"Let you see dad joke, this guy's brain is twitching again."

The corners of the dragon's eyes kept twitching, and he spread his palms and said helplessly to little Arceus: "Let's send this guy to the place where he should be as soon as possible, I'm afraid that after a long time, I will feel like I can't help but slap myself." Impulsive, I am really pissed off by myself."

Without waiting for classmate Tang Xing, little Arceus nodded after Long finished speaking, then tapped his head lightly, and the space quickly distorted.Long, Tang Xing and little Arceus disappeared instantly. The next second, Tang Xing opened his eyes only to find himself in a vast universe, and in front of him was a huge azure blue star. planet!

"I... where am I?"

Classmate Tang Xing looked around, the expression on his face was a bit like hell, is this frankly a magic trick?

"Stop talking nonsense."

Long glared at the guy in the second grade, but saw little Arceus move, and the space around the two of them distorted again.When Tang Xing opened his eyes again, the surroundings were replaced by skyscrapers, and there were streets full of flowers and cars driving continuously.

Breathing the familiar dog breath, Tang Xing was stunned for a long time before he asked in surprise: "We...---have we returned to Earth?"

Right under student Tang Xing, the technologically-sounding tower-like building of the Earth Branch of the Elven Alliance stood upright, which made him believe that he had really traveled back from the Elf Star in the blink of an eye twice. on the earth.Until this time, Tang Xing looked at the little Arceus beside him in shock. What kind of Pokemon is this? Such a terrifying ability is too perverted!

Long didn't want Tang Xing to explain at all, but took out an elf ball to take back little Arceus. Just when Tang Xing yelled that he was about to fall from the air to his death, Long threw his hands away. Take out a Poke Ball.The storm salamander let out a roar, stretched out a pair of blood-red wings and swept across the air to catch the two of them firmly. The blood-winged dragon uttered a huge dragon cry, flapping a pair of wide wings and slowly flew down.

When the dragon appeared in the branch of the Elf Alliance on Earth, the most surprised ones were his wives who were still waiting for his news on the Elf Star.They really didn't think about how the dragon ran to the earth after disappearing for so long. Does this guy really regard that planet as his home?

However, now is not the time to question this guy. After a while of discussion and discussion, the wives of Long finally made a decision that Kang Nai would go to the earth on behalf of everyone.The venerable of the Carlos Champions League is very tough this time. Apart from her husband, she also has matters related to her daughter to be dealt with this time... 096. . [-] Student Tang Xing’s surprise came on the second day when Long brought Tang Xing to the Earth Headquarters of the Elven Alliance. The Kalos League Champion Venerable Kang Nai brought two fully prepared Kalos and Xernias teams. It was the first time for the fleet to visit the earth, and Tang Xing finally saw the goddess Carlos who said in the last video call that he would cooperate with him.

To be honest, Tang Xing was very shocked when he saw the champion of the Carlos League, not only because the supreme leader of the Carlos area was so beautiful, but also because she was also a famous actress who was famous in the elves .It is so shocking, it is simply unimaginable thing on earth!

Although Long is the overall champion of the Elf League, but for Tang Xing, his deterrence is not that great. The kid who fears the most is Kola Venerable of the Kanto League.I don't know if Kola is the first elf champion to visit the earth. Tang Xing always feels that this one is more charismatic and full of aura!

As for the champion of the Carlos League in front of him, Kang Nai gave Tang Xing the feeling that she was a woman who seemed easy to get close to, but had a special temperament that made people dare not step forward.All in all, this Kangnai venerable is more of a star than a champion, so he looks very close to the people.Well, Tang Xing doesn't know the other side of this Carlos champion, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing.

Long and Kang Nai, two of the most powerful figures in the elves, were secretly discussing in the conference room some measures that could affect interstellar peace and the situation, while Tang Xing was fiddling with high-tech technologies from other planets.The Earth branch of the Elven Alliance is a very mysterious existence for all Earthlings. As the only lucky one who has entered here, Tang Xing, who has come here for the second time, still feels very novel, as if it was an ancient It's like people have traveled to the modern age.

When Long found classmate Tang Xing, this guy was still playing with some children's toys. Seeing this situation, he immediately waved helplessly and called the boy who had never seen the world over, "Don't play anymore. , get ready to go with me."

"Go? Where to go?"

Hearing Long's words, he couldn't help but asked suspiciously: "Seoul is still an elf star, do you want to take me with you?"

Longban frowned and said: "The Chinese New Year is coming soon, why don't you go home soon?"

Tang Xing looked at Long with a weird face, and couldn't help muttering: "I didn't expect you, an alien, to know about Chinese New Year. Even foreigners, there are not many people who know about this traditional festival in China, and people usually call it Spring Festival... [-]" "Alien... [-]" Long sighed with some nostalgia: "Indeed, I have indeed become an alien now, and the sea was too difficult for water!"

What Long said surprised Tang Xing more and more. Unexpectedly, there were some good poems among the aliens. If it wasn't for the fact that this guy's identity was too shocking, he would even suspect that he was a fake earthling. !

Long has no intention of explaining it to Tang Xing. This secret is too shocking, so it's better to keep this kid in the dark for the rest of his life.In fact, the reason why he returned to Earth this time was just to fulfill an unfulfilled wish, to meet his parents who seemed to have not met for centuries, even though it is impossible for these two to know him now.

And Tang Xing almost dropped his tongue when he heard that Long was going home with him, "No way, did I get it wrong, you actually want to go back to my house with me for the New Year's Eve...--I'm not kidding Bar?"

Long smiled and said to Tang Xing: "Isn't it possible?"

"No no no..."

Classmate Tang Xing waved his hands again and again, and then asked with some expectation: "I just thought that if the No. [-] and No. [-] heads of state come to our house to pay New Year's greetings, my father and mother should not be scared to death. This, this, this... --You let me calm down first, this news is a bit too shocking, I need to calm down!"

Looking at Tang Xing, who looked like a bastard, exhaling alone there, Long felt as if his head was squeezed by the door.This guy is like a mirror, what he did doesn't mean how stupid he was at the beginning... Well, this guy is still young, and he will grow up and mature in the future, Long took a deep breath and said in his heart to comfort myself.

"This time I will only bring Kang Nai and Xin Yu back with you. It is a secret visit, so the situation you mentioned will never happen."

Long ruthlessly dispelled Tang Xing's illusions, and then continued: "For some insignificant guys, my time is always very precious, and, this time, don't mention our identities to others when you go back. Well, just say that I am You are ready to pray to the brother who is in charge!"

"Cough, cough... [-]" Tang Xing was choked by Long's words, and he looked at Long with a look of admiration.Today is considered to be an encounter with an expert, and an understatement directly classified the supreme leader of a country with a population of more than one billion people into the category of insignificant people.This sentence means that the president of the United States is pretending to be coercive, but the person in front of him is awesome, and he is so awesome that he doesn't want it!

"Big...--Brother Dog...--" Tang Xing was so excited that his eyes turned red.The dragon who made this unknown guy tightly hug his thigh suddenly jumped wildly at his temples. Judging by this guy's expression, he is going to be stupid again and lower his IQ.

"Brother, do you really want to worship me?"

Classmate Tang Xing hugged the dragon's thigh tightly and didn't let go, for fear that if he let go of his opponent, he would walk away. This is a real master!How long will it take if you don't hug if you have magical legs?

"You... one..." Long's face twitched continuously, and he looked at this guy with some disgust and said, "As long as you don't commit any crimes, I'll already accept you as my younger brother..." Well, the grand champion of the Fairy League His Holiness actually said such words, which is really down-to-earth.Student Tang Xing couldn't help but wonder if other Elven Stars also spoke Chinese like this, and they were begging for help and recruiting younger brothers. Even the criminals knew it. This tone is so frankly kind.

Well, Long, the venerable champion, can be regarded as a bit majestic in front of this guy, there is no second person who can be so shameless.Even Tang Xing didn't know why, the guy in front of him was obviously the most powerful person in the entire solar system, but he couldn't feel awe.If it was Kang Nai who gave him a hundred more guts, he would not dare to be so offensive, let alone the goddess Carlos, even the No. [-] and No. [-] heads of state he mentioned just now are enough to make him feel as uneasy as a primary school student. heart of.

Although student Tang Xing really wanted to ask what constitutes a crime, but when he thought about this question, it was a bit of a crime, so he simply gave up.However, in his heart, he was very surprised that Long and Kang Nai would go home with him for the New Year. Although Long confessed that he could not reveal his identity, he was relieved after thinking about it. At that time, even if it is enough to say it, no one will believe it.If you suddenly take a foreign old lady back and tell people that she is the Queen of England, do you think anyone will believe it?

Long is a character of doing what he says. After telling Tang Xing for a while, he immediately started arranging to go home with him.The Venerable Champion also communicated with his unparalleled wife about this matter, and Venerable Kang Nai was a model of a virtuous wife with a graceful temperament when he was alone. In fact, Venerable Carlos Those who didn't understand what kind of person Long was going to take her to see this time!

Classmate Tang Xing didn't understand how Long was in such a mood that he wanted to return home. He didn't expect to go home so soon. What this guy is most anxious about now is to go back to Seoul to see his girlfriend.Classmate Tang Xing has only been dating for a short time now, and he was abducted by the dragon to Elven Star without any warning and lost contact for three months.He came back in a hurry and didn't have time to go home to have a look, and he didn't know what was going on at home, what happened to the girlfriend he just hooked up with now.Therefore, when Long pulled him back in such a hurry, he immediately showed displeasure on his face. If the three members of Long's family went to his house to celebrate the New Year, Tang Xing himself turned into a light bulb naked, of course he would be unhappy in his heart.

And Long couldn't help thinking after hearing Tang Xing's words. This guy's words are not rough. For Tang's father and Tang's mother, Tang Xing is now their biological son, and his secret can only be kept like this. hide it.Therefore, even if Long took Kang Nai and Xin Yu back, they could not be regarded as the daughter-in-law and granddaughter of these two.

"Well... one" Long Shenyin said to Tang Xing for a while, "I think you should take your little girlfriend back with you, no, one is too few, you'd better bring a dozen or twenty daughters-in-law Go back, mom and dad will be happy!"

"puff……"

Tang Xing's classmate almost didn't spit out what Long said. The Grand Champion of the Elven League would make such a joke. It's just nonsense!

However, Long, who Li Li was bowing his head in deep thought, was not making wild jokes like Tang Xing imagined. He really planned to let Tang Xing marry more than ten or twenty wives. I want Tang Xing to be able to give birth to seven or eight fat boys and beautiful daughters... Chinese people have the idea of ​​passing on the family line and spreading branches and leaves. Long even gave Tang Xing the name of his future children. Well, the girl yelled down from Tang Qianyu, Tang Mengyu, and Tang Youyu, and the boy yelled down from Tang Qingyang and Tang Yiyun.

Classmate Tang Xing looked at Long cautiously and said, "Boss, what are you thinking, you won't tell me that you are serious!"

Long turned his head and said with a sullen face, "Do you think I'm joking?"

"scare!"

Tang Xing was really frightened, and immediately lost his voice: "Are you kidding me? I don't even have a girlfriend right now. Where can you tell me to find a dozen or twenty daughters-in-law? My attitude towards love is always the same. It is steadfast!"

Hearing what Tang Xing said, Long directly chose to ignore it. It is not uncommon for a boy of this age to say such a thing. The slogan on his mouth is loud, but who knows what is going on in his heart, and what is this kid? Doesn't he understand the stuff?

Long turned around and sat down, then said to Tang Xing with a straight face: "You have nothing to say about this matter, I have to decide how many women you marry. I don't care who you like, as long as it is a decent one without a trace of stain You can marry as many women as you like, there is no limit, but if there are less than twenty, I will throw you on Mars, do you believe it or not?"

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