Before Liu Kaiwei talked about some serious political and economic topics with Yang Mi, he wanted to pretend, but he didn't impress Yang Mi, so he decided to find another way.
Maybe Liu Kaiwei didn't need to learn the art of picking up girls before, but now that he is old and his charm has declined, he wants to pick up girls, but he has learned earthy love words.
It's okay to use rustic love stories for fun, but if you use it to pick up girls, then save it!When Liu Kaiwei saw Yang Mi, he was fascinated by her beauty, so he couldn't help saying some earthy love words, but Yang Mi responded to them!Liu Kaiwei was a little depressed, but he was not reconciled, and said another earthy love story: "I want to write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into my lungs!"
The corner of Yang Mi's mouth twitched, and he replied, "Then I'll push my lungs!"
Liu Kaiwei is now extremely frustrated, unwilling to fail, and said: "A person like you has nothing to talk about except love!"
Yang Mi said lightly: "I can talk to you about anything except love!"
After a few rounds, Liu Kaiwei was completely defeated. Now he completely understands that Yang Mi doesn't like himself at all!Wang Hao was admiring from the side, laughing secretly, no wonder Song Zuer said before that she is not the most vicious female star, because there is Yang Mi on it!Yang Mi saw Wang Hao walking in, and greeted him with a smile: "Brother Ritian, I heard that you are very good!"
It turned out that before Yang Mi and Liu Kaiwei officially recorded the video, she had already heard people say that Wang Hao's mouth is very poisonous, he can be regarded as the male version of her!Moreover, she also heard the ins and outs of Chen Xiang's ban just now, and she was very curious about Wang Hao's background. Qin Qianqian, who made the whole fruit stand frightened, bowed to him and called him uncle!When a woman becomes curious about a man, that is, she becomes interested, and she is very close to falling in love!Wang Hao looked at Yang Mi with a smile: "I, Wang Ritian, can catch up with your big honey. Fortunately, this man is in good health. Otherwise, I would have given IU a long time ago!"
Yang Mi giggled and said, "Then are you ready?"
Wang Hao laughed and said: "Ready, my pocket is full of quick-acting heart-relief pills, and I can take one if I hear you say a word!"
Yang Mi giggled: "It's not that exaggerated!"
Wang Hao saw that Liu Kaiwei was a little embarrassed, so he patted Liu Kaiwei on the shoulder, and said with a serious look: "Brother, that's not how girls like to flirt, that's not what they say in earthy love stories. If it was a few years ago, she would still be like that." When I was a little fox, even though you were a little clumsy, the old hunter could catch her, but now, she has become a good fox, but you are even older, so save yourself and go find a little fox who has no experience in the world. Girl, maybe you can succeed!"
Not only does Yang Mi have big foxy eyes, but she has been called fox honey because of her cunning and cleverness since she was a child, so Wang Hao said so.
Liu Kaiwei really wanted to refute Wang Hao, but there was no way to refute him. He also realized that if he had known Yang Mi in the early years, he might be able to handle it. I think he is great, no matter what he does, he can't arouse Yang Mi's interest at all!People are hard to break down, after hearing Wang Hao's words, Liu Kaiwei felt very heartbroken! "Ding dong! Add some negative emotions from Liu Kaiwei!"
Liu Kaiwei was about to leave, but Wang Hao stopped him and asked, "Have you prepared any gifts?"
Originally Liu Kaiwei had prepared a gift, but he saw that Yang Mi had no interest in him at all, so he didn't plan to give it away.
She shook her head and said, "I forgot this link, I didn't prepare a gift!"
Wang Hao said to him kindly: "Brother, I will give you a piece of advice. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick..." Just when Liu Kaiwei still had a good impression of Wang Hao, he felt that this Guys are very kind.
As a result, Wang Hao changed the subject: "...at least when she kisses others, you still have a sense of participation!"
Liu Kaiwei suddenly felt overwhelmed: "You..."
"Ding dong! Add some negative emotions from Liu Kaiwei!"
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[Chapter 35 of the main text: I'm going to buy some oranges! (The 5th update has more than [-] comments!)]
Yang Mi couldn't help laughing, Wang Hao is really interesting, no wonder everyone said he is the male version of himself, his mouth is surprisingly poisonous!Liu Kaiwei discovered that now the queen of the poisonous tongue among the female guests, and the king of poisonous tongues among the male guests are all gathered together!He was really scared, so he hurried to leave, for fear that he would be carried away if he walked a little too late!At this time, Yang Mi and Wang Hao looked at each other, smiled at each other, and cherished each other!It's not uncommon to see people with a poisonous tongue. People who are as poisonous as them are a bit lonely!Yang Mi giggled and said, "I haven't seen you just now, and there are rumors about you everywhere, saying that you are very poisonous, you are very angry, you are very talented, you are very good at playing the piano, and you are also very good at playing the bass. How about we start with the poisonous tongue first, and see if you can poison me!"
Wang Hao said with a smile: "You are a woman, I will let you have two rounds. Didn't Liu Kaiwei talk about earthy love words just now? I will also make two earthy love words. Let's see how you respond to me, queen of poisonous tongue!"
Yang Mi was not impolite either, and said with a grin, "Since you call me the Queen of Poison Tongue, I will show you my poisonous tongue!"
Wang Hao thought of an earthy love story, and said, "Why does the air turn sweet when I see you?"
Yang Mi didn't bother, and immediately replied: "The sense of smell is so sensitive, no wonder you're still single!"
She really deserves to be the Queen of Poison Tongue, she can be so wonderful when she responds casually!Wang Hao said another earthy love story: "Did you find that my eyes are beautiful, because they are all you!"
Yang Mi easily resolved again: "Do you treat me like shit?"
After two rounds, Yang Mi has confirmed her status as the Queen of Poison Tongue even more!At this time, Wang Hao showed a kind expression, looked at Yang Mi and said, "I'll buy some oranges, you stay here, don't move around!"
After speaking, he turned his head and walked a few steps.
Yang Mi was a little dazed at first, and then suddenly realized.
This sentence should come from Mr. Zhu's prose "Back View". It is what the father said to his son. It is probably a new meme created by Wang Hao!Yang Mi also quickly understood the meaning of this stalk, and extended it, alluding to the meaning of "I am your father", and using it to take advantage of others.
After understanding, Yang Mi was a little depressed, this guy Wang Hao actually wanted me to call him dad! "Ding dong! Negative emotions from Yang Mi add 444 points!"
Now the audience of the live broadcast is almost all blank: "What does Wang Hao mean?"
Someone thought of it, and burst into laughter: "Wang Hao is too bad a guy, this is what the father said to his son in "Back View"!"
"I just realized that this guy Wang Hao is really bad!"
Yang Mi reacted, but pretended not to react, and asked in a daze: "Aren't there oranges on this table, why are you still going out to buy them?"
If Wang Hao didn't hear the prompt from the system, he really thought that Yang Mi didn't react.
He turned his head and said with a smile: "Shouldn't you call Dad now?"
Yang Mi glanced at Wang Hao coquettishly: "I hate it! Taking advantage of others! Is your level like this? I feel a little boring!"
Wang Hao said: "I've heard your songs, and I've seen you hate people. I have a question. If you can't sing out of tune, it's because you're tone deaf. But if you can't speak out of tune, is it because your brain is not healthy?"
The live viewers were in an uproar: "Wang Hao's words are too harsh!"
"This is too poisonous, can Yang Mi bear it?"
But Yang Mi said with a grin: "This is a bit of a poisonous tongue, yes, my brain is indeed a bit unsound, there is no way, brain-dead children are much happier!"
The system didn't broadcast any negative emotions. Yang Mi's self-defense skills are too high. Wang Hao really can't take advantage of her!What to do now?He wanted to use Yang Mi's stinky feet to hate Yang Mi, but the problem was that Yang Mi had hacked himself many times.
What else can he say against the flaws of his own self-indulgence, no matter how much he hurts, he can't create negative emotional value!At this moment, Yang Mi may have realized that Wang Hao can't poison himself.
She then said: "Let's fight against each other now, you can't poison me, I can't poison you, let's play something else! You just played the piano and bass with someone, do you know other instruments? I want you Play me something I haven't played with anyone else!"
At this time, Wang Hao found a fighter!He giggled: "These days, who doesn't have a musical instrument in their hands? I retreated and played very well. Now I will fight for you. Farewell!"
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