What is the Richest Man in Halongmen?

"Ah."

Ah Xiao nodded.

"You said, you are in love."

"Ah."

"The object of love is a fire hydrant."

"It's the fire hydrant in front of Mr. Ming's house."

Ash added.

"What's the difference!"

"Of course there is a difference. What I like is the fire hydrant in front of Mr. Ming's house, not a random fire hydrant."

Ah Xiao said seriously, "Mr. Ming is not something that any woman can do, right?"

"That's the case, but the meanings of these two things are completely different."

Mingdu spit out.

"Okay okay, I understand the situation. The thing you have been worrying about is because you fell in love with a fire hydrant and felt in love with this fire hydrant?"

"Actually, I don't know if it's a relationship. I've never felt this way before."

"That sounds...a bit crazy."

"Crazy? I don't know, I just think that fire hydrant is very handsome. It's the other half of my dreams. Only in front of it, I can't have any nervousness."

Mingdu took a deep breath: "Okay, I understand your situation. Next, let's analyze the reasons for this incident. I thought about it carefully, and this matter is not so crazy. Blade Runner Inside, androids can fall in love with cyborgs. How can physical people not fall in love with... uh, hydrant people?"

"Although this is a bit weird, I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of. Come on, let's settle this matter. First of all, Ah Xiao, how did you fall in love with fire hydrants?"

"It's the fire hydrant at Mr. Ming's door."

Ash added.

"Okay, how did you like the fire hydrant in front of my house."

"It was an afternoon a month ago. The weather was overcast. I was on standby at the fire station as always, and suddenly we received an order. It was said that there was a fire in the harbour area. So we got into the fire truck and went to the harbour. District. It's a big fire, and it took a lot of effort to put it out."

When Ah Xiao said this, Ming Du vaguely remembered that Griffin once mentioned to himself that there was a fire near his house.It's just that I happened to go abroad to deal with some things at that time, and I didn't take this matter to heart, except that I was concerned about whether the scorpion was injured.

"The moment we pulled the hose out of the hydrant when we finished fighting the fire. I saw it, right at this moment. I suddenly felt a shudder from head to toe, and my heart beat faster. After the feeling went away, I found out that I fell in love with this hydrant."

"He is tall and tall, with a sense of social responsibility, and he can stand up when I need it. No matter how dangerous the fire is, he did not choose to escape, but faced the fire with me. Without it, Longmen There must be heavy losses, it is the hero of Longmen."

"Then, in the following days, I saw him several times in succession. Every time, he stood there and watched me resolutely. My feelings for him became stronger and stronger."

Nonsense, if the fire hydrant grows legs and can walk, that's really weird.

"I don't know if that counts as being in love. I just want to hug him and let the water wet my body..."

"Stop, stop, I understand."

Mingdu heaved a sigh of relief, great, the situation is still under control.

"You understand?"

"In my hometown, a psychologist proposed a theory. This theory is called the Suspension Bridge Theory. It means that in times of danger, people will mistake the rapid heartbeat caused by the danger for the feeling of the opposite sex. In other words, your situation is the drawbridge effect. You have a heartbeat because of the dangerous fire situation, and you see the fire hydrant... The fire hydrant in front of my house, you mistakenly think that you are in love with that fire hydrant ."

"Then Mr. Ming, the suspension bridge effect you mentioned, did anyone fall in love with the suspension bridge or the river under the suspension bridge?"

"There shouldn't be this... However, it's not a big problem."

Mingdu nodded: "You give the fire hydrant a personality through your own consciousness. That's why you feel the fire hydrant. You just treat the fire hydrant as a person. When there is a fire, It should be spring, right? Calculate the time, it is very normal for you to have this kind of emotion. It’s just that it is the fire hydrant that makes you feel this kind of emotion, not humans.”

"Is that so?"

Ah Xiao asked a little puzzled: "So, what should I do? Go and confess to the fire hydrant at Mr. Ming's door?"

"It's useless for you to confess? Compared with this, you might as well experience true love. Only in this way can you understand whether your love for the fire hydrant is just love between comrades-in-arms, or just pure love. just like something."

Mingdu said so.

Ah Xiao suddenly realized: "So it is, I seem to understand a little bit when you say this. When I saw this fire hydrant, it felt a bit similar to when I saw nuts."

Fire hydrants are not edible!

Ming Du groaned in his heart.

"So, you just don't understand what it's like to be in love, and that's why you're feeling this way about the fire hydrant who's supposed to be your best friend."

Mingdu said solemnly.

I obviously came to ask Ah Xiao how to reduce the threat of scalding, why should I suffer such a crime.

Mingdu complained in his heart.

"I see, so Mr. Ming, what does it feel like to fall in love? What is it like to fall in love with someone? Mr. Ming, can you teach me?"

So the trap is waiting for me here? !

I wouldn't do such a stupid thing to teach you love by myself!

Absolutely not!