Time Stopped 1000 Years

"Okay, you bastard, quickly put away your stinky fart, then I can spare your life and let you be my little brother, follow my ass to do things, if you don't take your fart If the fart is accepted, then don't blame me for being rude."

Li Kai said lightly to Zhu Bajie, this is the last chance for Zhu Bajie, if Zhu Bajie doesn't cherish this opportunity, then Li Kai will kill him mercilessly, kill Zhu Bajie, eat a roast Pork, Li Kai has no psychological pressure at all.

"Brother, are you serious? Don't wait until I put away the stinky fart, and you are attacking me. Wouldn't I be too wronged?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Li Kai and asked suspiciously, he didn't know if Li Kai was reliable or not, if Li Kai cheated him, he would want to die.

"tmd, I'm also a star-level powerhouse anyway, I mean what I say, don't worry about that, I will never go back on my word, if I go back on my word, I will be hit with thunder and bangs, besides, if I want to kill you If you don't, even if you hide in your stinky fart, I can easily kill you."

Li Kai said angrily to Zhu Bajie, thinking that what Zhu Bajie asked was superfluous, and there was no need to ask this question at all.

After Zhu Bajie heard Li Kai's words, he felt that it was very reasonable. If Li Kai wanted to kill him, he could do it now, and there was no need for him to take back his stinky fart environment.

After thinking about this point, Zhu Bajie became calmer, then opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and all the yellow smoke around him was sucked into Zhu Bajie's mouth.

When Li Kai saw this scene, he almost couldn't help but vomit out. Fuck tmd is really disgusting. He has lived such a big life, and he has never seen such a disgusting scene. How disgusting it really is, how disgusting it is.

After half a minute, Zhu Bajie absorbed all his stinky farts into his stomach, with a satisfied expression on his face, but Li Kai saw this scene, it was really disgusting, he felt that this Zhu Bajie was really It's too disgusting to accept.

"You dead pig, can you not be so disgusting? Fuck you, do you know that your behavior almost made me spit out."

Li Kai looked at this Zhu Bajie, and said something angrily, not to mention how angry he was, this Zhu Bajie was really disgusting and he wanted to press him to death, which made Li Kai unacceptable.

"Hey, big brother, I have no other choice. If you ask me to take this stinky fart back, I can only do this. I have no other choice."

Zhu Bajie said in embarrassment, when he was talking, yellow smoke spewed out of his mouth from time to time, making it look really disgusting, how disgusting it is.

"Wow, you dead pig, shut your mouth, don't talk anymore, I feel disgusted when you talk."

Li Kai looked at Zhu Bajie, and said angrily, thinking that Zhu Bajie is really disgusting, that kind of disgust is unacceptable, disgusting.

"Uh-huh!"

This time Zhu Bajie closed his mouth, then nodded vigorously, expressing his acquiescence to Li Kai's words.

"You dead pig, don't lie on the ground, give me praise quickly, how can I talk to you while you are lying on the ground."

Li Kai said something impatiently to Zhu Bajie, telling Zhu Bajie to stand up, he didn't want him to lie down, he lay down and stood by himself, it seemed that his status was not as high as him, Li Kai couldn't accept it.

Chapter 168 Nonsense

After Zhu Bajie heard Li Kai's words, he suddenly became embarrassed. Just now Li Kai reported the chrysanthemum to himself twice, but now Zhu Bajie's chrysanthemum is still bloody, and he can't stand up because of the pain.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Zhu Bajie kept shaking his head, showing a painful expression. This expression was as painful as it needed to be. What he meant was that he couldn't stand up, and he couldn't stand up~Come on.

Li Kai forgot that Zhu Bajie was fucked by himself, and thought that Zhu Bajie was a normal person, but when he saw Zhu Bajie lying on the ground, he was unwilling to stand up, and suddenly became unhappy.

"Tmd pig head, stand up for me quickly, if you don't stand up for me, don't blame me for being rude."

Li Kai said something coldly, he had already made up his mind, if this Zhu Bajie didn't listen to his words, he would give Zhu Bajie a hard lesson.

Zhu Bajie is really suffering in his heart. I can't tell the pain. I really want my mother to cry. Under such circumstances, Li Kai actually wants to stand up again. This really makes Zhu Bajie feel really sad. Unacceptable.

"Woooooooooooo..."

Bajie shook his head vigorously, his heart was really bitter, he also wanted to stand up, but he didn't have the ability now, as long as he moved a little, a puff would come out of his asshole. A gust of water came, he could hardly even move now.

"Tmd, dead pig, don't you listen to me? Why don't you stand up and tell me quickly, if you don't have a suitable excuse, don't blame me, I'm rude to you."

Li Kai said angrily to Zhu Bajie, he wanted to hear Zhu Bajie's excuse now, he had already forgotten that as long as Zhu Bajie opened his mouth, yellow smoke would come out, and it was quite foul-smelling.

"Brother, my chrysanthemum is broken, I can't move, it will bleed when I move, I can't stand up because of the pain."

Zhu Bajie said something aggrieved, not to mention how aggrieved he was, when he said this, his chrysanthemum hurt even more, and another spurt of blood spewed out.

After Li Kai heard this, he suddenly remembered that Zhu Bajie had his ass blown by himself, and he had his ass blown by himself twice in a row. Now the chrysanthemum must be bloody.

After thinking of this, Li Kai couldn't help but laugh out loud, his stomach ached from laughing so hard.

However, when Zhu Bajie was talking just now, another puff of yellow smoke spewed out, and this puff of yellow smoke became even more foul-smelling after being fermented by Zhu Bajie's mouth.

The smoke slowly ran to Li Kai's vicinity, and was inhaled into Li Kai's nose, which made Li Kai almost vomit it out.

"Fuck me, Zhu Bajie, why are you so aggressive, you really disgust me to death, if you become my little brother, won't you stink me to death?"

Li Kai said something angrily, not to mention how angry he was, and he was quite speechless. Is it right or wrong to accept such a little brother?It really made Li Kai quite speechless.

"Brother, I don't usually look like this. It's just that I absorbed my stinky fart and hid it in my stomach. At the beginning, it would pop out inadvertently when I was talking, but it will disappear after a while."

Zhu Bajie explained something to Li Kai, and when he said this, another puff of yellow smoke came out, and this yellow puff of smoke was extremely stinky, as bad as it could be.

When Li Kai saw this yellow smoke, he ran away in fright, it was really disgusting, how disgusting it was, this Zhu Bajie was so disgusting that Li Kai couldn't accept it.

"Pighead, shut up and stop talking, I warn you, if you dare to talk again, be careful that I will smash your mouth."

Li Kai said something to Zhu Bajie angrily, not to mention how angry he was, he didn't say a word, which made Li Kai feel quite disgusted.

"Brother, when can I talk?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Li Kai, and asked suspiciously, his heart was full of doubts, he really wanted to talk, but Li Kai gave him a password, so he couldn't speak.

When he said this, another puff of yellow smoke came out. Li Kai really broke his heart when he saw this yellow smoke.

"Tmd, dead pig head, didn't I tell you? Don't talk to me, you still talk to me, do you want to die? If you want to talk, when will there be no more stinky fart in your mouth? You are talking to me, if you have a stinky fart talking to me, be careful that I will kill you."

Li Kai said something angrily, his heart was full of anger, this Zhu Bajie didn't listen to his own words, he refused to change after repeated admonitions, told him not to talk, he was still talking there, if he dared to say a word again, Li Kai would really beat him to death his.