durability 50, high damage, each successful attack restores 5% of the life value, please note that the durability of this weapon will be reduced due to collisions and wear and tear.

For a moment, the Orchid Mantis rode a red rabbit horse, and launched an extremely thrilling confrontation with the perverted brother holding Jason.

According to history, horses ride horses and fight against people.

Hip Pulling Creed (Schrödinger ver)

I heard that Nolan's new work "Creed" is extremely difficult to understand and extremely abstract. As a loyal fan of abstract literature and hip-pull literature, my sense of mission made me decide to find out and enjoy the life of collecting materials in the cloud, so I applied for Schrödinger Pulling the hips, the update is delayed until the evening, one or two chapters, but it will not be updated.

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Chapter 320 Seven Magic Skills

In the next period of time, the horse riding the horse and the man taking the man started a war of attrition that lasted for 2 to [-] minutes.

With Chituma's terrifying maneuverability, Su Qiantai was able to keep a moderate distance from the abnormal brother, so that her Ping A could use a passive skill called [Shadow Fist] to extend the range, and hit the abnormal at the cost of reducing damage. Brother, without allowing the pervert to use Jason to counterattack at close range.

The abnormal brother's response here is to hold Jason with one hand to block the A, and pick up the surrounding floor tiles, trees, children's slides, and elderly walkers with the other hand and throw them out for long-distance weapon strikes. The "weapon" only has a durability of 1, has a certain critical strike and special effect bonus, and can also cause some damage to Chituma and Su Qiantai.

Watching the perverted brother slowly dismantle the entire elderly fitness center, Pichu, who was familiar with "Guide to Playing Stupid and Pleasing Your Boss", asked at the right time: "President, how can a one-star follower stand in a stalemate with a three-star for so long?"

The stars of Jason and Chituma in the FGO mobile game are one star and three stars respectively, which belong to the level of the bronze and silver decks.

"You guys have no combat experience, so it's not surprising that you have such an idea." Su Jinghe said while chasing yogurt: "FGO is a mobile game with the ultimate core purpose of making money, and the star rating standard it sets is not actually based on the strength of heroic spirits. , but based on the card surface, popularity, player expectations and in-game data strength, and does not represent the strength of the servant itself."

"Archer Arash is a great hero who split the border with one arrow. He only has one star in FGO. Do you think he will be hanged and beaten by the three-star Billy the Kid, and he will have no power to fight back? The man summoned by Mo Lan before Zi Shibu is a five-star in the game. Do you think she is strong enough to defeat Jason head-on, or take Chituma lightly? Jack the Ripper and Ishtar are both five-star. The latter smashes people with miniature planets, and the former alone Body killers, are the strengths of the two completely similar?"

"Obviously, these are all subject to discussion. The outcome between the servants depends more on the strength of the setting, the compatibility with the master and the combat environment."

"And when all the servants are stuck at a certain average level by the cat Lemme, there is not much difference in hard power between servants of different star levels. Therefore, the key to determining the outcome lies more in these Players' development of their own heroic spirit potential."

"Look at these two people now, who do you think has the upper hand?"

"Obviously a red rabbit horse."

"That's right, Chituma has [Thousands of Miles Sprint], which allows it to maneuver almost infinitely regardless of physical exertion. It also has A-level [Various Martial Arts], which is enough to face-to-face with most melee heroes in melee combat, and because It is a horse itself, and it can always trigger [combat maneuvers], let alone a rider, the ferocity of a frontal battle can completely catch up with the level of many crazy levels."

"Fortunately [Wuuuuuuuu] is a semi-melee hero. If she is an ADC player, she is now a short-handed swordsman PVP Tiance kite, and she can completely kill the opponent directly."

"So wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?"

"Not necessarily, who of you has checked the inherent skills of Jason's form?" Su Jinghe said calmly, "Check it out, and you'll know it's not time to decide the winner yet."

The commentators in the auditorium were extremely dedicated, and the players playing on the spot were also indistinguishable. They threw out the vending machines, manhole covers, enamel cups for the elderly, and a box of small pink cards. I don’t know why TM appeared in the elderly activity center. Finally, the perverted brother took a side step, pulled out a simulated spider web from the corner of the wall, and threw it on Chituma.

[Spider Web]: Durability 1, damage is extremely low, and the hit unit is bound for 0.5 seconds.

The exploding virtual spider web temporarily blocked Chituma's actions. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the perverted brother took a step forward, and the whole body fell down suddenly, and a sliding shovel accurately rushed to the bottom of Chituma, Jason in his hand was forcibly scratched towards Chituma's abdomen, drawing a large number of data scars, which made Chituma neigh in pain.

The next moment, the perverted brother got up immediately, shouted loudly, and the whole person entered a state of extreme anger. He punched Chituma's waist with a backhand, and hit the blow enough to penetrate the steel plate, colliding with Chituma's spear. together.

The sound of metal and iron clashing was fleeting, and the blood volume of the perverted brother and the red rabbit horse dropped a bit at the same time, but considering the problem of the total health, it was obvious that the perverted brother dealt more damage.

【The Five Miracles of the Five Tigers】

Type: [Combination Skill]

Quality: [Purple]

Effect: The skills from the five-person group of well-known bragging masters in various communities [Five Tigers] turn their obviously counterintuitive and interesting magical remarks into reality, making your physique different from others. Both angry and not-so-angry situations can display miraculous abilities, which are divided into the following five skills: ①Hundred rounds of martial arts: passive skills, predict the attack trajectory of gun-like enemies, imitate the well-known pseudo-mother Tongzi, predict the trajectory prediction line, Improve the ability to evade firearms.

②Body of Honor: Your energy value is increased by 50%, and running and fighting will consume less energy value.

③Backfall nursery rhyme: When you are attacked by a humanoid creature that is bigger than you, you can try to trigger this skill to perform a high-damage backfall and stun the target. It consumes 40 energy points and has a cooldown of 90 seconds.

④Blade sliding shovel: Consume 50 energy points, slide the shovel directly under the enemy, causing a 300% crit damage inherited from the special effect of the weapon, and the cooling time is 60 seconds.

⑤ Iron Fist of Anger: Consume 5% of HP to enter the state of extreme anger, the next punch will cause additional damage based on level, 300% damage bonus to steel plate, cooldown time 10 seconds.

You can upgrade it to [Ten Miracles of Yama of the Ten Temples] through certain tasks

Remarks: People's physiques cannot be generalized.

This wave of output is domineering, but Su Qiantai also found her opportunity at the same time. Taking advantage of the moment of approaching, Su Qiantai threw a spherical grenade, and the grenade exploded instantly when it hit the ground, making the weapon in the perverted brother's hand (pointing to the horse blood, wailing again and again) Jason) let go and rolled to the ground.

Su Qiantai knew that most of the perverted brother's output came from endlessly emerging weapons, and as long as he was disarmed, Chituma would be able to rely on a flurry of spear combos to inflict heavy damage on the enemy.

"Thieves, take your life!"

Chituma raised his head to the sky and neighed, and stabbed the pervert's heart fiercely with his long spear, but the latter's expression did not change, and he swiped his finger on his leg, across his chest, intersecting with the point of the spear!

"clang!"

A sound that was quite different from what she had expected reached Su Qiantai's ears, and immediately she saw the pervert take two or three steps back, holding a barely visible object in her hand, and successfully blocked the blow.

...that's his leg hair.

Chapter 320

[The hardest leg hair on your body]: Durability 1, can only be used to block attacks, and reduce the damage of this attack based on your level.

This leg hair comes from a bonus of the perverted brother. This bonus allows him to grow a very hard leg hair every day, which is easy to pull off and recovers the next day. At first, the perverted brother said, "What's the use of this shit?" " question, and later discovered the great potential of its own mechanism.

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Blocking the blow with his leg hair, the perverted brother took advantage of the situation to distance himself, picked up Jason from the ground, and stood by at any time.

After parrying, his HP has dropped to 45%. If it weren't for Jason's ability to take a cold bite from time to time, this HP would be even lower.

But Su Qiantai didn't intend to stop there. Seeing that the perverted brother hadn't completely stood still, she pushed the red rabbit horse with a sickle, and shouted: "Auntie!"

"Yoxi!" Chituma understood what he said, and immediately urged the horse's hooves, with full power, rushed to a hundred meters away at the first time, and distanced himself from the perverted brother.

Afterwards, Chituma turned around, fixed his eyes on the perverted brother, and quickly drew a war bow from his back.

"He doesn't have a quiver?" a spectator murmured.

"What are you thinking?" The toilet spectator next to the laptop spectator sneered, "Its arrow is in its hand."

As soon as the audience finished speaking, Chituma raised his sharp spear and put it on the bow.

Its spear is its arrow.

"Lv Bu among people, Chitu among horses..."

Chituma murmured deeply, aiming at the perverted brother who was moving at high speed and looking for cover, and slowly pulled the bowstring.

"Two into one...【Pseudo-Military God Five Soldiers】!"