How Did It Become a River Crab?

"Hello, Mr. Landlord, thank you for cleaning up the dust for me today." ICE swallowed his stomach, and said seriously: "Let me introduce to you the members of our SO team."

"This young man with a righteous face with the same cut as yours is SO.Q1. He is a front row fighter in the team. He has practiced all kinds of Kamen Rider transformation postures all year round. He has been able to perfectly restore the transformation movements of Showa Rider BLACK RX. After retiring, I plan to become a leather suit actor."

"This old macho is SO.thanks, nicknamed Lao Xie, an assistant nanny in the team. Since he has been doing all kinds of damage in the game all year round, his legs are already more flexible than his feet. He can play very handsome but The harmless old Xie walked the dog's feet."

"This melancholy and beautiful boy who is three points as good-looking as you is SO. Wise, a part-time communication position in the team's melee output. The reason why he is so melancholy today is that he started to suffer from constipation yesterday, and he is hesitating whether to eat this hot pot."

"This little brother wearing glasses is SO.W8. He has practiced Dharma swordsmanship since he was a child. He can split bricks with a swing of a sword. He has won the grand prize in children's martial arts competitions, but he didn't get into the high school entrance examination to get extra points. The team has long-distance output."

"I am SO.ICE. I am a part-time control position in the legal department of the team. My unique skill is that I can lie flat on my back at the buffet. I have never been constipated since I was born 18 years ago. With a good digestive system, I can be a blogger with a big appetite at any time."

"This is our captain..."

"Oh, I know this one well!"

"That's true. Judging by the severity of the captain's dark circles today, you should be familiar with it."

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"My life..."

The only brother, Xu Lin, covered his forehead, feeling that his future life was gloomy.

Damn it, did I, Xu Lin, dig up someone's ancestral grave in my last life, to be reduced to such a f*cking situation?

Under the hedge of hermit crabs, I will be caught blind tomorrow, the only brother lamented, but on the other hand he honestly picked up two slices of duck intestines, and said helplessly while eating: "Let me introduce, this is the Mo Lan I told you about, the swift and swift man in the canyon." Crab mechanism, reinstall the summoning flow."

"You are the great existence who turned the only brother into an anti-aircraft gun?" ICE looked adoring, "You are so young and shameless and tyrannical. You are worthy of being the 29th man in the entire server."

"Thank you, thank you... 29?" Mo Lan was taken aback, and cast an adult puzzled look at the only brother.

"You don't look at the comprehensive battle rankings every time you publish a book?" The only brother sandwiched a quail egg, "After publishing the book yesterday, your ranking has reached 29th."

"What about you?"

"It hasn't changed, it's still the same ranking as before." The only brother picked up a piece of luncheon meat, "The top [-] players are not rookies, you and I can pass the level perfectly and have a good harvest, so can they."

"Oh my God, I finally burst into your chrysanthemum." Mo Lan sighed, her voice choked up, "Unexpectedly, I have unknowingly made it all the way to where I am today through my hard work."

"?"

"Change the subject, I heard from the introduction just now, your team system is a bit unique." Mo Lan threw two pieces of fat bull into the pot, "There are only two in close combat, and there is no front row injury in the full sense. This lineup is not good. Would it be a little extreme?"

In Ms. ICE’s previous introduction to the underworld, the only brother, the children’s martial arts champion W8, the ice-blue smoked beautiful girl ICE is a long-range DPS, the old Xie whose legs are already more flexible than his hands is the support, the transformation master Q1 and the beautiful boy WISE who is constipated They are the only two melee fighters in the team, and neither of them is pure meat. The whole lineup does sound a bit weird.

"Our team wants to take the route of long-range suppression." Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, the only brother secretly clamped the two fat cows that Mo Lan had put down, and said expressionlessly: "Using melee and assistance to fight and contain, three long-range They all have a certain control ability, and can cooperate with the front row team to divide the battlefield, carry out targeted focused fire and kill, and achieve the goal of quickly reducing the enemy's personnel at the beginning. It is not as good as the traditional 222 lineup of double T, double C and double auxiliary, but it is more flexible and offensive."

The 222 lineup is the standard configuration of many panoramic 6V6 competitive games. The upper and lower limits are not bad, and the stability is so strong that there are even only this team mode in many games.

"Due to the randomness of the endless space game, many teams' tactical systems have to be modified according to the players' quests. At present, among the few teams I know that have a system, only one SWEEP is the standard 222, and the rest..."

The only brother glanced at Mo Lan, hesitated and said: "NF (NINE FLAME) is a three-T dual-assist single-core, violent five guarantees one, ATK is a double-assassin three-T single-assist, Hanmu Gaming is a mechanical fusion stream, JS (Joystick, joystick) is said to be a full summon... different."

"I wanted to ask before." Mo Lan raised her eyebrows, "Why are there so many professional teams in an infinite streaming game like Endless Space? This game is very random."

"If there is a market, there will be a game." The only brother shrugged: "Someone used to ask a lot of questions in a similar format, such as why a group of people sitting on chairs can be called e-sports, why is a game that randomly shrinks circles and randomly picks guns?" There can be e-sports, why a card game with many cards that are random, and its chicken-eating accessory can also be called e-sports.”

"Facts have proved that these have become enduring e-sports projects with high commercial value.

Competitiveness is born with unfair factors. It is essentially a confrontation of accumulating resource advantages and then exchanging them on the field. Endless Space amplifies the randomness of this resource a lot. Ability, financial resources and organizational skills make all teams in the world willing to support this field.

Both the team and the competition are related to capital, as long as it can make money, it doesn't really matter whether it is random or not, whether it is fair or not. "

"And in terms of viewing, for audiences who basically don't understand anything, twelve players with different abilities are fighting each other, which is also a better viewing experience than the limited e-sports events in the past. , the combination of these factors finally pushed this game onto the road of e-sports.”

"So that's it, I already fully understand it." Mo Lan nodded and said, "I hope that one day, I can see Brother Wei's passionate elephant cannon on the field... Hey, where is the fat cow I let go?"

"I'm..." The only brother stuffed the fat cow into his mouth, his eyes widened, but he sneaked away the last two pieces of hair belly in the pot with his hands, "...well, there is one more thing to say, have you Interested in joining our SO guild after the public beta?"

After the public beta, the guild system organized among players will be open. Players who join the guild can participate in some guild activities, and sometimes have the opportunity to participate in large group battles between guilds. Correspondingly, players who do not join the guild There will also be activities that casual people can participate in.

"I wouldn't go if it wasn't called Hell Frontline."

"Don't make trouble, be serious. Now all the big teams are slowly getting in touch with the undisciplined people who are at the top of the leaderboard."

The only brother sternly said while eating his hairy belly:

"If you don't have a guild that you have decided to join, you and your friends can come to us. There will be no hard requirements for you, but if there is a copy of the guild battle in the future, you can do your part, of course , the remuneration is distributed according to needs, and you will not be treated badly."

"Alright, we'll talk about it later."

Mo Lan thinks this proposal is okay. He is not interested in spending time tinkering with guild-related content. The guild under the name of the team must be managed by the team's dedicated personnel. It is a reasonable choice that they can trust in welfare and operation.

"Talk slowly, everyone." ICE, who ate a third of the whole pot quietly, stood up and wiped his mouth, "I have to advance to the game cabin to prepare, and some resources have to be exchanged for combat power. "

"Do you have any activities to play?"

"She has a seven-player PVP copy of the Holy Grail War at nine o'clock tonight, and she wants to try her best to win the Holy Grail." The only brother explained.

"..."

At this moment, Mo Lan was silent.

Seeing Mo Lan's silence, the only brother suddenly felt that something was wrong.

ICE sensed that the atmosphere was not right, and looked back and forth between Mo Lan and the only brother's face. Finally, she looked at Mo Lan with a clear understanding.

"... Tell me, how much will your rent increase if I win?"

Fate, wonderful.

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Just after lunch, I simply talked to the brothers and sisters of the SO team about the precautions in the room, and after talking about the water and electricity issues, Mo Lan went back upstairs, turned over and entered the game room, and continued the preparations before the battle.

As for the problem of the old lady ICE, Mo Lan didn't care at all, not to mention that the professional team itself has to seize every opportunity to improve itself, and threaten others with a higher rent. Mo Lan doesn't want to Because of the relationship between the landlord and tenant on the first floor, the friendship between me and the SO team has changed. Everyone depends on their own abilities, and whoever is fierce will win the prize.

A little rent is easy to get, but a group of good friends is much more difficult.

Back in the personal hall, the first thing that catches the eyes of Mo Lan, who has turned back into a crab, is the small old car in the middle of the hall, and Nangong who is fiddling with a wrench...

And the little brother who pointed a shotgun at Nangong's head, the little sister who made the puppet spider crawl on Nangong's body, and the little brother who was ready to release a magic crystal bean at any time...

Mo Lan was puzzled, so she went up to ask her little brother, and finally figured out what was going on.

From yesterday afternoon to now, apart from sleeping at night and arranging books, Nangong basically spends the whole time here trying to repair the old car. It can be said that he is extremely dedicated to his work, but the problem lies in his super creativity derived from his dedication...

At first, after Nangong repaired the screen of the little old car, he wanted to try to install eight magical firecrackers that appeared in the previous dungeons, and supplemented by a flush toilet that absorbs and stores ammunition, so that the little old car will become an invincible fertilizing chariot, volley All in one, silt to the extreme.

Little old car:! ! ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

However, under the stern warning of the little brother and other beasts, Nangong changed his mind again, and wanted to place eight hundred Two-dimensional beautiful girl shame figures on the little old car body, making them into two-stinging ape traps, catching them in front of the tank and then Applying heat to the opponent, let the two stinging monkeys watch the young lady he loves melt into a pool of plastic, causing an extremely terrifying mental blow.

Little old car: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! !

After the little old bean was stunned by a crystal arrow, Nangong had no choice but to find a new job. He decided to place a drill on the little old body so that it could spirally impact, imitating Tianyuan's breakthrough and turning into a red lotus chariot. The disadvantage is that it will be stuck in the It cannot get out of the ground. In order to prevent this embarrassing situation, Nangong is also planning to install a self-explosive device on it, so that it can be killed quickly, leaving no chance for the enemy to capture prisoners.

Little old car: (╯‵dish′)╯︵┻━┻

After Yu Xiaolaomei's enthusiastic persuasion, Nangong finally chose what he thought was the least creative way to repair the old car according to the conventional procedure.

Small old car: ┬—┬ノ('-'ノ)

When Mo Lan came back, Nangong had just entered the finishing stage. He wiped his sweaty head and proudly held out his hand as Tom cat greeted the guests, so that Mo Lan could see the little old car now.

Thanks to Nangong's unremitting efforts, today's small old car is much better than before. Although the surface is still bumpy, most of the damaged traces have been repaired and metal patches have been put on. It looks like a slum chariot demeanor.

The gun barrel is still a bit twisted, obviously it can't fire for the time being, but other than that, the little old car finally looks like a tank again, except for a cart board of unknown significance underneath, it is just a long-term Ordinary tanks on the battlefield.

"Aside from my brilliant ideas that were denied, my current technical level can only repair its core circulatory system, so that it can use the personal hall to restore resources and continue life without the worry of death." Nangong sighed: "It Now the turret can be rotated, but the technology content of the launching end is high, and I have to practice for a while before I can hope to fix it. In addition, its tracks are also a bit difficult to deal with. I don’t have the ability to handle it at the moment, but I have found an alternative. .”

"What way?" Mo Lan asked.

"I invented a high-load-bearing intelligent cart board." Nangong pointed to the flat plate with wheels under the small old cart, "This board is connected to its thinking assistance system, and it can control this cart board through thinking. make it carry itself and move."

"Oh, so it's like you found a wheelchair for the little old car, and asked him to send it around?" Mo Lan exclaimed, "Damn it, it's you."

The little old car triggered the board very cooperatively, letting the board drive him back and forth, very happy.

Little old car: ─=≡Σ(((つ??ω??)つ

"At present, I can only do this, and its structure is seriously damaged. Unless there are items related to metal, steel and other elements for me to process, otherwise it can only be active in the instance world for 18 seconds, which is not enough .”

"...Items related to metal and steel?"

Mo Lan thought for a while, took out a bottle of iron-gray potion from the inventory, and handed it to Nangong, "Will this work?"

"This..." Nangong's eyes lit up, "Yes!"

The bottle of potion that Mo Lan took out was exactly the useless [Steel Mixture] that had been accumulated in the backpack for a long time...

Speaking of this thing, it was exchanged from Estes when I killed my sister. The effect is the 400 yuan in LOL, which adds blood and toughness [Steel Mixture]...

I'm ashamed to say, after so many dungeons, Mo Lan really didn't find a chance to use it up...

Although he often knows the truth that "good things are for use", but every time Mo Lan either forgets that there is such a thing in the bag, or feels that the situation does not need this amount of blood, and ends up keeping it until now.At the beginning, Mo Lan taught Little Maple Syrup, which was ridiculous.

Unexpectedly, now it can help Mo Lan in an unimagined way.

Fate, wonderful.

With the help of [Steel Mixture], Nangong recast and strengthened the structure of the small old car, greatly improving its structural strength, and finally became Mo Lan's new summoner under the systematic process.

After spending 500 endless points, Mo Lan successfully bound it into his summoned object, and [Summon 001 Smart Chariot] immediately became Mo Lan's new skill, occupying the last summoned object's skill bar.

At this moment, all the summoned objects around Mo Lan lit up with light of different colors, and the title of [Miscellaneous Summoner] detected the joining of Xiao Laoche, which raised a wave of attributes for all the summoned objects.

"Thank you, Technician Nangong, how much is this service?"

"Let me do the math... According to the resources, energy, time cost I consume and the mental damage caused by being oppressed by summons like you, if converted to the cost price, it's about 862·52 nothing..."

"I'll give you one thousand, pick it up and climb!"

"okay!"

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