Resignedly raised his head, looked at Ashes who mocked him, and sighed helplessly, "Master Ashes, I'm already in my forties, I'm not a kid anymore... and I'm very busy, I have to collect materials for the new book, and Ask the old man for information, do you think everyone is as idle as you, following behind Jiuxinna every day..."
"Mouth! You bastard, don't change the subject for me. The couple are going to name the child after a character from your novel! You can't serve snacks? And why is your name so ugly?" Ashes stared. His eyes widened, and he said angrily when he looked at the helpless Jilai.
"Oh ho? Do you think the name I chose is not good? I know that the note you stuffed them is full of the so-called 'name' you chose!" Ji Lai also rolled his eyes, and when he said the name, He also specially emphasized his tone, and there was a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.
Kushina picked up a note from the table and read it in a strange tone, "Bofeng Goudan, Bofeng Iron Column, Bofeng Shanpao, Whirlpool Ruhua, Whirlpool Cuihua, Whirlpool Cauliflower, Whirlpool Broccoli …Uncle Ashes, can you really come up with a name? And what I can’t understand the most is what the hell is this Ayi soil beetle! Why don’t you even bring waves and whirlpools!”
Ashes, who was publicly executed, blushed, and said to Uzumaki Kushina, "Mouth! You know a hammer, the lower the name, the easier it is for the child to support! I am thinking of you! As for the Ayi soil turtle ...that's the name of a princess!"
Jiuxinna let out a long sigh, patted Ashes on the shoulder, and said with a sneer, "Uncle Ashes, I really don't know who gave you this name...Although it sounds a bit weird, it's normal, but you got it yourself These names are really a bit hot on the eyes..."
Ashes turned his head arrogantly, pouted his lips and said angrily, "Huh! You don't understand and admire you! The name you named yourself is not very good! It's still numb...why don't you name your child Facial Paralysis! "
Jiu Xinnai raised her eyebrows when she heard Ashes' counterattack, and kicked Ashes' calf, and said angrily, "Uncle Ashes, do you understand? I gave the child such a common name. I hope he can live an ordinary and happy life! You don't know anything!"
Ashes hurriedly supported Jiu Xinnai, who was unsteady because of kicking herself, and said with a worried face, "Hey, be careful! You are still pregnant, how can you do this, really, you have to think about me too A little... I don't want to wait for him for decades..."
Ashes' last words were spoken in a very soft voice, and Jiu Xinnai didn't hear them, but even if she did, she probably wouldn't understand...
"Ah... I got it, I got it, Uncle Ashes is really annoying, and so is Minato, he doesn't let me go out anymore, he's still so busy, he doesn't know how to come back to accompany me... I'm so mad!" Jiu Xinna was held by Ashes Said angrily.
Jiraiya on the side also chuckled, put down the pen in his hand and said with a smile, "Minato is Hokage now, it's a good thing to be busy, but he seems to be busy with your seal issue recently, doing things for your childbirth and the birth of your child." get ready."
Jiu Xinnai pouted, and said angrily, "I've said it all, Nine Tails is obedient, and with Uncle Ashes around, he wouldn't dare to escape even if he was asked to escape."
Jilai also sighed helplessly, and said softly, "Prevent problems before they happen... You child should also understand our painstaking efforts, really..." After speaking, he continued to bury his head in writing his masterpiece, looking very diligent.
Ashes supported Kushinai to sit down, moved to Jiraiya's side, looked at his vigorous writing and asked curiously, "Little Ziraiya, what are you writing, I mean you still count Well, you're not writer material..."
Jiraiya looked mysteriously at Kushina who was at the side, then smiled and handed the manuscript paper in his hand to Ashes, and said with a strange smile, "This masterpiece of mine is different from the previous one. The market taste of the public, after doing in-depth research, will definitely be successful!"
Ashes glanced at Jiraiya with a face full of disbelief, as if I believed in you, then lowered his head and began to look at the manuscript paper in his hand.
Looking at it, Ashes' expression became weird. This is basically a little porn book... The whole article is full of unhealthy and eighteen-banned content. It's a good thing he can write it.
"Let me tell you... I know that although your first book was not very good, it can be considered a serious novel, but this one... you really gave up on yourself."
"Kekeke~ Lord Ashes really don't understand anything... Thanks to you, there is such a beautiful fire-proof lady by your side. This is an uncultivated wilderness, waiting for me, a hard-working farmer, to reclaim it!" Jilai also smiled confidently, and mocked a wave of Ashes by the way...
Knocking Zilaiya to the ground with one punch, looking helplessly at the manuscript paper in his hand, what this guy said seems to be true. It seems that there are really no vulgar publications in this world, and the market is basically blank. It can really make this old Y stick come out on top.
Throwing the manuscript paper in his hand on the table casually, Ashes rolled his eyes and said indifferently, "Yes yes yes yes... hardworking comrade farmer, please do your best, I hope your book will not die violently..."
Jilai also got up clutching his stomach, rolled his eyes helplessly, carefully put away the manuscript paper spread on the table, and muttered in a low voice, "Really, I don't understand how to appreciate this book. I have worked so hard on this book." It is a masterpiece that I have given high hopes to, taking painstaking materials and painstakingly creating it..."
Kushina looked at the funny two people, and asked curiously, "Uncle Ashes, Master Ziraiya, what kind of book are you talking about... Do you mind showing me? I also like reading books..."
Jilai also heard that his eyes shot out, as if he had found a bosom friend, he said happily, "Really? Are you interested in my book? That's great, I'll show it to you right now!"
Before Ji Lai also got up, Ashes kicked him, and the manuscript paper in his hand scattered all over the ground.
Looking at Jiraiya who fell on the ground and twitched, Ashes shouted sharply, "Jiraiya, if you dare to show this kind of book to Kushina or her children in the future, I will definitely skin you!"
After reprimanding Jiraiya, Ashes turned his head to look at the bewildered Kushina, and said with a serious face, "Kushinna, you can't read this kind of book! This kind of book will pollute your soul, and it may pollute your soul." A child's soul...is a bad thing anyway!"
Kushina said in surprise, "Oh? Uncle Ashes, is Jiraiya-sama's book so powerful?"
Ashes nodded solemnly, "Yes... as long as you read this book, the filthy things in it will definitely pollute the hearts of pure people, not to mention reading... you may be polluted even if you hold it!"
Jiuxinna gave a wry smile, looked at Ashes with a serious expression, and said helplessly, "Uncle Ashes, you are really exaggerating, no matter how you say it, Master Ziraiya is also Minato's master, so he shouldn't harm us..."
"It's just... I won't harm them. Besides, after reading my book, maybe their married life will be better!" Zilai, who finally got up, picked up the manuscript paper on the ground with distress, He picked it up with a clip and muttered.
Hearing Jiraiya's complaint, Ashes was furious and furious!He kicked up again and kicked Jiraiya away, "If I say no, I won't! You bastard can learn a little from Sarutobi!"
Jiraiya who flew out also hit the wall, and groaned in pain. At this moment, the door of the house was pushed open, and Namikaze Minato, who was full of surprise, pushed the door in. Seeing that the buckle attached to the wall could not be buckled. Jiraiya, who came down, looked into the room in confusion, and by chance, a stack of manuscript paper flew in front of him...
The swift-handed Minato easily caught the hidden weapon, and asked Kushina curiously, "Kushina, what's wrong, master, and what is this?"
Kushina chuckled, smiled at Namikaze Minato and said, "Master Jiraiya provoked Uncle Ashes and was beaten up. As for what you have in your hand, it is Master Jiraiya's new book... But Uncle Ashes refused to let it go." I read…"
Minato lowered his head curiously, looked at the manuscript paper in his hand, then looked at Jiraiya stuck on the wall, opened the manuscript paper and looked curiously, "What is it, I can't read it yet?"
Minato is also a good boy who loves to read, otherwise he wouldn't read his master's street novels, and he really likes this book...
Hearing that it is Jiraiya's new work, Namikaze Minato, who trusts his teacher very much, couldn't help but want to take a look at it first...but it doesn't feel right after watching it.
This book... is really written a bit blatantly, it is not a serious book at all, it is completely different from what I imagined, no wonder Lord Ashes didn't let Jiu Xinna read it... But why can't I move my eyes away?Why do you want to know what is written behind it?
The more he watched, the more fascinated Minato Namikaze flipped through the manuscript paper in his hand, his eyes became more and more focused, and he sighed "Oh! So it can still be like this..." from time to time, as if opening the door to a new world!Unexpectedly, Ashes on the side looked at him more and more strangely...
"Scum, scum, bastard, sensuality, shavings of leaves, crooked upper beam and crooked lower beam..." Ashes looked at Namikaze Minato who was obsessed with the little porn book and couldn't help himself, and cursed in a low voice...
Jiraiya finally got himself off the wall, watched his disciple seriously read his masterpiece, approached him excitedly, and asked expectantly, "How about it, Minato, what do you think about my book?" Will it catch fire?"
Minato struggled to pull his attention away from the paper, turned his head and said to Jiraiya in a strange way, "Eh...it should...maybe...there is a high probability that it will become popular in the entire ninja world!"
Hearing Minato's comments, before the excited Zirai could speak, the weird-looking Ashes stared at him, turned his head to look at Kushina seriously and said, "Jiyashina, divorce this little pervert! Hurry up!"
"Hey?"
Chapter 304 Attack
Giving birth in October is a very important matter for every mother and every family, not to mention that the father of the child is also the supreme leader of Konoha Ninja Village in the country of fire.
As a wife, Kushina is an existence similar to nuclear weapons that deters other countries. Such a childbirth is a big event for the entire Konoha Ninja Village, not to mention that during the childbirth process, this nuclear weapon is very likely blew up...
Uzumaki Kushina's delivery time is an absolute secret. Apart from the elders and Hokage, only Ashes knows about it. After all, it exists like the child's grandfather, so it would be a bit embarrassing not to tell him.
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