I Didn't Open the Harem, What Did I Do Wrong?

No.16章 幻境·晚饭

"Cheers~~!" x2

For some reason, today's [Evil King's True Eyes], the Little Bird Touring Liuhua, is not online.

After leaving Xiaoniao Liuhua with her share of the crystal core, the four of them divided the dirt together.

They have the same residence in the stronghold.

Asuna didn't like to eat together in taverns, so everyone bought a lot of ingredients to cook at home.

"Wow--as expected, cold beer is still delicious!"

"Yes! It's too much for the salesperson to not sell me beer because I'm young!"

Megumin and Aqua are two big bastards drinking a glass of beer each in the living room.

The two of them bought a big bucket and basically both of them drank. Asuna and Muzi and Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua did not drink.

"Asuna, help me beat the eggs."

"Fusu feels that there are a lot of tomato dishes tonight."

At this time, Asuna was not wearing the red and white clothes she usually wore during the battle. She was wearing a knitted warm yellow top with the maroon color that Muzi especially liked tied on one side. I'm thinking about whether or not I should tell myself something.

"That's right, Asuna."

"What's the matter, what else do you need to prepare?"

"That's not true. I think it's better to comb your hair into a ponytail. Your wife's hairstyle always feels like you won't survive three episodes."

"Really... Fusu always says strange things."

Asuna gave Mu Zidu a coquettish white look, but she still pulled back her long chestnut hair on one side.

"It's too unlucky to say something like that."

"You won't die because I will protect you!"

"This is the second time I've said this, but I've already watched "eva"."

Mu Zidu, who was recalled, was also quite emotional.

"The rapier that could be tricked away with a single meal has become smarter now."

"A meal to deceive or something... Fusu don't say such shameful words~!"

Because of Mu Zidu's words, Asuna's cheeks were dyed with a nice blush, and she shyly knocked a spoon on his forehead.

"The two inside~~! Stop flirting~~I'm starving~~"

Megumin, who was not drinking enough to drink, had already drifted away.

Asuna, whose entire cheeks were flushed to the neck, put down the spoon in her hand mechanically and stiffly, and forced a small smile:

"Sure enough, Megumin drank too much. It seems that I am afraid to sober her up. The next dishes will be handed over to Fusu."

After speaking, like a robot in a sci-fi movie, he walked towards the living room mechanically.

After a while, screams like killing pigs broke out in the living room.

"Ah~~~ I was wrong, Deputy Captain Asuna was wrong~~!"

"Why do you both like to drill your head so much~~~!"

"Come on~~ Come on!"

Megumin's unconscionable drinking friend Aqua was even more happy and cheered loudly with a mug full of beer.

"Meihui~ Fight back~ Asuna is the most afraid of tickling!"

"Asuna~~ Come on~~ Work hard, Fusu is super hard."

With such rude remarks, the self-proclaimed goddess of the middle school patient was pulled up by Mu Zidu from behind by the collar.

"On weekdays, you are the most powerful in the water, and online has begun to instigate them again?"

Looking at Mu Zidu's indifferent face in front of her eyes, Aqua skillfully made a silly mentally retarded expression.

"Hehe~~ Head~~ Look at me performing a trick for you."

"No, I'm tired of your water-spraying tricks. Are you going to hang it from the tree in the yard or the telephone pole on the roof tonight?"

"Leader, don't~ Don't stop~~ Captain, what are you doing again~~"

Seeing that Aqua, who can't hide from acting stupid and being cute, starts to frame her as a playboy again.

After pulling his clothes, he quickly hugged Mu Zidu and shouted loudly.

But Asuna, who was giving Megumin a brain tonic massage, just glanced at it and ignored it, which made Aqua very hurt.

"Deputy head, don't you care, Danzi is preparing to sully your important logisticians~!"

Having said that, in order to increase the credibility of the mentally retarded Aqua, she deliberately lowered her collar to reveal her dick, but Mu Zi looked at this guy's dick...

No feeling at all!

Mu Zidu had no worries about the benefits that Aqua, the mentally retarded, sold, and even wanted to hit someone.