How Did It Become a River Crab?

It is a product of "nature" that humans have not been able to get rid of, and may not be able to get rid of for a long time in the future. It is the proof that we are still primitive, and it is the iron proof that we are not different from other life in essence, and it urges human beings to continue. Go forward, dare to challenge, and strive for self-improvement!

The fear of feces is the spur to the future progress of human beings!

So, in order to push myself further and move forward, I spent [-]% of my energy and researched this [Hand-cranked Stimulant Enrichment Launcher]...

Also known as... [Automatic Manure Sprayer 3000]!

Seeing this, Mo Lan and the only brother showed extremely shocked expressions at the same time.

Damn, I feel it.

Chapter 230 Reloading

Little Penguin Tips:

you know what i'm going to say

This weapon...is terrifying!

The two calmed down their excitement (?) and continued to read: This amazing weapon can transform feces into a vast ocean torrent with an impact comparable to machine gun bullets, and let the enemy die in the brilliance of the progress of the times. , very technological and stimulating.

Of course, after all, this is a beautiful invention that encourages people to move forward and run towards a better life. I prefer you to use the former name to call her, yes, she, in my eyes, every invention is my lovely daughter.

Secondly, dear friends, please don’t worry, since I invented this spray...[Hand-cranked stimulant concentration launcher] The original intention is self-spurring, not to attract people to evil or evil, this weapon Equipped with an aroma treatment mechanism inside, all friendly troops will not smell her stink.

You may ask, Mr. Nangong, why can it still process duck with aroma?

This question is very good. Let me popularize a little knowledge for everyone. Human excrement contains 3-methylindole, which is the source of its odor. After diluting it tens of thousands of times, it will be due to the concentration. Transformation takes place, resulting in an almost floral aroma...

Mo Lan exchanged glances with the only brother, and calmly skipped the thesis-level explanation, and turned directly to the end.

All in all, this is a weapon that will not make the user and his teammates smell bad. I also made a visual error, so that the "bullets" fired by her appear normal blue in our eyes, so as to alleviate the problem to the greatest extent. our mental stress.

Of course, as for the traces left behind... please avoid them yourself.

After reading the entire note, the only brother silently used his telekinetic power to lift the firecracker (as it is called elegantly), aimed at the security team members who were still hanging in the air, and tried to shake the hand joystick.

Nothing happened except for a hollow sound.

"...No ammunition?" The only brother held up the whip cannon with some disappointment, and found that there was no place that looked like a "magazine". In the end, he found another note inside the suction head of the vacuum cleaner. : You must have discovered it, yes, this whip cannon has no ammunition, you need to manually reload it.

At this time, you will definitely ask: Is it possible that I still have to give birth on site, or go to the toilet to explore?

The answer is definitely no. This backward loading method is not only an insult to my personality as an inventor, but also very unsuitable for the modern battlefield. Imagine that we need to replenish ammunition on the spot when the enemy is present. Or reload at a specific location, which simply does not meet the rules of the tense, fast-paced endless space battlefield.

So, I designed a very, very revolutionary, simple and straightforward ammo acquisition mode...

"..."

Mo Lan and the only brother read the entire manual in silence, then slowly picked up the firecracker's vacuum cleaner head and pressed the button on it.

An incomparably majestic suction force came from it, composed of several electric currents, and a long-term instrument with unknown meaning appeared, like a golden snake dancing wildly, swinging wantonly.

According to Nangong, the method of reloading the whip cannon...

Very, very direct indeed.

The two stared at the suction head for a long time, then slowly, slowly, turned the crab head and the snake head around at the same time, looking at the bewildered security team members.

Under the horrified and helpless eyes of the crowd, Mo Lan sighed.

"Your captain and vice-captain... died early."

After a series of tragic shouts that seemed to be cannibalism, the only brother gave the security team a happy, and after throwing all the corpses into the alloy gate with Mo Lan, he checked the firecrackers filled with bullets and began to listen to the little sister Yazi reports the results of previous investigations.

While Mo Lan and the only brother were "replenishing ammunition", the little sister was naturally not idle, but was very dedicated to exploring the surrounding environment with her spider.

"Master Mo Lan, there is no obvious danger on the road you mentioned. On other roads, I saw a monster flying in mid-air with a flower head and a body made of vines. I saw a monster that filled the entire corridor with bubbles." The sharks also saw a lot of burn marks and the bodies of researchers and security team members, with different death patterns."

"Also, I also found the feathery brown-haired woman you mentioned. She is still alive, but she is in a coma..."

Yazi reported nervously. As a new member of Xiemen who has regained her humanity, she is still full of fear in front of these scenes.

Listening to Yazi's brief report on the situation, Mo Lan pondered for a moment, and probably guessed the identity of the "Vine Monster" and "Bubble Shark". to the hall.

Immediately afterwards, they discussed the next strategy in a very short time.

Since the task of this dungeon is very complicated, it is necessary to find people, run away and suppress the confiscated items everywhere, Brother Weiwei and Mo Lan decided to assign priorities to the current task every once in a while to prevent the purpose from being confused. Nothing was done.

With the information provided by Yazi, the two have already summed up several safety paths. The next tasks are mainly distributed according to the following priorities: Top priority: According to Yazi’s information, find [Hemo] and deal with her injuries Questions, and get some intel on the deposit and escape.

Next, check with Hemer about the correct path to the slot machine and Hemer’s access card level provided by the security vice-captain. If it’s purple, then save the slot machine. If it’s yellow, find a way to find purple. The pass card, and then rescued the slot machine.

Secondary priorities: Resolving less threatening receivables, restoring strength, looking for red-level pass cards, looking for clues to the mushroom man, and finding a way to rendezvous with the inner ghost Nangong.

After confirming the target, the first problem that Mo Lan and the only brother will face now is blood recovery.

Because of their impatience, both of them lost a lot of life points by [Today is also very shy], but now Mo Lan has no vanguard shield, and the only brother has no iron tree branches. The only way is to rely on the recovery that the only brother just unlocked. Taste.

But... the batch of recovery potions in the hands of the only brother...

There is a little problem.

Five minutes later, at a corner of the holding area, a baby Hydralisk, which was only about the waist height of an ordinary person, cautiously poked its head out.

It doesn't look scary, but it's a bit cute because it's smaller and Q-style, reminiscent of an interstellar fan work called "Happy Interstellar", with a pacifier in its mouth.

On top of his head, there is a purple and green crab that is only the size of a laptop computer. The painting style is also Q version, and it also has a pacifier in its mouth. It is very cute.

They... are exactly Mo Lan and the only brother.

Chapter 230 IX Friend Statue

【Temporary APXT4869 mixture】

Type: [props]

Quality: [Green]

Effect: From "Detective Conan", it is a rejuvenating potion that can be drunk three times after being improved by endless space users. It is only for players to use.

After drinking, the player will restore 60% of the maximum health, and will enter a state of rejuvenation that lasts for 10 minutes. Except for mobility, all basic attributes will be reduced by 60%, and the body will be transformed into a " Infancy", there will be an extra pacifier in the mouth that does not affect normal communication.

The potion of rejuvenation can only be consumed by the same player once in a instance, and cannot be consumed repeatedly.

Remarks: [Medicine can't stop] The alchemy faction is recruiting talents in endless space. As long as you can make medicine and alchemy, we will not miss your resume!

P·S: The rumors on the market about our attempt to release the world-class potion of the whole endless space are all slander and slander by competitors, but we also welcome all relevant talents, for no other reason, just to broaden it Our business side.

After drinking this potion, both the only brother and Mo Lan returned to their full state. As for the problem of attribute reduction, the power of telekinetics and the programmer's magic book are not affected by the reduction of basic attributes. acceptable.

The only brother is not the only one bottle of medicine, he unlocked a total of three kinds of potions this time, all of which were purchased from a special supplier of [medicine can't stop] medicine bottles in a dungeon, probably from a faction in the endless space traveling businessman.

The problem is, the names of the other two potions...

They are called [RAP GOD potion] and [Net suppression cloud potion]...

After watching the three medicines, one snake and one crab weighed it, and finally turned into two babies with tears in their eyes.

"Turn this corner, go rough, and walk for a while, and you will see Hemo." The only brother recalled the information provided by the security personnel and Yazi, and said in a baby voice.

"Your hairy hair style seems like a joke." Mo Lan said in the same milky voice.

"Day your daddy."

"Fairy Banban."

While talking trash, the two crossed the corner at high speed. After the corner, they successfully saw Hemer lying on the ground at the end of a long and narrow corridor.

As Yazi said, she was lying at the end of the corridor, clutching her bleeding wound, in a semi-comatose state. Known for her medical research capabilities, she could not alleviate her injuries without drones and any equipment. He could only press down on the gunshot wound with all his strength to slow down the speed of his life.

The situation was critical, Mo Lan and the only brother no longer hesitated, and immediately prepared to step forward to rescue, but halfway through the steps, they all looked at the alloy door in unison.

This is an alloy door of a detention room. The color of the access panel on the door is only blue. This color Mo Lan has seen on the dead researchers on the side of the road. It is one level lower than yellow, which shows that the detention behind the door Things are relatively safe and stable, and can be operated without too many permissions.

Logically speaking, the top priority now should be to stabilize Hemer first, and then do it when the pledge can be returned, so there is no need to worry.

But the problem is that when the two of them looked at the alloy door, they couldn't bring up the idea of ​​putting it down and moving forward, as if something forcibly dragged their thinking, making them think that there is something important inside. things in general.

Both Mo Lan and the only brother know that this kind of thinking is wrong, it may be the effect of the confiscated property, but this thing is like writing a novel and procrastinating, and fishing for summer homework. Everyone knows it is not good, but no one can resist it. After more than ten seconds of psychological struggle, he couldn't muster up the courage to put down the pledge and rescue Hemo.

"...Damn it, it doesn't seem like a way to go on like this." The only brother bit his pacifier and said, "Should we go fuck him first, and then we'll save Hemo?"

"There's no other way, it's just like one." Mo Lan touched the pacifier, indicating that he has no good way.

After making the decision, the only brother immediately manipulated his telekinesis and pressed the yellow-level access card on the panel. The alloy door opened rapidly, allowing people to see the pitch-black interior.

Since it was almost dark outside the door, and the only brother had recovered his night vision ability, he saw the true appearance of the deposit behind the door immediately.

It was a very ordinary dark statue. It looked like a singer with his hands clasped and his head up singing. The only brother couldn't see the material that made up the statue. He could only feel that it wasn't rock and steel, but more like a resin material. Forged, not too heavy.

Fortunately, it's not a teleporting statue with a bald head sticking to the wall, otherwise there would be no need for a beating.

But even though the statue in front of them didn't seem to be threatening, Mo Lan and the only brother still had a strong and strange impulse of "can't leave him alone". Driven by this impulse, a snake and a crab walked into the statue. into the detention room.

The closer they get to this statue, the stronger the strange impulse in their hearts, as if this is a very important friend of theirs, who is in danger at the moment and needs to be rescued urgently. The two know that this kind of thinking is completely nonsense, but they There is no way to eradicate, or even alleviate, this thinking.

In doubt, they looked at the precautions posted on the wall of the detention room.

[Receipt No. 032 "Friend"]

[Detainment procedure: The conventional secret room is locked. Since it is difficult for the operator to transport it further, it will not be placed in a deeper position. All research/security personnel who pass through the three-meter area around the room must not stay for more than five seconds, otherwise please stay in place. Contact Smart Tow Truck to tow yourself away. 】

[Note: No. 032 is a large resin statue with no special shape. The incomprehensible thing is that anyone who approaches it within 10 meters will instinctively regard this statue as their most precious friend , and thought he was in deep crisis and needed his help.It is difficult for him to voluntarily leave the surrounding of number 032, and he will continue to wander around him, looking for "rescue methods" that do not exist. Without external assistance, he may even starve to death beside number 032, or commit suicide due to despair and guilt. 】

[This kind of power can even affect non-human creatures and machinery. Many factors prevent us from building the holding room numbered 032 deeper. We can only issue an announcement to prevent everyone from staying near the holding room. 】

These parts on the top were crossed out with a ballpoint pen, and a sentence was handwritten below: "You are all slander, slander! You have no right to lock him here! Let him out! Let my friend out! Let him out !"