Jojos Who Are Doing Things in Daily Life

"Good morning~ Miss~ You are still so beautiful in a new day~"

"Ah... since when did you say such polite words, Hayasaka..."

After realizing that something was wrong, Kaguya Shinomiya, who gradually regained her sense of consciousness, recognized that the voice was definitely not her valet Hayasaka Ai, and was startled!

"Hey--!" Shinomiya Kaguya subconsciously grabbed the quilt and covered her chest, and looked at the source of the voice--Joseph Joestar!

"Hey! Miss, the weather is good today, suitable for running and coffee~"

Joseph was wearing a serious butler uniform that had been remodeled and enlarged, but he was lying beside Shinomiya Kaguya in a very naughty manner, matching his unchanging and naughty butler uniform that made people angry just by looking at it The smiling face made Shinomiya Kaguya feel a little angry early in the morning.

Don't think too much, you're angry!

"Go down!" Shinomiya Kaguya forced herself not to forget to maintain her image, suppressed her emotions, and said coldly.

"Hi~"

However, unexpectedly, Joseph agreed very readily, and stood on the ground in a dodge, which made Shinomiya Kaguya, who was planning to threaten him, couldn't help but feel aggrieved by his powerlessness.

But soon, Shinomiya Kaguya discovered something more important!Facing Joseph, who was not serious all day long, she asked in a cold voice:

"How did you get in here?"

"Ah, miss, your door is quite easy to pry~"

Joseph's smile didn't change at all, it even deepened a little bit, and he didn't feel the slightest bit of shame about picking the lock to get in.Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but wonder if this guy had any sense of shame.

"Get out!" Kaguya Shinomiya didn't have the time to worry about Joseph breaking into her room.She has to get up and change her clothes now. Today is the first day of school, and she can't be late.

And Joseph seems to have known this a long time ago, as if by magic, he suddenly took out two clothes from behind, and said very courteously:

"So what kind of clothes do you want to wear today, miss? Is it this dress or a white shirt? Personally, I recommend men's white shirts~ Ladies wear a slightly larger men's shirt that can cover the hem, it's super..."

"go out--!"

Shinomiya Kaguya completely gave up her image in anger, grabbed a pillow and threw it at Joseph. However, Joseph escaped from the room with a twist of his waist, and threw the two clothes into the bed.

Shinomiya Kaguya's cheeks were flushed, and he gasped slightly, looking at the two clothes in front of him that were sorted out, but he couldn't help but recall Joseph's hateful face .

Ahhh——!Men's white shirts or something!What is that bastard talking about!

Shinomiya Kaguya, who was so angry at Joseph's words, couldn't help but blushed again, threw the white shirt away, and got up silently, went to the closet to take out her own shirt. school uniform.

……

"Good morning, miss."

"Well, good morning."

After washing up, Kaguya Shinomiya, who was fully dressed, regained her usual elegance, and walked downstairs slowly.She will have her breakfast for the day at the dining table downstairs.

However, as soon as Shinomiya Kaguya walked to the restaurant, he was frightened by the scene in front of him.

There is a long European-style table enough to seat a dozen people, and the white tablecloth is full of various plates and bowls!There is only one set of tableware in the front position, and the rest of the plates are full of vegetables!

There are everything in the dishes, and there are even many cuisines!Not only European-style bacon omelettes, but also miso soup and saury for Japanese cuisine, Xiaolongbao and siu mai for Chinese cuisine, and even pasta and French vegetable jelly!Those who didn't know thought it was a banquet for honored guests!

"Welcome Missy~"

At this time, the familiar and irritating voice suddenly sounded in Shinomiya Kaguya's ears again, and Shinomiya Kaguya jumped to the side in fright, and Joseph's hateful face suddenly appeared in front of him.

"There is a saying in China that 'a day's plan lies in the morning'. In order to keep you happy and full of energy throughout the day, Miss, I specially ordered several chef brothers in the back kitchen to prepare a very rich breakfast for you~ "

Joseph seemed like a good housekeeper who was very dedicated to his master except that he laughed a little bit badly. He pushed away the stool for Shinomiya Kaguya to sit on it firmly, and then explained very "kindly".

"The freshly baked soup dumplings and miso soup are starters, the main course is pasta with bacon and eggs, and the dessert is French..."

"Are you trying to kill me?!"

For some reason, as soon as she talked with Joseph, Shinomiya Kaguya felt that her emotions were particularly agitated, and her usual indifference to ordinary people could not be maintained with Joseph.

This man is really poisonous!

However, even though he said so, Joseph still took a small bowl of miso soup, picked up a soup bag in the steamer, and sent it to Kaguya Shinomiya.

Seeing Joseph's appearance, Shinomiya Kaguya was quite surprised. When this guy is not funny, it's good to be surprised?

"...What's the matter with this pasta? Why is it black?" Kaguya Shinomiya saw the small plate of dark pasta in front of her, a trace of femininity flashed across her pretty face. the color of disgust.

"Ah, this, it's spaghetti with squid sauce!" Joseph suddenly regained his energy, and said with inexplicable emotions:

"This is a staple food that I personally recommend! It's so easy to eat, it can be called the best in gourmet food..."

"...No more."

Before Joseph finished bragging, Shinomiya Kaguya pushed the plate of dark pasta aside with a cold face, and ate bacon omelette instead.

However, Joseph, who was interrupted, also trembled all over. He didn't expect Kaguya Shinomiya to disrespect him so much, so he couldn't help showing a very depressed expression.

"..." Shinomiya Kaguya, who was silently drinking miso soup, glanced at him pretending to be inadvertent. After seeing Joseph's uncomfortable expression, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but slightly twitched. .

I don't know why, but seeing this guy's deflated look makes me feel better~

But Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly felt that this look was a bit silly, when would she be so easily provoked by one person?

...Forget it, don't want to, this soup dumpling is really delicious~

Chapter 27: Dedicated to Joseph