"Idols...I don't know much about this, but would anyone really pay for this?"
"Of course, don't underestimate the idol chef. The Erthorn Salamander Funeral Company I opened two days ago has already received an order for custom electronic tombstones, and the song requested is the famous song of a certain idol."
"Electronic tombstone...it's too..."
Xingxiong originally wanted to say something, but after thinking about it at last, he still couldn't bear to say anything to discourage the enthusiasm of his bear children, so the words finally came to his mouth and became: "It's too... interesting, right? ?"
"Oh, oh, Xingxiong, you think so too, don't you! In order to promote electronic tombstones, I also asked the company to anonymously send a normal version of electronic tombstones to Wei Yanwu for free."
"Isn't Mr. Wei quite healthy..."
Xingxiong looked at this lawless guy helplessly.
"Be prepared in advance. Since I had the idea of an electronic tombstone, I have perfected it in private. Now this tombstone can not only play music, but also has an electronic LCD screen. In other words, the latest electronic tombstone now not only You can play songs, and you can also play movies, TV shows, or documentaries about the tomb owner. So, it's appropriate to prepare Wei Yanwu in advance what to put on and brag about how great he was during his lifetime."
"..."
"Of course, the electronic LCD screen doesn't only show Wei Yanwu's personal documentary, which is too boring. In order to ease the audience's emotions, the electronic tombstone produced by our company will be interrupted for half an hour every 10 minutes of the documentary about the life of the tomb owner. Advertisements that truly achieve sustainable development.”
"The advertising fee earned by advertising will be allocated by Mr. Ming to the owner of the tomb. If the owner of the tomb is no longer alive, it will be kept by Mr. Ming on his behalf, and the full amount will be returned on the day the owner of the tomb is resurrected."
"...Only you can come up with an advertisement on the grave of Chief Wei."
Star Bear said with tears in his eyes.
"Of course, I can understand that some people don't want their tombstones to be advertised. I can understand this. Therefore, our company has also launched membership services at multiple levels such as member, major member, super member, and distinguished super member. As long as the membership service is activated, you can enjoy the treatment of skipping advertisements. After the electronic tombstone becomes popular, our company will organize the statistics of the ratings to see whose tombstone has the highest ratings... The tombstone with the highest ratings will be the owner of the tomb. Received a pennant presented by Mr. Ming himself."
"Sir Wei...it's really unfortunate to get in trouble with you."
Xingxiong smiled bitterly and said, "By the way, why do I think you did this just to disgust Chief Wei."
"Hahaha, Xingxiong, look at what you said, how could I deliberately disgust the highly respected Chief Wei..."
Mingdu looked at the sky, a little guilty.
"How on earth did Chief Wei provoke you?"
Xingxiong said lightly: "Didn't Chief Wei do a good job? Longmen is prospering under his leadership."
"Booming?"
Mingdu chuckled mockingly: "Xingxiong, the so-called prosperity is not enough. There is a saying that the older the rivers and lakes, the less courageous. This old guy has been the governor of Longmen for too long, and the more courageous he becomes. It's been more than half a month since the integration movement occupied Chernobog, and he's still dawdling here, just wanting to guard the three-acre field of Longmen. If he can make a decisive decision, I respect him as a man , maybe help him. Now? I'll see what he's going to do."
Xingxiong sighed: "You seem to be very hostile to Chief Wei."
"I'm not hostile to him, Starbear. I just think he should do better."
Mingdu shrugged: "You know me, I don't like a person, and this person is generally not too comfortable. And Wei Yanwu can still put one arm around Princess Wenyue and the other around Princess Snow White behind the floor-to-ceiling window, just like that. It means that I have no hostility towards him."
"Bai Xue is Princess Wenyue's bodyguard... I don't have the kind of relationship with Wei Yanwu as you said."
Xingxiong said helplessly: "If you say that, if Bai Xue finds out, she will definitely not give you a good look next time."
"Small things, Bai Xue won't mind. She's not some kind of princess, she'll be unhappy to be removed from Weibo because others call her princess."
"The point is not this... Forget it, what are you planning now, Mingdu."
Speaking of this, Mingdu scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "I don't know how I became a hero in a daze... In short, being able to sneak into the special operations team is considered an unintentional intervention. I just took this opportunity. Take the opportunity to see what Chen and Wei Yanwu want to do."
"You won't attack Lao Chen, will you?"
Star Bear asked.
"What kind of strike are you talking about?"
Mingdu laughed: "If you are talking about that kind of attack, I can't guarantee it."
"I don't really mind the kind of hand you do to Lao Chen... By the way, why haven't you done anything to her? You've known each other for so many years, it's not like you."
"Don't worry, Star Bear."
Mingdu shrugged: "This kind of thing can't be solved in a hurry. Are you so worried that your daughter won't get married? The tone of your speech now is like an old mother who is worried about marrying her daughter and wants to sell it out. "
While talking, Mingdu got on the back seat of the Xingxiong motorcycle, and Mingdu patted the front seat of the motorcycle: "Come on, Xingxiong, drive."
"...Forget it, the two of you, the two of you will solve it yourself. Oh, and Miss Shi, the three of you will take care of it yourself. By the way, where are you going?"
"Go find some purple thief and solve the problems I left behind. Get my phone back by the way."
Mingdu said through gritted teeth.
This guy, shouldn't he send something incredible on his phone?
ps: Ask for a monthly ticket for a recommended ticket~
Chapter 22 Using Telephone Scams to Bring Smiles
Now, Ansuo holds the future in his hands!
Ansuo carefully opened the screen saver that Mingdu recorded a smile of a girl with gray donkey ears, and clicked into the text message interface.
Probably, this girl is a character like his daughter.
Ansuo thought.
Anyway... Ansuo, I'm about to apply what I've learned!
Although Ansuo didn't say anything, her heart was still full of admiration for the so-called "more advanced stealing skills" that Mingdu just mentioned.
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