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Liu Han silently lit a cigarette, and said lightly to PDD who fired at him as soon as he came up:

"Teacher, since I ate with you last time and saw you eating screws, I feel sorry for your girlfriend, do you understand?"

"???" The whoring teacher rubbed his head, a little puzzled by his words.

"Does eating screws have anything to do with girlfriends?"

Turaf also pricked up his ears, and he couldn't figure out what this was.

After Liu Han heard this sentence, he looked at his doubts that filled the screen with bullets, and sighed:

"Oh, because the teacher eats screws and doesn't use toothpicks!"

As soon as the words fell, some water friends had already realized the connotation of this joke.

"666, when it comes to swearing, my dog ​​understands it!"

"Society and society, I don't know much about purity."

"Hahaha, those who don't understand, don't call yourself an old driver in the future."

"In seconds +1!"

(Let’s talk about it first, because I have to pay my respects to the elderly at home tomorrow and drive, so except for the stable update in the early morning tonight, everything else will be updated when I get to my hometown, so tomorrow’s update time may not be very stable. But Don't worry, it's still 5 more!)

Chapter 301 10 Sleeping chickens

PDD may be relatively pure, no matter how you think about it, you can't figure out what the meaning of the stalk in Liu Han's words is.After asking about the little brats, the group of people were really bad, so they didn't tell him anyway, so he scratched his head in a hurry.

But Liu Han is not entangled with him on this issue anymore. Those who understand this kind of chat with connotation will naturally understand it, and those who don't understand should continue to be pure, which is very good.

Then, after Turaf entered the ruins square, he suddenly laughed.

"Hey hey, brother dog, I understand."

"Hey, brother, tell me, what do you mean?" The prostitute teacher scratched his head in confusion as he saw his words "teacher is doing well" that filled the screen.

Because of PDD, the original two-person platoon became a three-person platoon. Although there is one less person, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has opened the automatic matching teammate, so after hearing the English full of Southeast Asian flavor, the three of them wisely I chose to turn off the voice microphone, and directly entered the game with the free microphone.

Liu Han already has a certain understanding of Turaf's skills, and although the whoring teacher's skills are not as good as the two, but he is a professional e-sports player after all, and his awareness and reaction are not bad, so even if there are only three of them, there is no difference between them. The third game also successfully ate chicken.

And because of the game of eating chicken, he was very CARRY and killed 28 people, so he made a bet in a half-threatening and half-excited manner.

"Brother, are we sleeping after eating 10 chickens today?"

"..." Turaf was startled when he heard this, and then his eyes lit up.

If this is the case, then it is conservatively estimated that the three of them will play at least 15 rounds, and one round will take more than 7 hours in half an hour. With the addition of a Panda Brother and a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, his popularity will definitely increase. There is a growth spurt.

So, after considering the pros and cons, he said shyly:

"I'm OK……"

"Liu Han, what about you?"

When Liu Han saw that the pig had dug such a big hole when it came up, he suddenly felt a little headache.In particular, the bullet screens are shouting:

"Don't be cowardly, 10 will be 10!"

"10 chickens? I'm afraid we'll have to play till night!"

"If the dog agrees, then I can already foresee the future. I'll go to bed first, see you at noon tomorrow!"

"On the first day of opening the server, are you embarrassed if you don't eat 10 chickens? Hurry up and promise him!"

……

Seeing the barrage of words about his cowardice, Liu Han sighed slightly.

"Teacher, have you forgotten the lesson of my FLAG? If you forget, please come to my live broadcast room to see my hair. After watching it, if you still make sure to eat 10 chickens after the break, then I agree how?"

The prostitute teacher's strange laughter resounded crookedly.

"Hey hey hey, hey, what are you afraid of? It's all for the fans, right?! Isn't the worst result that Liu treats you to lunch? Where is Turaf from?"

"Uh... Teacher, I'm from Hanwu."

"Ah, that's quite far. When you come to Shanghai, the teacher will treat you to dinner. But today, Liu Han, will you eat the chicken or not?"

Seeing that the knife was on his neck, Liu Han sighed helplessly.

"Let's talk about it first, just 10 sticks, no matter what time it is, go to bed after eating!"

"Okay! Brother, let's do it!"

"Okay, but can I cook a pack of instant noodles first, I cook by myself." Turaf's voice was a little embarrassed.

……

At 8 o'clock in the morning, Yang Mi hugged the little Lolita in her arms, and woke up in the scent of milk that belongs to a child.

After waking up, she looked down at her bosom, the instinctively familiar yet strange feeling made her laugh silently.A doting smile appeared on Liu Han's radiant little face because he had squeezed all of Liu Han's energy.

"Baozi, Baozi? It's time to get up."

"Uh...no!" Cai Luoli just opened her eyes, maybe she felt that the sun was too harsh, so she quickly closed them again.Then subconsciously burrowed into Yang Mi's arms.

"Mom, I'm sleeping for a while..."